I am the Locker Room Guy

the big story this week for better or worse is what the media has been referring to annoyingly as deflate gate you know when the Patriots played the Colts in the AFC Championship Game somehow air came out of some of the balls that they used and Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and Coach bill bich has spent a lot of time this week denying they had anything to do with that the NFL now is reportedly focusing on a Patriots locker room attendant they want to know if he did it and if he did do it why did Tom Brady ask him to do it because if he did that means he lied to everyone at his press conference now you know when there's a high high-profile crime all of a sudden a bunch of people come forward and claim they did it like when the Lindberg baby was kidnapped there was a group a bunch of people confessed same with the blackia murder so anyway I don't know if the people we're about to see are trying to protect Tom Brady or if they want attention if they're mentally ill but already more than a half dozen people have come forward and well make of this what you will hello I'm k o Shannon from ducksbury on January 18th of this year I followed the New England Patriots into Gillette Stadium I gained access to the locker room and I squeezed all the footballs Wicked hot that is why the balls were deflated hi I'm Duffy Higgins from Rosy Square rosling Dale I'm the one who deflated Tom Brady's footballs my name is Donald oon Donell McDonald from the just off the beach you welcome let me tell you a story a couple Sundays back I'm in the locker room at Foxboro I'm Tom Brady's kids Tuda and we hear on the walkie that the goody year blimp is going down it's kening into the stadium we hear the captain yell we need air to save the day funny story I'm at the Pats game a couple weeks back with my nephew who's kind of a pain in the ass he's eight years old and he's hacking up a lung he's coughing really bad he says he got bronchitis I'm like you don't have bronchitis and I'm not leaving the game paid a lot of money for these seats a guy named Tommy told me that one of the balls had a Genie in it I tell the guy yeah right no way he says yes way and he says that's how he got a Hyundai Elantra now Tommy does have a Hyundai Elantra so I think the guy is telling the truth so I go and I I I take a football I don't want to squeeze all the air into his little lungs because you know I don't want to ruin the football so I I just take a little bit of air out out of most of them like 11 out of 12 of them and and it does the trick it it it absolutely saves his lungs so I let some of the air out of the balls to release the genie now in retrospect no it's smart I start sucking air out of the regulation balls in order to save those people's lives I saved 17 people's lives Tom Brady had nothing to do with it but let me tell you something if he did he would have done the exact same thing cuz he's a hero I deflated those balls myself right I did it I'm the perpetrator you don't want to believe me there's nothing I could say to change your mind I'm turning myself in my name is Ryan salty Flanigan I'm from rosindale Massachusetts you don't believe me go yourself I love you touchdown Tommy it was me it was me it was all me it was totally me I am the locker room guy I am the locker room guy I'm the locker room guy I'm the locker room guy I'm the locker room guy take a good look America I'm the locker room guy now leave Tom Brady alone Tom Brady had nothing to do with this cuz he was too busy being awesome let me ask you a question all right who are you going to believe Tom Brady the greatest man in all of humanity or a bunch of on Twitter SC Justice have spoken six Super Bowls three championships two MVPs and those lips amen those lips it wasn't Brady unless he deflated those footballs with his piercing baby blue eyes fich was my chemistry teacher sof my yeah he understands this you don't know my name is Cubby Hurley and I acted alone do you know why you acted alone because nobody wants to act act with you because you s that's why you get alone [Applause] you go Pats there we go go Patriots I throw that last guy right in prison I [Music] would

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Length: 4min 25sec (265 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 30 2015