How WandaVision Should Have Ended

[choking] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it Stop it! Yes! Stop it! Stop all of this, Wanda! We all know you're sad... but you can't imprison an entire town. Well poopcicles on a stick! This is no fun! What is the matter with you? It would seem I ate some chewing gum... earlier with the boys... And now... I'm ... really drunk. Are you kidding me? Just reach in there and take it out like you did last episode you dummy! Oh right! Why thank you, Darling! Who are you? I... She came here because... She uh... She came here because.. [Stop it!] Because your wife is holding us all hostage! Noooooo! Woman you are not the boss of me! And I am tired of all this! My wife has done what??? This will be your only warning! Stay out of my... Yeah! That's my girl! Just like in the Ultron days! Thanks for coming on such short notice, Clint. Hey no problem! Long lost bro get to squeeze his stinkin sister to death or what? Wanda. Who is it? It's my... brother uh... that's not your brother. Yes I am! Yes it is! I'm afraid not, my dear. This is your brother. He died... Remember? Oh yeah! You aren't my brother! Yes I am! Bet you didn't see that coming Don't get people's hopes up with a cross over! And I killed Sparky too Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHA In that case... I'm thinking I'm back! Aaaaaagh! Nice tricks! I like yours too! Hold on a second... Did you just try to straight up murder two un armed kids? I uh... What is wrong with you? Grab this psycho! Have fun in the hospital! AAAAGGGGHHHH! I don't need you to tell me who I am... Because I'm Batman! I wasn't really Batman. I was just doing a really old bit. So it would appear that our dream home has been reduced to a fixer upper. I know you'll set everything right just not for us Well... about that... I think I have an idea that will accomplish both. So now the Hex just goes wherever I go! [applause] You didn't get rid of the hex? Nope! I just made a smaller but also roaming hex. Now I get to stay with my family I get to continue enjoying this sitcom thing Everything is great! Hey... how you doin? [laughter] I am DOING just wonderful thank you for asking [laughter] Yeah, but no one else is. Yeah this isn't exactly real. And you never learned to grow through your suffering. And you haven't had to answer for holding an entire town hostage. I think everyone is just having a hard time coming to grips with understanding that I am the boss now [surprised laughter] And whatever I want goes. [laughter] You have to renounce your wish Barbara I mean Wanda! I know how you feel and you can not just wish your loved ones back from the... Oh I think I can. [applause] I feel I agree with the group, my dear. Although we get to remain a family... You did leave Agnes trapped in a spell against her will. She killed our dog. That floozy &#*$#! [laughter] She got what she deserved! [laughter] This is so reckless! And I'm pretty sure this moving hex is just mutating people with special abilities everywhere you go now. Monica came out with super powers Does Darcy have powers now? Hey... what's up? I see you like technology... and coffee... I too have.. [I'm gonna pass] [laughter] Verdict's still unclear about Darcy's powers [laughter] And lets not forget your boys That's the most weird part about all of this The boys are fine! See they're singing with that nice minstrel over there. Children Souls... Children Souls... Give me your Children Souls! Children Children Souls give me souls! give me children souls give me your souls right now! Yes. Thank you. for the souls. Everything is fine! We have said goodbye before. So it stands to reason.. We'll say hello again. So long, Darling. Hello again! I heard about that thing you did with all the guns! What? That's my girl!

Channel: How It Should Have Ended

Views: 4,683,572

Keywords: WandaVision, HISHE, how it should have ended, Marvel, Avengers, Scarlet Witch, Wanda, Vision, Comedy, Parody, Entertainment, Movies, Review, ending explained, Doctor Strange, Magneto, X-men, funny, hawkeye, agatha all along, Batman

Id: cij0pxAK9w0

Length: 6min 8sec (368 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 22 2021

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[u/TheRealMissTriss]

Wandsvision should have ended with a sponsorship with a random mobile game so they can earn more money? Makes sense.

[u/Lucky_Randomness]

That FRIENDS bit at the end was quite good

[u/helpmegetgood98k]

really well done by Daniel and the team!

[u/Jack-Earth-2]

Man that John Wick crossover takes me back to that fake theory I had about Keanu Reeves being the big actor that Paul wanted to work with.