I Hired TV WOMEN to DEFEND My House in Minecraft!

and wow Zoe our house turned out so good yep it sure did let's check out the inside there is so much cool stuff here we have a gaming setup we have a fireplace this house is awesome yeah it's awesome but what in the world is that Dax wait what are you talking about and what that looks like some type of cage Zoe I know we better go check it out uh are you sure about this yes we have to make sure it's not dangerous all right quick let's get over there wait a second Zoe these things kind of look like some type of skimity mobs skibidi mobs are they gonna hurt us uh I don't know I see like a buzz one and I see the corrupt speaker man in like a multi-head one what in the world the way they look so strong they do look strong look at these signs wait these signs let me read them real quick in the dark of night we will fight what in the world wait they're gonna fight us at night no okay we're done being flush we will show you our might in 10 minutes we will appear what in the world does that mean Zoe it means they're gonna fight Us in 10 minutes Dax oh no Zoey in our house is so bad we have to do something it's not bad but we definitely need to protect it let's go okay quick we have to go build some defenses okay Zoe if they're gonna come in 10 minutes while it gets dark we're gonna have to do our lot to our house because it really doesn't look that strong what are we gonna do well what if we just build something like lava mode all the way around our house wait Dax I have an even better idea uh what is it Zoe what if we use fake water wait a second that's actually a great idea since they look like water they might not think it'll hurt them exactly and then they'll get caught off guard and they'll die okay Zoe so what about if we build like a whole wall made out of this so first we have to like cut out all the ground over here so I'm gonna start digging on this side okay I'm gonna do this side I bet I could beat you around the house Zoe erasia all right let's see and I'm already almost there and Zoe I'm already all the way around where in the world are you oh that was hard you better finish my side you didn't even do it Zoe are you serious I got busy oh my gosh okay well I'll just do it for you then thank you okay Zoe now that we have all this carved out we have to start adding some Bedrock as our Walling okay I'm actually gonna help you this time oh sure you are Zoe okay and perfect we're done see Dax I help you out uh yeah sure you did Zoe but now we have to go ahead and add all this fake water on top of this and it's gonna go down like a big water mode wow this looks this looks so good yep and since it's water they're really not gonna know that it's gonna hurt them and they're gonna walk straight into it awesome surely that'll keep us safe and perfect I'm done Dax it just got darker oh no wait that means they're gonna Escape soon quick so we have to keep building stuff okay what's next but wait a second Zoe now that I think about it that speaker right over there has a jet back and he gets to fly over our wall oh no what are we gonna do let me think real quick what can we do wait a second Zoe I have a great idea what is it what if we hire someone to help us where are we gonna hire Nobody's Gonna Wanna help us with this what if we hire the TV woman she's like new to the skivity Army and I bet she'll help us out she definitely will how are we gonna hire her okay well the first thing we have to do is build her out like a little Shrine so what I'm gonna do is build out like a little body like this and then Zoe can you go ahead and grab a couple TVs that we can put on the face okay I'll run inside and grab some okay and while you're doing that I'm gonna finish out the arms like this and then we can go ahead and stack a few TVs on the face once I get it built okay and perfect now the face is done Zoe do you have the TVs yep here you go okay quick I'm gonna go ahead and put this on the face in perfect Zoe our stride is basically all built out now but what are we supposed to do now Dax okay so now we have to do is get some lightning so I'm gonna grab this lighting dynamite and just throw it on top of the shrine are you sure that's gonna work I hope so let's test this out come on something cool better happen please please please and oh my gosh wait it's the way it actually worked should we go talk to her uh yeah let's go talk to her real quick uh hello Miss TV woman whatever you are uh we need your help um why did you bring me here I don't want to be here well there's actually a bunch of skibety balls on the other side of our wall and they said they're gonna try and destroy a house at night time so we really could use your help um I do really let's but I guess I guess to help you but it'll cost you wait it's gonna cost us what are the world's even gonna cost us we'll have to give my mints a stack of diamonds Zoe do you think that's worth it obviously it's worth it Dax I don't want to lose our house okay fine okay I'll be right back I'm gonna go grab the diamonds from our chest okay where is it and oh perfect here's our Diamond chest let's just go ahead and grab like a stack I think that'll be good enough okay and I brought all the diamonds back let me give these to you and now you'll help us out right yes oh perfect let's go okay and now that we paid up what can we do to get help you can definitely by using some lasers wait lasers what in the world is that if you go ahead and you blocks I just struck and definitely build a laser wait a laser okay we got two different blocks okay we're gonna go build that come on SO a quick we have to go outside sorry Dax I'm scared they're gonna take over our base this better be good okay well she said if we use these two you blocked it can make a laser so I'm guessing we put like the Redstone on the bottom and the laser on top and whoa Zoey look at this that looks so good now we just need to do a bunch of them okay let's go ahead and place these all the way around our house okay so wait I'm gonna start on this side you can go ahead and start the other side okay come on I have to place these as quickly as I can it's almost night time and I don't want to get my house taken okay and perfect I'm like basically halfway around but where in the world is Zoe at uh Zoe where are you it looks like she didn't even do the side yet where the world did she go wait a second is she sleeping Zoe get up oh sorry Dax I was so tired I had to take a nap dude they're gonna come for our house at night and you're just sleeping are you serious I get sleepy when I'm scared oh my gosh okay I have to do your side hurry hurry get out the way Zoe and perfect so we are a huge laser wall is done thank goodness we did that so fast what do you mean we you were taking a nap Zoe Teamwork Makes the DreamWorks oh my gosh whatever okay let's go back to the TV lady and see if she can help us out some more okay Miss TV lady we're back and we placed all the lasers but we need a lot more than that what else can we do you needs me to get in um way to get in what can we do you're gonna need to build some fans to boost yourself over the wall wait some fans okay wait that's a great idea come on Zoe quick we have to build that so if we go to our inventory we should have fans in perfect we do how about we use these emeralds fans since they're made out of green that's a great idea but I wish they were purple yeah no one really likes purple Zoe okay now I'm gonna go ahead and put this fan down here and go ahead and step on it and see how high it puts you here I go oh that was so perfect it went right over the lasers yeah it did get pretty high and I got over but can't just land on the ground that hard we're gonna take a lot of damage oh true so why don't we go ahead and get ourselves some water and then we can just put out a little pool on both sides we don't take any damage that's a great perfect now they're coming up so we rode over here we could just fly over the top and uh Zoe I can't go over the top it's like my character's too heavy Dax I told you to lay off the cake okay Zoe this is not the time to tell me to lay off the cake perfect Zoe that's a great entrance but we're gonna need way more stuff than that we should go talk to the lady again that's a great idea let's go hey miss lady we need more help it's woman not lady oh um well I'm sorry but we need a little more help what else could we do you can use this centuries wait these centuries and whoa wait I see I see the crowd thank you so much TV Lady it's woman oh oh I'm sorry I won't say that again Dax you better stop calling her lady because if she leaves we're definitely gonna get our house taken okay Zoe I'm sorry well I'm gonna go ahead and put down a few of these centuries in the front of our house and these should stop any Bobs that come near us oh no Zoe quick we have to hurry up I'm gonna go ahead and put down one more century and then I guess we could just test them out real quick okay Zoe so we're gonna test these out by putting down a few zombies and let's see in perfect look at the centuries they're just taking them all out that's awesome they're doing a great job wow but I don't know if our base is secure enough what do you think um it may not be but we can't worry about that right now we have to go build an Armory room oh true just in case we have to fight them hand to hand and wait a second Zoe before you go inside let's ask the TV lady if she's anything good to help us out with what a great idea hey Miss TV lady we need an army room can you help us out with that following me TV lady I'm a TV woman I'm out of here wait a second Zoe she just left us Dax are you serious I told you to be nice to her I was being nicer I didn't say anything mean you called her lady when she's a woman okay I don't even know the difference but let's go ahead and build our Armory of ourselves Zoe we're definitely gonna lose our house now no we're not Zoe quick we have to build it oh gosh I just let all of our diamonds loose are you serious get it together woman woman what I'm a guy you're whatever I call you whatever Zoe okay so if this could be an armor room the first thing we need to do is add in two armor stands for ourselves okay those look great and now I can start throwing up some armor first what type of armor do you want I want leather armor cause it's the strongest wait did you just say leather armor is the strongest Zoe uh it's like the weakest one but I guess you can use leather armor if you want to use it no Dax it's the strongest I know what I'm talking about uh okay whatever Zoe well the next thing we need to do is get like some chests that we can have our weapons and swords in okay Place those down okay I'm gonna put my chest right over here and I'll put your chest right about there how does that look look great okay now we need some weapons I wonder we should use wait a second Zoe what if I use this laser pistol that's really cool but I think I just want a wooden sword wait a wooden sword Zoe you could have like any weapon you want why do you want a wooden sword Dax it's like the most powerful weapon what are you even talking about uh okay Zoe I think you're a little bit crazy but I guess I can go ahead and get you a wooden sword yay okay and next up I'm gonna go ahead and put us a few different Shields inside of our chest and I'll go ahead and put one on your side as well and then after that I'm gonna go ahead and throw us in a few enchanted golden apples just in case things get a little bit too risky out there that's so smart Dax in perfect Zoe I think we're pretty much ready to fight next look how dark it is outside oh no soy this means they're about to come out any second now this is not good I have one more idea Dax before they come uh okay Zoe what is it just follow me outside uh okay Zoe Zoe we don't have a lot of time what do you want to show me so I'm actually really good friends with the Titan cameraman the Titan Cameron well okay well what's that gonna do for us and there he is hi best friend wait what in the world you're actually friends with this guys he gonna help us fight of course he is that's what friends are for oh my gosh this is gonna be so easy man Zoe with that guy on our team there's no way we can lose wait a second Zoe did you just see that lightning strike yes that was so scary oh no wait do you think all the skibidi Bobs broke out I hope not let's see wait until you before you head over there we should go ahead and grab our armor let's do it we gotta hurry okay I'm gonna go ahead and grab all of my stuff hurry so we have to be as quick as possible I'm gonna grab my little laser pistol my shield and a bunch of golden apples there's no way we're gonna lose okay and now that we have all this stuff we can just head outside and come on so we have to hurry oh my God Zoey they're breaking out oh no Dax this is not good okay quick with the defender house and wait what my stupid gun doesn't work Zoe Dex they're coming anyway I think our old turds are shooting us oh gosh I have to run inside and get something else Dax you're leaving me out yes I need to get a sword I'll be right back Zoe okay let me just grab this diamond ax and I'm coming Zoe three okay I'm almost out there come on we have to fight them all off Zoe Oh I thought our fake lava with Dex what's going on I'm trying my best oh gosh there's so many more now my back hurts from carrying this team so you haven't done anything I've killed like 16 of them oh I bet you have it oh my gosh they're all jumping me what the world I'm coming I'm helping oh my gosh so there are so many Buzz toilets is this not not good maybe we should get back to the house and retreat no we have to keep fighting okay come on keep fighting keep fighting and so your friend is even helping us he's just like flying in the air come on I really thought he was gonna help us he turns out he's just a bum oh no this is like wait what this one bus thing is just glowing Zoe these guys are so strong this is not good come on keep fighting what's your idea Zoe I have this super powerful TNT that we can place where they're spawning uh Zoe a TNT might accidentally blow up our house are you sure about this I'm 100 sure our house will be fine okay well if you're sure go ahead please have the TNT and light it I just placed it Dax uh Zoe why are there a bunch of meteors coming down from the sky quick so we get back to the house okay I'm gonna jump on our little fan and perfect I'm almost back inside and oh God Zoe it just took on our wall oh no Zoe it just blew up our house oh no that's not how I thought it was gonna go what in the world you said it wouldn't hit our house look what you just did I didn't think it would but are the monsters gone I don't know I guess we could go check over the wall and see okay I'm just gonna swim up our fake water oh this does so much damage and wait Zoey there's still a few left sorry Dax we have to take out the last few okay a couple odds away we can do this it's only a few left okay I'm taking out the corrupt speaker man oh gosh there's so many still and only two more left come on Zoe we can do this you got this you got this what do you mean I got this you're supposed to be helping me somehow in the explosion I lost my sword so I believe in you oh my gosh okay what this is one more spider guy over here and I think we should be okay and perfect zoo I think we took out everything yay yeah we're alive but look what you did to our house well we can always build a new house Stacks well I mean we don't really have a choice now do we no so looks like we get to build a new one and if you guys enjoyed that video and want to see more Dax and Zoe make sure to click one of the videos on screen hi guys

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Length: 13min 0sec (780 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 27 2023