I Finally Played Undertale After 8 Years

undertale came out on September 15 2015 and in the eight years since that day I've managed to avoid every single spoiler that's came my way until now because I'll be playing through the game sit back grab some snacks put this on before you fall asleep and enjoy my very first blind playthrough of undertale okay long ago two races ruled over the Earth humans and monsters one day war broke out between the two races after a long battle the humans were victorious they sealed the monsters underground with a magical spell many years later dot dot Mount ebot to 21x Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return the bad news for this guy oh p-tripping no way and now we are in pillars I don't know what's going on guess we're just down here now all right undertale name the Fallen human keep it simple thoughts oh yeah let me catch you up on like two things my playthrough was streamed entirely live so I was not asking no one for thoughts I was asking my stream chat and I will sometimes be interjecting with some post commentary if my live self didn't quite say enough or I want to elaborate or anything let's go go is this name correct yes why is it shaking what is happening we're on some leaves cool ominous doorway I probably should go into it oh a nice flower howdy I'm flowey flowey the flower hmm you're new to the underground aren't Tita golly you must be so confused so not to teach you how things work around here I guess little old me will have to do ready here we go [Music] see that heart that is your soul the very culmination here being this is making me uncomfortable I'm not sure if this guy's my best intentions your soul starts off weak but can go strong if you get a lot of l y oh LV I'm a dumbass I do not trust this guy down here love is shared through little white friendliness okay dude you think I'm dumb you can uh I'm good actually oh that was a mistake hey buddy you missed them I'm not a fan of that face he's making let's try again okay um I'm just gonna okay is this a joke are you brain dead run into the bullets I I don't want to run to the bullets you know what's going on here don't you sorry you know what's going on here don't you you just wanted to see me suffer what bro I did literally nothing okay well this isn't super Fair die what I did nothing to this guy oh what professional voice acting true what a terrible creature torturing such a poor innocent youth who is this no I know who this is actually this tutorial I remember uh do not be afraid my child I am toriel caretaker of the ruin I pass through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down today's your lucky day I'm here you're the first human to come here in a long time another ominous doorway that went well last time was this the shadow of the ruins looms above filling you with determination HP fully restored oh it's game safe gotcha welcome to your new home innocent one allow me to educate you on the operation of the ruins these ruins are full of puzzles ancient fusions between diversions and door keys one must solve them to move from room to room please adjust yourself to the side of them okay we just did the first one freaking for me to make progress here you will need to trigger several switches do not worry I've labeled the ones that you need to flip press Zed to read I literally just hit enter to read in this game's a liar what does this say stay on the path oh whoops sorry okay now this is helpful dude what are all games do this wow dude why does whatever games do this saves a lot of time Splendid I am proud of you little one as a human living underground Monsters May attack you you will need to be prepared for this situation however worry not the process is simple when you encounter a monster you will enter a fight okay it makes sense I'm following when you're in a fight strike up a friendly conversation it's all for time I will come to resolve the conflict practice talking to the dummy counter the dummy what happens if I try to fight oh what I didn't think I thought she'd be like no don't do that wait oops uh the dummies are gone for fighting they're for talk we do not want to hurt anybody doing come now did I just freaking ruin am I getting the bad ending guys surely she will let me solve it with no help at all froggit attacks you okay let's be nice to this guy uh let's compliment him rocket didn't understand what you said was flattered anyway what a nice guy what I punch the dummy I just want to see what would happen you weren't zero XP and zero gold wow this is the puzzle but take my hand for a moment what [Music] wow she did it all for me this is really this is a an accessible game puzzles seem a little bit too dangerous for now okay cool you've done excellently thus far in my chat however I have a difficult request to ask of you dot dot I would like you to walk to the end of the room by yourself forgive me for this what come back I'm scared what if I have to do a puzzle without her guys go goddamn this is a long room greetings my challenge do not worry I did not leave you wow thanks I was merely behind this pillar the whole time thank you for trusting me she's kind of weird I must attend to some business and you must stay alone for a while please remain here it's dangerous to explore by yourself be good alright I'm a busy guy I got things to do oh oh ring hello this is toriel you have not left the room have you no there are a few puzzles head that I've yet to explain it would be dangerous to try to solve them yourself be good all right click it's another froggy Ribbit ribbon excuse me human I have some advice for you about battling monsters you act a certain way or fight until you almost defeat them they might not want to battle you anymore if a monster is not want to fight you please you some mercy human ribbon okay nice runes leaf pile what is this it says take one take a piece of candy sure thing no no I've I'm I'll only take one I'll only take one I won't be mean you can spare when their name turns yellow if I'd taken two candies I feel like like the goat mother is gonna like freaking die or something okay cool I'm sparing frog it's left right and Center oh I feel like it's gonna be a bad idea to walk on them yep happens if I just go up this way I'm on the other side wow ring ring ring hello this is toriel goddamn for no reason in particular which would you prefer cinnamon or butterscotch what are we thinking what are we thinking Chad cinnamon yeah Cinnamon's better thank you very much flick wow is she getting me some oh hello this is tutorial do not dislike butterscotch do you I know what your preference is but would you turn up your nose if you found it on your plate right right I understand what does this say three out of four gray rocks recommend you push them is this is this the fourth one no that one's gel nope I thought The Rock was about to fight me I was like God damn maybe you didn't want me to push him I'm raising the confidence of all the froggits butterscotch underrated I actually don't even remember the last time I had some what happens if I just like oh okay I see just walk where the leaves are not I follow I follow I'm picking up what you're putting down wait is one of these rocks gonna be like against being pushed because it's a three out of four rocks a pair what the am I gonna have to do two attacks at once no way I'm so trashed how do you get hit by that fun fact that episode will literally give up on you if you fall too many times and will physically prevent you from not walking on the path that's crazy is this gonna be the rock that hates being pushed I knew it I knew it I've read this game like a book well their partner who said you could push me around so you're asking me to move over okay just for you just for you pumpkin wow you want me to move some more dude come on now alrighty how's this freaking Rock bro that was the wrong direction okay I think I got it wow what a nice guy let's talk to him again was that helpful yeah that was helpful oh bro who the hell do you think you are did that guy just try to kill me you want me to [Music] what is this guy you're on thin ice buddy no not the mouse might one day leave its hole and get the cheese fills you with determination wow that is pretty motivational this cheese has been here quite a long time it's stuck to the table what the heck this ghost keeps things out loud repeatedly pretending to sleep move it with Forest no I'll be nice nice to meet you bye that's a kick go through all the dialogue again I'm gonna have to I thought it was gonna be I thought I could be nice yeah sorry buddy oh I have to fight him here comes the Napster lock to flirt with him I just weigh you down God damn Sky God oh my he is not good let's cheer him up he gave knapslock a patient smile hey really not feeling up to her right now sorry that's a dangerous attack goddamn let's cheer him up again come on you told naps like a little joke he's feeling better cheering seems to have proved an absolute mood again wait he's looking badass do you like it yes yearly awaits your response oh gee I usually come to the rooms because there's nobody around but today I met somebody nice [Music] oh I'm rambling again I'll get out of your way what a nice guy bake sale all proceeds go to real spiders bro there is no spider boat leave 7g in the web what are we thinking guys I'm feeling generous cause spiders you know they eat mosquitoes I'm gonna give him seven gold the spider scroll down and gave you a donut wow another thingy there's just one switch this game's a freaking liar all right what are we feeling what are we feeling I'm feeling this one oh this guy looks scary awesome this is the one this is the one the switch is here no way I'm actually top three greatest players of all time I swear to God I've not played this game before I was just feeling that one it's a switch press it yes nothing happened wow thanks far door is not an exit it simply marks a rotation in perspective what is going on with this guy is this guy good he just does not bro everyone is so chill so what happens if I go in and then you notice there's a blue switch behind the top you cannot possibly be for real oh because it's a shift of perspective okay why did it just give it away bro I would have gotten that eventually surely that's BS so that means by Prosper elimination it would be this one all right oh dear that took longer than I thought it would wait what what'd you just say to me oh wait no I thought you was like I thought she was like God damn you're so slow how did it take you so long to get here are you stupid you suck a puzzle are you hurt there there I will heal you should not have left you alone for so long it was irresponsible to try to surprise you like this for real it's okay buddy well I suppose I could not hide it any longer come small one seeing such a cute tiny house on the roads gives you determination wow go Mommy why would you say that what is wrong with you surprise it is a butterscotch cinnamon pie oh she combined best of both worlds let's go I thought I might celebrate your arrival I want you to have a nice time living here so I will hold off on snail pie tonight wow wow oh wait I think she said she had a surprise but actually skipped throw God damn this house is fire see what I did there sorry sorry it's a nice little arm chair seems like the right size for tutorial that makes sense [Music] it's a history book here's a random page trapped behind the barrier and fearful of further human attacks we retreated far far into the Earth we walked until we reached the cavern's end this was our new home which we named home as great as our King is he's pretty lousy names you know good subjects keep their king in check like they'd be honest they keep it a buck for some reason there's a brand new chocolate bar in the fridge weird why would there be a brand name this is it oh she's holding my hand a room with your very own I hope you like it oh the head Pat oh the song is kind of melancholy something burning um make yourself at home I was literally just in the kitchen there was nothing there it's toriel's diary read the circled passage yes I'll Snoop you read the passage why did the skeleton want a friend because she was feeling bone lay the rest of the page is filled with jokes of a similar caliber so very good very high quality it's gonna let me go downstairs [Music] the music's gone I'm kind of scared oh I think you should play upstairs instead oh she does not want me going down there okay is she gonna I'm gonna be annoying and see what she does it's dangerous to play here you shouldn't get mad at me let's see what happens it's drafty you'll catch a cold if you just like patient forever just Dusty here you will catch a cough there's nothing to see here maybe I'll just go to bed seems like there's nothing down there that I would be interested in me me me me what the Hat oh no that's pie I thought that was like um like a cowboy hat trying to slice of butterscotch cinnamon pie but why didn't you make the exact pie that I asked there's some mysterious secret I'm scared I want to go let me out of here you're freaking me out toriel what's your problem do not like the game you are why she looking so serious I think I made toriel mad I mean a couple more times don't hurt why not go for a walk in the yard really now I'm more stubborn than you and that's a fact why is she looking like that she's getting big bad okay I think I've I think I've reached the end of the dialogue let's go see what she's doing over here oh she's reading now I thought she's gonna be in the kitchen up already I see um I wanted to know how glad I am to have someone here there's so many old books I want to share I want to show you my favorite bug hunting spawn I've also prepared a curriculum for your education best place for nerds this may come as a surprise to you but I've always wanted to be a teacher wow who would have thought that blows my freaking mind actually perhaps yeah okay that's what I yeah she gets it still I'm glad to have you living here oh did you want something what is it when can I go home yeah what this this is your home now um would you like to hear about this book I'm reading it's called 72 uses for snails how about it how to exit the runes I'm sorry toriel how about an exciting snail fact do you know that snails sometimes flip their digestive systems as they mature why why do they do that interesting I mean that's kind of interesting get me out of here please I have to have to do something stay here I'm following her come back here she's gone she gone don't know if I wanna I don't know if I you wish to know how to return home do you not ahead of us lies the end of the Rune a one-way exit to the rest of the Underground I'm going to destroy it no one will ever be able to leave again now be a good child and go upstairs uh uh tutorial you're kind of entering your your evil Arc I'm not gonna lie every human that falls down here meets the same fate I have seen it again and again they come they leave they die I'm different I'm built different I'm built so different you don't even know you naive child if you leave the ruins they asgore oh he's read text I'm big scared very scary we'll kill you I'm only protecting you do you understand go to your room I kind of want to save seeing such a cute tidy house well there's kind of a dark backstory now all right here we go you want to leave so badly you're just like the others there's only one solution to this prove yourself prove to me you're strong enough to survive no way I don't want to fight toriel you couldn't think of a conversation bro come on come on okay that was a great start hey look at me make eye contact I'm honestly talking does not seem to be the solution of this situation it is I believe it's fair oh double dot dot this is so sad stop oh man I took my hand off the keyboard for one second the triple dot oh this one's impossible I can't Dodge this yeah it might be Joker wait [Music] I have the pie [Music] oh my God her own pie saved me am I supposed to save the pie whatever blind playthrough attack or run away hold on why what are you proving this way proving that I'm I'm a good person I for I follow the thorial ethics system go away is she like not gonna kill me like even if I'm oh damn it wait what wait what he doesn't want to attack me thank you [Music] wait wait what I know you want to go home but but please go upstairs now I promise I will take good care of you here I mean she probably would I know we do not have much but we can have a good life here she about to do the strongest attack while you're making this so difficult please go upstairs no ha ha thetic is it not I cannot save even a single child eh sometimes that doobie how it goes no I understand you would just be unhappy trapped down here the ruins are very small ones get used to them it would not be right for you to grow up in a place like this my expectations my loneliness my fear for you my child I will put them aside I'll call I'll call you sometimes I'll call you we have a cell phone we're good if you truly wish to leave the ruins I will not stop you however when you leave please do not come back I hope you understand no way I'm sad [Music] goodbye my child [Music] what the freak well you know that was a good time what [Music] it's gone from the phone she blocked my number no way wow well I guess um or colon Open Bracket indeed you cannot possibly be for real this guy again oh my God clever very clever you think you're really smart don't you in this world it's kill or be killed so you were able to play by your own rules you spared the life of a single person I bet you feel really great actually I feel kind of bad one because I wasted that pie because I don't think he would have killed me and two she blocked my phone number I'm actually pretty sad you didn't kill anybody this time but what will you do if you meet a Relentless killer you'll die and you'll die and you'll die until you Tire of trying what will you do then will you kill a lot of frustration will you give up entirely on this world is he like self-aware he is the type of gotta be like I'm in a game la la and let me in and let me inherit the power to control it I'm the Prince of this world's future don't worry my little monarch my plan isn't regicide what does reggicide mean this is so much more interesting shut up what is this guy talking about oh he's gone okay we're good I'm sure he won't come back we're probably good I feel like he's probably good like he's not gonna come back like why'd he come back regicide means killing the King he's gonna kill the king Toby Fox what a silly name wow was that like the tutorial oh it literally was I'm a dumbass it's literally named tutorial or else you know mysterious Woods ominous background noise long pathway a stick it's a tough looking Branch it's too heavy to pick up I thought that was in real life and I just had an actual heart attack am I losing it no you guys saw that you guys saw that who the hell is this guy can I help you don't you know how to greet a new pal turn around and shake my hand I don't know if I want to shake this guy's hand oh never mind it stands [Laughter] classic Sans jimin the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick classic it's always funny anyways you're a human right how'd you guess that's hilarious wow thanks I'm Sans Sans the skeleton unless she's supposed to be a watch for humans right now but you know I don't really care about capturing anybody what if this is just a secret ploy to trick me into letting my guard down and then he gets me now my brother papyrus [Music] he's a human hunting a fanatic hey actually I think that's him over there I have an idea go through this gate thingy yeah go right through him my bro made that bar my bro made the bars too wide to stop anybody God damn this guy's a goof quick behind that conveniently shaped like I hate this game too bro conveniently human-shaped laugh okay sup bro you know what sup brother it's been eight days and you still haven't recalibrated your puzzles you just hang around outside your station what are you even doing staring at this lamp it's really cool you want to take a look no I don't have time for that God damn this guy's a grinder what if a human comes through here I want to be ready I will be the one I must be the one I will capture a human then I the grave Papyrus will get all the things I utterly deserve he deserves he doesn't want he deserves respect recognition I will finally be able to join the royal guard people will ask to be my friend he's just really lovely that's so sad for a guy I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning maybe this lamp will help you Sirens you were not helping you lazy bones all the time shout out all you do is sit and boondoggle ugh I hate it when people boom dogs oh dude holy hey take it easy I've gotten a ton of work done today why is the shout out Sans a skeleton okay dude Sans come on you're smiling I like that one that was a banger yeah [Music] okay you can come out now you want to get going he might come back and if he does he'll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes true it's some sort of checkpoint or Sentry Station but there are bottles of ketchup mustard and relish sitting inside can I take them I want don't mind if I do actually hey hate to bother you but can you do me a favor I was thinking my brother's been kind of down lately he's never seen a human before and see you might just make his day don't worry he's not dangerous even if he tries to be thanks a million I'll be up ahead I literally did not agree also you went left bro you ought to go right like this song is kind of fire convinced the lamp still fills you with determination honestly I spent the next bit exploring I found this box where I could store some items I figured out how to defeat a new enemy the snow Drake who just wanted me to laugh at his bad joke see laughs that was wrong God damn everyone in this game is just like broken I feel that I I really do then found a fishing rod with a photo of a weird looking monster with a phone number that for whatever reason the game decided not to call messed up [Music] so as I was saying about undyne they're like they literally cannot believe their eyes [Music] Sans oh my God is that a human exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark actually one question mark question mark exclamation point question mark question mark uh actually I think that's a rock oh hey what's that in front of the Rock oh my God is is that a human oh my God he is so excited he is very happy Sans I finally did it undyne will we gotta I'll be so popular popular popular human you shall not pass this area I the great Papyrus will stop you I will then capture you will be delivered to the Capitol then I'm not sure what's next in any case continue only if you dare well that went well don't sweat it kid I'll keep an eye socket out for you good one ring ring hey is your refrigerator running yes nice I'll be over to deposit the brewskis [Music] what huh did bro have a wrong have a wrong number that's weird I thought that was Sans I thought he's just about to make a refrigerator running jump you'll serve that's a rare event is it actually how rare how rare are we talking I thought I was gonna say you should go catch it yeah but he subverted my expectations I continued advancing through the snow before facing my first true threat the doggo if I try to pet it again you pet dog what I've been pets but oh don't move is this gonna I got you I did read after chat I'm being I'm I did not realize it myself you won you earned 0xpn 30 gold after changing the course of its life while petting it and not moving I continued on moving got a very helpful tip from Sans hey here's something important to remember my brother has a very special attack if you see a blue attack don't move I don't that would have been nice to know probably like 80 seconds ago here's an easy way to keep it in mind imagine a stop sign when you see a stop sign you stop right stop signs are red so imagine a blue stop sign instead simple right when fighting think about blue stop signs it seems simple enough not a bad ROM took a piece of the Snowman so we could see the world with me hello I'm a Snowman I want to see the world but I cannot move if you would be so kind traveler please take a piece of me and bring it very far away yeah sure thank you good luck you got the Snowman piece before easily besting another one of papyrus's puzzles supporting a small business I don't understand why these aren't selling it's the perfect weather for something cold bro oh customer hello would you like some nice cream it's the Frozen treat that warms your heart now just 15 G you know what here you go have a super duper day you got the nice cream wait it disappeared while I was reading I'm a soccer God call me messy Punk right now oh no please please swish nevermind not swish please yes I'm so crap what's up here more dogs smell danger rating snow smells snowman rating snow smell snowmen white rain can become yellow raining unsuspicious smell puppy blue ratings what these words are not communicating in my brain weird smelling human green right destroyed all kinds oh it's so wholesome walk by the snow decahedron and go on my way we're back human I hope you're ready for Sans where's the puzzle it's right there on the ground trust me there's no way they can get past this this one Hey kid you always solve this puzzle [Music] hands that didn't do anything whoops I knew I should have used today's crossword instead what crossword I I can't believe you said that in my opinion Junior jumble is easily the hardest what really dude not easy peasy word scramble that's for Baby Bones unbelievable human solve this dispute which is harder [Music] humans must be very intelligent they also find Junior jumble so difficult hey okay well let's try to beat this card crossword will that actually let me can I can I do this crossword somehow fall where are the F's I'm not crossword word search whoopsies damn it doesn't look like an extra Shane Junior jumble just to appease my brother yesterday he got stumped trying to solve the horoscope classic literally me knowing the mouse might one day find a way to heat up the spaghetti fills you a determination it's a note from Papyrus human please enjoy the spaghetti little do you know the spaghetti is a trap designed to entice you 'll be so busy eating it that you won't realize you aren't progressing thoroughly Jake again what kind of word is japed what's over here whole lot of nothing oh wait no there's a switch hidden in the snow click okay I wonder what that did that's just kind of fun drinking all the snow off wait did I I was like I don't want to clear this I don't know I don't want to clear this all off I'm just gonna go see what's up there all right fine okay dude oh these guys are scary what's that smell where's that smell oh I just stand still if you're a smell identify yourself okay I hate this game still [Music] hmm where's that weird smell oh here's that weird smell it makes me want to eliminate eliminate you oh the dogs are too suspicious of your smell oh this is gonna be hard I can tell wait what what it was only what he smells [Music] what what I'm dead no way my first game over you cannot give up just yet God stay determined if I roll around you all around in the dirt and snow you smell like a weird puppy let's kick human tail do humans have tails okay this is this should be easy oh I understand okay that's pretty easy to dodge actually if the dog sniff you again after rolling in the dirt you smell all right what smells like a actually a little puppy it's me little puppy famous rapper the dogs think that you may be a lost possible let's kick oh I shouldn't have done that you pet Dogman wow pet by another pup well don't leave me out so I have to pet uh I've got dog Marissa what about me what I've literally just patted you buddy there we go I did it 40 gold okay those attacks were actually easy talks can pet other dogs a new world has been open for us thanks weird puppy no problem guys turn every X into an O then press the switch okay seems easy enough [Music] okay seems easy enough oh curious what how did you avoid my trap respiratorial yes I did and more importantly is there any left for me detail Papyrus about his spaghetti I ate it really wow no one's ever enjoyed my cooking before well then Fred not human I mastered Chef Papyrus we'll make you all the pasta you could ever want sorry yeah I'll get in yeah in there as well I'm really making this Papyrus guys day okay that's gonna be pretty easy I already messed up God damn it what triangles so what I'm gonna want to do [Music] damn it I'm trash oh yeah it's easy it's easy what am I talking about then you just do that you loop around we're so back with someone saying I was gonna struggle with that puzzle who was saying I was gonna struggle doubter's scammed okay wow you solved then and you did it all without my help incredible I'm impressed you must care about puzzles like I do well I'm sure you'll love the next puzzle then it might even be too easy for you I'm gonna dominate this puzzle as well it's gonna be light work good job thank you thank you uh this actually looks alright hey you're gonna love this puzzle it was made by the great doctor alphys you see these tiles once I throw the switch they will begin to change color color has a different function red tiles are impassable you cannot walk on them yellow tiles are electric so you can't walk on those either green towels are alarm tiles if you step on them you'll have to fight a monster or in Charles or orange scented will make you smell delicious true shout out oranges hardest time hardest puzzle in the game oh God the towels are water tiles swim through if you like but if you smell like oranges piranhas will bite you so don't step on Blue afterwards also if a blue tile is next to a yellow tile the water will also zap you purple towels are slippery we will slide to the next tile however slippery soap smells like lemons which piranhas do not like purple and blue are okay finally pink tiles they don't do anything step on them all you like how's that understand that seems easy enough uh yeah great then there's one last thing this puzzle is entirely random what can I just get an unsolvable combination though is it just gonna like bug out and break I feel like it's definitely is not gonna work because there is no way that people actually beat that I remember those rules bro oh yeah like epilepsy warning or something I guess what he just left he just it just left he just wasn't feeling it really like huh okay knowing that dog will never give up trying to make the perfect snow dog it fills you with determination motivational let's talk to him this dog is starting back at the snow waiting for it to turn into art that's how art works right aware of dog please pet dog the floor inside is a box of Pomeranian what wait is box of what there's a box of pomerate palmyraisins okay [Music] who's weird artsy looking guy I knew it consider himself it doesn't even know what to create probably doesn't help that its brain is the size of a piece of kibble God damn why is this game kind of mean this game's kind of hurtful oh I didn't mean to do that oh bruh they destroyed Sans it's a lump of snow with the word Sands written on it in red marker Papyrus is so mean pomegranate says ration yeah you could literally already see the path like instantly I'm gonna own this puzzle boom it's that easy he's not destroyed Sam just didn't care enough to pick a snowman okay that makes more sense here he is good that's all he has to say [Music] what a scary what guy what the heck he's scared let's get them something whoever refuses you get how do I know it's not a trick I would never trick you [Music] I should should have stood still gosh darn teenage googly eyes [Music] oh I'm getting owned by this puzzle gift Rod stumbles blind okay um on decorate you remove the googly eyes thanks for nothing [Music] I I'm so trashy the stocking filled with chicken nuggets it's a little better [Music] give 35. 35g excuse me oh you shouldn't have yeah I shouldn't have that's true Jesus 35 G per dinghy I have to and he gives me zero g back [Music] the door [Music] I'm thinking I'm turning my brain on I got nothing maybe I missed something hell where do I go oh I didn't even notice this route what a tiny dog house no woof it's a snow ploof and this is the snow proof this however this is a snow poof surprisingly it's a snowproof snowproof is it really a snow poop that's why you always check oh excuse me I have not saved your dog is not excited enough to play with I'm so your dog is waiting for your command back in you call the greater dog bounces towards you flickering slobber in your face River dog is seeking affection let's pet him grab your dog curls up in your lap is a is pet by you it gets so comfortable it falls asleep then it wakes up it's so excited now let's play with them you make a snowball and throw for the dog to fetch it Splats on the ground greater dog picks up all the snow in the area and brings it to you no dog is very tired and rests his head on you oh what the burner dog wants some TLC what what is TLC the the TV network I was gonna say OMG cute and then it went buff let's play a little more your dog is too tired oh as he pet the dog it sinks its entire weight into you you're moving slow oh you can't be real but you still haven't pet enough oh my God I was literally standing still I was pushed against the wall which means I couldn't move hence I was standing still worst game I've ever played yeah get out of here [Music] like because like I meant to do that so I could get my money back you guys just didn't see the vision [Music] greater dog is content let's go how much gold is he gonna give me 40 gold God damn he's such a cute little doggy too oh see he's cute he's not the brightest though that's fine we're on a bridge with a beautiful background God damn looks like Canada oh we're back we're back in business human this is your final and most dangerous challenge Behold The Gauntlet of deadly Terror they've put a poor dog on a chain that is so messed up when I say the word it will fully activate cannons will fire spikes will swing and Blades will slice each part will swing violently up and down only the tiniest chance of Victory will remain are you ready because I about to do it [Music] we're waiting we're all waiting well what's the hold up hold up what hold up I'm I'm about to activate it now this dude talks a whole lot of talk that uh doesn't look very activated well challenge seems maybe too easy to defeat the human with yeah we can't use this one I'm a skeleton with standards my puzzles are very fair and my traps are expertly cooked but this method is to direct no class at all honestly the dog does look like he's having fun just spin it back and forth oh it goes wow a few good save what are you looking at Sans this was another decisive victory for papyrus yeah yeah [Music] he's he's not even he's not even thought like he he uh he's not even believing himself okay yeah he gone he big on I don't know what my brother's going to do now if I were you I would make sure I understand blue attacks wow thanks do I get to save [Music] I love this song welcome to Snowden oh it's got the little snowman face in the logo that's so cute save point the sight of such a friendly Town fills you with determination safe nice see what's in here use the Box yes after checking out the town There's various attractions like sleeping at the hotel and checking out the bar as well as the infinite ice throwing laborer what the heck it's the ice cube Factory what what is this guy gaining from doing this what the heck does he gain cool it's his job yeah I guess so keep going I head into the outskirts of town for my first real challenge once again so Frosty I do not like this I do not like what oh what do I feel like Papyrus is actually going to be big scary here human allow me to tell you about some complex feelings feelings like the joy of finding another pasta lover admiration for another's puzzle solving skills the desire to have a cool smart person think you were cool these feelings they must be what you're feeling right now I can hardly imagine what it must be like to feel that way after all I'm great okay dude holy let's end this right now just jerking himself off worry not you should be lonely no longer I the great papyrus will be here Dot no no no this is all wrong I can't be your friend you were a human I must capture you then I can fulfill my lifelong dream powerful popular prestigious that's papyrus the newest member of the royal guard bro we could have just chilled what's wrong with this guy are we gonna are we gonna try to risen up what flirting so you finally reveal your ultimate feelings well I'm a skeleton with very high standards uh I have zero unicorns oh no the humility it reminds me of myself you're meeting all my standards let's date later after I capture you okay how hard is this gonna be but so you won't fight then let's see if you can handle my fabled blue attack [Music] wow that was pretty difficult oh you troll you're blue now that's my attack okay actually did not expect that wait so what the heck does that mean wait so if I'm blue you get gravity physics oh God I wonder what I should wear how about you not kill me and then you can discuss that Pirates dabs marinara sauce behind his ears what I'm not thinking about the date thing stabs MTT brand Bishop screen behind his ears he literally does not have ears it's fair hold up longer to jump higher anime powder what yeah don't make me use my special attack first dabs cute juice bro how many juices does he have I you little I was adjusting my headphones contraction slime behind his ears I was head of the royal guard he really wants this bro I don't even blame him man like oh I messed up Papyrus unparalleled spaghetti of Thor damn it worst player I've ever seen oh you're so lucky I'm talking I probably realize he doesn't have ears okay finally bro undyne doesn't know you will bro [Music] you might have to take a hit of the heel German what are we thinking one half the missile your cover eleven HP if you can trim a hedge in the shape of my smile MTT brand skincare might be the play honestly this is actually BS I hate you freak you Papyrus I don't want to go in a day anymore my brother real well he won't change very much exactly you only care about Sans you know he's your brother he's like the goat he you got to think about him Pirates is rattling his bones I'll have lots of admirers but Arts is considering his options [Music] will anyone like me as sincerely as you Papyrus is trying hard to play it cool someone like you is really rare true I'm gonna steal just to be safe oh unicycle and bicycle I get it you're fun again and dating might be kind of hard EST repair is a non-bone attack and since I've been at fixing his mistake after you're captured and sent away Paris is trying hard to play it cool spare again ERG who cares give up [Music] the bicycle the woke underground indoctrine in our children's room give up on my fate or face my special attack [Music] bro why you go for sneaky attack what especially gonna be safe yeah very soon I'm gonna use my special attack Paris Whispers not too long and I will use that special attack I'm not convinced that the special attack exists to be honest this is your last chance before my special attack bro this guy's a whole lot of talk or I'm about to get like totally and completely owned by this attack gold my special attack what the heck that's my special attack hey you stupid dog do you hear me it's top munching on that bone hey what are you doing go back here with my special attack oh well let's use a really cool regular attack here's an absolutely normal attack [Music] oh I did not expect yours bro what is the point [Music] what [Music] what [Music] no I should have stuck it I'm dead no way please I'm so suspicious [Music] I'm so ready I'm so ready I'm so ready I'm so ready it's gonna like jump at me it's gonna jump at me well huh it's clear you can't Huff feed me yeah I can see you shaking your boots therefore I the great Papyrus I like to Grant you pity I will spare you human now if you can so accept my Mercy I did it first try let's go we have to eat a couple eat a couple Cycles but I'm proud of that you know like that's a tough that's pretty tough battle [Music] I can't even stop someone as weak as you and Don's gonna be disappointed in me I'll never join the royal guard and my friend quantity will remain stagnant what should you say let's be friends be friends no should I be mean what do you guys think uncalled for like why don't I just be respectful and kind I'm gonna be nice let's be friends really you want to be friends with me well then I guess guess I can make an allowance for you wow we we haven't even had our first date and I've already managed to hit the friend zone who knew that all I needed to make pounds was to give people awesome just to give people awful puzzles and then fight them oh I almost forgot to tell you to reach the exit you will have to pass through the King's Castle the king of all monsters he is he's a big fuzzy pushover everybody loves that guy I'm certain if you just say excuse me Mr dreamer can I please go home he'll guide you right to the barrier himself anyway that's enough talking I'll be at home being a cool friend feel free to come by and have that day and go on that date I did I checked out history odd house but what did you expect with a house with Papyrus and Sans what is going I am so confused are dogs eating all of his damn bones K9 is that spaghetti this is my brother's pet rock I you always forgets to feed it as usual I have to take responsibility the rock is covered in sprinkles now what is this impressed I increased the height of my sink now I can fit more bones under it take a look-see I didn't have too many questions at any time medium questionable TV taste keep checking out his house so good oh it's my favorite game show says stay tuned for a new program MTT what it's usually better than this this is just a bad episode don't judge me he had an unfathomably based room in bed that's my bed if I ever get to the surface I'd like to drive down a long Highway wind in my hair sun on my skin of course that's just a dream instead I cruise while I snooze also you have neither of what you require to make it happen I don't mean to be a hater but and the date was very interesting as well okay dating start what oh dating start here we are on our date [Music] I've actually never done this before but don't worry can't spell prepared without several letters for my name I snagged an official dating rule book from the library well we're ready to have a great time let's see step one press the c key on your keyboard for dating HUD what wowie I feel so informed what the hell is happening I think we're ready for step two step two ask them on a day human I the great papyrus we'll go on a date with you ah yes really wowie I guess I mean it's time for part three step three put on nice clothes to show you care wait a second wear clothing that bandana around your head you're wearing clothing right now not only that earlier today you were also wearing clothing no could it be you've wanted to date me from the very beginning yeah no you plant it all way better at dating than I am oh he oh no no you're dating power I think that was the wrong answer yeah don't think you best at me yet I the great Papyrus have never been beaten at dating and I never will I can easily keep up with you you see I too can wear clothes in fact I always wear my special clothes underneath my regular clothes I too do that just in case someone happens to ask me on a date risk battle literally behold what I cannot compete I love it no a genuine compliment however you don't truly understand the hidden power of this outfit therefore what you just said is invalid this date won't escalate any further unless you find my secret but that won't happen I see I see you like caressing my visors with a floating heart but who doesn't your shoulders do look like basketballs human souls are stronger than monster Souls but the souls of our shoes on the other hand are about the same my hat my hat my hat well then you found wait what you found my secret I suppose I have no choice it's a present a present just for you oh what a nice guy I'll open it up do you know what this is no idea that's right you have no idea though this appears to be spaghetti this ain't ain't saying any plain old pasta this is an Artisan's work silk and spaghetti finely aged in an Oaken cask then cooked By Me Master Chef Papyrus human it's time to end there's no way this can go any further refuse you mean you're letting me have it instead because you know how much I love pasta possible taking my president turning it around on me ugh ERG no dude my wrist game is unmatched human it's it's clear now you're madly in love with me everything you do everything you say it's all been for my sake human I want you to be happy to it's time for me to express my feelings it's time that I told you I papyrus I um boy is it hot in here is it just me actually it's really hot in my room dot dot oh shoot human I I'm sorry I don't like the way you like me romantically I mean I mean I tried very hard to I thought that because you flirted with me but I was supposed to go on a date with you then on the date feelings would Blossom forth I'll be able to match your passion for me but alas I the great Papyrus have failed I feel just the same as before and instead by dating you I've only drawn you deeper into your intense love for me a dark prison of passion with no Escape how could I have done this to my dear friend no wait that's wrong I can't fail at anything human I'll help you through these trying times while keeping your cool friend and act like this never happened after all you are very great would be tragic to lose your friendship so please don't cry because I won't kiss you because I don't even have flips shut up and hey someday you'll find someone as great as me well no that that's not true but I'll help you settle for the second best ah friend zoned in the video game kind of sucks friend zone let's even get it to sansa's room oh man it's locked [Music] inside of such a Brilliance okay guys what's going on party people let's just jump straight into it a snowed in town level one continue so I think I need to go right here because last time I fought Papyrus this way yeah but I beat him so we can go through now I believe yeah so now we just get to keep going uh-oh everything's changing okay is the music too loud let's turn it down a little bit because it was kind of loud in editing I noticed okay look at all these funny funny little creatures what does this guy want yo are you sneaking out to see her too awesome she's the coolest right I want to read just like her when I grow up hey don't tell my parents I'm here bro who's this guy talking about what is this guy on about this is an echo flower repeats the last thing it heard over and over you're you think you're so funny okay let's drop a quick save all right let's see what Sans has to say he's got another guard post what you haven't seen a guy with two jobs before fortunately two jobs means twice as many legally required breaks I'm going to grillby's wanna come you know what why not hey everyone hey Sans hi Sans doing Sans hi sansi God damn this guy knows everyone hey Sans were you just here for breakfast a few minutes ago nah I haven't had breakfast in at least half an hour you must be thinking a brunch here get comfy this freaking guy bro holy whoops watch where we sit down sometimes weird let's put whoopee cushions on the seat Trail those guys are breaks anyway let's order what do you want fries or a burger I want a burger hey that sounds pretty good grillby will have a double order of Berg give me some of that alcohol give me some of that booze in the back don't mind if I do so what do you think of my brother he's cool I think he's pretty cool of course he's cool he'd be cool too if you wore that outfit every day you'd only take that thing off if he absolutely had to oh well at least he watches it I mean that I mean he wears it in the shower yeah that's kind of what I was gonna guess my Berg hey that's only one Berg oh no you can see the Berg barely at the top of his corner here comes the grub want some ketchup do I want ketchup guys what do we think you can't really taste ketchup and burgers very well I don't know if I need ketchup honestly yeah okay we'll get some ketchup bon appetit you tip the ketchup the cap falls off and all the ketchup in the bottle pours on what the hell whoops eh forget about it you can have mine I'm not hungry what a nice guy I made a mistake and he correct one nice guy kind of messed up anyway cool or not you have to agree Papyrus tries real hard uh what is happening what oh I'm scared have you ever heard of a yellow talking flower as a matter of fact wait should I lie what would I gain from lying no I'll be honest yes I have so you know all about it okay I wouldn't say that I would not say that I know it exists the echo flower wait what he just trolled me well I thought he was talking about the um what's his name flowey BBQ's so much better than ketchup you guys want to know what the goat sauce is the echo flower they're all over the marsh say something to them and they'll repeat it over and over what about it well Papyrus told me something interesting the other day sometimes when no one else is around flattery advice encouragement predictions [Music] weird huh something must be using an echo flower to play a trick on him keep an eye out okay thanks it sounds confused maybe he thinks it's Echo flower but it's flowey oh okay oh it's an echo oh my oh man that's just another puzzle okay well that just revealed it so I have to dodge the rocks okay there we go there's a 2-2 lying on the ground here will you take it you're carrying too much oh okay please hold whatever orange bandage okay now I will take the two to them I gotta head over to Pierre shop and buy a backpack upgrade for real wait that kind of goes hard right that actually goes unfathomably hard I'm not gonna lie well that is extremely lucky timing who is scary man oh it's undyne she was the um she was the leader of the royal guard now huh hi undyne I'm here with my daily report uh regarding that human I called you about earlier is he gonna lie for me huh did I fight them yes of course I did I fought them valiantly what did did I did I capture them well no I tried very hard on dying but in the end I failed you're gonna take the human soul yourself but I'm dying you don't have to destroy them you see you see uh uh oh I'm scared I understand I'll help you in any way I can oh that's nothing you're good no no you're good well she's got a lightning spear what the hell no she's thinking about it he's thinking about it [Music] no she thought no you're hearing things you're crazy that's right it's this kid again oh God a save point before a new loading zone is never a good sign a feeling of dread hangs over you but you stay determined when four Bridge seeds align in the water they will Sprout what are they what exactly do they mean by a line oh gotcha what the heck that is not how the water should be flowing it is pretty clearly pretty clearly flowing downwards let's show him tell Aaron to go away you'll change your mind winky face Aaron is splashing you playfully you Flex Aaron flexes twice as hard attack increases for you oh I'm actually about to lose like 400 Health to this one attack I am trash get me out of here bro I'm actually about to die on the random encounter I should have healed flexes himself out of the I don't think I've ever ever deserved a win less I want to read that sign oh maybe I can bring the uh the Water petals well no are therefore will I be able to get four in a row maybe I'm gonna try I'm not sure if I'll be able to bring them through the screen though if I just walk ahead more maybe I'll figure it out but I'll try this first see if that will work oh no I don't get to bring it okay I guess I'll never know what that sign means oh wait no never mind I don't get to see the all right it won't bloom damn it oh well oh it is a puzzle okay I know what to do and that is to reset the screen room after quickly dominating another puzzle I received a call from my good friend Papyrus oh phone call it's been a while ring ring ring hello this is papyrus is he gonna reveal what he knows that she's coming for me and Don is gonna get me how do I get this number it was easy I just dialed every number sequentially until I got yours what a smart guy so what are you wearing I'm asking for a friend she thought she saw you wearing a Dusty tutu is that true are you wearing a Dusty tutu what would you say oh God guys though I lied in my my previous lover papyrus oh man don't lie but he's gonna get me I can't decide no I'll be honest you're right honesty is the best policy yes so you're wearing a Dusty due to him got it wink wink have a nice day let's be good person for once the for once is crazy ancient writing covers the walls you can just make out the words the war of humans and monsters oh am I about to add some deep lore or the humans attack indeed it seemed that they had nothing to fear humans are unbelievably strong it would take the soul of Neary every monster just to equal the power of a single human soul but humans have one weakness ironically is the strength of their soul his power allows it to persist outside the human body even after death the monster defeats a human they can take its soul a monster with the human soul a horrible Beast with unfathomable power it's an illustration of a strange creature there's something very unsettling about this drawing uh I remember what happened last time there was a shadow and I don't like it and she also knows what I look like yeah that's what I thought it's over bro it's so freaking over it's unbelievably over okay that's slightly unfair her aim's kind of trash though boss fight but I'm in this form that's cool did I escape am I good why why does they walk why does it walk so loud I'm not here you're in the wrong place it was him all along there's him all along is him all alone like I wasn't even here yeah see you're getting hit as a skill issue could not be me I literally got hit twice okay all right I'm just gonna leave now don't mind me yo did you see that I'm dying just I really wish he wouldn't have said that like that I've never washed my face ever again man are you unlucky if you're standing just a little bit to the left yo don't worry I'm sure we'll see her again this freaking kid this cheese has been here so long a magical Crystal has grown around it it's stuck to the table knowing the mouse might one day extract the cheese from mystical Crystal fills you with determination that was a close call see what this says squeak I hate this game a little ducky I don't trust that ducky he looks far too innocent for an area that's scary if you're a passing conversation so don't you have any wishes to make hmm just one but it's kind of stupid oh these guys it's been a long time no see how's it going fellas I can spare both of them nice it's a pair of ballet shoes will you take it don't mind if I do what happens if I equip those good ballet shoes cool these I've been seeing these mushrooms everywhere and I still don't know what you're meant to do with them don't spoil I'm just stating a fact of the matter hello this is papyrus remember when I asked you about clothes I will add the friend you wanted to know your opinion of you is very murdery but I bet you knew that already and because you knew that I told her what you told me you were wearing a Dusty tutu because I knew of course after such a suspicious question you would obviously change your clothes you're such a smart cookie this way you're safe and I didn't lie no betrayal anywhere being friends with everyone is easy you know what the parents next box that's not a bad idea your passing conversation don't say that come on I promise I won't laugh oh I really want to hear the rest of this conversation we gotta find the next flower oh we got some text first the power to take their souls this is the power that humans feared this is kind of scary uh I'm just gonna keep walking I'm just gonna keep walking yeah just gotta keep yep I'm pressing my side key I think I should just keep walking never mind that guy looks very cute surely he won't attack me hey there notice you were here I'm onion San onion Sanya here okay I'm just gonna keep going you're visiting waterfall huh it's great here huh you love it huh yeah me too okay I love it I'm just gonna keep going though yeah I'm really pissy even though the water's getting so shallow here I have to sit down all the time but hey that's A-Okay beats movement of the city and living in a crowded aquarium like all my friends did is he gonna like drag me into the water and make it make me his only friend and the aquarium's full anyways so even if I wanted to that's okay though your undies gonna fix everything you're here I'm gonna get out of here and live in the ocean you're here I don't like anyone who's friends without dying except Papyrus hey there that's the end of this room I'll see you around have a good time I'm waterfall okay I'm shocked that guy didn't try to kill me maybe he's just chill there's a piano here play it let's read the sign first haunting song Echoes on the quarter once you play along only the first eight are fine huh well I do not know how to do this so I guess I will keep going a little more signs this power is no counter indeed a human cannot take a monster Soul when the monster dies its Soul disappears an incredible power will be needed to take the soul of a living monster there's only one exception the soul of a special species of monster called a boss monster a boss monster Soul strong enough to persist after death if only for a few moments a human could absorb the soul but this has never happened and now it never will the statue the structure at its feet seems dry pick an umbrella you took an umbrella maybe I should give this guy some shade poor little guy's been getting rained on here we go buddy put the umbrella on top of the statue yes he placed the umbrella said the statue a music boss begins to play do I have to play this how the hell am I supposed to play that am I supposed to play that how the heck am I supposed to play that on the piano what no way there's dare I say no shot oh wait I tabbed her for half a second is it cringe me to write that down I'm writing it down I don't give a damn uh or Circle up right Circle down down right wait that's only seven notes I thought it said only the first notes are sufficient or first eight notes all right let's give that a play [Music] thank you okay I did it let's go shamelessly cheated but it's fine all right what's in here it's a legendary artifact will you take it sure okay yeah I'll take it you're you put the dog on the ground what is this the dog absorbs the artifact what the artifact is gone that dog just totally owned me okay well I guess I don't get the legendary artifact that sucks huh okay well I guess I'll just keep going well it's getting very rainy here how's it raining inside oh this guy's back yo you can't hold an umbrella either if you're walking anyway I guess I'll go with you let's go sure thing buddy come on oh the reflections go kind of hard man undyne is so okay this guy needs to stop speaking okay I'm I I don't know you like that little bro okay dude like I don't want to be mean but like you leave me alone yeah there we go just keep no stay right there don't stay just stay I'll be back really soon I promise so one time we had a school project where we have to take care of a flower the king we have to call him Dr dreamer volunteered to donate his own flower he ended up coming to school and teaching the classes about responsibility and stuff that got me thinking yo how cool would it be if undyne came to school she could beat up all the teachers it's gonna be an awkward conversation but can you please leave me alone I I don't want you here okay whatever that goes pretty hard I'm not gonna lie the pixel art is very nice very cool very swag okay maybe if I pick an umbrella this guy will leave me alone yo this ledge is way too steep yo you want to see undyne right put up your umbrella and climb on my shoulders all right see you buddy yo you go on ahead don't worry about me I always find a way to get through ah I thought I was free the humans afraid of our power declared war on us they attacked suddenly and without Mercy kind of messed up in the end it could hardly be called a war United the humans were too powerful in US monsters too weak not a single soul was taken and countless sponsors returned to dust I'm lucky bro let's just do be how it goes sometimes you know what I mean oh [Music] um that's fine I'm just gonna keep going don't mind me just gonna I definitely dodged that I definitely okay that is the dead end not an exit what I'm so lost I'm extremely turned around not damn for a real guard her aim kind of sucks I definitely dodged that I also definitely dodged that okay well I made it we chilling oh never mind well I'm kind of at a dead end now where the heck do I go oh not this way apparently what who speared that that wasn't her right no that definitely wouldn't be her I fell again dude I just cannot catch a break it sounds like it came from over here oh you've fallen down haven't you are you okay here get up Gog huh that's a nice name my name what piles of garbage there are quite a few Brands you recognize a save point I'm scared viewing the endless cycle of worthless garbage it fills you with determination I almost just walked off okay you rest your hand on the Rusted bicycle his horn wheezes a honk of Despair oh computer a beat up desktop computer the inside is empty someone stole all the parts messed up oh it's the dummy seems like a regular training dummy do you want to beat it up no you turn to each other's eyes for a moment what what do intimidated to fight me huh I'm a ghost that lives inside a dummy my cousin used to live inside a dummy too until wait you telling me that one dummy I accidentally killed at the beginning to test out if it if toriel would let me kill things it actually comes back to haunt me this can't be real there is quite frankly no shot is an accident let's go spend our whole lives looking for a proper vessel slowly slowly we grow closer to our new bodies until one day we too may become corporeal beings being able to laugh love and dance like any other but you my cousin's future you took it all away despicable despicable Despicable human I hope you're not too attached to your body because your soul is about to get evicted bro I I it was just you talk to the dummy dot dot dot it doesn't seem much for conversation no one is happy with this it's fine these attacks oh wait I got you I got you ow you dummies watch Pretty Raven your magic it's okay buddy hey yo we're gonna say anything about magic defense yes because they're ghosts physical attacks will fail beat you and take your soul okay so I just need to dodge these ones I did not do that and then when these guys come do that okay wait I'm gonna have to kill someone Matt dummy glares into a mirror then turns to you with the same expression oh he's psyching himself up you talk to the dummy I'll Stand in the window of a fancy store wait I don't want to kill this guy I want to be nice I want to be nice then everything I want will be mine dude are you sure that me again your cousin wasn't just like yeah I guess that'll avenge my cousin do I have to kill this guy I'm sad mad dummy's getting cotton all over whatever whatever whatever like I have to heal I'm gonna be cautious I'm gonna eat this monster candy give me Monster candy sweet you tell futile futile [Music] this poor guy I totally get it he's got to be loud feeble feeble feeble oh that's gonna be big tiles hey guys dummies dummies dummies remember I said not to shoot me well failures you're fired you're all being replaced now you'll see my true power relying on people that aren't garbage he talked to the dummy he still doesn't want to talk Bots dummies magic Missile okay so three circles and then they move okay carry on with one final attack I probably should heal perhaps oh that was a huge attack that was a big hit no way these guys are even worse than the other guys who cares who cares who cares I don't need friends I've got knives I'm out of knives but it doesn't matter you can't turn me and I can't hurt you you'll be stuck fighting me forever forever forever is this guy good I'm not reading that out what what the heck is this ERG acid rain oh forget it I'm out of here is this the ghost I was nice to sorry I I interrupted you didn't I as soon as I came over your friend immediately left oh no you guys looks like you were having fun oh no I just wanted to say hi well I'm gonna head home now oh uh feel free to come with if you want but no pressure I understand if you're pissing it's fine no worries just thought I'd offer this guy needs he needs to up the confidence a little bit I'm not gonna lie hey my house is up here in case you want to see or in case you don't bro this guy poor guy it's just so sad you feel a calming Tranquility you're filled with determination question mark question mark question mark temi Village so the hot lens is East so by elimination if we can go if we go west maybe there's a temi village oh it's the dog we finally made it this little bird wants to carry you a crop no no no no no no no no goodbye that would mean redoing everything I've done doesn't seem to like anything it doesn't seem like anyone's home what what what it's a living okay oh he's gaming he's just dude his house is sick this is like the mail like the the male living space you really came sorry I wasn't expecting that it's not much but make yourself at home Napster lock is a burrow the CD is labeled ghoul Day music [Music] that's bars let's try spook wave that's got a fire let's try spook Tunes though [Music] the computer's Enterprise are open to a music sharing Forum oh a classic spook tune they don't make songs like this anymore now that's my TV there's a show like I like to watch on it sometimes oh are you hungry I can get you something to eat Don't Mind If I Do this is a ghost sandwich do you want to try it yeah I would love to try it you tempt the heights to bind to the ghost sandwich you phase right through in oh never mind after a great meal I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage it's a family tradition do you want to join no I'm sorry oh was that the wrong answer did I just make this poor guy feel even worse oh my God sorry ghost I'm I'm a busy guy I got things to do I have to talk to you again this is awkward awkward I'm working right now I mean welcome block family snap Farm yeah I'm the only employee this place used to get a lot of business probably from toriel but our main customer disappeared one day now it's just some hairy guy that shows up once a month that sucks well I probably get the worst egg of the game because I did that was there like snail racing oh I'm gonna watch this I'm gonna play a game it's called Thunder snail snails will race and if the yellow snail wins you win 10g to play sure thing okay press Zed to repeatedly encourage your snail ready come on damn it I didn't spam fast enough looked like you encourage it God damn it all that pressure to succeed finally got the her I'm starting to hate this ghost this ghost is starting to piss me off a little bit that's the nail is a philosopher okay I want to see the temi village don't spoil it I wonder if I can find it myself but if I cannot I will be spoiled whoa there I've got some neat junk for sale I killed the snail I did not kill the snail I straight up just did not kill the snail I did nothing of the sort hurt beaten and fearful for our lives we surrender to the humans some of their greatest magicians sealed us underground with a magic spell anything can enter through the seal but only beings with a powerful Soul can leave that seems kind of stupid it should have just been no like no period there's only one way to reverse the spell the huge power equivalent to seven human Souls attacks the barrier it will be destroyed interesting special enemy temi appear oh Tammy it wasn't a temmie village let's feed Tammy Tammy only wants temi flakes no So Hunger dies you Flex it to me no muscles are not queued oh I have to disagree why is this guy here what I just killed temmy oh my God I'm evil but this curse place has no entrances or exits there is no way a human could come here we will remain trapped down here forever it's kind of messed up you lie down when it lies down to you I I didn't mean it I I honestly was going to do the flirt option but I was like you know let's try it let's hug them over gross slime covers you you're Speedy oh no way I'm actually gonna die that's kind of embarrassing oh should I go be nice in absoloc nah nah like there's no need like guys naps the lock he's very self-assured he's a confident guy he doesn't need my encouragement you know what I mean do I have to go back and turn off a previous one oh wait what what Hoy welcome to tem Village Hoy I'm temmy and this is my friend Tammy boy I'm Tammy and this is my friend Tammy boy you should check out tem shop sure I'll check out tem shop boy welcome to the tem shop templates temp for sues higher education this is definitely a colon 3 moment Tammy maybe if I had some more Capital I'd consider it it's a hard-boiled mushroom dance mushroom dance whatever could it mean it symbolizes my inner torment trapped in here by my height bro get me out of here what is this guy talking about I am leaving okay okay fine hi I'm Bob it's Bob this is Bob huh shout out Bob I guess Bob's just a chill ass dude he's just dude being a guy I feel that actually he's actually real as hell okay how the heck do I progress oh why am I struggling so much I hate random attacks I hate them I hate random attacks whatever I'll take all the damage who cares then all I have to do with this guy's just God damn it damn it I'm trash I'm trash player I'm the greatest god true not a whole lot of competition but I take the spot no uh nonetheless I don't even need the light God damn it Tammy why am I going back I made it oh more lore without candles or magic to guide them home the monsters use crystals to navigate a dark maze that's just what I wanted from a video game and fights God God damn it interact with the lanterns oh LMFAO a dark straight passageway you guys remember the last thing the last things that happened the last time we went along here undyne attacked me and it's uh hahaha if I just don't click through the dialog box we're fine behind you sure it's nothing dot dot seven human Souls with the power seven human Souls our King King asgore dreamer will become a god with that power asgore can finally shatter the barrier he will finally take back the surface from humanity and give them back the suffering and pain that we have endured understand human this is your only chance of redemption give up your soul or I'll tear it from your body I haven't saved I have not saved oh undyne I'll help you fight yo you did it I'm fine it's right in front of you you've got from receipts to her fight this kid is really stupid wait who's she fighting uh hey you're working to tell my parents about this are you well um I I've got to be get I've gotta be you're gonna tell me stupid flower I gotta go I really I really gotta go yeah I'm so busy no we're finally finishing our conversation you're here laughter hey you said you wouldn't laugh then sorry it's just funny that's my wish too oh however there's a prophecy the angel the one who has seen the surface will return on the underground will go empty yo oh my God go away yo I know I'm not supposed to be here but I want to ask you something man I've never had to ask anyone this before um yo you're human right man I knew it well I know it now I mean undyne told me um stay away from that human So like um I guess that makes us enemies or something yo say something means [ __ ] hate you please no yo what so I have to do it here goes nothing yo I hate your guts man I'm I'm such a turd I'm I'm gonna go home now okay I kind of feel bad for man he's gonna trip again oh I tripped oh hey buddy I just gotta can I yeah just yeah you just get up and I'm gonna go on my way yeah the money hey yo dude it if if you want to hurt my friend you're gonna have to get through me first I still hate him I still hate him I still hate him thank God that guy left holy foreign seven human souls and King asgore will become a god six that's so many we have collected thus far understand through your seventh and final Soul this world will be transformed first however as it is customary for those who make it this far I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people it all started long ago no you know what screw it why should I tell that story when you're about to die okay that's bro bro I'm about getting my ass kicked most likely okay you you're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams okay I didn't expect that to be quite Frank this game likes talking I did not think of a passive a chance to talk this is history books maybe think humans were cool with their giant robots and Flowery swords women but you you're just a coward highly beneath that kid so you can run away from me again and let's not forget your wimpy Goody Two-Shoes shtick oh I'm making such a difference by hugging random strangers you know what would be more valuable to everyone if you were I thought I just want to say if you killed yourself right now that's right human your continued existence is a crime your life is all the sounds between us and our freedom right now I can feel everybody's Hearts pounding together everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment but we're not nervous at all when everybody puts their hearts together they can't lose I thought it was like if every monster put their life together they still didn't even equal one but I digress now human let's end this right here right now I'll show you how to determined monsters can be step forward when you're ready please put a save point thank god let's do this I'm about to dominate this fight with relative ease no more running away here I come okay oh it's not ready and guard I'm green what uh challenge you telling dying her attacks are too easy the bullets get faster okay as long as they're green you can escape unless you learn to face danger head-on you won't ask to second against me uh uh it's that's that's Revolution you can't possibly be for real I'm gonna challenge her again okay it might be a mistake when I said face towards danger I'm gonna face towards the bullets oh I'm such a dumbass was on things for her friends and pounds the ground with their fists I'm challenging her again not bad then how about this actually no this is light work for me undyne bounces impatiently wait maybe if I need to spare her for years we've dreamed of a happy ending okay that's fine we can attack a hitting here in there and dragging her finger across her neck what the [ __ ] undying Towers threateningly I've only snatched it away from us there are enough warming up okay that's kind of BS you have to change your attack around a little bro or we're gonna heal still can't believe you want to spare me really winnable this is really winnable but even if I sparrowed you I'm trash oh I'm green again okay one half of the physical you're covered 11 HP honestly killing you now is an act of Mercy undyne draws her finger across her neck again undyne bounces impatiently do I heal no I tank one more attack so stop being so damn resilient oh you you were such a little snake you can't do that see what oh he's never gonna see the world no way sad I'm so sad it's fine okay even one the Snowman want me to win he'd want me to win he'd want me to win no no no no even if I first try this I might restart anyway but I will not first time anyone else will be dead by now another one of these easy ass attacks althea's told me humans were determined who the hell is that undyne flips her spear impatiently but I'm determined don't worry spotter didn't work wait what didn't you're what okay determined to end this right now undyne points heroically towards the sky right now right now ready you little brat Oh I thought you could get me for a third time not today buddy HP was maxed out okay I'm not sure if this is good at all I feel like I'm doing not bad but I feel like I'm more than likely not even close to being in the fight I'll never Escape for me wait I should have fled I should have done flee no way no way you're just great your car 15 HP you'll never escape from me I'm gone goodbye I'm just gonna like yeah top running away did I just restart the whole fight I will be so sad undine holds her fists in front of her head and shakes her head just gotta keep going I'm really busy damn it come back here alone does this seriously restart the entire fight what happens if I just keep running away hey what's up I was just thinking you me and then time should all hang out sometime I think you would make great Pals let's meet up at her house later click I'm busy I appreciate the thought I was gonna say hi to him come back here you little punk what if I just keep running away infinitely hey Sans okay armor so hot but I can't give up did I win it's a water cooler take a cup of water okay I feel kind of bad die in the water uh I'm so confused did it did I win did I win the fight is that it what am I good okay that was way easier than I thought it would be but I ate the Snowman piece no way I might have to restart I actually might have to restart guys do I restart I'm making a poll 78 yes it's looking pretty decisive hey fellas don't mind me I've seen such a strange laboratory in a place like this you're filled with determination all right well first things first what's done here I'm the Riverman or am I the river woman it doesn't really matter Progressive game I love to ride my boat would you care to join me riding the boat not yet oh I kind of do want to hang out with them that's not a bad idea how do I hang out with them do I have to go all the way back or where where would I find undyne's house okay let's take the boat oh no way oh oh the human arrives are you ready to hang out with undyne I have a plan to make you two great friends you hang out yes okay stand behind me sure to give her this she loves these I have papyrus ready for your extra private one-on-one training you bet I am and I brought a friend Hi I don't think we oh why don't YouTube come in Papyrus is excited she is big mad you're on dime my friend brought a gift for you on their own uh thanks I'll uh put it with the others she does not like that gift she's not a fan so we're ready to start whoopsie doopsy I just remembered I have to go to the bathroom you two have fun this is very awkward so uh why are you here to rub your victory in my face to humiliate me even further is that it why are you here wait I get it you think that I'm gonna be friends with you huh right yes really how delightful I accept let's start All-Star vlogging the fields of friendship not why would I ever be friends with you if you weren't my house guest I'd beat you up right now because the enemy of everyone's hopes and dreams I will never be your friend now get out of my house dang what a shame I thought undyne could be friends with you but I guess I overestimated her she's just not up to the challenge challenge what Papyrus wait a second darn it she thinks I can't be friends with you what a joke I can make friends with a wimpy losers like you any day I'll show him listen up human we're not just gonna be friends we're gonna be besties I'll make you like me so much you won't be able to think of anyone else it's the perfect Revenge why don't you ever seen and Dinos actually like the Crazy Girlfriend one time Alpha's uh friend came over here all I did was lies seductively on the piano and fed himself grapes I don't really like that guy but I admire his lifestyle look inside the bone drawer yes bro what is wrong with that dog there's a silverware drawer it has forks spoons knives tiny swords axes Spears nunchucks that's handy she's got a modern kitchen that's a nice Appliance down in progress yes comfortable I'll get you something to drink all said what would you like oh hey don't get up you're the guest sit down and enjoy yourself um why not just point the way you want you can use this Beer Sugar goes in tea hot chocolate soda undyne are you hitting on me question mark damn it she don't want me that's unlucky yeah we're gonna go t-box t huh coming right up I actually do love Tay I love mint tea I dabble big time I drink a lot of tea let's take a moment for the water to boil okay it's all done here we are I want to try to raise her again careful it's hot just like you wink wink it's not that hot just drink it already you take a sip of the tea it's burning but other than that it's pretty good it's pretty good right nothing but the best for my absolutely precious friend hey you know it's kind of strange you chose that too Golden Flower tea That's asgore's favorite kind actually now that I think about it you kind of remind me of him you're both Total weenies sort of thanks I'm dying you know I was pretty hot-headed kid once to prove I was the strongest I tried to fight asgore emphasis on tried I couldn't land a single blow on him and worse the whole time he refused to fight back I was so humiliated afterwards he apologized and said something goofy excuse me do you want to know do you want to know how to beat me I said yes and he from then on he trained me one day during practice I finally knocked him down I felt bad but he was beaming I'd never seen someone more proud to get their butt kicked anyway long story short he kept training me and now I'm the head of the royal guard so I'm the one who gets to train dorks to fight like uh papyrus wow that's a sweet that's pretty wholesome but um to be honest I I don't know if I can never let Papyrus into the royal guard don't tell him I said that he's just well I mean it's not that he's weak he's actually pretty freaking tough it's just that he's he's too innocent and nice I mean look he was supposed to capture you and he ended up being friends with you instead I could never send him into battle he'd get ripped into little smiling shreds that's part of why I started teaching him how to cook you know oh sorry I was talking for so long you're out of tea aren't you I'll get you some more wait a second Papyrus his cooking lesson it was supposed to have that right now and if he's not here to have it you'll have to have it for him oh God it's so over just kidding I'm a great cook that's right nothing has brought Papyrus and I closer than cooking which means that if I give you his lesson we'll become closer than you can ever imagine afraid we're gonna be best friends God damn let's start with the sauce Envision these vegetables as your greatest anime now pound them to dust with your fist how will you pound strong you punch the vegetables at full force you knock her over a tomato yeah yeah our hearts are uniting against these healthy ingredients now it's my turn all right oh my God uh we'll describe something to a bowl later but for now we add the noodles homemade noodles are the best but I just buy store brand they're the cheapest true I also do that yeah uh just put them in the pot let me put them in fiercely you throw everything into the pot as hard as you can including the Box it clanks against the empty bottom yeah I'm into it all right now it's time to stir the pasta as a general rule of thumb the more you stir the better it is ready let's do it starter I'm spamming so fast it's not new funny harder ugh let me do it it's gonna ruin the pot that's the stuff all right now for the final step turn up the heat let the stovetop symbolize your passion let your hopes and dreams turn into burning fire ready don't hold anything back hotter hotter darn it wait that's two what ah man no wonder prior sexy cooking did I just burn down her house so what's next crap booking friendship Place bracelets oh who am I kidding I really screwed this up didn't I I can't force you to like me human some people just don't get along with each other I understand if you feel that way about me and if we can't be friends that's okay because if we're not friends it means I can destroy You Without Regrets bro we are literally hanging out I've been defeated my house is in shambles I even failed to perfect dude we were friends we were chilling that's it I don't care if you're my guest anymore one final rematch all out it's the only way I can regain my last pride no come on hit me with all you've got show me what you've got do your worst what's the matter scared what the hell is the holdup come on already it's getting hot in here fake attack you pretend to swing it undone with all your mind one damage what that's the best you can manage even attacking your full force you just count us during the intent to hurt me huh you know what I don't actually want to hurt you either at first I hated your stupid saccharine shtick but the way you hit me right now it reminded me of someone I used to train with now I know you aren't just some wimpy loser you're a wimpy loser with a big heart oh just like him listen human seems like you and Oscar are fated to fight but knowing him he probably doesn't want to talk to him I'm sure you can persuade him to let you go home eventually some mean human will fall down here and I'll take their stole instead that makes sense right oh and if you do hurt asgore I'll take the human soul cross the barrier and beat the hell out of you that's what friends are for right sure you guys hold each other accountable now let's get the hell out of this flaming house well that was fun huh we'll have to hang out again another time but uh somewhere else I guess in the meantime I guess I'll go hang out with Papyrus if you need me drop by Snowden okay oh and if you ever need help just give Papyrus a ring okay since we're in the same spot I'll be able to talk to you well see you later Punk the house does not look very happy the fish is burning to death that is unfortunate what's going on everybody someone remind me in 30 minutes to move my laundry into the dryer place what do these guys want sorry undyne like told us there was totally a human in the area so like us Royal Guards are blocking off the elevators for now even if the elevators aren't working anyway we'll do our best miss undyne all right lab this is kind of scary oh I'm on the camera it's you this literally looks like my setup except with less monitors it's too dark to see near the walls what the heck is going on here oh who the hell is this guy he's a funny looking fellow hello oh my God I didn't expect you to show up so soon I haven't showered I'm barely dressed it's all messy and um hi uh I'm Dr alphys I'm asgore's Royal scientist uh I'm not one of the bad guys actually since he stepped out of the ruins I've um been observing your journey through my console your fights your friendships everything I was originally going to stop you but watching someone on a screen really makes you rude for them so uh now I want to help you using my knowledge I can easily guide you through the hot ones I know a way right to asgore's Castle no problem well actually um there's just a tiny issue a long time ago I made a robot named metaton originally I built them to be an entertainment robot not this guy and I despise office I can't decide if I love or hater uh I guess we'll find out uh you know like a robotic TV star or something anyway recently I did I decided to make it more useful you know just some small practical adjustments like um uh anti-human combat features of of course when I saw you coming I immediately decided I have to remove those features what is this guy what is what is bro waffling about and um now he's an Unstoppable killing machine with the thirst for human blood it could happen to anyone this reminds me that one Mario cutscene it's fine but uh hopefully he won't run into him and he's gonna burst to the wall he's gonna burst through the wall it's a fact question mark he's coming through the wall three two did you hear something one right now no wait for it wait for it that wall is done for oh no oh oh yes welcome beauties I knew it to today's quiz show oh I'm so good at Twitter shows oh boy I can already tell it's gonna be a great show everyone give a big hand for a wonderful contestant never played before gorgeous no problem it's simple there's only one rule if you lose you die answer correctly you win or you die yeah no pressure that's fine I'm pretty good at quizzes made a ton attacks I'm gonna cry screaming is against the rule man let's start with an easy one what's the prize for instance correctly money Mercy more question more questions let's go first one down as I work the quiz show continues here's your terrific terrific prize what's the king's full name oh okay that's easy escort dreamer that's lightwork that's lightwork enough about you let's talk about me what are robots made of hopes and dreams metallic matte metal and Magic too easy for you huh here's another easy one for you two trains training how much how long until both trains what the hell okay unfair don't count on your victory how many flies are in this jar completely utterly wrong what I'm gonna heal okay let's play a memory game uh that's froggit okay this guy I'm okay okay but can you get this one would you Smooch a ghost uh heck yeah no how many letters in the name foreign oh oh I know this one it's snail ice cream and the fourth chapter everyone goes to the beach and she buys ice cream for all her friends but it's definitely wrenches the only one who wants it it's one of my favorite parts of the game because it's actually a very powerful message about friendship alphys alphys alphys you aren't helping our contestant are you oh you should have told me I'll ask a question you'll be sure to know the answer to the human seriously my my how conceited can you get I love it and while you're completely wrong you deserve some credit I've seen her watch her on a computer screen smiling when you succeed shrieking when you fail and always always Whispering no wrong you have to go that way in its own way is this not love you could argue well well well Dr Alpha is helping you the show has no dramatic tension we can't go on like this but but this was just the pilot episode next up more drama more romance more Bloodshed no I don't want that part that's okay that's kind of awkward dot dot well uh that was certainly something where'd you get that phone it's ancient doesn't even have texting wait wait wait a second please oh she's gonna give me a new phone here I upgraded it for you I could do texting items it's got a keychain I even signed you up for the underground's number one social network now we're officially friends I'm going to the bathroom yeah why don't you do that I'm just gonna Alpha's updated status just real sit and watch undyn fight the human V Dot v a sad little face okay okay bro Alpha status let me know if she's unbeatable I'll ask her about it later it's updated status for now I gotta call it the human and guide them no that's okay we're good don't worry buddy after barely surviving a fight on a random NPC encounter since I had like four HP I'm 4 HP it's so over I haven't saved I'm gonna have to go through that whole area oh my God I dealt with more of the Tumblr girl status updates God damn this song is fire oh my God another status gonna call them in a minute no please don't it's okay learned about the color of lights and what I should do based on them which was actually like very important for boss fights later uh I mean Alpha's here hi the blue lasers won't hurt you if you don't move orange ones um you have to be moving and they um they they won't um move through those ones uh bye I dominated a few more puzzles and made it to my next metaton encounter [Music] got him dominated hey it's kind of dark in there isn't it don't worry I'll hack into the light system and brighten it up it's a game show set it's a game show set oh no oh yes welcome Beauties to the underground's premiere cooking show cooking with a killer robot that's kind of a fire name preheat your ovens because we've got a very special recipe for you today we're gonna be making AK my lovely assistant here will gather the ingredients everyone give them a big hand we'll need sugar milk and eggs go for it sweetheart you found the eggs found the milk and you found the sugar nice there we go light work perfect great job beautiful we've got all the ingredients we need to bake the cake milk sugar eggs oh my wait a magnificent moment how could I forget we're missing the most important ingredient probably my soul or something a human soul hey uh hello I'm kind of in the middle of something here wait a second couldn't you make uh couldn't you use uh can you make a substitution in the recipe a substitution you mean use a non-human ingredient why uh what if someone's uh vegan vegan oh well I mean that's a brilliant idea actually I happen to have an option right here my friend always convenient human soul flavored substitution a can of which is just on that counter wow well darling why don't you go get it what happens if I just leave you cannot possibly be for real if you can't get the can in the next one minute we'll just have to go back to the original plan so better start climbing ring oh no there's not enough time to climb up fortunately I might have a plan when I was upgrading your phone I added a few features you see that huge button that says jetpack watch this that's convenient wow should have just enough fuel to reach the top now get up there what is he throwing at me cookie crumbs scared I'm I'm hitting everything I'm getting Mega rolled I did it I'll dominate everything runs into everything my my seems you vested me but only because you had the help of the brilliant Dr alphys oh I loath think what would have happened to you without her well toodles we don't even get to make it oh oh yes about the substitution have you ever seen a cooking show before I already baked the cake ahead of time so forget it oh see that building in the distance that that's the chord the source of all power for the underground it converts geothermal energy into magical and electricity by uh anyway that that's where we're gonna where where we're gonna go in the core is also an elevator directly to asgore's Castle and from there you can go home let's go to the core eh so I went on my way over the core while enduring more of the essentially Tumblr posts the fire song is back again Alpha's posted a picture dinner with the girlfriend picture of a cat girl figurine next to a bowl of instant noodles and I came over to a random encounter but we don't talk about that I just sneeze it's so over it's never been because a little bit later I got Omega trolled by Dr alphys again hi it's Dr Alpha this puzzle is kind of uh timing based you see those switches over there you'll have to press all three within three seconds I'll try to help you with the Rhythm click okay seems easy enough wait these ones okay not a great start just run right by them you think you're funny undertale you think you're funny but uh before I could progress any further I had this quite frankly shameful performance on this puzzle I'm sorry for what you're about to watch I'm going to the bathroom so I'll be M.I.A for a bit I'm I'm sure you can handle this puzzle yourself what does the any goal make it across I have to make it there but unfortunately I'm stupid but oh I'm so stupid oh there we go that seems easy enough okay that was pretty easy then I helped the gay night Brothers confess their love for each other and arrived at another game show baby we've like received an anonymous tip about a human wearing a striped shirt they told us they were wandering around hotlands right now I know sounds scary right well just stay chill we'll bring we'll bring you someplace safe okay huh what is it bro the shirt they're wearing like what about it bro are you thinking what I'm thinking bummer this is like Mega embarrassing we like actually totally have to kill you and stuff random attacks my favorite you clean rg2's armor it's cooling dirt begins to wash away getting warmer oh I chased it okay take it armor too odds oh was that necessary much better it's bothered myself I'm not trying to be honest with his feelings I I sigh I I can't I can't take this anymore not like this come on bro like oh two I like I like like you bro the way you fight the way you talk I love doing team attacks with you bro I love standing here with you bouncing and waving our weapons in sync bro oh too I like want to stay like this forever uh I mean uh psych gotcha bro haha I won yeah bro do you want to get some ice cream after this sure dude haha 100 gold retweet if you cried that's beautiful God damn it another mettaton ring okay I'm back another dark room huh don't worry my hacking skills have gone things covered are you serious oh yes good evening Beauties and gentle beauties this is mettaton reporting live from MTT news an interesting situation has arisen in eastern hotland fortunately our correspondent is out there reporting live Bravo correspondent please find something newsworthy to report our Tien wonderful viewers are waiting for you oh no that movie script how'd that get there it's a super juicy sneak preview of my latest guaranteed not the mom film mettaton the movie 28 starring metaton I've heard that like the other films it consists mostly of single four-hour shots of rose petal showering my reclining body oh but that's not confirmed you and cough spoil my movie for everyone with a promotional story would you report this one this report attention viewers our correspondent has found a movie script oh my and it looks like it's for my latest film let's not keep them waiting let's open it up and get the scoop oh what's that inside the script that ticking sound that lift use oh my looks like I was wrong about the movie we definitely have a box office bomb on our hand I would like to move away I'm pressing my up key but don't get too excited you haven't even seen the rest of the room yet oh my it's even it seems everything in this area is actually a bomb even the dog that dog's a bomb that basketball's a bomb that's obvious even my words are Brave correspondent if you don't defuse all the bombs this big bumbleblade just Smithereens in two minutes that says five minutes then you won't be reporting live any longer how terrible how disturbing our nine viewers are going to no way he lost a video that's crazy are you gonna love watching this good luck darling don't worry I installed a bomb defusing program on your phone use the diffuse option when bomb is inside the diffuse zone go get him I I definitely what come here come here where'd it go I'm so confused come back please thank you how how how how I hate it is there another bomb oh wait there's an okay well that is unfortunate where's the other bomb is there another bomb oh that sucks yes I'm dead oh wait great job there's only one left in the bottom right YouTube I spent like 20 minutes on the goddamn glass of water too bad darling you failed to defuse all the bombs within three minutes now the big bomb is gonna blow you to Smithereens ready viewers here comes the moment you've all been waiting for aha goodbye darling ah seems the bomb isn't going off ring that's because well you were not monoggle monogling what did I just say monologuing I if I fix I I just change oh no you deactivate the bomb with your hacking skills yeah that's what I did curses it seems I've been fooled again curse you human curse you Dr alphys for helping so much but I don't curse my eight wonderful viewers for turning in until next time darling boy that was close huh guess a little closer than I would have liked I should have given you better Direction and there just wasn't enough time there wasn't enough time but I spent 50 seconds on one I know it's even kind of quiet are you worried about mini asgore well don't worry okay the the king is a really nice guy I'm sure you can talk to him and with your human soul you can pass through the barrier it's a spider donut it looks more rubbery than usual seriously I want to like buy something I I ended up buying a donut I I didn't want to but that girl no I told her no she kept staring at me in this creepy way and licking her lips now I'm out of cash buy a spider that's a bit much also a bit much sorry dominated two more puzzles these ones are honestly just so fun they they get the brain going in the right way nice very cool nice and then I got into a um very sticky situation no pun intended actually yeah pun intended I'm not gonna lie to you you hear what they said they said a human wearing a strip shirt will come through I heard that they hate spiders I heard that they love to stomp on them what I deny the allegations they're false unequivocally could they like to tear their legs off uh I heard that they're awfully stingy with their money you think you tasted two are fine for our pastries don't you Dairy I disagree with that notion that your taste is exactly what this next batch needs I struggle to escape the web once it covers the mouth and giggles at you don't look so blue my dearie [Music] what I think purple is a better luck than you trapped in a strange purple web let's give her 10 gold you pay 10 gold mother reduces your attack for this turn wait what that's it why so pale you should be proud oh this is easy never mind oh well smells like freshly baked cobwebs wow oh how rude am I almost forgot to introduce you to my pet it's breakfast time isn't it tip have fun YouTube how exactly does this make the game harder oh okay okay I understand how this makes the game harder okay that was hard you ate the spider donut your HP is maxed out huh where do you get that did you steal it oh my pet it's time to show them what we do with thieves well I bought it at the start of the game I telegram for the spiders and the ruins what they're saying that you they saw you and you helped donate to their cause oh my this has all been a big misunderstanding I thought you're someone that hated spiders person who asked for their soul they must have been a different human in a striped shirt sorry for the trouble make it up you can come back here anytime and for no charge at all I'll wrap you up and let you play with my pet again I'll spare you now I'm up for disparian wow this is why you don't jump to conclusions guys she could have simply asked me oh that human could it be My One True Love oh my God what is this better time guy talking about dude this guy is just actually nuts wacko oh my love please run away [Music] monster King forbids your stay humans must live far apart [Music] even if it breaks my heart they'll put you in the dungeon it'll suck and then you'll die a lot [Music] really sad you're gonna die cry cry so sad it's happening [Music] what so sad so sad that you're going to the dungeon no well toodles what if I'd been standing somewhere else what then oh no whatever shall I do my love has been Cast Away into the dungeon a dungeon with Buzzard so dastardly my pair of more will surely perish oh my God not the Papyrus puzzle oh heavens have mercy the horrible colored tile maze each colored tile has at least one statistic function example green towel sounds annoying and then you must fight a monster or Tales will actually wait a second we see this puzzle about a hundred rooms ago that's right you remember all the rules don't you great then I won't waste your time repeating them yeah no problem let's go oh you better hurry because if you don't get through in 30 seconds you'll be incinerated by these Jets of Fire hahaha my poor love I'm so filled with Reef I can't stop laughing good luck darling okay this is easy [Music] [Music] what did I soft lock myself oh I'm so sorry looks like you're out of time okay well I suck here comes the Flames darling they're closing in yeah I can see that and closer oh my yeah okay whatever speed of my death any minute now robotic cough ring watch out I'll save you I'm hacking into the firewall right now shut up I actually hate this game oh no how could this happen boiled Again by the brilliant Dr elephants that that that's right come on mettaton give up already you'll never be able to defeat us not as long as we work together your puzzle's over now go home and leave us alone puzzle over Alpha's darling what are you talking about did you forget what the green tiles do they make a sound then you have to fight a monster well darling that monster is me my flight's paint yeah okay I feel like mettaton was all put up was put up to this by Alphas to try to be friends with me this is it darling say goodbye is that your phone you better answer it this seems bad but but don't worry there's one last thing I installed on your phone you see that yellow button go to this one's act menu and press it you press the yellow button fun resonating with mesuton's presence oh wow that yellow glow oh no oh sorry not ow oh oh you've defeated me how can this be you were stronger than I thought this feels so fake this is all I don't believe this ring looks like you beat him you did a great job out there okay guys I've been mean so far do I continue being mean I want to be mean I want to be a bully be mean be nice destroy the weeb mean dot dot um hey this might sound strange but uh okay can I tell you something before I met you I didn't really I didn't really like myself very much for a long time I felt like a total screw-up like I couldn't do anything without without ending up letting everyone down guiding you has made me feel a lot better about myself thanks for letting me help you uh anyway we're almost to the core just passed Mount Resort come on let's finish this girl you're literally a doctor sure well said oh this guy's here again hey it's you again business is excellent here these two films bought all my ice cream I've actually sold out of everything sorry wait I've still got something for you a big smile wow see how the the gay couples do it oh hey we're like taking a rain check on that killing you thing like don't tell Nadine about this okay bro no problem bro go up the creepy Alleyway on the right for some great deals okay I'm gonna die I'm it's I'm gonna they're gonna kill me yeah oh wait these guys healing 17. we have a thousands you if you get mettaton to autograph my butt hey Sans how's it going hey I heard you going to the Core how about grabbing some dinner with me first yeah sure great thanks for trading me this freaking guy dude holy well here we are so your journey is almost over huh you must really want to go home I know the feeling better though maybe sometimes it's better to take what's given to you down here you've already got food drink friends is what you have to do really worth it ah forget it I'm rooting for you kid [Music] let me tell you a story so I'm a century Snowden Forest right I sit down out there and watch for humans it's kind of boring fortunately deep in the forest there's this huge locked door and it's perfect for practicing knock-knock jokes so one day I'm knocking them out like usual a knock on the door and say knock knock and suddenly from the other side I hear a woman's voice who was there so naturally I respond dishes dishes who this is a very bad joke then she just howls with laughter like it's the best joke she's heard in 100 years so keep him coming and she keeps laughing and she's the best audience I've ever had then after a dozen of them she knocks and says knock knock and I say who's there as you do old lady old lady who oh I did not no you could yeah okay dude needless to say this one was extremely good we kept telling each other jokes for hours eventually I had to leave Papyrus gets kind of cranky without his bedtime story winky face she told me to come by again and so I did then I did again and again telling bad jokes through the door it rules one day though I noticed she wasn't laughing there I asked her what was up and she told me something strange if a human ever comes through this door could you please promise something watch over them and protect them will you not no I hate making promises and this woman I don't even know her name is it toriel maybe someone who sincerely likes bad jokes has an Integrity you can't say no to do you get what I'm saying that promise I made to her you know what have happened if you hadn't said anything buddy you'd be dead where you stand hey light up bucko I'm just joking with you besides have haven't I done a great job protecting you I mean look at yourself you haven't even died a single time hey what's that look supposed to mean am I wrong this guy knows he knows bro he knows like he just knows he's him that's all take care of yourself kid someone really cares about you I don't know I think I mean I'm very funny people laugh my jokes not my son he wants to be comedian like his father but his jokes aren't funny he tells these awful puns he's an embarrassment to the family that's not funny since his mother passed on he couldn't stand living at home anymore so we ran away and I haven't seen him since I'm making a terrible father that's not funny it's kind of sad I actually got to share this hotel it fills you with determination have a spark gag and while that guy is horrifying get me away from him please you're shuffling seems like you could put something under the door put a dog residing in front of the door it slides underneath the door is it pulled by a magnet zom it shoots back at a high speed interesting wait this song is kind of fire right if you guys want I'll go talk to that guy again what why do you keep trying to talk to me I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers so I want to be an actor listen I like you little buddy so I want to save you a lot of trouble never interact with Attractive people unless you're one of them they're just gonna take advantage of you like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some Glam burgers and I naive teenager that I was said yes to them bad idea so I went to the alley to see those two ladies and uh you know see what happened next then my boss saw me and asked me what I was doing I was so startled the hamburgers are my pockets tumbled out onto the ground not wanting to lose face I scrambled to pick them up but as I was leaning over the way of the remaining hamburgers caused my pants to fall down then the girls laughed at me everyone calls me Burger pants now God caddy tried out some self-control sorry because they obviously brought that lamb burger for me no way Burger pants talk about Burger pants Oh that guy from the store yuck what a creep yeah he's a creep but he's kind of cute too come on catty don't you have any standards nope okay like the annoying thing is he'd be okay if he just treat us with some us with some respect but he just acts really weird and then acts like it's our fault he acts that way like when we asked him to get us those Glam Breakers he dropped them and ran away before he could even say anything we were like going to share them really I wasn't caddy okay well that's all I wanted to know Burger pants Laura right where do I go wow that music got a lot less ring uh-oh huh who are they nobody else is supposed to be here oh well we can't worry about that now click okay I won't worry about that whatever you say friend oh this song's so good ring ready this is it take the elevator up to the top of the core the elevator isn't working ring what the elevator should be working well then go to the right and keep hanging up no way I have to take the stairs ring all right now just keep heading up that pit isn't on my map I forget it let's try the left side ring okay you should be able to make it through here watch out mad chick pops out it's what ignore magic I can think of pollen and sunshine your defense increased by one Alakazam talk mazak interrupts You by chattering to itself it seems satisfying Hocus Pocus that was easy Dixie gold nice that that was close I literally took like four damage why are there so many monsters here I mean it's no problem right we just gotta keep heading forward like this might be my favorite song I think it's my favorite song besides the hotel one looks like you can't proceed until you hit the switch those lasers will activate when you do um looks like they'll come in this order orange orange blue got it move until the third one gotcha okay I was not ready ring oh my God are you hurt I I'm so so I I gave you the wrong order everything's gonna be fine okay I literally did not even notice I'm Gonna Keep it a buck a Crossroads uh uh try heading to the right I'm going up that was a mistake night night blocks the way you sing an old lullaby night night starts to look sleepy good night God damn this song is so fire yeah she was trying to keep me from generational wealth from getting that 70g more lasers okay I I will mess around this time I'll just deactivate the lasers and let you throw there they're not turning off I can't turn them off I it's okay I have this under control I'm gonna turn the power off for the whole node then you can walk across okay go like it's gonna turn back on stop the power it's turning itself back on okay this is a sub-optimal location for me to be in the damn it this isn't supposed to I I'm gonna turn it off again when it turns off move a little and then stop okay then you won't get hurt yeah I've got everything under control everything's under control sounds like she's convincing herself more so than me let's go straight get lost and stay that way Traverse the northern room and the end will open okay I trust you oh final froggit no freaking way that's freaking awesome compliment finals for all again it understood you perfectly it's a tack dropped I was nothing but nice to the froggits you kneel and pray for safety there's a lot of remembers his conscience don't give up I am I what the hell am I what am I doing I can attack I can tank this you did something with serious final frog it we're gonna recognizes it has more to learn from this world thoughtful croak good I never frog frog it didn't seem like the type to have egos oh my goodness a hundred hold G the chorus buffed up version so gotcha after struggling through the rest of the enemy encounters I finally won after one death and then got another one of the super super satisfying puzzles to do Wahoo oh I have two shots that's actually insane I was like the bro this is impossible bro I only died of lesser enemies I don't that's where the ice comes off wow I remember seeing that all the way back in The Snowtown why did I go in here why I could have just gone in the elevator I want to be curious I was like oh maybe it's a shop maybe it's a shop that's fine I'm so ready I'm so ready it's actually insane already am oh yes there you are darling it's time to have our little Showdown it's time to finally stop the malfunctioning robot not malfunction reprogramming get real this was all just a big show an act Alphas has been playing you for a fool the whole time as she watched you on the screen she grew attached to your adventure she eventually wanted to be a part of it so she decided to insert herself into your story she reactivated puzzles she disabled elevators she enlisted me to torment you I literally guessed that like probably an hour ago also you would think she's a great person that she is not and now it's time for her finest hour at this very moment alphys is waiting outside the room during our battle she will interrupt she will pretend to deactivate me saving you one final time finally she'll be a heroine of your adventure you'll regard her so highly she'll even be able to convince you not to leave or not you see I've had enough of this predictable charade I have no desire to harm humans far from it actually my only desire is to entertain after all the audience deserves a good show don't they true true true and what's a good show without a plot twist hey what's going on that door just locked itself sorry folks the old program's been canceled but we've got a finale that will drive you wild it is so over for me oh my God real drama real action real Bloodshed bro they only have like one song in the game just like speed it up and down I swear to God on our new show attack of the killer robot all right let's do this yes I was the one that rearranged the core I was the one who hired everyone to kill you that however was a short-sighted plan you know what would be a hundred times better killing you myself now worthless peashooter would work on me darling don't you understand what acting is listen darling I've seen you fight you're weak if you continue forward ask or will take your soul and with your soul as your will destroy Humanity but if I get your soul I can stop ask our plan I can save Humanity from destruction then using your soul all across through the barrier and become the Tsar I've always dreamed of being hundreds thousands no millions of humans will watch me Blitz glamor I'll finally have it all so what if a few people have to die that's the Show Business Baby uh I I can't see what's going on in there but don't give up okay there's one last way to beat betaton it's um it's this is a work in progress so don't judge it too hard but you don't have anything always faces forward that's because there's a switch on his backside so so if you consider him around um and I'm impressed the switch he'll be um he'll be vulnerable across the human world just to be a struggling actor in La true paying like seven thousand dollars a rent a month in rent till Marathon that there's a mirror behind him oh a mirror right I have to look perfect for a grand finale I don't see it where is it did you just flip my switch oh yes what is happening dude if you flipped my switch that can only mean one thing you're desperate for the premiere of my new body how rude lucky for you I've been aching to show this off for a long time so as a thank you I'll give you a handsome reward I'll make your last living moments absolutely beautiful God damn he's looking kind of emo lights camera action I understand however I did not understand quick enough you beat the junk food oh honest disgusting your HP is maxed out drama romance bloodshed I'm the idol everyone craves I'm going to die goodbye world you would think lamb burger the audience loves the brand your HP was Max wait five and you can't be for real oh it's time for a popcorn I hope you brought a keyboard this one's an easy question uh yes uh uh very uh I should have just Spam typed your essay really should happen to your heart why don't I show you mine actually easy attack oh I'm just warming out oh my God it's just so easy baby on the Dance Floor oh wait stand so you hit the glamberg the audience loves the brand your HP was maxed out what I'm over it's over he's the dog residue the rest of your inventory filled up with Doggers why why that's actually relatable and I tried again and after learning from my previous mistakes of just Spam sparing instead of getting my ratings up using the interact feature as well as finally understanding the disco ball attack you posed dramatically the audience knocks can you keep the pace I find when someone in chat explained it to me I finally got that one God it's actually insane how stupid I am and with those skills I finally managed to reach the later stage of the boss fight we've grown so distant darling how about another heart the heart [Music] who needs arms God damn I've never seen the ratings this high arms who needs arms legs like these I'm still going to win I mean eating Glam Burgers isn't even necessarily A Bad Thing lights kick a camera enough of this do you really want Humanity to perish you just believe in yourself that much wait I uh uh what am I doing I just turned my brain off how inspiring well darling it's either me or you but I think we both already know who's going to win when it's the true power of Humanity's star [Music] laughs then are you the star can you really protect Humanity God damn 600 . oh look at these ratings this is the most viewers I've ever had we've reached the viewer Colin Milestone one lucky viewer will have the chance to talk to me before I leave the underground forever let's see who calls in first it's gonna be the stupid doctor hi you're on TV what do you have to say on this our last show I really liked watching your show my life is pretty boring but seeing you on screen brought excitement to my life veracity I can't tell but I guess this is the last episode I'll miss you Marathon oh I didn't mean to talk so long oh no wait wait they already hung up I'll take another caller metaton your show made us so happy mettaton I don't know what I'd watch without you mettaton there's a mettaton shaped hole in my heart uh I I see everyone thank you so much darling perhaps it might be better if I stay here for a while humans already have stars and Idols but monsters they only have me if I left the underground it would lose its Spark it'd leave an aching void that could never be fulfilled I think I'll have to delay my big debut besides you've proven to be very strong perhaps even strong enough to get past asgore I'm sure you'll be able to protect Humanity it's all for the best anyway the truth is this forms energy consumption as inefficient in a few moments I'll run out of battery power and well I'll be all right knocked him dead darling and everyone thank you you've been a great audience wow I I might have to jump in the locker you too oh my God Madison are you thank God it's just the batteries medicine if you were gone I would have I would have I I I mean hey hey it's it's no problem you know he's just a robot if you messed it up I I could always just to spill another what are you going ahead God damn I'm an [ __ ] so you're about to meet asgore huh you must be you must be really excited about that huh you'll finally you'll finally get to go home wait I mean um I I was just going to um say goodbye and I can't take this anymore I I lied to you a human soul is strong enough to cross the barrier alone it takes at least a human soul and a monster soul if you want to go home you'll have to take his soul you'll have to kill asgore no no I won't it's fine I'm sorry uh uh they she's mistaken it happens we all make mistakes it's fine save point and long hallway that typically does not bode super well this is the wait new home this is toriel's house the way is blocked by two padlocks there's a note attached howdy I'm in the garden if you have anything you need to get off your chest please don't hesitate to come keys in the kitchen and the hallway wire is the only yellow thing of flower that reminds me of another flower it's a Golden Flower a long time ago a human fell into the ruins injured by its fall the human called out for help you took the key and put it on your phone's keychain Azrael the King's son heard the humans call he brought the human back to the castle more yellow flowers over time Azrael and the human became like siblings the king and queen treated the human child as their own the underground was full of Hope he took the key and put in your phone's keychain oh it's the mirror bite everything it's still you it's a trophy number one nose and duzzle champions 98. it's asgore's Journal all the current Pages says it's a nice day today Inc is still almost wet room under renovation wasn't that my room no is this room there's a heart-shaped locket Inside the Box will you take it I'm Gonna Keep it and give it to someone if they need it there's a Warren dagger I'm sure I'll take it too you unlock the chain [Music] then one day the human became very ill foreign the sick human had only one request see the flowers from their Village but there is nothing we could do the next day the next day the human died asriel racked with grief absorbed the human soul he transformed into a being with incredible power with the human soul as you'll cross through the barrier he carried the human's body into the sunset back to the Village of the humans Azrael reached the center of the village there he found a bed of golden flowers he carried the human onto him suddenly screams rang out the villagers saw Azrael holding the human's body they thought that he had killed a child the humans attacked him with everything they had he was struck with blow after blow Ezreal had the power to destroy them all Ezreal did not fight back clutching the human asriel smiled and walked away wounded asriel stumbled home he entered the castle and collapsed his dust spread across the garden the kingdom fell into despair the king and queen had lost two children in one night the human had once again taken everything from them the king decided it was time to end our suffering every humans Who falls down here must die with enough Souls we can shatter the barrier forever it's not long now King asgore will let us go King asgore will give us hope and king or asgore will save us all you should be smiling too aren't you excited aren't you happy uh you're going to be free wait what [Music] so you finally made it the end of your journey is at hand in a few moments you will meet the king together you will determine the future of this world that's then now you will be judged you will be judged for your every action you will be judged for every XP you've earned what's XP it's an acronym it stands for execution points a way of quantifying the pain you've inflicted on others when you kill someone your XP increases when you have enough XP Your Love increases love too is an acronym it stands for level of violence okay that's getting a little bit silly a way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt the more you kill the easier it becomes to distance yourself the more you distance yourself the less you will hurt the more easily you can bring her to others but you you never gained any Love Of course that doesn't mean you're completely innocent or naive just that you kept a certain tenderness in your heart no matter the struggles or hardships you faced you strive to do the right thing you refuse to hurt anyone even when you ran away you did it with the smile you never gained love but you gained love does that make sense maybe not now you're about to face the greatest challenge of your entire Journey your actions here will determine the fate of the entire world if you refuse to fight Asgard will take your soul and Destroy Humanity but if you kill ask her and go home monsters will remain trapped underground what will you do well if I were you I would have thrown in the towel by now but he can get this far by giving up did that's right you have something called determination so as long as you hold on so as long as you do what's in your heart I believe you can do the right thing all right we're all counting on you kid good luck so I went and faced asgore my first attempt went something like this this is the barrier this is what keeps us all trapped Underground if by chance you have any unfinished business please do what you must I see this is it then ready it seems your journey is finally over you're filled with determination human it was nice to meet you goodbye thank you okay oh it's so freaking over what what what that is not fair you quietly tell Oscar you don't want to fight him it sounds tremble for a moment oh what the heck man I'm getting chills bro you tell Oscar you don't want to fight him his breathing gets funny for a moment oh my God I'm getting rolled I'm not gonna get very far he is going to roll me you firmly tell Oscar to stop fighting recollection flashes in his eyes asgore's attack dropped escrow defense dropped uh blue is stand still oranges move seeming seems talking won't do any more good it has to let me talk to you bro damn it do I have to fight no no I can't fight you equip the locker wait aren't these toriel's attacks do I have to attack him with those specific weapons maybe maybe I have to attack him with these weapons I don't know do I have to attack him I don't wanna I don't want to attack him I'm getting rolled it's over goodbye I was moving yeah so not not an amazing first go but now I knew what I had to do but that was the easy part the hard part was actually following through and on my next attempt I did not I'm dead yeah damn all right that's progress however I was on Hardcore copium because I only had like three pieces of healing so I decided to run back to the two girls buy some junk food so I actually had food end stream and try again another day at least and then we leave one space for the ice or for the ice the Snowman what's over here what uh seems a little bit preemptive guys come on now okay this light works tell Oscar that he's killed you three times she nods sadly not a great start but I I still need to like remember the attacks and whatnot okay this is the BS attack like I literally can't dot I just ran into it I literally can't Dodge that attack attack dropped as good defense dropped okay thank you okay oranges move blue is pause 123 good start I am gonna win this I am gonna first try this I'm gonna be a voice actor if any games hit me up I'll voice act I couldn't remember for a second which is awkward oh wait I actually might die God I hate that attack I think I think I can beat this fight I think I can I think I can [Music] okay that was lucky no we don't heal this we tank another attack unless it's the BS one look at that attack is just unfair I think we tank another one okay not great we can heal again okay we're down to the last two pieces of food and we're only halfway hey I didn't mess that up you can get stardew Valley in a Chromebook oh my God 198 yeah oh wait it's over goodbye oh my God never mind yeah it's drover oh 254 never mind wait I believe I can just not get hit on the easy attacks but that is a steep order unfortunately 278 I'm doing more and more I'm doing more and more damage I think I have to survive two more we have to heal we have to heal okay what that was 600 damage ah so that is how it is I remember the day after my son died the entire underground was devoid of Hope the future had once again been taken from us by humans in a fit of anger I declared war I said that I would destroy any human that came here I would use their souls to become Godlike and free us from this terrible prison then I would destroy humanity and led monsters rule the surface in peace soon the people's hope return my wife however became disgusted with my actions she left this place never to be seen again I forgot about the queen what the heck truthfully I do not want Power I do not want to hurt anyone I just wanted everyone to have hope I could not take this any longer I just want to see my wife I just want to see my child please young one this war has gone on long enough you have the power take my soul and leave this cursed place I mean he wants to go see his wife and kids but I can't kill him uh I can't decide I'm sparing him after everything I've done to hurt you you would rather stay down here and suffer than live happily on the surface I human I promise you for as long as you remain here my wife and I will take care of you as best we can we can sit in the living room telling stories eating butterscotch pie we could be like family flowey attack what what this freaking guy you idiot you haven't learned a thing in this world it's kill or be killed oh I have to fight flowey I have no pieces of food bro my Game just crashed one day uh I'm kind of just a dude being a guy is this necessary oh a save point excellent oh I didn't I didn't want that anyway it's me flowey flowey the flower I owe you a huge thanks you really did a number on that old fool without you I never could have gone past them but now with your help he's dead okay well I spared him so it's not my freaking fault okay and I've got the human Souls boy I've been empty for so long feels great to have a soul inside me again I can feel them wriggling yeah okay dude oh you're feeling left out aren't you after all I only have six Souls I still need one more before I become God and then with my newfound powers monsters humans everyone I'll show them all the real meaning of this world oh and forget about escaping your old save file it's gone forever but don't worry your old friend flowey has worked out a replacement for you I'll save over your own death so you can watch me tear you to bloody pieces what am I looking at okay nice okay nice that is pretty horrifying what is that even meant to be okay yeah that seems like a pretty dodgeball attack okay well morning what goodbye hello hi I'm so dead goodbye oh okay okay cool cool cool cool cool cool cool awesome pretty nice what the bro what am I playing right now this isn't exactly super consistent with the art style of the game Toby Fox warning again is that good last time oh wait why is that side flashing oh brother random attacks my favorite hey man you called for help yeah again if possible please bless up come here since I didn't fully heal it so over it's unfathom the way over what is happening what is happening what is happening I'm so confused what stop loading my files bruh okay blue heart now cool nice um this song really just has more this game really just has one song it just plays slightly variated the whole game man yeah would be much obliged okay cool cool yeah that's not my Mercurial okay yeah Venus flytrap's cool yeah just go ahead man flamethrowers again awesome love it hey I could use another heel these are mean words I'm not a fan act my favorite word he called for help in purple heart shout out okay this is that that attack season so what stop I literally said to stop saving randomly please boss this is I'm not sure if I'm like hanging on my thread if the game's not letting me die okay this is cool I'm so dead [Music] ow eggs excellent very base very based trash aim worst damn I've ever seen ow okay never mind I'll take it back hey buddy thanks hi you shoot heels now please what's up heal me up thanks gang is that all of them hey guys hey Buddies you gonna help me kill him I've only done like 30 damage hope flowers defense dropped to zero I'm winning thank you foreign was just pulling out all stops got you that time thumbs up cool appreciate the support is that a screaming face on the TV screen no no this can't be happening you you idiot well this isn't super Fair do you really think you could defeat me I'm the God of this world and you you're hopeless hopeless and alone golly that's right you're worthless friends can't save you now call for help I dare you I did the darkness mommy daddy somebody help see what good it does to you okay sure you called for help data but nobody came boy what a shame nobody else is gonna get to see you die what how'd you well I'll just load failed well where are my Powers oh hey guys the souls what are they doing what you can't do that you're supposed to obey me stop stop it okay oh boy oh boy well I'm a morally consistent man so what are you doing you really think I've learned anything from this ah sparing me won't change anything killing me is the only way to end this I don't believe it if you let me live I'll come back I'll kill you no you won't no you won't load bro I'll kill everyone unlikely I'll kill everyone you love nah nah why I got no enemies bro I'm just chill like that so nice to me I can't understand I can't understand I just can't understand flowey ran away and that right there was the neutral Road ending but the true pacifist ending is way cooler so I quickly play through the end of that I helped Alpha sen and Dan go on a date very wholesome very cute then explored a very scary laboratory with failed experiments on monsters that like killed them infused them together to create horrifying creatures like this they're not that harmless though they were just hungry apparently I know I'm going fast but the video is already kind of long then after that it was time to face Azrael again if you want to the full uncut VOD go to my second Channel ready this is so similar to the neutral oh my gosh human it was nice to meet you goodbye what already [Music] what Deja Vu question mark what a miserable miserable creature torturing such a poor innocent soul do not be afraid my child it is I toriel your friend and guardian at first I thought I would let you make your journey alone but I could not stop worrying about you your adventure must have been so treacherous and ultimately it would burn you with a horrible choice to leave this place you'd have to take the life of another person you'd have to defeat asgore however I realized it is not right to Simply sacrifice someone simply to let someone leave here is that not what I've been trying to prevent this whole time so for now let us suspend this battle as terrible as asgore is he deserves Mercy too don't worry you came back do not Tory Me Dreamer you pathetic welp oh my God if you really want to free your kind you could have gone through the barrier after you got one Soul taken six Souls from the human then come back and freed everyone peacefully but instead you made everyone live in despair because you would rather wait here meekly hoping another human never comes God damn why is she kind of like going in Tori you're right I am a miserable creature but do you think we can at least be friends again no asgore oh my God he looks very sad uh asgore human nobody fight each other everyone's gonna make friends or else all all [Music] hello I am toriel are you the human's friend it is nice to meet you uh yeah nice to meet you okay what the freak is happening yes Gore is that your ex that's a rough buddy hey nobody hurt each other oh are you another friend I am toriel hello uh haha there's two of them hey nobody find anyone if anyone fights anyone then I'll be forced to ask undyne for help hello oh hello your majesty hey human did escrow shave and clone himself no way it's Sans hey guys what's up that voice hello I think we may know each other oh hey I recognize your voice too I am toriel so nice to meet you the name's Sam and uh same oh wait then this must be your brother Papyrus greetings Papyrus it's so nice to finally meet you your brother told me so much about you Wowie I can't believe asgore's clone knows who I am this is the best day of my life hey Papyrus what does a skeleton tile his roof with snow proof roof tiles no silly a skeleton tiles his roof with shingles I changed my mind this is the worst day of my life come on asgore it's gonna be okay there are plenty of fish in the sea yes and that's totally right about that fish thing sometimes you just gotta uh stop going after the furry boss monsters and uh just just get to know a really cute fish all said it's a metaphor so true well um I think it's a good analogy oh my God will you two just smooch already the audience is dying for some romantic action hey shut up man the nerve of that guy right office uh office no he's right let's do it bro what the freak is happening well uh I guess if you want to then don't hold anything back what this is wait not in front of the human uh right sorry I got a little carried away there oh my God it's the whole Squad my child it seems as if you must stay here for a while but looking at all the great friends you've made I think I think you will be happy here hey that that reminds me Papyrus you called everyone here right well besides uh her uh anyway if I got here before you how did you know to call everyone let's just let's just say a tiny flower helped me a tiny flower everyone's about to die yeah what what is this guy's problem man well you guys were having your little pow-wow I took the human souls and now not only are those under my power but all of your friend's souls are gonna be mine too I know what the best part is God I hate I okay no it's his little smug smile is kind of funny I'm not gonna lie it's all your fault it's literally not the freaking victim blame me man because you made them love you all the time he's been listening to them encouraging them caring about them without that they wouldn't have come here and now with their souls and the humans together I will achieve my real form why am I still doing this don't you get it this is all just a game if you leave the underground satisfied you'll win the game if you win you won't want to play with me anymore and what would I do then but this game between us will never end I'll hold victory in front of you just within your reach and then tear it away just before you grasp in over and over and over listen if you do defeat me I'll give you your happy ending I'll bring your friends back I'll destroy the barrier everyone will finally be satisfied but that won't happen you I'll keep you here no matter what even if it means killing you one million times that is not necessary bro this guy is such a low oh huh what do not be afraid my child wait toriel swagging out question mark no matter what happens we will always be there to protect you oh Spear and Bone that's right human you could win just do what I would do believe in you hey human if you get past me you can do anything so don't worry we're with you all the way huh you haven't beaten this guy yet come on this weirdo's got nothing on you true he's right actually technically it's impossible for you to beat him but but somehow I no you can do it human for the future of humans and monsters you have to stay determined yeah I figured we're with you too Lala oh my goodness you've got to win you can do it ribbon profound statement Ribbit ERG no unbelievable this can't be happening you you I can't believe you're all so stupid all of your souls are mine oh wait we kind of grouped up yeah that wasn't the smartest play no way who's this guy what's going on buddy do you just do the okay hand finally I was so tired of being a flower look at this dude Gog are you there it's me your best friend asriel Dreamer okay a little bit overkill on the text low bro It's The End I'm feeling I'm feeling like dreaming you think about why you're here now you can feel the empty space in your inventory gets smaller and smaller Good Start Good Start Good Start Good Start Good Start nice it's the end no way okay I'm hoping this time you've all done you're hoping at least how much damage will take this turn okay I cannot see I'm so bad oh my God you're just a shocker break okay let's chat on some chips you know I don't care about destroying this world anymore you just want to destroy me blah blah blah wait did I get hit by those oh I totally did and Chaos saber I made more chips after I had a defeat you and gained total control over the timeline I just want to reset everything all your progress everyone's memories I'll bring them all back to zero I would not enjoy that okay the LSD attacks are kind of crazy not gonna lie as is already star blazing okay what happens if I use one of the last oh my God it became true and your HP was maxed out then we can do everything all over okay why is this guy want to repeat the pass man just live in the freaking present yeah I'm not getting hit once this attack I'm him I'm ready I'm dialed in okay I'm gonna hit one get hit once okay I'm gonna hit twice that's it though and you know the best part of all this is you'll do it kind of kind of garbanzo and then you'll lose to me again foreign this fight is sick and again wait I literally didn't die but it Refuge no I didn't mean to do that I hate random attacks I hate random attacks I hate it's not even random you can dodge this you're just bad man oh my oh my that's not this truly is not that hard isn't that delicious your determination the power to let you get this far is gonna be your downfall no no enough messing around honestly true I am messing around it's time to purge this timeline once and for all okay that's kind of scary what is happening uh I'm not a fan can you freaking stop man what is this guy's problem what did we even do to him even after that attack you're still standing in my way wow you really are something special but don't get cocky up until now I've only been using a fraction of my real power let's see what good your determination is against this bro what is your I can't I can't I can't move I'm sad can move your body hold my true power ouch every time you die your grip on this world slips away every time you die your friends forget you a little more your life will end here in a world where no one remembers you God damn this guy's just kind of mean you're still hanging on that's fine in a few moments you'll forget everything too attitude attitude will serve you well in your next line or for her still come on show me what good your determination is now does little bro have one attack okay well you struggle nothing happened tried to reach your save file nothing happened try it again to reach your save file and nothing happened seems saving the game really isn't possible but maybe with what little power you have you can save something else uh uh Sans you reach out to asriel soul and called out to your friends they're in there somewhere aren't they within the depths of azrael's Soul something resonating the lost souls appeared he told the lost soul of bad fun about skeletons suddenly the memories are flooding back no wait you're my friend I could never capture you nah I'm burning for you kid let's go Sans am Papyrus toriel next you tell the lost soul you prefer cinnamon instead of butterscotch suddenly her memories are flooding back your fate is up to you now you are our future your jumbles harder Junior drum roll is light work for a guy like me personally gave the lost soul a big smile like you remember she likes to do suddenly the memories are flooding back well some humans are okay I guess true true Alpha's next do I have to save her man just kidding you asked the lost soul for help on a quiz question suddenly memories are flooding back no that's not true my friends like me and I like you too thanks Alphas feel your souls friendzels resonating within Azrael save someone else you're interested your friends remember you something else began resonating within the soul stronger and stronger it seems that there's still one last person that needs to be saved but who suddenly you realize you reach out and call their name huh what are you doing watch him die again I will almost certainly just kidding I'm him no way real real [Music] oh poor little guy oh [Music] you feel your friend Souls resonating Within asriel what did you do what's this feeling what's happening to me no no I don't need anyone stop it get away from me you hear me I'll tear you apart Doug you know why I'm doing this why I keep fighting to keep you around I'm doing this because you're special Doug you're the only one that understands me you're the only one that's any any fun to play with anymore no that's not just it I I I'm doing this because I care about you Doug I care about you more than anyone else please stop doing this and just let me win stop it stop it now bro I'm in the the Millions duck I'm So Alone guck I'm so afraid God I I oh poor little guy I'm so sorry you know what it's okay man happens to the best of us I was always a crybaby wasn't I gug I know you're not actually Gog are you Doug's been gone for a long time um what what is your name Frisk that's a nice name Frisk I haven't felt like this for a long time as a flower I was so less I lacked the power to love other people however with everyone's Soul inside me I not only have my own compassion back but I can feel every other monsters as well they all care about each other so much and they care about you too Frisk I wish I could tell you how everyone feels about you Papyrus Sans undyne alphys toriel monsters are weird even though they barely know you it feels like they all really love you Frisk I I understand if you can't forgive me oh look at how cute he is how could anyone not forgive that little face I understand if you hate me I acted so strange and horrible I hurt you I hurt so many people friends family bystanders there's no excuse for what I've done what frisk come on you're you're gonna make me cry again besides even if you do forgive me I can't keep these Souls inside of me the least I can do is return them but first there's something I have to do right now I can feel everyone's heart beating as one they're all burning with the same Desire with everyone's power with everyone's determination it's time for Monsters to finally go free always determined backwards it's going backwards what the oh my God that is a lot of souls Jesus wait are we gonna see the six humans oh big crack the barrier was destroyed God damn he's t-posing Frisk I have to go now without the power of everyone's Souls I can't keep maintaining this form a little while we'll turn back into a flower I'll stop being myself I'll stop being able to feel love again so Frisk it's best if you just forget about me okay just go be with the people who love you I'm gonna comfort him because I feel bad no oh God please don't I don't want to let go it's so over it's so over frisk gear you're gonna do a great job okay no matter what you do everyone will be there for you okay well my time's running out goodbye man no way it's so over by the way Frisk take care of Mom and Dad for me okay I will frisk this is all just a bad dream please wake up little does he know their divorce don't say that oh you are awake thank goodness we we were so worried it felt like you were out forever yeah any longer and I would have been freaked out tell us next time you decide to take a nap okay yeah you made Papyrus cry like a baby what I didn't cry I don't cry period I just caught something in my eye what did you catch tears okay you're so you're so oh okay this guy how about we give them space first they must be very exhausted but from what I am not certain Frisk we do not remember exactly what happened there was a flower and then everything went white but now the barrier is gone when you're ready we will all return to the surface it seems the door to the east will lead us there now this is where is this where I started [Music] if you leave here your adventure will really be over your friends will follow you out of the Underground I'm ready I'm dead no way the sun oh my isn't it beautiful wow it's it's it's even better than on TV way better better than I ever imagined Frisk you live with this the sunlight is so nice I really feel alive hey Sans what's that giant ball we call that the sun my friend that's the sun wowie wow we indeed I can't believe I'm finally meeting the sun little bro said meeting I could stand here and watch this for hours yes it is beautiful is it not but we should really think about what comes next oh Ryan everyone this is the beginning of a bright new future an era of peace between humans and monsters frisk I have something to ask of you will you act as our ambassador to the humans I'm like six years old man the Ambassador yes I will I'll do my best yeah Frisk will be the best Ambassador and I the great papyrus will be the best mascot I'll go make a good first impression okay it's kind of over someone's gotta keep him from getting into trouble see you guys man do I have to do everything Papyrus wait hey I'm dying wait up whoops uh should I do something well gotta go and we're back with toriel once again seems that everyone is quite eager to set off frisk you came from this world right so you must have a place to return to do you not what will you do now stay I want to stay with you what frisk you really are a funny child if you said that earlier none of this would have happened it is a good thing you took so long to change your mind well I suppose if you really do not have any other place to go I will do my best to take care of you for as long as you need all right now come along oh everyone is waiting for us oh that's the OG walking cutscene in the beginning of the game huh that's pretty good I had to cut a whole lot out of this video so it wasn't like 10 hours long so if you want to see my full uncut stream odds click the video on screen right now if you're fiend in for more undertale

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Published: Fri Sep 15 2023