-All right. We’re
checking out the only game where you can get verbally
abused by the great one himself while you literally
have to go through an entire Sonic The Hedgehog
level filled with death. It’s GTA. As usual this board has been
specially made for me in order to cause me as much
mental trauma as possible. I do appreciate that I already
have Sonic-- What’s that say? "Come on, Pleb." [laughs] Let’s do this. Whenever I see a random plane just kind
of levitating in the air, I’m like, concerned, but also very, very hopeful that I eventually
have to somehow jump onto it. Now obviously we have to go through
the various trials in order to become-- I don’t know. Kind of like
a thrift store Sonic. Look at this. We got rings,
there’s the loops. Of course, my best friends, wind turbines. And something every Sonic
level and Florida needs, an ass load of palm trees. And so-- Wait. What’s that say? Hold on. There’s something over here. Like, I-- "Wrong way. Go back." Or what? [laughs] Anyway,
I have been given this Sonic colored car with which to complete the-- This pink car, red car,
orange car. You know what, whatever. Part of being Sonic is drinking so much
that you can eventually see the sounds. Sonic, get in. Sonic, get in the damn car. Get in the car. Thank you. I’m not gonna lie, if I have to deal
with the agony of whatever the hell the board creator put in this,
you’re coming with me. Also, do you have to bring
your static electricity with you? I’m allergic to lightning. Okay. So, apparently
what you have to do-- [chuckles] I can see they gave me
a custom license plate. So, apparently what you have to do
in order to complete the board, is you have to collect the rings.
Is there legitimately rings? Yay, yay. Oh, [censored]. I’m fine. We’re fine. No rings for you. Ow. What’s th-- Ow, stop it. There. [laughs] Welcome to a GrayStillPlays board. Do we got any other heroes? All right. So, I do need quite a bit of speed
in order to get all those rings. I love fiber. And it’s yeety time. Yeah. Oh, [shours]. Okay, I may have gone slightly overboard. Maybe-maybe right about here, and go. Still went way over it.
Maybe I don’t need to boost. Oh, yeah. God. Sonic, I’m not gonna lie. I never knew your job was
such a pain in the ass. Got him. Whoo. All right, pass all the rocket launchers. [laughs] [groans] Over the loop de loop, down here. I have no idea what I’m-- Oh, there’s a- there’s a wall. Right. Of course,
there is. If you put rings on the wall ride,
I’m never going to forgive you. Yeet, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, I’m dead. Nevermind. I’m-- Nope.
I’m totally still dead. Sonic, I swear to God your spikes
are getting up my freaking nose. Stop it. Hey, Sonic, what’s blue
and I hate being a part of my life? He’s probably like, "Depression." Touche. You’re gonna make me bring out the freaking control pad for this,
aren’t you? This car is the kind of car someone gives you to wall ride with when
they don’t have a soul. You know what? Screw it. [groans] That didn’t work. Okay. Yes,
ye-- No, no, no. Yeah. No. What the hell? There’s
freaking-- Are you kidding me? There’s RPGs trying
to get over the wall ride. Have you no soul? Oh, oh, God. Oh, God, no. Oh, oh,oh, no, no, no. [sobs] Part of me wants to shoot
the bastard that keeps firing rockets at me when
I’m trying to do this wall ride, but he’s shielded
by whatever he’s standing on. I hate you. Oh, oh, yes. No, no. [shouts] Okay, um, here’s the plan. Not yet. [shouts] Oh, no. Right now,
someone is like, "Hey, Gray, was it your plan to take
a rocket up the ass?" No, it wasn’t. Go, go, go, go, go. Nice and easy. Ea--Not too fast. Yes. Wow, that was a pain in my ass. I know Sonic is probably like,
"Have you tried not sucking?" Hey. [laughs] Bye. Are we friends again? I’m not gonna lie. Life
was better without you. Okay. Ah. Oh, God, it’s a tight rope. My favorite two things in this world,
wind turbines and tight ropes. Luckily, it looks pretty short,
and a little bit of a jump. [shouts] I can literally taste
Sonic’s disappointment. I think the thing that’s really bad
is this would be like, level one. And now. Oh. Okay. So,
basically you have to fly through this. Nice. Yes. Uh. [laughs] Someone was real sick when
they programed the timing for these. Sweet. Yes. Okay, cool. What the hell? What is this? Oh, my God. How are you suppo-- Oh,
I totally got it. I totally got it. Yes, yes. Wow, that’s precarious. I can save this. This is fine. What-what is my verbal abuse over here? "Nice jump. Do better." [chuckles] I swear to God,
Sonic, I hope you get pinkeye. And with the size of your eyes,
it’ll probably end up killing you. All right. Now all you have to do
is almost kill us both. All right,
walk over the oatmeal cookies of death. I love oatmeal cookies,
and I love death. Really? Part of me thought that, you know, that was probably the only
instance of wind turbines. I should’ve kept looking upward,
but the board wouldn’t render that far. So we yeet. I’m dead. I vastly underestimated-- [groans] Oh, no. I-I thought I could save that. I was gonna say,
I vastly underestimated-- Oh, God. The amount of yeet speed that it takes. Sonic, for real. Your job is awful. I feel
like Sonic could be like, "Yeah. You know how I’m a blue
hedgehog? I used to be green." All of the depression
he bled leaked into this fur. Okay, you know what? I’m using the boost. I’m using the boost. It’s gonna work. Just gotta lineup perfectly, and go. I-I had like, a one in one
hundred chance of hitting that. This board was made by the devil. Okay,
you know what? We’re gonna approach this a lot
slower. So, not yet, not yet. Okay, now. [sighs]I feel like I’ve been
backhanded by every parent imaginable. Please, just let me land this. Oh, no. From the top rope, yes. Okay. It’s gonna be fine.
We’re halfway there. And not yet. Now. Oh, God. I’m-I’m-I’m not gonna make it. I totally made it. Yes. I liked how as I landed
on the blue platform, my car actually turned
blue like a chameleon. It was trying to be like,
"Maybe no one will see me. I don’t want to be
associated with this run." Uh. Okay. So, this one-- Oh, my God. This car and it’s amazing
traction-- I hate myself. I know Sonic is like, "You’re not alone. There. Okay. Then just do that again. No. I feel like Sonic and I,
we’re kind of like opposites. Like, he hates death,
and I just embrace it at this point. Got it. "You suck dude. Haha." Okay. Never talk crap to a man
with a-- Yeet. I missed him. I was gonna say never talk crap
to a man with a yeet license plate. I can’t kill these two. I don’t think he counts as a ring, but I’m still not going
to leave him alive. This is what you get
for appearing inside of a board. Yeah, yeah. That’s what happens man. Let me hear your nose honk. Honk. I’m gonna take off your size 35
shoe and shove it up your ass. This is one of many reasons why
you don’t piss me off, Sonic. People that do have a tendency
to become undercarriage cleaner. Clown number two. Boom. Oh, hold on. Yeah, get out. I want you to see this Sonic. There we go. I’ll tell you,
Sonic, you and I are learning a lot. I’m learning how to go fast, and you’re learning how to kill
every single thing you come across. How the hell? [groans] Oh, more rings. I mean, that counts, right? I didn’t really go through them,
I kind of sideswiped them. I feel like those rings, like
their insurance agency is gonna call me. All right. As long
as there’s no rings like on the ceiling or anything,
I think I’ll be fine. Oh, my God. [shouts] A totally controlled fall. I-I have no idea where I am right now. We’re going first person for this,
because-- [shouts]. I feel like we’re going
first person. Hold on. Uh, it’s always my last famous words. Go. Okay. Uh, this is sort of working. Ow, sh-- [laughs] It’s total save. I saw my life flash before my eyes,
and it was very boring. What? Did you just troll me? I realize something horrifying. This isn’t a troll. I have to land this on that platform
down there. [chuckles] Um. Yeah, I can’t. Uh, plane. Uh, just like filleting a fish. Hold on, there it is. You want to yeet very firmly,
and then- wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. Stick the land-- Uh, piss. Sonic. All right. Now,
it’s all about-- [chuckles] My God. You just have enough speed to make this. All right,
hold on. I need to go backwards. Okay. This is going to work. Okay, jump, and now-- Not yet. Now. Uh, I still wanna land on a plane.
I’m pretty sure at this point, that my car has been every color
of the rainbow that I’ve died to. Oh, hell. Say N is a hedgehog. Okay. Backward. Backward.
Backward. Backward. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, no. The palm trees. This may be the most annoying
thing that you put on this board. Oh, or is it? We’re landing this. We’re landing it. We’re landing
it. It’s happening. No, palm tree. Oh, it just got blocked
like a goalie at Soccer. Well done board creator. You’ve literally ruined palm trees for me. I’m Floridian. That’s
like 30% of my life force. Can I phone a friend? Oh, please, please, please. Oh, oh, oh, oh, just the tip, no. Okay, up, boost, curve, and-- These palm trees are a level
of evil I was not prepared for. Yeah. No. How much evil can one board possess? This is the best one. I-- Now I see why it’s so hard. I’m getting fricking rockets shot at me. Thank you, God. And get the rings. What the hell is this? "Road’s closed, punk. Move on. You ain’t getting through
stupid street racers." Sonic and I at this point
have been through so much trauma, I think I can ask him what the answer
is to get past this part. -The answer is always murder, Gray. -Ah, yes, you’re right. I think-- Hold on. [laughs] That’s what happens, man. And get the-- Oh, hold on. I missed one. Oh, the volleyball actually has,
like, shoot here on it too. Don’t get my rings. These are mine. Okay, get the rings, and then-- Oh. Oh, my God. Ow. And not too much yeet. I-I needed way more yeet. I think I can save this. Uh, yeah, I would consider that a saving. Okay, this I actually do need to do
in first person, because I-- otherwise, I can’t see where the hell my car is. Hold on. There. I was gonna say in reference to the ramp,
and-- Oh, there’s a giant hole. It’s gonna be fine. It’s going to be fine. It’s going to be fine, Sonic. We’re fine. We’re-we’re not fine. We’re almost dead. We’re still alive. More speed. More speed. More speed. There. I’m pretty sure we can
get it from here. Nope. I-- Do I have to rocket off of this? Uh, I’ve got one more idea. That’s go up very slowly. Wait for it. No, there’s no way. Screw finesse. Yeet. Um, well, I got a whole lot of nowhere. Literally, nowhere. I-I landed it though. [laughs] God. More weight forward. More weight forward, more weight forward,
weight forward, and-- Okay. So, you actually have to use
the rocket when you’re in the air to get you through
the rest of the way. Got it. Okay. So kind of lineup,
then pop off. Ah,
God. You have to be super straight though. Okay, good, good, good,
good, good, good, good, up, lean forward. Ah, I leaned forward and all
I did was die faster. Okay. Got the first one. That was a perfect spine-breaking landing. I feel like after eating the dashboard,
Sonic could be like, "I beg to differ." Okay, right about here? And then-- Oh, yeah. This is perfect. And then,
up, turn, boost, land right into it. Perfect. Your board causes me
physical pain, physical pain. Whoo. Okay. Let me see if I can
land on top of this without dying. Oh,
no. Okay. You really have to finesse this. Not yet. Now. Got it. There. There is finally an end to pain in sight. Oh, God. I-I have no idea how
I’m gonna get in there. Okay. I need to approach this-
come one- unbelievably straight. It always flicks me off to the side. Son of a bi-- I can still do this. No, I can’t. And-- Oh, this is it. This is the perfect yeet. This is the perfect yeet. Yes. And we have a winner,
and through all of [laughs] the-- Yes. I didn’t
touch one wind turbine. You know what to do Sonic. Excellent. [laughs] Anyway, folks, Sonic has the right idea. I’m gonna go ahead and fall to my death. Hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA 5. Until the next time. Stay foxy. Much love.
