"I could catch that on the toilet!" Best of Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson Mic'd Up

because i got a lot to say what you want to do you know i don't play i'm in hawaii with my dog winning fred who just go oh my god he getting that bread which i want to do y'all want to see your boy ocho naw i ain't no freaking toy today on the best of sound effects the solid gold sounds of chad ochocinco i'm gonna give you your money's worth before i leave the day how do you stop 85 hey i can catch that one sitting on the toilet we're going to win this game today whatever you want to do baby i got you man you call me ultra single when i say chad please i ain't wearing no underwear today i ain't gonna go with no underwear that's not what knows well you ain't gonna wear no underwear they're good cause i'm coming up yet what y'all talking about y'all talking about me i know you can't cover you too pretty right now number two you're too pretty what you looking at huh what you looking at 240 pounds i don't care what you is i don't care what you are now you don't even speak to me man you can say without you don't say nothing they all scared to death over here they don't want to talk they don't want to play no ball bro rockets [ __ ] to their eyes i was 35. man they all suck man come on just me it's me i just want to know how it's 35. horrible hey come on i'm coming i want you right now all right that's why i need you [Applause] hey you got charles graham walking you there at the end there good thing you hopped here you know they've never heard the end of that [Applause] when charles grant i'm more quick hey if i hear he had caught me i would have had to retire nah hell no i come on bart man god lee we having a simple conversation you're the bad guy tonight no no you're in the bar look at the bar look at the ball look at molly bart hey there you go there you go hey i'm not the bad guy i love you come on i love you hey well yeah he's me i told him you i told him you're talking ice cream yeah you know thank you we're trying to show you some house brutality buddy [Applause] go [Applause] [Music] [Music] hey can you tell somebody to throw you the ball throw me the ball i would love to okay i'm always open there's three things in life that's certain death taxes and 85 will always be open what a plan nobody's counting me i'm like life insurance [Music] i got you now your insurance down here i got you covered baby come on there [Music] throwing end zone touchdown chad johnson i can catch that one sitting on the toilet chad's out there got it throws long wide open touchdown chad [Applause] why straight up coming up why did chad johnson become chad ochocinco ochocinco from now on anybody that writes about whatever i say today you call me ultra single cannot say chad what's up man how you doing good to see you good to see you i think he's good yeah he's good i was looking for your ass there but i know i was looking for so we're double covering this so you feel the night off oh come on oh yeah one double 85 that's our call one double eighty-five no matter where i go eighty yeah so you can't hide come on coach you serious are you just playing just tell me just playing i'm gonna watch you run in the end zone and spike the ball here if i get an end zone make sure you keep the camera on me [Applause] and now everybody into the dance floor and a little dance from chad johnson a little jig in new orleans i got a great celebration for you guys again just wait and see the next one and he's going up to the cameras and now he's running the camera he's taking the crowd shot chad johnson on the sideline he got underneath like he was proposing to daphne over there and uh i don't know if daphne accepted or not it's actually pretty funny it's a character and chad is rewarding some of the fans chad johnson [Applause] call me call me call me call me me right here now i'm the black mexican now so what's the difference my name isn't chad no more we celebrating spanish here this month right in the month of october in the nfl ocho cinco from now on anybody that writes about whatever i say today you call me auto single do not say chad you don't get a pay cut [Music] [Applause] i know i'm good now i know i'm good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let's go yeah i'm cramping i'm cramping i can't burst like i want to okay if i when i kick it i'm a cramped it got to be my sauce it don't make no sense it's only my calf it got to be my sock nothing you taking anything for the game yeah viagra that'll make your crown [Applause] you ain't had the whole time like that you're supposed to be family i hit rate by accident i thought i was gonna win because he didn't see me coming i tried to hit ray when he wasn't looking hey i thought i got a good shot but i failed something ain't right well on that plate when rudy's coming i tried to blindside ray he ran me over i spent last night in holiday inn express they got great bands that's right yeah i gotta use the bathroom i got time i got time to lose the bathroom i got to keep real bad they just gave me the iv they getting the ball i got to raise the [Music] bathroom ready [Music] sit right here for me [Music] [Applause] [Music] up next do you have the answer to chad's question i got a trivia question how do you stop 85 what an unbelievable catch by chad johnson i asked you a trivia question before the game started i still need that answer we got to pay the lotto the lotto 12 million that other like 360 something well yeah here here 360 something what is it that meg or something make a mega powerball it's three it's three seven well yeah three months but we need to go play that well we win that we could we could buy it we could buy the team yeah why y'all what's up today you tired secret sir i want to be one of the greatest you ever played this game that's not the secret but i want to be better than rice that's right y'all got to help me and we're going to help you there you go there you go there you go manage it away [Music] this is what you call putting in work right here why is he trying to come over here and scrape me man you slightly disrespecting me right now too tell them game career yeah expect that when you need a man thank you man you said it right the first time you think about it i do yeah [Music] if you get in front of me your coach gonna tell you just come on back i'm gonna knock your goals out your mouth tell them oh so now you think you're hitting you're not ronnie you're not right put your equipment on put your equipment on tell them [Music] [Applause] [Music] ain't nothing going right buddy gonna make it go right right now let's go behind the board in front of the ball too [ __ ] humping right now [Music] [Applause] come baby on know pissed off got levels okay i must get you level one to five what level you i'm on fire like i'm pissed off to the highest of positivity that ain't even the word but i know but we just made it up let's [Music] that's what you got to trust me i got you trust me cars cars [Applause] [Music] warmer to throw on first down blitz is picked up he's going [Music] [Applause] chad home ran a phenomenal route that nine stops that was nice palmer again looking to throw and looking got chad down the middle of the field carson palmer chad ocho cinco are starting to get into cinco you gotta tell me what you want me to do what do you want to do i can go because he's doing this and you can back shoulder when you get the first down how about how about you run a hit how would that be bingo looking for chad in the back of the end zone touchdown nice that's calling yeah you're in the pros now somebody just got out of the car good job good job [Applause] but the same question still lies year after year how do you stop 85 i got a trivia question it's a new year same old question how do you stop 85 [Applause] yes another touchdown for chad [Music] what an johnson catch by chad johnson if they stop me today any any coverage two man 55 color two man-to-man i will give you my game [Music] they are pressing me one-on-one with no help take advantage of it let's go effort you talk about body control thank you dawg thank you baby [Music] y'all can't be talking about nothing double 85 that's it hey cause they definitely don't mean they gonna stop me now i promise double team triple team they might have to put bush davis out there i got everything i don't care what defense i don't care how many people they got on me and don't got to be close got chad johnson out there johnson another spectacular catch by chad johnson 85 who can cover him he says nobody i asked you a trivia question before the game started i still need that answer still to come what is chad ochocinco's most famous catchphrase what's up with the what's up that's what's up well you gonna kiss the baby today straight up please you know how easy you're doing we will show these back up oh you can get on the handlebar [Laughter] let's get it then you had the pegs on the front watch the car watch [Applause] please you know what y'all please me like if somebody come to you coach come to you and be like man did he cover you you just look at coach be like man coach chad please cause you really disrespecting me right child please child please child please child please child please child please mean so many different things like like man get out my face you feel me especially down there you really shouldn't call from up here maybe up here yeah but that's where we push that so we don't need to call what you're gonna get right right child please let me get a child please on three one two three please [Music] hey how'd you feel to throw the meat man i didn't feel thrown to me see how there's nobody around me this is how it is in the field of pray also [Music] i'm trying to get him up there to get up there and press come on come on we gonna make the highlight reel all right i need to get in there i need you to shake by three people to go about eighty eight minutes if i go 85 35 yeah about 90. no 85 is a better the best number you've been against nobody they're all good i mean they all good yeah but the whole point for me i ain't gonna lie to you is understanding what they good at and what they don't do well and usually they don't do well to my advantage right they all good yeah they can all run yeah they all got speed yeah you know everybody feeling as good as others you got quicker corners you got slower corners right so i understand what i'm going against and like you know like we gained playing for a team yeah you know i game playing in my own head on what i'm playing against what i do the best person as far as got everything hip speed yeah and champ you know everything to my complete package right you know yeah he's different like than going again looking inside yeah yeah he he played his own technique nobody else played that but him i don't know if this is a big joke or what but chad johnson was kicking into the kicking that shane graham was standing there watching i would call that a big joke shane graham is aggravated or groin preventive they don't want him kicking any more tonight you got to be kid wow chad ocho cinco is going to kick the extra point hey you know what i heard he kicks pretty well yeah look at that oh joe chad ocho cinco with plenty of height drills it right down the middle [Music] if we don't win this game i'm not doing my job i got you y'all got to give me a shot baby whatever you want to do baby i got you man i got you touchdown chad johnson as he loses his helmet everybody got to dominate the individual game johnson has had himself a day and the bengals take the lead i'm going to give you your money's worth before i leave the day [Music] touchdown that's what it takes to get where i want to [Music] where i want to be [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] and they can fly you want to see him fly watch this sticks too man yeah i showed him you took my wish i wish for the lombardi trophy you laughing i'm dead

Channel: NFL Films

Views: 1,210,380

Keywords: NFL, Football, NFL Films, American Football, chad ochocinco micd up funny, chad ochocinco, chad johnson micd up, chad johnson

Id: ClLu5xzgr2c

Length: 22min 20sec (1340 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Raider5151]

I think if Chad Johnson stuck around AJ Green would've been the #1 receiver in the NFL in his rookie year. I also think 2011 and 2012 would've been Superbowl teams.

Death

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And 85 always gonna be open