Building Universities that Teach Pain and Suffering in Two Point Campus

smart lad talented he'll go far very far oh no a university should be a center of learning excellence a pure minded brain temple for the brightest and best we want to make sure they get the proper combat tutorials they need for only the highest minded things a shimmering totem to the educational arts okay we're going to teach you to swipe your food quickly that's just how they work in like medieval times yes sorry that sounds awful i want to see the best party campus you can build i never went to parties i went home on the train at like 10 p.m every evening because i want to be up bright and early welcome to a new campus how long do you think it takes to mow that lawn so let's just like let's get about a quarter of it marked down we can just pop a little door there if we have spy school with clown college that's like training johnny english actually if okay if rowan atkinson is the inspiration here right mr bean blackadder and johnny english we have all our bases covered every camp oh yeah we'll also hide like the stocks oh good like if you don't pass here i'm gonna have an example made to you we need this to be an expensive college very prestigious i gotta hire all the teachers teachers let's get nigel boop is jeff burp he drops litter but he's got good hygiene uh we have to think about the floor plan that we want for this college so i think we've if we fill it from the back and then work our way forward it does mean it's gonna look a bit abandoned and derelict for a while but eventually we fill all this space in and then it works fine okay this is why you shouldn't have applied for the student grant and we want to put this like right next to the door but specifically making life difficult for these people fixing valid items what's wrong with it is there a cactus in the way yeah it's just the cactus oh thank god yep no that's all it was like wait a minute there's a problem with this room that plant can't go there you know when you're at a friend's house and you don't know if anyone's in the toilet or not and it's awkward there's like some noise going you know you don't want to make a fuss you just want to use the lure no if it's safe well now this toilet is visible from all angles so you don't have that problem you will accurately be able to pinpoint if someone is pooping there's nothing worse than like a cold toilet seat except of course student loans and the state of the planet but that's why we're going to solve that take your mind off some of that you want to have a parody here oh hi we need to make one go let's make a single shower that's it for the entire university you're gonna think you [ __ ] died if you have a class in here now we need we need to make it party central now that's why we need a good dormitory this is gonna be a [ __ ] prison complex yo sometimes the worrying camp says i wish i could stay out late so i can see all my friends but now every time you go to the bed you get to see everyone everyone's in the room together double jump bed increases attractiveness healthiness develop romances oh no no we're not we're not having any of that in our campus no that's this is a christian sober party okay you gotta leave room for jesus here i don't recall the episode of mr bean where he [ __ ] i really want to give him a joust in field oh yeah oh let's just have them [ __ ] attacking each other here's the audience to watch the joust you know that seems like a parody we got like a mini renaissance fair going on here just to keep them on the toes they don't know which one's loaded [Music] uh professor professor sorry you moved like five degrees out of my line of sight can you i can only see you directly if you stand perfectly still because you know like if you're in a party campus who wants to pay attention to classes with this college setup now you physically can't sell the room i can make this so much worse did you say something cheech [Music] this is going to be the worst [ __ ] class but this is great for the parody atmosphere because now some of the class will be like oh come on like the class the next morning isn't that important i don't know man i want to get an early night i have to navigate the classroom is it really worth it students uh last lecture as you were leaving i couldn't help it over here one of you was calling me a a right prick behind my back well i can show you a real prick as you navigate the deadly labyrinth i've set because that room is now prestige 11. uh we need to get these teachers a staff room this is just kind of [ __ ] with the glass windows oh no no we should move this no no okay delete the glass windows using the academic exercise course okay they don't want that can i just set up a dig site [Music] let's just demolish the grass it's just a quarry okay this is where the fun happens they got a sofa and a foosball table that's the real party that's why you come that's college and society life no we all have dreams and that's when we go to college and this becomes the new nine to five it's realistic here they come they're being dropped off they're not all getting out of this car are they okay oh holy [ __ ] they're all here look how many medieval nights we have we can schedule an event in the student lounge a student lounge party it's about to get wild in here oh here they go someone has a medical issue okay hang on keep enjoying the party keep enjoying the party look at them go they're having so much fun we already turned the monthly profit of 277 grand crunch numbers that only i'm going to pass this year of course it's hard to trust my working out could you check 16 students are at risk of failing an example now no class everyone settle down once you've all taken your seats i can start today's lesson might take a while why is everything breaking that guy just broke that toilet i've already got one janitor but he's not even doing a good job of keeping all the cacti alive i don't know if i want to hire more just delete them and replace them that's cheaper than higher than our chat that's perfect this janitor got tired of course staff turnover why didn't i think of that earlier i don't need to hire another one i just need fresh blood they need to unionize i can build my student unit oh don't worry don't no we'll give him the chance just like to see him use it it's not going to let me block it entirely they might not be able to work their way in actually perfect there's no staff great we just keep a vacancy there [ __ ] cute hey uh greg you almost done in there uh there's a lot of students just kind of aimlessly wandering i'm trying to set up a parody i want to make them an arcade but because i'm not going to be able to get clearance for that we'll disguise it as a library it's going to let me make it like a museum okay maybe this maybe this is the fun on campus you know you want a wild party night party night that's why you get to learn about our university founders okay now that's pretty wild park bench oh yeah things are really heating up now present bench whoa why why is everyone freaking out risk of failing the year oh no oh that icon's appearing a lot i couldn't figure out i was suddenly so nervous about my friend and now i understand yes benji satan has tempted you rowan atkinson university bean academy no one graduated and 23 students have failed no one dropped out though they're not doing great but they're still here oh wait can i can i copy paste a room okay this is going to make it significantly easier perfect i want to leave like one more room for kevin i don't think there's like a soup room i can make just put a [ __ ] that is actually oddly menacing this is a gross misuse of university funds okay that'll really freak him out he doesn't like soup perfect uh he's gonna have to clean up some of this space so we can actually work on the campus um i'm just gonna preemptively just delete this forum oh the grass is just dead this is a fun party campus as well look at our student union room and we got like the hippest library in town you're a fan of plants oh they're all dead if you're a fan of plants we got you covered oh there's the york shirt what are you doing in here what are you doing in my zen den i find a nice quiet brew just perfectly balances the morning you know incredible however busy you are it's important to stop and smell the roses this challenge is about creating a natural oasis of calm relaxation and all that peaceful stuff you must always have more gardens than classrooms flower it up okay right we gotta make a jungle thank you lawrence this is spiff's campus that he designed uh i don't know anything about this other than the context that he hopes i'm able to escape the bone zone did he just wall off this part of the campus i actually get to see what other people did what was what was happening in this part of the hall why does it look like it's been robbed no there's only one guy on the dance floor too okay so so the next challenge is to make it a garden for some reason smith is made in a barren wasteland as far as i'm concerned here so we gotta try actually fix this i could fill the entire campus with these it's not looking too good to zen garden like no matter what i do here the the grass is dead oh thank god okay all right let's let's restore this corner perfect it's about sending a message sometimes okay so there's somewhere they can use the bathroom out here you got you got to walk for it it's a bit of a trip we can actually make this look kind of nice in this [ __ ] wasteland what's with all the fountains i mean i i i need something that makes it zen and peaceful you know that's what the sound of like all the russian waters for the menu says hot dogs put one in front of the order some spicy meatballs at the end a new semester at college i wonder what's going on oh my god oh we can do so much with this now we can make the bathroom like even worse to get the this guy is now locked inside i'll get i'll get you out soon bud fresh air he's feeling happy well we made a prison complex move all bathrooms and keep the one in the private car yes oh if i make a massive hedge maze for the only bathroom okay let's get to it the deleting montage [Music] i got a lot of setup to get here but it's looking much more zen zen overdose perfect it's now time to build the bat okay and if we put a game on maximum fast forward the question is how many people will actually be able to use the toilet in the span of a year half of august is now almost gone so it's already been like two weeks this guy oh man i really need to go no one is made it is now december put a couple of snacks in there as well make it a holy pilgrimage you've just given me an idea okay what if hang on this guy he's just waiting for his first customer he's almost here he's bursting for this oh no he has a weak platter over half of the academic year is over but our first member of staff has made it to the bathroom he's done it he's he's yeah he's gonna take the shower while he's here you might as well man he might as well this guy really needs to lose he bought the hot dog first interesting strategy okay now if we pass time here's what we can do these people have unsuspectingly entered the hedge maze what i can do is i can now make it longer it's take it takes over half the year to even get to the bathroom uh meaning that a full trip to the toilet and back takes at least one academic year do you think he'll make it before the end of the academic year i'm going to i'm going to expel him if he doesn't no he's stuck behind someone he's not gonna make it i had some cute flowers for the zen i can make it look like beautiful from the outside the game crashed no i shouldn't have tried to make it beautiful i shouldn't have tried i don't know why so many games we play turn into like ant colonies it always seems to go this way 100 pass rate people are graduating environment attractiveness that's gone up it's a higher percent than it was campus of the year the most audaciously prestigious and finely decorated facility look at them they've all got their degrees he's daydreaming he's thirsty absolutely bursted and bored but it's okay cause he's leaving someone's got to get their hot dog in though oh no the only toilet broke wait no way you're the janitor you got to fix it man why you leave that's the only toilet they just came to get a hot dog look how attractive it is what happened there oh someone took a [ __ ] on the ground right i didn't even try hide that that's like as exposed as it could possibly be no i've already done it wrong okay how how do i get someone else to [ __ ] themselves okay now we wait okay you just stay there watch it okay great perfect someone else took a [ __ ] on the ground there we go it's perfect it's a love bench too so maybe some romantic times here they got it the shrine has been desecrated trap the offender in the shrine and make a new offer and sure you look guilty oh no that that's alarmingly bad 13 people still graduated we made a zen garden i feel so much more relaxed now uh so that would be kevin's problem now i'm guessing this is anna's promo [Music] yeah hi mom yeah how'd you play chase lawrence please violet chess move in the world of higher education we tend to think that happiness and good grades are the same thing but what if we're being too hard on ourselves with happiness is success spoiler alert it is uh-oh so how's this for a challenge happiness first grade second i want you to make a happy campus full of merry beaming students and staff and we can worry about the failure rate later but then again if you're happy have you ever truly failed so we just get to forsake education that's like the one thing you're not supposed to do i would have thought but okay i actually might be kind of good at this challenge iot's inner teacher is screaming my mom actually uh was a teacher she's retired now i remember i used to tell her that it's like yeah i'm gonna be a teacher too when i when i grow up and like her advice to me was don't this is anna's starting map which spiff has then contributed to and now we are going to contribute to as well smith wrote me up some like spark notes for this as well the music students are to never be taught anything they exist to have the tuition fees harvested posh people are to be taught and looked after they are the financial backbone of the world and by that i mean they are expensive and live off of the music students tuition fees oh this is one of those colleges see if you can delete the wall and i cleaned up some of anna's bins there are still a lot of bins okay okay what is going on here all right oh wait now hang on i can do it it's just going to take a considerably long time god lover like i i can i think i can tell like what parrot was anna's input because this bit of the campus actually looks really lovely and nice and it's just when you move over here you can kind of tell what spiff's done i know how to make them happy because if the rich hate poor people what if i make it so that the poor have a completely separate campus that only they go to okay perfect so if we have this wall that surrounds the campus then this means any windows um are effectively useless now we need them to know their place works surprisingly well can't be any nature left alive oh that might delete the wall too do you want to sell 253 in paladin okay the wall has been removed the grass is gone welcome to poor people campus this looks like it's gonna be someone's like apartment uh but then it don's need this is the entire campus for the poor people uh we're gonna build them pastoral support uh but we will not assign anyone that sounds about right oh let's unlock the partition wall because with the partition wall we can just make this like randomly annoying for like no discernible reason it's just like how about we mess up like the acoustics in here because that's the whole point it's supposed to be like the recording room it's just gonna like bounce off the walls that's the only window and um what we'll put out here okay we'll put the love bench tree there because there is no love to be found it's a metaphor the window is too large okay hang on we can make it smaller i didn't think this game would oh my god they're under attack oh no we don't need this this is like an equalizing humanizing moment we don't need to remind these people that they're like just as fragile as the rest of us they have to think they're above everyone to maintain their happiness palpitation medicine of course we ought to give the rich access to health care um in contrast to the poor we're gonna put a cheesy gubbins machine i want to put it outside okay well maybe i can maybe i can um so the sole purpose of this new academic building is actually just for the cheesy gubbins machine um so we can put it as far away as possible also it's warm okay oh few awards okay how are we doing year eight 20 people failed that's literally every music student okay great we can start the dig site archaeology is now a thing there you go there's your classroom haha poor people am i right oh no way more afraid i quote comedy okay this is just to obscure our vision of the poor we don't want to acknowledge the real just that their money is that will make the rich happier here i'll put a bin out here to signify they are trash just rich people humor oh wait no hang on they're finding valuable treasures oh but it's okay because now that they've found it we can just sell the entire course there we go and now we get to pocket all those profits job done i'm gonna make it so they can't even access their desolate land ah the land's actually been purchased now and due to financial reasons um they've had to sell one of the o's on the side no wait hang on for financial reasons they've had to sell the r so now it just says poo just to symbolize that we've taken that part of the sign as well uh the extra hour is just gonna go on the rich people's uh side of campus the poor infiltrating in the rich building to use the bathroom is is it possible to add security that actually is a problem yeah the there's too many poor people around here okay what if okay this might be a little drastic what if i expel literally every music student because now we get their tuition fees uh but they don't receive any education in return see you later poor people look at that these guys are having a great time okay awards expecting high things half the college was expelled but it's okay because the book club's doing well i don't think we need so many janitors that will need the toilet looking for work don't bother using the toilet you should have known better billy monthly profit is up just like that it's that easy i think the problem is that the music students are dragging the happiness down because they they can't teach honestly i'm gonna just expel them again okay look it's on the rice 70 look they're all leaving they're taking the crying with them the grades have gone up too academic results are improving as the poor people leave it's now a c-plus it's a b i'm just like watching the happiness meter rather than trying to improve their lives come on be happy come on why aren't you happy i specifically requested it did you miss my memo you're supposed to be having a jolly good time right now okay but they're still happier now than they were before because we got rid of the poor people so i would say this is still a success all we had to do was eradicate the working class that's an okay sacrifice another career another life i was the drift queen no one could defeat me if only i'd have stuck with it then i wouldn't be bankrupt and living in my car if only lawrence i didn't see this a bit too his bit too personal being responsible with your money is so boring even if you're someone say gambling i want you to spend spend spend push responsibility down the stairs spending everything you have as soon as you have it the only thing i want to see you stockpiling is mild anxiety and a terrible credit rating i've got that already joke's on you the challenge is to spend everything is it i mean that sounds like something we do accidentally a lot of the time just by crypto oh we're gonna complete this task real quick uh interestingly this is the only map that's been on this is the only like different map everyone else chose the exact same one from the offset uh this is like an actual different campus layout here what what's going on here the garden is actually lovely look at that actually looks kind of nice like um i mean unless you look at it from the side it looks a bit weird there but from this angle oh there's a peace sign we need the money oh we could have just purchased this perfectly empty plot here um i just built all that up too what if we put everything in the market like non-stop but like there's nothing else in the university we can just fill it with marketing tables gotta spend the money somehow okay uh the most expensive thing we can put on the wall i think might be the hand sanitizer weirdly enough so we better we better stock up free alcohol i don't um i i think you might go blind okay the marketing department is looking fantastic um if we're going to have a significant loss of income the fastest way to do that is to make sure that we have as many drains on income as humanly possible so we're going to employ literally everyone based on current projects we were forecast to lose two million dollars this year okay we're almost there it's working well i can try i can try repair the peace sign maybe with the fountain of knowledge and then this bit goes in here and then we just do this line and the peace sign there with a hundred grand left what here looks like it would be it's how we're gonna spend the last of the budget that we got for college and then a poster of this guy dancing perfect how is this actually turning the profit i wasted so much of our funds half the academia has nowhere to work like they're stuck on the rocks okay salaries have to be yeah there we go we've been given an official warning due to our budget region minus 150 grand if our budget reaches minus 300 000 the campus will be shut down oh box that was that actually is part of the challenge as well the campus has to not close down i'm gonna need to let go of some of the staff because as it currently stands we're in a lot of trouble keep letting them go we'll get the sweet spot we just gotta ruin a lot of careers okay that that that was such a bad loss that there's an earthquake occurring no not the janitors adam sorry i need to make a sustainable university that generates no income i have to let some of the people go quickly fire the last of the academic staff it's just gonna be rob mr pyramids world oh no that's too much of a profit now i can't hire anyone i also can't repay any loan we have to slowly wait until we get enough money so that we can then spend that money to ensure we have no money it's turning too much of a profit the average grade has really gotten fat but they are happy i don't think they know any better they don't know what they're here for is there a library on campus is there anything that's letting them educate themselves yes there is okay we gotta take care of that they all wanna library okay really oh no look at all these happy results so many smiling faces right now some of us are looking a little crusty can we get some refreshments please thank you 82 percent of students are thirsty that's really bad they're not even complaining about the campuses like i'm just thirsty we need water okay right it's almost there it's really close they're so upset about the damn library i'm gonna stop checking my notifications it's just not worth it my phone is like going off right now only 27 students are thirsty now oh they've got access to water somewhere that's not good okay we're gonna have to delete the bathrooms i can't risk them having access to clean water the hand sanitizers is where they get in the water what's going on with this guy what the [ __ ] are you all right there oh it's just the nature club it's just the nature club how did the grades skyrocket how taking care of this that improved the results how we don't even have lecture halls anymore oh they're still learning and i knew this building was a mistake more fountains i don't like how the arcade cabinets are giving me income now fully discovered all the artifacts in your dig site place them around campus for attractiveness increase oh good god i can sell this for a million think of all the fountains we can buy replace the dormitory with fountains oh no they're all trying to sleep one space left on campus oh just geez that's pretty bad oh no everyone says wait no there's a guy he's happy but he's also thirsty and hungry excited for the fresh air though our campus is simply a plaza now there's no reason for people to come unless you work in the marketing department american department is eternal i kind of want to give them a dormitory again just because that was real [ __ ] funny hang on one person may rest let us in oh oh good god oh they don't look too well they're they're a lot of trouble they're starting to panic the hive is getting pretty agitated had a second bed i feel like they're that they're gonna be in a frenzy if we put this in okay they have a little more room they're gonna start spilling their top complaint is tired the tuition fees torment sorry there's no other details on the complacent dormitory you know what you've done here let's make it warm they're immediately considered dropping out the moment i put it down i was like no no [ __ ] this it's not worded anymore tired board stiff the dormitory why do they keep going in there's so many injured people at the top okay we're adding the bathroom on okay they're struggling with the doors a little bit uh that downgrade the side of the campus build this guy you stop okay uh that's his own fault okay it's the end of the academic year yeah sounds about right oh i've accidentally deleted everyone else's hot campus um well yeah it was it was beyond saving uh this is our starting campus now off the bat i noticed that he's got 35 billion dollars but his students are very unhappy two students are very unhappy and refusing to pay the fees okay the grade here is not looking too good either [Music] what did you do smith we're not earning enough money to cover our costs based on current projections we're forecast to lose 23. like all i can imagine is just the board of directors i like the professors all meeting up on campus so it's like we shouldn't have bought that much crypto uh but thank you two point studios for sponsoring this stream and for letting me play two-point campus early and

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Length: 31min 57sec (1917 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 17 2022