I Joined the Yandere Simulator Cooking Club in REAL LIFE

just look at that stupid cooking club they're making their guacamole in stupid octo dogs a spoon looks disgusting they're always bothering people at every turn you guys know I hate the cooking club so freaking much what you just freaking say about my cooking Keith I kindly suggest you consider taking that back burner side this meat on this chopping blocks gonna be some uh dairy meat hey stupid me no I'm talking about you I'm talking about vegetable head over there you know the one controlled you me yet brink here I'm talking about you pass it up let me look you in the ice you see you look at me oh my god oh okay he's coming he's coming at me you think so easy how to make this food everyday this gourmet beautiful food for people just spit on it do they really do that I never saw I've never seen him do that exactly because you don't know how it is to be part of the cooking club why don't you meet food huh I bet you couldn't make it eat better you think our food looks bad oh yeah all right I'll join the cooking club or ripen let's see what you got Ben Nickelodeon slime looking stupid head all right the name the name calling could get stopped hey beat you Vsauce here [Music] today we're going to do a cooking club challenge now this is gonna be probably part of the series on my channel where I would like to take turns basically going to each club beyond dairy simulator and recreating that club in my own Wiebe way so what better way to start off with the cooking club we all know him we all love them except for me I hate them I thought it'd be fun to recreate the cooking club I cook all of their food and be like them so in order to do that we got step one go get the groceries for the ingredients [Music] [Laughter] come with me let's go get some food let me show you around electro shove a license plate [Music] [Music] most important thing peanut butter bites I found these pumpkin Oreos mm-hmm that's going in there too is this mystery meat sandwich I've never known what this actually is ie v'n went as far as to Ashley Andre dip and I quote he said fancy meat on fancy cream on fancy bread there's up on the list we got burgers I guess you would call these sliders I don't really know next up for dessert we got that strawberry shortcake I mean it does look really really good got some cherries on there some I don't know exactly what the broad some kind of cake I don't really know and we can't forget the strawberry icing next up plain is simple keeping it as simple as can be we just got some sushi looks like a sort of California roll I mean I got this in the bag now last but not least we got ourselves what I always thought was guacamole it's actually a self upon closer inspection you can see the cucumber's you can see the onions the lettuce we even got some cheese in the salad some people like cheese in their salad right but tell me something you don't see photos there's not a single avocado to this entire dish it looks like they're held by some tostadas of some sort I feel like one could easily mistake this for guacamole just based on the green color but again no avocados to be found it's just lettuce in the ingredients hottest now what chef we are beat you okay make prepare these special dishes that would make Gordon Ramsay [Music] Sparkle [Music] [Applause] I feel so free I feel some free minutes like it's so so much air I can see why girls love ok the soccer ball give me a cartwheel give me a copy [Music] oh but I have a dark thank you [Laughter] [Music] now an important thing to be a part of the Cricket Club is you got to have great hygiene always watch your hands I know some of you out there are you know have a dirty finger nose not even wash your hands what's wrong with you always wash your hands all right so in order to be a great cooking club member we're going to need to make their coat obviously okay that's why we're doing this episode um I don't know what Shoko makes um that's a right show comb appreciate a joke oh he makes this weird mystery meats we're gonna make that today okay that's the first dish I don't whole of it now how this is gonna work I'm not gonna make all of the portions that the cooking club makes I'm just gonna make basically one of everything and put it all on this chip tray now we can go offer it to people all right well let's begin okay all right first day we got spam Y spam I personally n disgusted by spam okay the cameraman who disagree with me I don't know what kind of meat it is so I just went with that I even went as far as to ask you on trade oh he doesn't know if the creator of the game doesn't know what the meat is then spam that seems like it will work just fine I know exactly what I'm doing I just want to show you just in case you're wondering I know exactly what I'm doing we're gonna take our French rolls very very tasty very good for the body get you lots of flab there's lots of carbs in the body that way we can do our young Jerry Gold sorry and review things you guys don't know this but being a very very taxing on the body so if you're going to get senpai you better get you some carbs in your body all right bring it around County almost gonna state that we're gonna cut the bread but it's already cut isn't that great technology these days is fantastic obviously she'll go if you see Anyang I'll show you right now okay I'm showing it right now you can see these heads is bit off back yet we don't have that so we just got what we can because we're just working what we got but the portion sizes are a lot more smaller so what we're going to do is take our knife and safety first kids you want to keep it you want to keep it in this rusty this is rusty how much we paid for these look at this Brent and my mystery meat I guess you could say I'm scrubbing this no got to make sure you're nice nice and clean gotta get all the evidence I mean water off always hey always knife down like that you don't go you want to go do that you know you don't want to do that okay so we got a portion of just right we want to make it just like the cooking club that's why I joined it thank God oh that's nice got a nice clean cut this is very sharp very rusty but very sharp it's looking really good second step is really easy actually okay second step if we're gonna put this aside over here now you know I know what the fancy cooking shows had already had these things done it's like oh look I pulled on the update it's already done but I don't have the budget yeah okay smell this I want you to smell this right now this is this is gonna be good always smoking lovely Klickitat looks like straight up alien meat mystery hey hey you know you're supposed to cook you write you supposed to cook it's not ready what is it this is bad what what specific part of what animal is this are you sure you can't yeah you cook it you have to literally good good that's right Thunder we need our get the pan out really mm-hmm obviously this is really pink we're gonna make sure to get this nice and golden-brown at least we're gonna cook it about get okay 500 degrees to pants you around here we're gonna use this now what she'll Co when he was cooking this it looked about yay thick maybe a little thicker but work we don't have holes go little thicker right here that looks good right there Oh back up safety first okay don't you go over there touch that okay now what you don't know to the untrained eye I basically like the people often food worse and like I have a special ability to cook okay all right you got to put on there just right just like this now you see what I'm doing here what I'm doing all the juices are in there and like that's what ever a BM could you can if you listen closely you can hear it crying for help [Music] Shoko has this meat of which got to meet we got the bread but there's this cream we don't know what pre miss but we got Cool Whip hope it cool I love this stuff and I'm sure it's gonna go great with this it sounds like it's gonna be bad but it's gonna be good just about a teaspoon full few teaspoons it's really it's really kind of like versatile but you can do with this dish you get the best of both worlds it's a dessert you can feed this to your kids you could be this your enemies probably your enemies a little more but you know whatever and I mean we're not again we're not rocket scientist we just put it right on there we're gonna close closer up like that look at the thickness that's gonna be good this is my lovely cameraman here alright he's gonna taste it I'm very confident that he'll just love this this is really good I like now I'm not a big fan of spam but I am a big fan of my cooking salad that's not that bad what preview it a little tell me a little bit of hands in there all right the next thing after you do that anything that you're gonna want a salad okay and I don't remember who does it but in the cooking clubs there's someone that's making salads now I would like to apologize to you scripts crackers out there we don't there's like these little bowls I don't know what they are so we can use this just like that all right so let's get this cut up real quick their earnest just like that we got salad oh so we got our salad sample I'm gonna call it that salad sample would you like to sample my salad oh that sound bad cucumber because there's a cucumber on there I'm showing it on the screen right now I got me on there oh that's so much art it's kind of scary a little bit we're gonna think about you know yeah a jab big in the cooking club is then you know she can cut her salad and then cut some enemies afterwards cut the pipe you know to me hey we did this who did this [Music] and we have our salad look at that amazing tit no dressing though no dressing though because I'm trying to cut a little you know I'm trying to cut some weight burgers idiots don't know they were just going to Michaels crap where's your bun the ones that we baked I'm gonna admit something I don't like omitting but we bought this from the store I didn't turn it in myself or you know produced it myself you just don't time I just don't have time to do that but I hope you guys will forgive me please this is my apology five bing bada boom bam bam now tell me if they didn't freaking put this on the McDonald's menu what you get look at that what I don't know what to call it but all right we got some sushi here again this is handmade one of the jutsus I learned from my grandma stir in the and the mountains and the yandere simulator vicinity now one of the most important part about the green Club the oldest thing in the Cotton Club is the octave dogs now these little little Smokies a little smaller for my liking I like my little Smokies to be a little bit bigger you know I know that I seen the under each in put them our coconut and yeah and every champ can I put them like this what is that now that we got the octave dogs nicely ready they're looking great we're gonna do the pastries because it after all this food you're gonna want some dessert okay I mean who doesn't like dessert now it's strawberry shortcakes that's what it seems to look like so let's check in our fridge and see what we got strawberry shortcake but we're gonna put ourselves a little bit of a twist on it and we're gonna make pancakes instead right here we're using that shake and pour I thought it looked interesting so we're just gonna do it look at there already got it started it's about good right there you want them too big I'm gonna make them just right you're gonna wish I made you this breakfast it was one way through the bubbles [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] did you like this challenge if you did please smash light and tell me what club would you like to see me join next time I think it would be so fun and as always my scrubs don't forget the scrubscribe if you're not already okay smash that like I'd really really appreciate it all right I'm about to head out

Channel: Bijuu Mike

Views: 224,462

Rating: 4.9713664 out of 5

Keywords: bijuumike, yandere simulator in real life, yandere simulator, yandere dev, yandere sim, yandere simulator cooking club, bijuu mike yandere simulator, yandere simulator bijuu mike, yandere sim in real life, cooking club yandere simulator, bijuu mike

Id: YSgOCbVix2o

Length: 18min 38sec (1118 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 09 2019