I Am Old Now..

sub ready under lockdown what i'm back and what better way to come back than to read some high quality dan tdm memes and i hope you've been working hard because the fate of this video is down to you we have the official dantdm sub whoa whoa well hold up sub ready under lockdown excuse me what have you guys been up to i haven't even left for that long we're restricted as well oh god what what's happened what have you done due to a moderator recently added we have locked down the subreddit to reverse their damage i don't know what happened but mods i think we're cool with the amount of mods we have at the moment we don't need new ones yet oh my god i did not realize things could get so serious on reddit anyway onto the regularly scheduled memes you might be old but are you this old that's right craig the mailman absolute classic character he's got 118 comments speaking of old this channel is pretty old it's starting to show some gray hairs which means lots of old accounts get deleted every day which means i lose subs the only way you can counteract that is by subbing right now so please hit that subscribe button if you aren't already hit the like button that'd be awesome what people got to say about craig yes i'm this old yes same ditto same yes i'm ancient it's so crazy that people got so attached to these characters that they're still thinking about them now bad meme no one the camera angle in anime when a character is about to go insane i was slightly inspired by that to be honest if i had a more manic smile that would be perfect that's great that's one of the best memes we've had so far i like that wtf google blue pale idiot great i feel like i've seen this before it's me and a random bird is this real blue pale eddie oh my god it's real why the bird the birds a bit random but yeah uh literally the first two images are me i'll take that that's fine yes it has happened i am now 3-0 years old oh wait never mind the the tone of this has just changed completely i usually make a birthday video but i wasn't here so instead take this as the birthday video um yeah this took a turn for the different quackity replied saying 30 babies good for you dantdm and i i thought for a while about how to process this and i just said i did my best dirty babies though so lots a lot of responsibility oh my wait these hold on these we gotta blow these comments hold on a second ash's face is reflecting on the balloon i check these things and technically yes but it's so distorted it's crazy so no you have not found it dan's kind of sucks where did you find this did i post this or it amazes me when you guys find images are you trying to say i look like an among us character i don't know why but to me looks goofy and i love it yeah i love that too thank you thanks for being nice tumbleweed that looks like a kid wrapped in a towel after a bath no this is not edited everyone's saying it's edited it looks like it but i was just so cold that day it was unbelievably cold we took asha to go and see santa and it was cold i don't leave the house often so it was a shock all right turns out i look sass would you open the door oh my god this thumbnail has produced incredible memes big rods ggs buddy if you saw this would you open the door let me know i would that's a lie i would not vex be like yes please oh you're never gonna let that go i'd move out immediately no joke my pshe teacher said to write about someone we admire a few weeks ago and i handed this in oh you've called me an actor let's go it's added to the resume officially hold on a second there's some information in here that might not be uh correct let's just scan this uh yep here i earn 12.2 billion pounds a year i'm not sure what to say about this apart from this is wholesome this is a wholesome meme you've got my upvote thank you for writing about me that's actually that's actually crazy that people do that some of the facts bit fake news but i'll take it you know the uh the reddit has gone to a whole new level since i've been away this was dan when watching the mob votes video glare b armor yeah i'll let this one slide because totally accurate why would they put that in the trailer if it's not going to exist maybe because you have to kill bees and then wear their corpse that might be why never mind the king has arrived that's right we bow before the king oh look at that oh gee display picture no way i've had some cool display pictures but yeah i think you'll agree the cat is the best one so far i don't mind i don't know i made a cat when dan doesn't upload reality myth wait did you draw this this is so cute yeah one cat's animates this is awesome wait gram's a little square and treyarch's spelt rip wrong oh this is cute man i love this some of you guys are so talented i wish i could do things like this portrayals though does he still think i'm dead i like that it takes five tries to get the p right yeah that's a cool little um extra that's a cool little edition i like that properly shows treyarch's personality this has come up as a repost but i'm gonna read it anyway sorry i can't believe you didn't cry at the titanic do boys even have feelings i'm not gonna lie to you i had a full set of emotions running through my body when that happened i was like i think i stared at the screen for a good uh for a good 10 minutes and just reevaluated one earth i was going to do lol dan tdm is filming this video with my blind dog messed up or funny both is he gonna do it though or um that video was super cute by the way they remind me of like old pewdiepie videos it's kind of the reason we got into pugs so that was super wholesome video there's also wholesome vibes on the reddit today and some not so wholesome ones we've got both ends of the spectrum hey there's me it's my birthday you people you put the stretched ear in the cat's ear that's that's fantastic thank you for all the birthday messages it was very cute i appreciate it people think your 20s are the best year and ah we're making 30s the best year all right 30 is the new 20. oh what is that that should not have been created cyan no dan's face on eboy is it weird i kind of like it at first i was shocked but hey you take you take note of the notification from ebay if it looked like this right my nose oh i'm gonna i'm gonna upload it hastily this cannot be true is google really doing this to me world's largest forehead there's no way that's edited why is there team dan's forehead as well what always going on and now i've hit 30 the forehead is getting uh larger because my hair is going this way don't dye your hair blue for four years all right don't just don't do it it's not worth it wholesome meme grandpa i found this in your old stuff what is it sit down son i tell you a great story if you do try and tell this story to your grandkids it's gonna sound super messed up some guy and another guy and a dog that doesn't have skin or flesh or organs used to do science experiments in a lab in the middle of the desert i don't think they're going to believe you remember this guy this is him feel old yet cat tdm supremacy yes we shall take over just random but i didn't used to like cats that much but the more i watched someone tick-tock the more i want one i don't think my dogs would approve i don't know why you posted this here i'm just gonna scroll past this why did you take off my clothes if you remember you remember this is one of the games that i wish i could delete from my brain so that i could play it again i really wish i could this was one of the best series that i played and then they made like a final one because of the videos actually the creator of this has made a new five nights at flumpty's game which i also need to play anyway tangent this was uh this is one of my favorite series ever i played man i used to rewatch that series again and again way back then actually i reckon i reckon i've forgotten most of the story so i could play it again let me know i'm scared to click this it says spoiler what do i do three two one oh okay could have been way worse i was trying to figure out for a second and i saw these bad boys right here i don't believe it history repeated itself i i can't i can't believe i missed that if you want to check out that video by the way we recorded this a while ago it's on tommy's channel i think he's changed the title to trying to make dan tdm swear wow this is sick decided to draw this just to celebrate dan's 30 years on earth took ages but finally done hope you like it i love it thank you you drew it from that that's so good my art style is on the actual thing so i'm hoping i'm crediting the right person but um whoever drew this thank you that's that's so cool you even got the background i love that thank you actually watching dan's who's your daddy playlist in 10 years yeah don't watch those videos son i assure you i am uh i am a better father than that wondering if this will be in the video yes i think the video is out already laser beam did a video where he 1v1's everyone in minecraft so go and check that one out too i'll leave links to them in the in the description below go and watch it after you've watched this video i've been doing some more collabs recently i never usually do collabs but i've been having a lot of fun with them so i'm definitely gonna do more speaking of which i do have another video that i've recorded with tommy for his vlog channel i am not gonna say what we did but it's one of the most insane things me and him have done for a video so look forward to that wait saw this in a toy shop and thought it'd make a good meme dan when he realizes mojang put b army in a lego set what is this b armor conspiracy huh i am intrigued they put biama in the lego set and in the trailer for the mob vote what's going on here oh my god this is incredible dan's fursona great you've er you've ruined it this is amazing this is one of the best pieces of fan arts i've ever had i'm a cat big business cat oh my i love this so much cool potatoes hopefully you're the one who actually made this image this is amazing thank you basically dan's immune system recently actually this is fact actually been healthy being sick 24 7. i have never like i never get sick ever but since asha started nursery germs everywhere except i haven't been banging them away i've been breathing them in and getting sick but hopefully my immune system is now the equivalent of netherride armor it is impenetrable in before i get sick again i'm doing my best all right when i when i want to upload other videos go and check out the dantdm live channel i might change the name of it not sure i'll link that in the description below as well i've just been uploading pretty much anything i played the the gta remakes i also played mario golf which features a little cameo of me treyarus so i'm going to check those out as well i've had a lot of fun making new videos and there's new ones coming out soon as well oh no way this is wholesome too my tdm collections that's so cool this is really old because that's og brown hair oh you have the t-shirts as well tube heroes we looked those up on ebay before impressive wait why sarah why is there a cat boy dan picture there where can i see the full one not suss please don't make that sus what is this wwe oh that's a that's an idea for the live channel i did not know you could do that i used to play the wrestling games like crazy when i was younger and you can make minecraft ones on earth what is he looking at wrong answers only oh no nezuko i have some more experience with the zooka recently i've had this bookmark on my phone for a while check this out nezuko fidget spinner should i buy it because when you spin it nizuko runs how sick is that should i get it i know fidget spinners are like old news but i saw it on tick tock and it looks really cool so i've been i've been meaning to buy it i don't even watch the anime that she's from it's turned into a meme oh this is cute too one cat's animates you make super cute artwork thank you it's the peace out meme i love that thank you oh yeah here we go i'm gonna do it consider this a warning give me some time cat then nah catboy dan here we go wait is it here yet it is i found i found the image there's cat boy dan but let's let's go one step further cat girl down not sure why i'm green oh this is a cool artwork as well i want poppy play time to come out as soon as possible i hope it doesn't just fade away i think the new ones come out in january but it's a good game and i really enjoyed playing it facetiming down with the wi-fi that's a good one where is this from uh is this another tommy post the kid's gonna destroy my career i can feel it i think that's that's that's enough subreddit today the subreddit has been weird and apparently it's on lockdown behave yourselves come on now we're a friendly bunch over here i feel like we need a theme let's make a theme for next time cat tdm supremacy maybe me as cats various cats you know what never mind post what you like i've seen a lot of posts about the new hardcore series as well that is coming back i just haven't had a chance to film it go and check out the live channel go and check out everything in the description that i said subscribe if you're new like all that good stuff and see in the next one all right

Channel: DanTDM

Views: 2,325,998

Keywords: dantdm, dan tdm, gaming, video games, funny

Id: AmCggyfL6kI

Length: 13min 58sec (838 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 29 2021