I Became A Mammoth In First Person And It Was Amazing In Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

so uh tabs to get an update pretty soon this one's interesting it's very interesting it's the unit possession update and landfall gave me a little bit of early access to it landfalls the developers if you didn't know that and I like watching these cavemen Dinah archers speaking of archers I'm pretty sure that I can be an archer I'm just gonna try like if you zoom in on someone and he hit the F key oh yes oh yes i sniper oh how do you how do you how do you shoot how do you share with an archer oh oh oh this is great for three jus oh I hear him and you step to face alright the crotch run away again run away this is the best day ever best in my life oh okay I get a long shot right oh there's too many oh that didn't last very long so yeah I thought I'd go through the campaign since we're like halfway through the adventure mode right yeah the Mochan King was the what I just played on so we could pretty much be first-person on anything I think I'm gonna definitely try that guy right there the catapult I mean I just want to try it tonight oh I can't possess it oh whoa whoa whoa maybe you can't maybe it's not quite totally done yet it's just the camera here okay Oh yep yep yep an attack oh oh I can't use this one okay well let's leave you and then we'll go find the night or to be the night I'm gonna be that night oh I got it okay don't get off me okay we got right-click which is a stab and left - okay all right we could do this we could do this oh well yes stabbed by the face smash him real hard that was actually really difficult but I think I killed a guy catapult man do your thing can I change all first-person mode okay you guys burger the King and I'll go take the Kings that was yes attack the king yeah I think I missed attack but that thing and we'll have it I watch you and then I got a spacebar I don't know dentist oh oh oh you killed me he killed me maybe not am i down I must I must take you cuz you're stuck dude my dude get out of there okay you're fine now go okay let's be this dude no let's not be that dude you totally got clobbered okay we're going in where's the king yet did the keep die all I can't both kill the king who's left and I wish I can see what's going on right now someone's still alive somewhere I hear noises hey it might be Wow where are you oh don't fall off that would be a bad idea maybe if I just do this then I can go around and see I have literally no clue where this dude is oh you are just way up top oh that's fun how am I gonna get up there you would not believe how long this is taking it's been like at least 37 seconds oh oh I think one fell off oh yes yes I did it I made a fault yes we've won oh that's so cool oh well I mean this is the final destination the valkyrie versus the valkyrie interesting i guess we get to be a Valkyrie aha Oh where'd I go Here I am okay ready and the tech and chop I died the Valkyries are hardened yeah yeah Oh died died again I literally have no clue what's going on with this Jeff slices dad and slice it yes no I dead again there we go there we go go to the back yes yes what happened on that oh great long ships what happens if I control a long ship that could be interesting oh you just get to be the dark in the front oh that's not nearly as cool oh this is a bad at yeah I have to say that this guy's huge are you two carrying him well that one got one of those those giant genes in him that was amazing I'm checking for their eyeballs sometimes they have three eyeballs which is weird okay so my turn to be oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to oh yeah thank you to throw lightning zapping right in the butt oh woah oh it killed it kill the giant oh I took them out oh that's awesome ha yes oh we got forked lightning here yes oh this is enemy first person no we're good oh I like being Thor Zeus maybe maybe I should get my mythological beasts right where I'd be Zeus again cuz that was amazing also I bet I could can I ride on a wheelbarrow I got a try I got a try just riding in a wheelbarrow oh okay first-person mode I know oh do I actually get to drive him I do oh no oh okay we got to be we got to be Zeus baby Zeus Zeus pokey oh dear shoo shoo the time oh that's arm why not Zeus I don't know what happened over there either oh maybe I wasn't soos quick be the archer run away I killed one Oh soos is still alive you can do it buddy maybe pull up oh we actually killed him headshot no those that they shoot from the middle didn't realize you shoot from the ahead yes he's dead that was terrible now hold on a second wait up a minute how can I be the Minotaur against a Minotaur if I can't buy enough money to be the Minotaur against the Minotaur that makes no sense at all so off to do this hey who's actually good against the Minotaur I don't know okay he's going down oh he tipped over woah that the failed jump attack I gotta be in clubber ha ha ha oh okay that's kind of scary I'm now oh I thought it was first-person mode but now I am I got a clever job right the face yes oh no I pick me up tackle again got him okay I'm gonna try to lead them over here better jump in don't go up there right but Kimberly blow away bro wait he's gonna eat me if I do yeah you guys keep beating him up that'll be cool oh haha gah bird getting clobbered oh he got me he got me hey but I think our ballista bull got him that was what I was attempting to do oh it did thank you those nasty armpits oh oh this looks fun I definitely need to be Zeus this time oh how about the monkey I was too much money go my pretties ha ha oh I think I missed ok there's a lot of them that have died right away again this gotta keep spamming oh shoot ok dump dump dump dump dump it up oh nice Oh Valkyries chill a little bit here wow they defeated me like crazy ok we got to try that again and I gotta aim better this time I saw my own eyes attack there we go come on I just land one one one oh man oh man wow that's a terrible one that's terrible to go against here we go now can I be a watcher tonight my eyeballs oh I'd die already how did you die whoa hold up a second my entire team died now a blue dude wait a minute I could be a blue dude I didn't know I could be a blue dude hey I want to jump haha wow that is my body I didn't know you could be blue dudes that's cool man those guys in the middle just get shredded so quickly I have no idea how to combat this they're so strong biggest single Archer doesn't really help either when your entire team dies what about if I just have a single Minotaur they're all see see this is what we need we need the Minotaur to take everything in there the catapult to blast him Minotaur come back a little bit more there you go everyone jump together there that worked hey that worked pretty good no oh I can't even be the Minotaur you guys are all dead - okay archers No wow that's absolute mayhem so I think it's time to break out the secret units let's go with the sensing cuz he could throw throwing stars like crazy and we'll just put it like a little fake army over here that'll defend everyone okay now you ha ha yes hey that's the spirit Texas I think I killed him Oh oh no oh no oh no you're all dead you're all dead everyone's dead run away space I died what does space bar do I need to do this again maestro of stars drove up okay yeah just that's it right there that's it right oh gotta get you gotta get the Bell creases yeah I saw my eyes that's always been fun and games until you see I died again so you see your eyes I feel like I can do it I feel like I definitely can do this as long as I just Chuck enough Adam like take the ones out that jump yeah that's it Valkyries Valkyries it's like duck hunting for bird things oh no a berserker is on me oh that was so close I got it this time I got it hahaha I don't I don't know I like this idea okay yep yep yep yep Birds first oh wow maybe I'll just be along shortly haha right I died already I died already okay that's it do your thing oh he's even worse than I was maybe he's not oh he's better than I was someone's still alive who's alive you are you are No oh yeah he's got a better spread down oh he died so quick he's gonna make it he's gonna make it no Pete I D oh I got it he victory did this is an interesting one it's like the Vikings are raiding the the city why would they want to do that like what's going on here all the bear guys okay there's the longships this part nerds are drowning in their a big nasty armpit hair that's so gross there we go you shall not pass yes okay I've got a bunch of spirit yours Oh oh no oh okay spirits drawers aren't that great oh okay the Vikings are coming in we must throw our own ice our spear throwers must have one amazing from I don't think I get Jeff whoa nice I just got to keep I got oh you're not allowed up you're not allowed no you're not allowed get off me get off me you haven't paid in chives and evidence yes yes Oh sir anyone alive yet and by the last Oh No Jeffy yes I'm smote you upon the mountain okay I got a fall down now maybe Oh Rosie yes aha I got him oh I see someone else what job is that a your old dude maybe if I walk oh wow get destroyed oh he's got so many hit points yeah and oh nice nice nice keep taking about get destroyed no now I got to do it all over again oh that takes some time that's kind of weird I wasn't expecting the lead time for this you will die whoa Berserker get down get up hey I have a spear and I'm down for you use it gah oh I killed one Oh No they're all coming in send help send help aah oh I don't I missed that one this is so cool I love this game-mode no our jerk don't you dare look at me it's in my chest ha ha oh I killed an archer runaway stuck but the secret weapon has arrived oh great oh great secret weapons not so secret I feel like if I don't land as Zeus right away by change is terrible there we go ok yeah see we need those Forks lightning bolts just chain-reaction everything like that was it you ever wonder how they make the sound effects for games I bet this is when the developers they shove their fingers in like power outlets and they recorded the sound that's why I'm late get off me I bet that's how they got the sound of things I don't like this at all oh look he's got his axe stuck behind his back I bet if you got closer you wouldn't be able to attack him Oh get dead get dead headshot I should go for headshots oh he's coming in I gotta go down we got to go down oh no oh no I can't even walk very good track I got that escape run oh yah roll where are you think oh can I not climb steps good oh my legs I can't jump oh oh I'm half way up maybe it going backwards works better hey I think that might where'd he go where are you oh he's right below me okay ha yes attack I'm hitting the floor he also can't climb the stairs that's good for me get destroyed all his axe is too big has access to babies up the stairs aha each my lightning bolts you dork yes victory is mine good job inside of Zeus's head that worked well that's a single catapult they want me to kill the catapult that's gonna be amazing I feel like I can do that quite well with the Berserker Oh No catapult how am I supposed to kill you now oh did I fall over I fell over my head my head is so tiny okay I got the lunch guilt but POW whoa I went into orbit that was cool if I stand right below it get got oh stand right below it now boom nope nope just just that didn't work so I'll let my bro take care of it and I'll just fire at him with my archery skills see what actually happens to that dude oh he jumps he's trying to do the jumping thing can you commit like well any shooters print maybe what happens if you just snipe the guy in the back oh we won I decided to be a king this time is that that'd be fun oh there's bad dudes oh nice nice we're gonna take the bad news own up a bow Oh banners up an attack oh nice - per 100 an attack ah kill juice I killed Zeus hey get off my face Oh what you killed me I gotta go get a backup King is there any left Oh a one there are backup Kings and mainly because I want to I just want to check out being a Minotaur for a little bit oh look you can see my face can I charge hahahaha punch him in the face yes I have claimed him for myself and I just chuckle off the ledge haha right it's break it yeah that's great yes that's him that's him right there the one we're trying to kill that was so cool we did it oh why can't I be a king versus a king that's so dumb well be a knight versus a king that'll be cool huh oh no I fell down hello King oh yeah you're gonna fall - haha slice up and die smash them with yours you're okay clap oh they're really hurt bad yes wow I like this oh you miss me a big ugly dork how do you like the force of my shield hurting a burden heard the burden there you go right in the face nice right good give up the old one-two Thanks oh that was good it's not nearly as exciting as what you'd think it would be here's my bone Wow oh that was close okay get closer oh just totally just as Dana my dude you're coming right for me I don't like you I miss hey mr. king I got a pokey spear here you want it I'll give it to you I will all right I'm gonna give you the old the old pokey spirit are you ready for this and I'm [Music] dead yeah but I think he died too I'm gonna do that one more time or maybe not I want to do this level except I have a hundred points oh this is a fun one I could be a bard and I can make them fall off doing my barters things hey come to get me cometh you get me my friendís oh I get hit with a pardon boom so fast hop out oh that didn't work so I guess you can just skip levels if you go to a level a fierce rider wait a second wait a second there's people on the dinosaurs this is the battle right here the battle for the ages where I let's get to be your king hey go away fools hit'em bliss it's your turn oh yes we must we must go in hop ow oh nice I got trampled by a mammoth that's okay I've got a healer I've got a healer they're healing me up well they're actually doing a good job and I murdered a mammoth by myself oh I'm stuck it up the muscles stuck in the mammoth get me out of your tusks oh yeah attack of the halflings Oh okay I actually really like this game mode something about being the first person and doing these levels it's pretty cool by being able to shove lightning down their throats now slicing a mammoth in the motor damn mammoth I am oh I gotta go kill you I know you you're the sneaky one Oh puppy get hit by ballistic is so cool I want to get bit by a ballista at first person I think that'd be scary never mind I don't want to that would be a bad idea would you die please pop I got him off of me hey so that gives me a dumb idea can I do first person with the mammoth I think I might be able to do I need any healers okay we gotta try this we gotta try it oh I keep like I'm a mammoth first fires person mammoth can I charge attack oh I can't Oh battling oh good thing I got a healer on me keep attacking nice oh don't you dare keep getting you out of the way AHA trample trample is facing don't you kill by healer don't you kill by Oh No it's mating season no just die dime oh I don't like that sound is that the blister hey we won that was good so the good news is we can totally be a mammoth first person mammoth mode it's so weird it is so weird George that was cool oh I get a charge kit chart an attacker me yes I killed one all by myself oh this is so cool anyway thanks for watching boy [Music]

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Id: rtD24dTP60k

Length: 19min 49sec (1189 seconds)

Published: Sat May 18 2019