I made a Mario Party Game to torture my friends

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in my time playing Mario Party I've learned that the game is a bit too safe not quite as punishing as you would think oh no Bowser took 10 coins from me I lost all my stars the horror what if though there was truly more at stake in this children's board game what if you could die in this game of Mario Party If you rule 10 on any dice then you were dead lifeless you cannot collect a star in your turn or participate in your next mini game that's very simple maybe a bit too simple and I'm not really feeling merciful today so I'm going to strip my friends with their free will as well so now if you roll one on a dice you're allowed to control one action for any player on the board until your next turn and then to make things more painful the range of numbers for death and control will be increased over the course of the game as well and yes I'm very well aware it's not fair at all e you bck yes yes or where I pick Wario nothing new but now you finally have the opportunity to pick the sofus plushy you might have heard me talk about it you might not have but it's finally here in your walls currently watching your every move you's worked with me to unleash this wonderful ray of sunshine into the world and it's nothing short of perfect if you go to the link in the description you can get yourself a selfish plushy so you may have your own little bundle of plushy flush to have at your side whenever you're watching a very intense Mario Party game needs someone to teach you math he'll do a good job and won't troll you or if you need distraction to escape from Monsters chasing you he won't leave you behind I promise you also any pain inflicted on the suus plush is reflected to myself tfold disclaimer is not recommended to destroy this self as plush reminder though these plushies will only be available for right now at this very moment when this video is published until December 12th 2023 at 300 p.m. Eastern and then they'll be locked up unable to sew Discord in this world and unable to be your very own evil best friend free them you're their only hope you won't regret it also thanks to you guys because this wouldn't be possible without you so if a plus drop metal pipe transition that's effects anyways who's ready to die wait does this rle count for dying ass wasn't listening no honestly this is a good idea Eevee because this way I will beat the lucky out I will first yeah there we go oh you're a close bir oh no wait wait wait he's actually dead that L your first freaking roulette have you played this game before it's not hard ni will never beat the lucky allegations after this too powerful no no no this gimmick will beat the lucky allegations one let's say I use a mushroom and I get a nine does that count or I think just a straight up dice roll okay one time let me die oh oh my God wait so curs die on one doesn't count but what if you cust them and get a one yeah what does that count that'll count that'll count why inconsistency that's why but like you know instant mind control on a berus it's not your idea okay so you sh you know what ver has a point honestly we could just make it so that if you roll one on the cursed dice that count yeah wait doesn't Nick do nothing in this yeah Nick does nothing can Daisy win by doing absolutely nothing wait wait wait wait this is bad wa oh you're definitely one you're one no get the one no God like I can't even be mad you're just laying on the ground dead the whole time he's oh he got the two imagine though Nick wins this by doing absolutely nothing it's always the same as the previous one oh GG's yeah oh wait GG though if I no if I get a two you'll just get a two and die as well oh now you oh no oh it was close it was close his corpse was almost drives across the Finish Line man we really do put the die and die today huh I don't get it remember at turn five the amount of roulette gets increased can we ban Bren from saying character names or sound effects BR all right let's go Bren let's see let's see that little I mean I need a t yeah let's see your 10 your your usual 10 no I think I'll get a five plus a five how about that let's see that three the hell huh no death for Bren he's so optimally annoying maybe one of these days something bad will happen to him maybe one day he'll possibly get hit by the roulette n Eevee come on let's be realistic Eevee it's literally turn two bro you're right you're right it is turn two maybe anything bad could possibly happen not in this game EV didne he dancing disne he dancing The Final Countdown you're putting money on the line for Smash Bros gameplay are we Smash Bros guys I'm naring Smash smashy Bros you guys know the RO match up smashy Bros no you freaking smacked me yes I did I did that purpose in fact why are we so bad even W you know what even 20 for each honestly I'm fine with this why did the versus disappear I don't get that because you can't get it the same what I just want to land one chest one chest before this game I will take this little Penny coin dang it no my chest I hate chest at the very end and it blew up on me I'm sorry dude honestly imagine the freaking Spider-Man uh the anime Spider-Man no they is literally me right now with that chest a oh you almost were able to control somebody but not yet would have been very nice if this was turn five and you would have been able to let me get my star now wait I think you got chance time bro I'm not going to do anything useful with that oh you can steal pren star yeah no that was the most impactful Eevee chance time I've ever seen hopefully we start like really killing people at turn five why is no one suffering and hitting this game yeah this game sucks all right that's it I'm tired of losing I'm getting a one here and I'm going to screw over Eevee after this damn it it keep getting toed oh my go not quite yet guys it's turn four on my stream my face is covering up the turn but yet they just know when it's turn see they can smell it and they can feel it I'm not getting a 10 I'm not getting a time I'm getting close enough W somebody die on my gimmick please no I don't want to die Luigi time no dead finally after all this time I never thought it would be possible like here we are the first bad thing that has happened to Brent ever oh my God something bad happened to Brent oh my goodness so wait Brent just puts on his controller basically BR puts on his controller yeah he's not playing cuz he has died let's toy with our prank all right can Luigi win by doing absolutely nothing yeah I don't think it's happening buddy wait wait wait it's turn five isn't it change like one and two now oh yeah yeah yeah that's right yeah yeah that's right if I use a custom right now and I get a two I get a bonus if you roll one or two with any dice you get to control if you roll a nine or a 10 you are dead oh my God these these mushroom BS are un you got the two oh yeah I got two oh yeah you got yeah nice now things are happening yeah verus verus let's hold we have two guns pointing at Brit right now wait a minute oh no I think it yep I knew it if it it's a three it doesn't count though no okay so now I get to make a decision oh perfect oh jeez now this could be very wacky three people have the ability to control somebody berus you know the move yeah so I'll do that mine for Brent Brent you can only hold right on the analog stick the whole time okay fine I'll do mine Nick Can Only Hold right on his analog stick all right all right that's fine okay so Eevee can't flap his wings dude this is great game play this is gameplay that you encourage yes yes I encourage it which is why it's good you see oh the ver virus coming in clutch that's literally why eeve make this gimmick just so cursed dice are actually good cursed dice finally the most broken item in the game after all this time do the moves yeah oh she gotov work that let's just assume that he's not going to use the second bad thing to happen to BR yeah if I'm going down I'm taking you all with me just don't be revolution do not be revolution oh come on it's not about me losing coins it's about other people gaining coins that I don't like Wario Time Warrior time wait wait wait wait Eevee eeve buddy I want you to roll a 10 oh roll a 10 now you actually told me to low tier God myself un ironically I had the freaking pistol to it and you said load that bullet now you should roll a 10 now very reluctantly by your rules buddy see you oh wait I have to put my controller down yeah me too yep that's me you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation yeah ver good good call killing me cuz you're forced to drag my corpse across the Finish Line anyways okay I got one I got one okay oh yeah you to control okay wait hold up big guy hold up guess hold up hold up hold up he Chang his mind you us to get here me thinks uh you you just uh run along BR run along no go on small child you're safe for now we haven't got this in a while and for good reason dude that scream Eevee did at the beginning distracted me Eevee use hyperbeam thisy for you past your freaking record wow yeah nice and me Battle of men dude just like all of our Tails it's just the Battle of men okay don't don't let me in like that buddy holy [ __ ] he's trying to win fighting back not wait no slam each get underneath my fat ass dude that is such good luck what do you mean e wait you skip it that's you skip it you're roll too big that's death it's a sh idea I I don't like this you don't like it when bad thing happen to you yeah obviously like it when bad thing happen to others and only good thing happen to me also you must say no [ __ ] I'm going to say no I'm going to say no skip that star say no this dude literally goes into my chat and says Nick is really funny without saying giv me any sort of compliment oh wait that's right that's right Nick died that's right I forgot I love Bookworm too it's one of my favorite isn't that sad don't worry Nick I Nick I'll try my best to help you how about the oh I'm a little far I'm a little far it's understandable I can't no sorry let's bet who's going to lose first it's going to be me leaving yourself oh God I made that bro yeah you made that like maybe one day something bad will happen to him wait wait is it changed now so it's 1 2 3 is good 8 n 10 is bad yep so now cursed ice can only benefit you now I have I have an idea I have an idea oh I see okay I got a three I'm crazy all right you're controlling oh you damn it our first control and death at the same time oh death wait wait B wait wait wait oh wait so now you want to make a decision 10 seconds to make up your mind you lose your ability 10 seconds count 5 4 3 two go right Brent go right all right all right I think we're H going to have to enforce the timer honestly if you guys don't want to see freaking Subway Surfers gameplay on my stream okay I want you to use the eye I'm dead anyway so ding ding ding baby yeah that's a bad death but hey I can control too oh finally my first control of the game finally it's a bonus game a oh wait and all of you are dead yeah let's go no wait no wait no one of you guys can control still like Eve you can control you can force it you can force a TI yeah but like that would be that' be like 3 minutes gone if I do that though no but Evee think about it the the the star is coming up right now and what's more important me getting coins or someone else which is Brent potentially getting the star I'm I'm going hold it I'm going hold it I guess we just get to hear wao every 2 seconds W all right I guess we wait 3 minutes yep here we go oh here how's it going yo great game play hell yeah okay Ah that's so cringe though well I mean you have enough you get the control though I guess but he's been having so much fun like having power over everybody he doesn't realize wait a second I'm not moving on this board shall I bring back in the time limit the countdown please God please wa he went right no way shut the [ __ ] up ber oh I got control too let's go 1 2 three DN it I was hoping to make wait nice you take you take the eye please I want to take this no you're going you're going down the eye I will go ahead and say I think it might actually be good if we just skip the turn 15 bonus and just leave it this the rest game agreed agreed it's already too much so who has to control me verus and who and me the three yeah all three all three of you guys could do something now I like this mini game bro why can't no we're not playing mini games we're suffering together you should probably Target them cuz they're going to Target us okay if I don't attack you can we just like truce to play the game I don't know okay so yeah Nick can't grab a strawberry you I Want A TRU no I'm going to do the same thing verus can't touch the strawberry we could have had a truth but you being a I guess I'll hang on to mine though I wanted a piece but you declared war I literally said we can do peace can we just like truce to play the game I don't know being even can still around we look we're going to make a big giant cake here right now look at that it exploded wait I'm going to I'm going to use mine here now okay Bren wait first let me talk to you before how about you let me steal a star and I don't take it from youo that was basically mine like you can do whatever you want but you just can't take from me okay Shake sure that that'll be just that'll just be my thing my benefit well there's only one option here then uh I see I see two options Eevee I co do you really think that I'm going to be like competition really this is something that happens every game where you steal from me and then I just bow him for the rest of the game what was your what was your thing again uh you can't steal from me can I steal from random oo steal from random I mean I I never specified that so yeah you can do that I feel it was just take from Bern anyway but get we ball I I I called it I think any of us can call called that a mile away honestly you hate winning so much don't you Nick I I can't take from uh from Bren my bad yeah I yeah that was my thing you can't take from that's why went e loves Brett winning my bad I got it mixed what the [ __ ] are you talking about your rule set buddy okay you just lose this start right here that'd be tragic I lose verus a star just be berus a star like a full you're about to give my star to Bowser I've never lost a star don't worry ber fine I'm not fine actually I'm not fine actually and your words eat that what bro you just took my star and gave it to the government dude I think at this point you might kind of want to just like roll an 8 n or 10 IRL at this point shut up I'm actually Petty I'm so so freaking Petty right now in game iname yeah when you play Smash Eevee I hope you SD in game I have no idea how to feel about this on one hand it could help you a lot and on the other hand it could hurt you a lot Warrior time F please is my favorite mini game I didn't get a chance to play any of my mini games never get to play his favorite Min this is literally my you took my star I can't be nice to you okay even though I really shouldn't feel bad after what you just did to me I I'll just play where it lies play all a nice guy regularly all right let's do it oh now we just Corner him dead no I take the kill that was for me hey your favorite mini game I hope you have it it is my favorite Min game my you know I I thank you for the opportunity you're welcome bro you're welcome oh no a big dick he can't play the game I'm willing to do this dance with death honestly nobody has a control right I'm pretty sure because Nick and Brent died yeah you're dead as the double wait i r too high I rolled way too high yeah you have to skip this you have to skip it skip it buppy skip it it's your gimmick man this death actually really stings parasol please no not parasol No no we can't win the game only verus gets the move bro I get coins yippe dude I learned nothing from watching Mary Poppins back in the day Jesus Christ why are you hovering over me and nobody else because I was closer it's closer on the right to me that's why how do I do B verus how because Wario kept body blocking me but he can't move yeah I can't move it's because Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing bro that's a vernias papayas moment if I ever you just say things you just say whatever programmed into you I'm so scared I'm using triple I'm it is scary using triple now got to be confident are you willing to Dance with the Devil it's dangerous but maybe we win crazy he's not dead okay what oh the trigger has been pulled wait is that too good I'm is that too good like it was fine it might be yeah it was too good my dick's too big I can't help myself oh wait wait wait wait wait I was mis counting hold on yeah I know something I I love berus Mis counting you never I I was speed counting bro speed counting ah I do you see something Brett something that we don't see car to share what the he's dead Mr Electric send him to freaking hell or what what is there something worse than hell why don't we have Mr Electric send him somewhere like that what's worse than hell bad YouTube videos oh yeah you're right Vern's Channel gotcha Eevee I I think you use your triple dice here all right I'll use my triple Dice and dance with death as my atonement okay that's a control all right benefiting and I'm dead I get control somebody oh wait Bren are you dead dead yeah yeah I think you're the only one now I know how you feel let's go wait somebody else could win yeah three of us are fing dead bro we're all dead everybody yeah yeah we're all dead there's a small chance he might be able to outmatch us here Bonk Bonk Bonk yes like the odds are against him but I think Nick actually managed to pull through how long does this one last guys does anybody know I don't know probably 3 minutes probably 3 minutes there's no way this is 3 minutes nice baby okay so you die and you got control oh wow okay cool you died but pretty you g pretty nice hat decline dead people cannot pick up stars or speak but that's a different story you can't speak that's a new one um actually verus um actually hold a star you can't deny I'm a star oh you can't could have told him to all maybe you should start paying attention one very genius and very evil play that can be made here I think oh wait wait before you do anything my turn buddy you're using that custom D if you just let me do things stly I won't take for you has to be a 8 oh you're right you're right okay you're right yeah yeah yeah cuz he can't stick his star if he RS a 10 oh uh I need to see the map really quickly uh wait if he eight is the event right before the second boo nine is one space after which is the versus and 10 is that lucky no event because that's that's uh what's it called a star bonus yeah that's a bonus star yeah the lucky is the only one yeah you're rolling a nine no no don't go versus Nick kit could tribute anything so you want me to use my custom dice with a nine yeah you're rolling a nine okay I still have to steal I can't decline though you can still you can still steal coins but you can't take a star you you're just dead Fu you well I might also make the most of this bro yeah no I'll you too just cuz I killed you you want revenge God bro people are so a lot 25 coins from this one coins and now for the versus all right so now Brent and Nick are dead Okay a standard amount [ __ ] penguin what Penguins Vern Nick I will pay a visit to the TC Nation bye guys dude this wa wa see that maneuvering for myself though all of you forever stuck in Nick's Channel and Homeland wait so me and Nick already died so we get to play this mini game yes I mean like we can still win this oh yeah this is going to be kind of hard all right but I I have but I have a control I'm going to make it so that Brent has to you have to hold B the whole time no only B butd I wonder how this is going to go there's nothing to worry about come to me come to Papa oh watch out who who are you looking at you looking at there oh you like that control careful careful you got it e you can do it yeah don't mind me you do it oh weave yeah we I'm out of there as I said always clutch go for like double length bro this [ __ ] Su always clutch aside from the times where I'm not clutch where the other's not showing any of those right now as you can see right here now all I just got to Hope is that they bless me in the here yeah Daisy boo Bell never ever ever in my life get anything useful like that um I think we just we just ball y ball moment yeah B please not high Daisy H okay I'll take it but I don't want that low either well at least you get control all right I that's fine this is the most tense I've ever seen by way this electric you know what to do if I'm going to take the L with a high rule I might as well take a now okay if I'm going to die I might as well die down you may be dead I get control perfectly balanced as all things should be wait hold up hold up I to I can make a decision still oh can you yeah fdy let him take the eyeball yeah take the eyeball take the eyeball take the ey you want me to take the eyeball take the eyeball God hey hey hey hey Brent you're dead Brent you're dead oh wait right I roll the 10 yeah well just like observe your biking funeral send them out boys quick give him bunny ears give bunny ears I'll take the L here yeah cuz you've L on your forehead I made that joke so many times wow that was really rude W on his all right I'm using my thing here Nick use your boob I a feeling you're going to say that can I offer you a counter argument B what is that okay verus is two away from ber is more of a threat than I am he is second I am you have a boo I don't want to hear FR smack yeah but I use it on Brent why do you want Brent to win every game why no Nick use your Bo Bell why what the I think it verie has suffered before that's yeah you took my start already Nick is suffering on this reaction no you know what that's what I thought that's what I thought but Chad yo let's be real Chad come on you take prevails I may be dead but that's okay this is all for me that's M dude 100% Berto could stick that all in in one say that so if if I get a three here I'll have control yes oh do you see I see oh wait wait wait wait wait I have power I roll a two last turn all right roll me up big fat ginormous G we eight verus what what okay listen how about you leave me alone what about 10 nine compromis I'm compromising I'm coming okay verus final plead final plead me what give me what I don't much like the tone of your [Applause] voice please okay can I get a ton nine why you hate me okay okay hear me out everybody the only issue is that Brent is literally right behind me he has a custom I still is okay listen I hope we can still be sorry this is actually honest to God nothing personal but one person has way more stars than the other yeah that's totally fair ni what if I offer you an apology okay and what if I doal you I give you money but you don't take my star when you use the boo right after fine deal oh no I went left what the oh no okay Nick consider this is an apology no if you're going to kill me hit me Nick hit me put the bullet in the chain yeah I think the best play here is for you to use your custy big guy and roll a big old 10 for Pap wait is using it and say D but numbered it's used we've been doing that the whole game what we've doing that the whole game what are you talking about all right yeah yeah thank you for putting the bullet in my chamber also you're getting stolen from by the way wait wait okay wait hold I won I won't steal from you I won't steal from you I will not steal from you and I will steal from bernius no he two promise promise I need something Sten from regardless he just wants to steal from me all the time he just keeps bargaining and scheming yeah a lot of talking there Bubby yeah you did a lot more talking than me BBY has a control right now by the way that is true but do I use it now I'm telling you if you take from Nick right now he won't be able to steal the star if if he agrees not to take from me I think that's reasonable exact I'm a reasonable be you work at a bank more than you play video games I hate you were you planning to steal just from me yes oh you can do that sure I'm not going to do anything that was honestly like way more Cooperative than I was expecting huh yeah because it doesn't affect anyone but me buddy all right the Moment of Truth where literally all comes down to three rolls could me over right 10 30% chance you don't even get to play 1 2 3 4 four five imagine I get a six yes I'm sorry no Nick he uses his financial degree more of than a game control to play Mario Party with I'm telling you oh that too WR chance for me now there's a chance for me at least good five six I need a seven I need a seven I want Nick to eat my dust so much I am powered by the spite of the guys come on number seven W perfectly m God damn it uh birie has a goal left suck my balls God damn it yeah the big problem here is that I don't think I have any bonus Stars I don't think so I think I have events space bonus star yeah that that kind of worries me wait what oh my God wait hold on what gig SP oh go you dog chaos chaos kill him FR kill him I think I honestly God might have rubbed off on berus a little bit berus is all Nick you going take from first you know what time it is oh my God you Bo W I can't believe it RNG screw me over yet again I can't wait to get last place to on top it oh God no way really oh my gosh wait that was a revolution that would helped me I think no it helped Nick if anything oh my god what have you done why is everything just ruined Eve stop having ideas from Mario Party games please doesn't something bread has a control too is a thing oh that's true I rolled a one here we go wait bre it has to be bread it has to be bread though it doesn't matter this is all Vern's fault okay wait Eve Evee put your controller down well for this last mini game I'm going to go to the freaking bathroom and take a piss wait actually could be a big tie you guys have to roll at the end no way yeah that would be crazy I've never seen a tie bro wait this actually might be a fing tie I want a tie that be so freaking funny it's me God second B Bowser wa it's me I it's me Nick no that's me that's me meit really it would been really cool if I won that whatever second place wow dud this is r we have Daisy Daisy and Luigi wow oh it's by dice block yes wait wait wait wait wait wait wait don't do anything yet don't do anything yet wait I think if you roll the 8 n or 10 you die shut up what you apply hereo I think I think this rule will apply here as well how about this 8 n or 10 you die but if you rule higher and you're both dead then you you win yeah I think that's a move I think that's a move oh my God all right let's see it this will determine the lucky allegation you want to roll first Don't Mind If I Do ready wait wait if he gets a 10 8 n 10 8 n or 10 it's over beat the lucky allegations what the you don't beat the lucky allegations the surprise of no people I can't believe this oh my God this is the first time I've ever seen this in Superstars dude the fact I got a fing one though right I know right nothing bad ever happened oh well even with the revolver to his freaking head it doesn't even matter in [Music] game
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Length: 27min 44sec (1664 seconds)
Published: Tue Nov 28 2023
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