I Adopted Her in Minecraft...

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welcome everyone to a brand new mic your video it's me yes Ari and today we're gonna be doing something completely different as you probably already saw from the title we're gonna be adopting a kid in Minecraft why because I'm getting old and I want my channel to live on forever so I need someone they can take over and who's better than a child right so we're gonna go to the orphanage because I don't have a wife cuz you know I'm not gonna get into it because some parents might get mad at me anyways I'm gonna go to the orphanage I'm gonna get like a really cool kid that looks just like me thought just like me plays minecraft and all that and I'm gonna teach him how to become an epic youtuber like me now if you guys think I'm an epic youtuber as well make sure you smash it like button subscribe turn oppose occasions and check out my micro server play the dogs corner that nap anyways guys oh so I have an appointment with the orphanage they told me I can come check out what they got and stock away there it's kids it's not stock its kids it's kids guys I'm totally not buying this kid like off the books oh alright so wait wait wait wait before I do that though guys let me show you the upstairs right so y'all saw right then I was in my bedroom but whoever I'm gonna gonna adopt they're gonna stay up there in the bathe in the in the Attic am I gonna show you guys what it looks like just yet I'm gonna get me me me a kid I'm gonna sign the papers and I'm gonna get myself a the next dark little dark oh that sound good little darker what should I call my kid a little dark Oh dark Oh junior dark maybe just I know nice you know no let me know down below in the comment section right orphanage is to the left there we go guys alright so while we're adding there once again if you haven't already make sure you like subscribe and turn on both educational Oh looks like we're already there alright that's cool that was pretty quick so I'm just gonna park my car right here let me see is it in between the lines yeah that's perfect all right this is the orphanage I'm so happy I came here during the daytime because I'm sure this orphanage would look creepy as hell during the night because orphanages they usually creepy whenever I see him and I see him in horror movie so that rub you please knock knock knock knock knock and not nothing at night not nice hey whoa whoa whoa hey you what's poppin miss I think we spoke on the phone hi welcome to the orphanage hey thanks for having me oh you wanna you want the cuffs up got some custom for you hey leave a like if you know what caps monus thanks no problem no problem no problem so uh this is a girl girls only orphanage wait you didn't mention that on a phone are you sure you can't get me a boy because I wanna I want I want like little dorks like you gotta be just like okay we currently have eight girls between the ages of two to nine okay feel free to look around and see if you build any connections with the children with the book connection with these children I hate children my office my office is upstairs where you made a decision come and see me all right miss miss whatever-your-name-is miss miss uh what up oh this looks like a little breath oh yeah kids boo gross all right you got a backyard mm-hmm your wife like could really have some cookouts here you know I should play nice maybe I'll get an invite to a barbecue party or something okay so we can go upstairs hello Oh y'all sleep here no heyy what's poppin are you doing how you doing mmm hi ha ha hey just looking around you know I'm not I'm not really feeling it I don't feel like any of these kids could follow up what I've made like you know they gotta be able to do to be cool camera they got a dress nice oh what'd you just say if you're having if you're having trouble deciding I can show you the perfect child the perfect child I'm intrigued what do you mean perfect child like you know you mean like me we oh wait that's a perfect job she's extremely kind and well-mannered okay she loves to paint and is very talented huh oh she's very talented hold on hold on you did she made these paintings no she could make my thumbnails she could make my thumbnails Hey yeah okay okay yeah I'm convinced I'm convinced I'm gonna I'm gonna take you with me uh what no I'm not gonna watch our labor no no no no no no no no all right oh hey I'm your new adoptive parent we're gonna have so much fun you're gonna make so many cool thumbnails for me I'm gonna be YouTube videos and we're gonna be you the videos and then when you're done with your homework we're gonna make youtube videos gonna be fun he doesn't speak much not does she anyways come on over 101 her name is wait do I get to name her now I just need for you to sign this all right what's this what give me I mean that book give me that ah she is what banner all right what is this oh I agree that after signing blind I don't got in there no numbers animals and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I am NOT gonna read this we are not response for an evening on your own and I have a great life all right signed by dark corners aka dark Kermode signing close here you go miss this is a blood bond no turning back now what do you mean blood behind gonna give her an oblong what so am i is this my kid now that my kid now yes all right race its car boo-boo-boo-boo-boo race to the car jeez you're no fun come on loose good first of the car is is the last person to get to the car as a stinky as first of cars is stinky wait oh shoot oh wait wait wait she's cheating he's cheating no stop grown man about to beat up a child ah oh my god it's hard what the hell hey if I didn't know any better I think you were like a 40 year old man with that hint anyways we're going home your new home right on time screw screw oh wait I didn't catch your name hmm you know what guys what do you think my new child should be called let me know down below in the comment section and whatever comment gets the most likes decides what the name is alright welcome welcome my child to your new home me casa is su casa but this time literally because I actually have adoptive custody over you so I have to give you a roof above your head and all come on in come on in let's do the doors stinky Bob watch these guys with just ring the doorbell no no get bring the doorbell who's there okay geez come on in dang alright let me give you a little tour so this is the living room ah this is piano mmm this is a guitar oh I I know what you're wondering Wow dad you you have so much talent you know how to play piano you know how to play guitar uh no let's continue so over here is the kitchen where we'll be making breakfast and all that i'ma teach you how to make grilled cheese and all my bed no no no that's the cat's bed we have a kid Oh only I don't know where he said where's the cat we're here where's the cat all right whatever I'm sure we'll find them you it's getting late let's show you the upstairs so upstairs is where we both have a bedroom so this right here is my office unit vibes this is my bedroom he should he should be at home during the nighttime but this lot nice balcony it's pretty cool you know yes we get Hey come here I'm sure your son got a pool no there's no giant pool got a hey get out from there get out from there who taught you to do that anyways oh let me show you where you're gonna rest tonight come on up it's up there go ahead go up there isn't it beautiful you're beautiful bedroom do you like it be honest do you like it yes well hey it go you know you got all your stuff you can be Nguyen you got your TV you know your whatever yeah and your bed all that you know if you didn't like it you can change whatever you want just let me know all right go ahead have a good night I'm gonna go to bed you should go to bed as well good night bye bye hey guys so first we were so far so good so far so good alright I'm gonna go to bed as well and I'll see you guys tomorrow we're gonna have a lot of fun good morning good morning everyone mmm first day with my new child let me see if she's awake knock knock wait Charles kids deserve their privacy parents if you're watching give your kids their privacy knock knock gonna commune oh she's already awake it was bobbing you awake you're up early I just sleep do you sleep well yeah let's go let's let's get some breakfast my Baba you wanna you want some some mmm kept some o some caps move for breakfast hey hey get off from there get off from there no we're not doing that that's dangerous Hey ha ha you're so funny you're so epic hey come on we're gonna go downstairs we're gonna get some some of that uh breakfast if I can figure out how I got up here mm-hmm no brand-new house all that vs. kitchen wins Bob oh shoot she's winning you'll have you see my jet I don't see my cat all night oh I mean I'll wreck it it's our cat now sorry I forgot about that have you seen them or hurt it no interesting whatever I'm sure it'll be back soon anyway Oh y'all hear that oh there he is hey that's our kid you like him he's fast as hell hey here I got some fish for you oh hey what was that that's not how you better get my hand slipped yeah it's okay it's okay that's not how you better cut you got a pet him like slowly like anyways I'm sure you're hungry oh you want some food here you go epsilon mmm get look there we go give me you me you me get in my tummy mmm yeah what do you mean yuck what do you want to eat what's your favorite food you got anything else you want to eat let me know I'll get it for you geez we got you bird eat or did you just feed the cat let's go see you that's so nice alright I'm not playing with the cat not playing with the cat he'll get really rowdy oh you want to do anything to do you like to do don't you have work what no what work Oh what kind of question is that don't worry about it we why what what I got captain man why are you you want more than that come on uh you wanna I know go into into the pool I mean we can go play in the backyard in a bit oh oh hey look at this wait where she go hey come here come here you little kid I'm here I got something cool for you watch it I forgot all about this we got a tree house let's go birds in the tree house doesn't stink you you stink Wow come on come on come on yeah it's a tree house it's pretty cool oh you like it kinda it's a tree house how can this be lame it's a tree house I didn't have a tree house you Hey watch out watch out it's okay bud I could have gone really right oh no no no no we're not doing that whoo that's dangerous no that's not fun that dangerous don't do that you could you could hurt yourself you really could don't try this at home people and are you done with the pool already hang this kid got a TD she wants to do a lot of kinds of stuff Mike I can't relax for a bit can't you just relax let me think let me think I'm think what what else what would you guys like to do with your parents in Minecraft let me know down below any comments saying you could be anything going on a road trip Disneyland a Minecraft whatever it is make sure you let me know down below in the comment section who knows maybe I'll do it with my new kid speaking of where'd she go hey kid Yello hello what you go hello oh poor friend oh maybe she's upstairs hello hello huh time I lost my kid already hello maybe she's in her room knock-knock can I come in huh hello oh it's getting dark ah what could she have gone yo I don't want to play hide and seek if that's what you're doing hello Rishi oh hey where'd you know you could I last you for a second hi I was getting air huh okay well why'd you disappear like that oh you were on the balcony Oh with the get hey the cat isn't allowed to go upstairs um but okay what were you doing with the cat on the balcony you okay little buddy huh huh okay okay I see you indicator getting in line you know what for today only the cat asleep in your bedroom Hey no okay oh yeah whatever hey can you can sleep in her bedroom good night alright guys another another night all right mmm-hmm she's uh this is harder than I expected it to be and I haven't even gotten to the youtubing part you know you got to take over my youtube career no but you know maybe what Abby we're just gonna wait until the morning and who knows maybe it'll be better you know what maybe she's just in a bad mood but she's in a new house she gotta get used to everything I gotta give her some time to get in a better mood let's see here all right let's check up on our kid was Papa popping good morning good morning hello guys I could really swear it as this room looks different did she change something up maybe she Oh probably the cactus don't remember this being here okay I did tell her she can change up the room whatever way she likes so you know it's not like she's doing anything wrong speaking of where is my kid she gets up early in the morning huh she's nothing like her dead oh hey there you are up early again what's poppin i doing brand new whip just half hello can I go for a walk okay sure do I gotta go with you woman go with you no uh okay you don't know the neighborhood though so you got to stay close you should work hey don't I'm the parent here you don't tell me to work I tell you to make your homework okay I'm older than you okay I'm the adult here I think you got an email email talking about it's talking about she's talking about email I even got Wi-Fi okay wait a second you know have you thought my laptop hey did you did you touch my laptop where'd you go hello that's so weird okay I just disc is kind of getting on my nerve not gonna lie she's being like like a acting like a breath she's acting like a bread I don't like that but you know it's my child so I gotta raise her whoo how was that whoa what's that look at my kid hey what just happened yo it sounded like my dad just got hurt or something hello here kitty kitty kitty here get it get it ain't did you hear my cat to sound like he got hurt have you seen them is something wrong yeah I'm looking for my dad I heard him like scream out and pain or something here kitty kitty kitty kitty you're gonna get Edie Edie you sure he didn't see him well well what I'm going for a walk by okaywell State stay near the house and keep your eyes open for oh okay whatever Edie Katie Katie Katie see last time I saw me was upstairs maybe he's uh oh I did taller he can sleep in her bedroom so maybe he actually went up to her bedroom kitty kitty kitty hello oh maybe maybe somehow got stuck in one of these cupboards in her closets but my cat tends to do that that's why he's not allowed to go upstairs kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty was this a book wait a second what's this a book what's she reading I don't remember getting her dis book well as a good parent I got to make sure that what she's reading is for her age ring you know I don't want her to be reading these scary books I'm gonna give her nightmares because she's too young for that you know uh what's this I was at the orphanage for so long no one ever wanted me until he came along I had been to families before the day to return me before I could do anything kind of book is this not that he thinks I'm an innocent kid nothing will ruin my plans after 30 years of living this awful life I'll finally have everything I wanted all thanks to him his life will become my life I had to kill that annoying cat I pretended like I had no idea what happened but now that I know my knife is sharp enough I'll be killing him tonight this is only the beginning wait rest of the pages are empty wait a second hold on dude this this is fresh this must have been written like a date go is this a is this a diary wait is this her diary wait what after 30 years of living this awful life whoa wait there's not a kid 30 years oh oh oh hey what's poppin yeah what are you doing I'm looking for our God obviously what does it look like I'm doing you came back from your walk well I'm kind of sleep well it go ahead you can go to sleep good night you night 9 9 9999 ok what the hell guys wait wait let me see if I read that correctly so whoever I adopted today or this week they're not a kid they're at least 30 years old they just look like it kid I know they must be wearing a wig or whatever they must be like really tiny I have been wait and what else did she say would she kill my kid what I had to kill that annoying cat I pretended like I had no idea what happened but now that I know my knife is sharp enough I'll be killing him tonight wait a second wait a second wait wait wait wait wait ok ok ok hold on what else did she say not a I know my knife is sharp enough I'll be killing him tonight this is only the beginning who's wait she's gonna kill me tonight tonight like right now wait no I gotta get armed guys listen uh I know that I'm setting a very bad example for you guys but this is my house after all and I have the right to defend myself and my house against anything that's trying to hurt me and and here's the thing guys oh shoot you where didn't even we're not even oh shoot guys this up here oh I really don't know there we go ok yes I have a weapon I'm a proud a firearm owner it is what it is well I'm not proud that I need one but you know now that I have one I'm kind of happy I do alright so I'm not gonna hurt her I'm just gonna call me tell her get the hell out of my way get the hell out of my house you oh hey hey get out of my house get out of my house I know everything about you get get out of my house get what would you mean would would mean what I read your diary you dum-dum what are you thinking you would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that stupid that don't give me get out of my house you're not innocent you're at least 30 years old you're older than me you could be my mom you want to do what get out of my house yes get out Oh there we go no remorse I was just you know and then I don't even want to talk about it okay guys that was super interesting maybe being a parent is not my thing I hope you guys enjoyed the video leave a like if you did subscribe F in the comments for my my mic kit you can't rest the piece if you guys want to see more microsoft check out the users pee right now by clicking here or here I guess hopefully I'll see y'all next time purchase - cut
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Channel: Darkomode
Views: 774,229
Rating: 4.8978586 out of 5
Keywords: minecraft, minecraft orphan, scary orphan, girl, minecraft girl, orphanage, scary minecraft video, minecraft scary video, horror, horror map, minecraft roleplay, minecraft mods, minecraft map, roleplay, family friendly, minecraft 2020, movie, minecraft movie, minecraft funny video, new update, no cursing, funny, minecraft mod, mods, scary, darkomode, minecraft neighbor, creepy neighbor, pocket edition, pe, bedrock edition, java edition, dark corners, neighborhood
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Length: 24min 45sec (1485 seconds)
Published: Mon Jun 22 2020
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