I Fought the Devil - Raphael Boss Fight & Reaction (Baldur's Gate 3)

time slows for a moment and the air becomes thicker the master of the house is coming [Music] you oh hell yeah brother uh hello there boys there are many things in your world that I loathe litters of kittens chattering children kittens the noise and the chaos of it all you really are evil mate in my world in my house there is order and there is decorum you came here uninvited and you stole from on me in doing so you brought the chaos of your world into mine I will not abide it have you not seen my face I'm [ __ ] chaos incarnate you [ __ ] Minge and by the way your house is in disarray the gods couldn't stop me from freeing hope sister oh sister I've wept and I've cried but all would be well if you were by my sight oh oh hope you are such a Pious thing all it takes is a crumb from the table and you forget the centuries of starvation great line This insolence has earned you centuries more Kella tell our unwelcome guest about your role in their tragic downfall I permitted you the freedom to decide your own fate you could have been smart selfless saved the world instead you came here and risked everything it's the Fatal flaw of mortal kind take away their free will and they call you a tyrant allow them to indulge it and they become tyrants you would have been here depend on the person dealt fairly with me instead you're not so different to doomed cus overreaching your limits and burning your world to Ash wrong wrong wrong they will save their world and smash you to Smither rains it's this charming naivity that makes your company such a joy to me hope I'll even forgive this little Rebellion once you're suitably chastised this isn't a rebellion it's a Revolt I'm revolting then hope dies today none of my watch you can salvage a trophy from these insects when I'm done with them these insects struck me down beneath the shadowlands they are worthy opponents cool guy their skulls will make fine trophies okay not so cool guy join The Winning Side Raphael doesn't stand the chance against me difficulty class 30 Charisma Bic inspiration guidance sh ah well I guess we won't be getting him on our side then just as planned I like this fight to be difficult I don't want to play easy mode I don't want to play Baby mode I want to play real man mode I reckon I could first try this and there's no way I won't be it it the second time you overestimate your abilities I stand with Raphael if you have any last words make it quick it will only take a moment to finish you uh wait please H I have one final proposition as do I little mouse your flesh my supper your blood my wine your soul my plaything now down Comes The Claw [Music] moral all right all right we got the song in this is the song you all wanted this is great this is a great song so far oh this is cool yeah this is Si this is appropriate for a fight with a death Devil with the lord of the Demons with this guy and mummy carac flying ghoul who's on my side he's a good guy with a genie with grank and whoever this is hell has its laws hell hell effect in the cause curtain Falls but hold your applause all right and now down here come the claw so Raphael's singing his own song [Music] oh my God right that's amazing leoy oh my God this is a lot devil to sight can see normally fish blessing plus two bonus armor class inevitable resolve things that incapacitate oh that's so funny they only last one turn because he's got so much ambition infernal retribution when you succeed a saving throw they burn for three turns oh my God magic resistance Soul pillar proximity oh I see okay Soul Reaper when he reduces your HP to zero he severs the soul from their body what the [ __ ] is that with no soul of motivated the affected entity has disadvantage on attack rols and all ability checks until restore soul is cast oh [ __ ] God that's horrible uhoh what about you okay we can work with this you're resistant to everything immune to fire obviously you can get hit by cold that's fine that's fine lightning I think is what we're going to use against you what about you what what about oh [ __ ] we got to deal with this woman Killa you're 24 HP you're [ __ ] trash eventual Campion fleeting protection if they attack with radiant damage then his protection reflects twice that amount as fire damage oh and this kid oh that's interesting okay while within 60 ft of rapel this creature has advantage of my goodness this is going to be hard this fight looks very hard it's going to be fun you may be a demon Raphael but I've got a carlac go with experience oh you're [ __ ] kidding me detected and how did he Dodge all that is there something I missed it's his armor class no no no no his AC is 27 [ __ ] let's try it again oh come on one more okay so we can hit you all right okay okay we can hit you all right sweet rays of fire oh my God that's a lot of damage level two counter spell psionic backlash counter oh my God these guys are [Music] strong oh [ __ ] it's all right it's all right it's all right we might die but I'm okay with that I'm okay with that I I'm this this is me probing engaging the power level aaran haste Shadow H mommy kac's in a bit of trouble but it's fine bite a vampire biting a devil oh now I've seen everything oh [ __ ] poison she can take it he's um suddenly died all right grunk well well well what have we here three demons versus one halfling barbarian those are just the odds I like let's [ __ ] go come on come zir flush cutting words Bo that's right boys let's get down to business pionic oh I love big carac but that might not be the best thing for her here Raphael is we're going to have to find ways to deal with this guy H strike drunken inhale Raphael Oh that's oh that's oh oh it's not range that just that just well everyone's drunk now so it's fine it's fine uh whoops well that's that's how we're going to first try this all right everyone is drunk all right what can you do madam what do we have divine intervention call upon your deity in your moment of greatest need once they interfere your deity will never do so for the rest of the entire game well that sounds very interesting to me heretical what is this Su radiant cataclysm upon all nearby enemies opulent Revival resurrect all Fallen companions with half their HP restore them as if they had long [Applause] rested golden generosity call upon your deity to provide you with a rich Bounty of potions and camp supplies imagine doing that right now arm thy servant legendary weapon formed by the oh my God this is amazing all right let's just see the most basic one Su suer the [Music] heretical you silly sausage Dam it hope you weren't supposed to kill yourself you're supposed to kill him what kind of a God does this hope you're you're you're well I lost bloody words here hope your guardian angel sucks oh well all right well all right all right all right all right fine fine fine I guess we'll have to do this spirit Guardian radiant level six all right welcome welcome to Shadow heart watch this it's fine it's fine that's fine she can take it she can take it good girl Shadow Hut scr Shain lightning [Music] all right boys Spirit weapon no not that one oh oh uh yeah ah take that Raphael just as planned Spirit weapon more yes oh carac not in a good mode wholeness of body star Platinum oh oh I I I forgot about that it's fine you're already dead you should never have come pionic pish oh I see okay so we can summon more all right ooh Stan's in trouble Supreme healing go that's really good counter charm you never know preventative measures all right we'll hold on to that oh my God grunk is in a really really really really really bad spot you know what grunk we're going to we're going to give you one of those too unrelenting ferocity let's go that's all right we can just we can just hold the line for now and now approach ugly one ha die ugly one this guy's such a [ __ ] grunk man I love this guy oh okay oh he's already he's still in the hit Zone all right fair enough fair enough Shadow heart Scroll of disintegrate Rael boom wow well that was absolutely rubbish but it's fine what can I do then Sunbeam how oh he's blinded see you lat loser in fact I'm going to run over here and devastate you just by being in your presence B oh yes I I forgot that they explode when they get hit with radiant damage but it's fine cuz a real man tanks it a real man tanks it to the face so um uh yeah so Mass healing Ward level five all right well that's something this is like a Looney Tunes cartoon and so the devil got blinded and he never never saw the big glowing Hammer sneaking up behind him concussive smash you blinded you shouldn't be able to say that you bastard let's do this ra hey look he fell on his ass St Platinum of [Music] w ah one more not so tough now I mean this is almost like some Demon SNM giant glowing demon punches naughty demon in the face are you going to get up how insulting oh we had to spend a turn getting up get [ __ ] so there's like a big dick thing I want to try no no there's a good fire spell I wanted to use you know what [ __ ] it oh no he's going to hit carlac with that you know what kac's fire resistant she can take one for the team fire Po and she's fine oh wait he's a devil he's immune to fire isn't he oh wait he is um [ __ ] well aarian how about you use a level six healing word on grunk why not that nice well that's something he did something with his life all right grunk let's go mental fatigue oh you're fatigued good get him not enough movement healing Vapors oh oh oh well look Raphael's going to get healed but so is everyone else so it's fine oh he only got healed for 7 HP you're trash Raph right let's just elementally warp you here surround him behold ugly one I'm going to bash you and I missed cuz you're ugly all right Shadow heart shot's blessing upon you come here yeah he still got a lot of HP though so I'm not going to take any chances we're just guiding bolt him 12% look it is Shadow heart so there's literally 0% chance anything's ever going to hit but let's Miss again oh well [ __ ] but behold behold hey I don't think this fight's hard at all look at this man look at this I mean I might be about to eat my words but let's let's find out the hard work oh [ __ ] oh here we go oh nice Dodge ugly one stunning strike oh get stunned mate dude you know what I think car's a good fight after all aarion would you be a darling and I don't know quite what I want you to do actually to be perfectly honest but what if you just joined in and stabbed him as well hello it's me oh gosh withering cut get stabbed flourish we oh gosh all right grunk it's time Reckless strike oh damn damn this guy's hard to hit though [ __ ] all right ISAC streak behold ugly one this guy man this guy's armor is out of this [ __ ] world animates dead cool again all right we'll get one more boy in here one more boy in the fight all right you bastard Dodge this see I'm still hitting him carac still carrying this stunning everyone just opportunity attacks him as he tries to run away Divine strike Thunder oh no I knocked him oh I knocked him far away oh [ __ ] what's he going to [Music] do oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I used my level six counter spell oh no counter spell oh gosh well I suppose that didn't quite work exactly as planned but it's fine my concentration is not broken and you know what aaran scroll lightning bolt grunk this is going to hit you with collateral damage I'm sorry but you're taking one for the team [ __ ] you in fact have some of this behold I missed just as planned Reckless attack no you bastard what is my percentage chance okay it's very low ice strike approach ugly one ha he gets hit by the genie all right Shadow heart time to pull your party trick oh you you know Spirit Guardians is amazing for this holy [ __ ] Divine strike Thunder you're going to get hit one of these days mate it may be 15% but it's fine you getting hit mate and guess who's going to hit you carac golden wind no more Devils no more Debs with its Master gone the house is nothing more now than an empty carcass first try [ __ ] first try Raphael I was actually concerned to be honest considering that he had 666 HP and resistances to [ __ ] everything is it even wor worth it if hope is dead oh wait can we not bring hope back to oh wait uhoh uh but next playthrough will definitely save hope is Hope like a really important Story character does she show up way way more like is she like in every single scene from now on including the final scene and all that she gives you the best item for monk ah it's fine not at all she's not important she's not important all right well just to show how un important she is watch this see oh does she have loot actually yeah let's check if she has any loot oh see there you go yeah see a quarter stuff yeah it's a good monk weapon I'll take it all right let's see what Raph has hell dusk armor you are considered proficient with this armor while wearing it that's really cool infernal retribution when you succeed a saving throw the cast get burning for three turns that's great prime a of fire we have resistance to fire damage and cannot be burned you take three less damage from all sources and you can fly holy [ __ ] carim s staffed Forge master of hellis cheness hammers away ceaselessly at New Creations questions of morality and Destiny do not concern him conscience is for his betters he works with sheer and his swollen skin moaning soothingly no armor bonus from dexterity will incumber grunk yeah that's fine that's pretty [ __ ] good let's see Raphael's diary chapter 1 chapter 2 and chapter three oh god well tell you watch chat let we have a little read of Raphael's diary well that's it folks Billy's dead he had a good run but he just couldn't take it anymore want to say hi to chat a chapter from a diary penned in Raphael's catic hand CTIC hand I've never seen that word before while I have over a many Sumptuous season cast the net of my contractual predilections both far and wide I have never been so attracted to Mortals as I am to those Infested by the tadpole these particular fish find themselves plashing towards their Doom towards a steel Hook unblemished by bait how they resist their current how inexorable its welm its tug its dark undertoe at the other end of the fishing pole is the ithd how their tentacles must quiver like cool jelly at the prospect of more catches more and more each day along the troubled Riverbank this process has a name I sample now allow PR to savor its taste seram morphosis I shall make crafty use of this development for with a hook glinting and death so close what could Doom larger in the stricken Fisher's mind than the prospect of rescue interesting interesting interesting I'll tell you what we'll do this one in albino's voice ha last night I dreamt of a great ass just kidding I dreamt of a river waste deep and I waited it rusted Hawks curled up from the waters like snaggle teeth of something ancient and diseased like a fairy the Moon Over The Water cracked in fire flew out of the stubby wings of gormless insanely chopping chicks they transformed into riing Oblongs like spa and yet by the time they hit the water they were fish with scales orange and gold there came a rushing sound the Dark Water a blaze of as if the fish were matches and the river a snake of oil approaching me out of the Flames came the tadp infested there was one among them who spoke for the rest they gestured to The Melting hooks suddenly glanced my way and in their face I saw that they were stupid [ __ ] they were idiots they were a bunch of fairies in waking my courage is farmed I progress my plans for the tadp even now I am alucino ha I and I don't care whose nephew you are whose dick you're sucking on you're going out all right well that's done let's see what uh chapter three looks like the Final Chapter from a diary penned in his hand here and there his composed hand stiffens and moves erratically as if he were at time seized by osion both powerful and unexpected the plot thickens goes the aphorism entirely inadequate the plot mutates it fluctuates I have conceived no less than 13 Variations by which I might seize the crown of cus yet in the tumult of this eternally flowing river of schemes I the most careful of fisherman finds his catch Elusive and difficult to Wrangle even in cooperation such ambiguity and delicious surprise but the hook has snagged the Doom of ceremorphosis has abated yet they could not predict could they that in leaving behind the river they have in fact welcomed the Fishbowl I am the master here a prince of bargain cloaked in cunning like Scarlet satin all that hidden under sublimely obvious truths that cannot be discounted and so the fisherman reals the tadpoles are my catch struggle as they might W as they wish flop and squirm and thresh like a fairy by all the waking flames of hell I will not be denied so [ __ ] you oh

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Length: 29min 58sec (1798 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 22 2024