Hunter x hunter voiceover parody part 1

hey shawty is it true that green bean finna leave this dump oh yes he has to catch a beluga whale what the [ __ ] all right green bean all you gotta do is catch this fish [ __ ] bye [ __ ] mom don't get your [ __ ] eating when i'm gone so what the hell are your names hi i'm green bean the name's koopie pico lele pawns damn [ __ ] you look like slenderman shut the [ __ ] up your name is literally green you're just upset because green bean is right now who the [ __ ] are you talking to koopa kaka [ __ ] i'm simply just stating the facts your body's the equivalent of a little huddy leg praying mantis why is this freak breathing so hard hi i'm here to ask kupikaka on a date the name is koopie pico and i have balls koopie kaka you're a boy i didn't know uh well what difference does that make am i right hey how the hell do we get in a [ __ ] force don't worry about it open the [ __ ] up somehow we're in the sky now how did we get here lately pawns you worry way too much you need to shut the [ __ ] up i agree wearing like that will wear down your skinny-ass little bones hey mamas let us in so we can take the exam oh come on in don't be shy the [ __ ] this [ __ ] is empty don't worry lele pons it won't be long till we take the coochie exam coochie exam that's what we're here for oh green bean you're a literal idiot of course that's what we're here for only the ones with the biggest ushers goosey is busy win the coochie exam okay guys i have a game plan huh a game plan what is that [ __ ] a game plan to win the coochie exam boy we don't need no game plan i already know i'm going to win not before i beat you green beans oh [ __ ] looks like we're here looks like they don't give a [ __ ] about us here's your match don't sting it up your [ __ ] like the other people have damn this [ __ ] is ugly and i have to wear it at all times ugh huh who is what are you looking at hi i'm typhoon and i'm vicarious thank you totes appreciate it do y'all want some [ __ ] juice don't mind if i do typhoon thank you so much thank you all right here you guys go oh gosh thanks typhoon little do they know i laced their drinks with my own [ __ ] [Music] this tastes like doodoo water what'd you put up with this is like a [ __ ] granny's [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did you put in here i actually put in my own [ __ ] weird ass [ __ ] okay bye [ __ ] see you later now who's gonna be my next victim huh oh my god hi tt typhoon can i get another one of your [ __ ] drinks then [ __ ] taste good oh i mean if you really want to i guess thank you thank you typhoon i really like that see you around everybody listen the [ __ ] up okay follow me and basically you won't die okay ready so okay let's go hi how old are you i'm 12. oh my god oh my god we'll be friends or whatever sweet that's awesome ah i'm green bean hi my name is emily grace but don't [ __ ] call me that you can just call me killboy okay nice to meet you emma kill boy hey so green bean who was that praying mantis predator we were looking at earlier oh that's lele pons and then there's my other friend kupikaka or whatever her name is okay so like why are you taking the coochie exam in the first place well [ __ ] my dad left me as a kid oh lele pons are you okay it sounds like you're having an aneurysm a one kill boy fair and square okay green bean as if you stupid [ __ ] barca i clearly were talking about [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up i won okay i'm sorry everybody listen up so we have to go through a forest and a bunch of stuff is gonna try and trick you so just be aware of that um and a lot of you are gonna die so um everybody who the hell are you oh my god what is it this time i have an announcement to make what's up who let the crack head in that [ __ ] okay mr chucky if you do that one more time i'm gonna have to ask you to leave okay let's move on he really shivers my timbers definitely a pedophile [Music] okay let's think logically here do we run or let the clown catch a case run obviously okay ready go um take that you tony lopez jeffrey epstein looking ass big little boy give me your fishing pole oh hell no sure hey bootlegged pennywise keep complimenting me [ __ ] you better lower your tone before i put you up where did he go hello oh [ __ ] i apologize little green bean okay goodbye now [ __ ] what was that ah what the [ __ ] man where the hell is green b hey green bean are you okay what the hell did ronald mcdonald do [Music] look we made it just in time where's lele pons oh hell no what does this clown has [ __ ] do to lele i think i think something happened to me oh [ __ ] oh my god green bean i was looking everywhere for you by the way what happened to lele pons he looks like [ __ ] oh just the clown pedophile is all clown pedophile oh you mean herpe oh that [ __ ] i'm gonna [ __ ] kill him one day everybody pay attention i'm leaving you all i hope you all die [Music] hello everyone my name is medusa and i could care less about this or any of you so all right then we don't care about you ugly that's it i [ __ ] quit what did you say [Music] yeah you heard me grandpa chairman i'm done with this coochie exam i'm sick of it you're lost little girl okay so like can you [ __ ] leave okay everybody we're going to the next phase of the coochie exam this is my little friend that is so weird lele pons why would you imply that the little green man is weird because quite frankly you're the weirdest [ __ ] i've ever oh my god green bean look this view is [ __ ] beautiful hey kill boy yeah have you ever [ __ ] the bed maybe like a few times oh anyway wanna tell me about your life no just kidding green bean i'll tell you about my life basically i killed my grandma my cousins my cousins once removed my goldfish and my cat i also totally want to kill my mom but you won't [ __ ] dog however when i do put that old wrinkly hag six feet under i'll just say it's the best day of my life little boy the [ __ ] uh cowboy did you just see that hello kill boy and green bean [ __ ] why the [ __ ] are you stalking us what did you say why kill boy no need to be so mean [Music] the girls are fighting okay okay [ __ ] take your saggy earlobes elsewhere okay earlobes why are you making fun of my hair oh my god your ears are actually really saggy that's so funny looking like [ __ ] master shifu with them eyebrows built body boy that's it i'm out of here by green bean and master shifu oh my gosh such a bad man hey little boy you can apologize for letting me why don't you apologize shut the [ __ ] up basically you have to get to the bottom of the tower before his [ __ ] ass could speak get to the bottom of this [ __ ] oh i should have stayed home with my scary i'm afraid there's simply no way we can get down there well i know i can what the [ __ ] hello [ __ ] watch and learn boys and girl how many times do you have to say that i have balls god damn wow he's going really fast [Music] well [ __ ] [ __ ] hmm what's wrong all of these people are gone what see look half the people that were here are gone now god damn why is this coochie exam so complicated well lele pawns maybe you have to use your brain for once hey laylee pond scoopy cocka look over here there's trapdoors to get inside the tower what's he doing okay everyone find a hidden door and then we can meet inside the tower okay are you guys ready i'm so oh i'm so ready okay let's go uh guys i think we all have to wear these bracelets and it shows the time on yeah you're right green bean however there are five wristbands meaning we have to pair up with someone who we might not like uh hey it's me typhoon and i'm by cute goddammit not this ugly [ __ ] looks like we have to do a majority rule to open this door who the hell clicked the x [ __ ] idiot oh i totally apologize that was me are you dumb you're gonna be the reason why we lose the coochie exam stupid frog face do you want to die hey are we about to kiss right now no only if you really want to though god damn can you guys shut up we have to keep going whoa where the hell are we hey yo check it out over there why the hell they in like a bunch of oompa loompas i don't know why but i really want to throw hands with one of them i also agree they're quite ugly so i kind of want to fight them uh who wants to go first i guess i'll go no no no y'all ain't ready for this one show me what you got okay [Applause] what i give up you remind me of my uncle and i don't want to talk about the things he did man that wasn't fun at all god damn sorry guys i didn't mean to let you down my you idiot this is the last straw if you do something stupid like that again i might just kiss you wait what'd you say stop pay attention to the exam would you gosh hey guys can i go next please i guess go ahead green bean okay bulla you look really greasy yeah i haven't showered in months anyway pick a candle whose efforts goes out first loses the game okay okay now i'm allowing you to choose your candle which one do you want uh give me the big one i guess okay catch i win ugly boy good job green bean okay it's my turn now hey yo [ __ ] ass girl i'm part of the daddy longleg troop you can't do nothing to me ah did you just say the daddy longleg troop damn right little girl oh it looks like you're about to cry and piss your pants what did the daddy long leg troop do to you you probably deserve it shut the hell up overgrown smurf you're gonna die oh wait wait wait maybe let's talk this out uh how about we uh [Music] okay who's next i mean i guess i'll go hey review yourself so we can fight okay okay i can't fight you you're too pretty man what the hell why is he such a wimp perverted dumb sorry guys i really didn't mean to let you down hey yo green bean i don't like this dude he can't fight for [ __ ] sorry that's not my fault man whatever it's my turn anyway i actually feel really bad for the next person cause i'm literally gonna kill them why does your voice do that every time man mind your own damn business kill boy you weird ass little [ __ ] lily puns you're really one to talk because your voice is weird as hell too oh well your name is koopie kaka no it's literally koopie pico how many times so we trying to throw hands to be quite honest i just want to i just want to tear you apart and throw you across the room and hear you scream wow you're literally a freak anyway i'm about to beat the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of you i'd like to see you try this [ __ ] is so desperate [Music] all right listen up we're having the five of you wait in this room for about 50 hours don't ask why because there's no plot to this story whatever i'm just gonna go sit down cowboy not gonna lie you kind of freaked me out because you took out that dude's heart how did you do man it wasn't that hard i'm just that pretty [ __ ] man you know what i mean oh and plus i got these bad boys that's [ __ ] disgusting oh my god i wouldn't want those up my coochie [Music] um why are you why are you staring at me do you have a crush or something no man what the [ __ ] huh fight up up little [ __ ] killable you suck take diabetes yes finally there are only two minutes left oh one minute can this [ __ ] hurry up i can't breathe in here i'm hyper little generating lily pawns i'm pretty sure you mean hyperventilation don't don't correct me hey guys get the hell over here there's an exit sweet okay let's get out of here ew it literally smells like demi lovato's cliff chin and redneck breath in here someone needs to take a [ __ ] shower cause y'all stink so much he's so feisty okay everyone this concludes the third phase of the coochie exam the door will now open and you will move on to the fourth phase of the coochie exam they may have their differences but green bean was able to bring them all together and complete the trial as a team what will happen next time will lele ponce confess his love for typhoon or will kupikaka eat some apps

Channel: arouu

Views: 2,313,451

Keywords: anime, hunterxhunter, hxh

Id: AZqgLp9EnMs

Length: 17min 5sec (1025 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 02 2020