How to start any run with 250k gold in Noita (early access)

Wan's spells and especially perk rerolls can get very expensive in Noida that is why today I'm gonna show you a method to start any run by relatively quickly obtaining approximately two hundred and fifty thousand gold before we get started a quick disclaimer this is obviously something that will most likely be patched so if you're watching this a few months from now it may be completely removed or just a lot more difficult to pull this off because as it is right now this is extremely easy to do you just need a bit of time and some chaotic poly morphine if you can't find a full flask in your minds then as a last resort you can head to the twisty passages and empty your water flask and then very carefully drop the flask close to you into a small pool and if the flask happens to land on its bottom then it'll fill a lot quicker you don't need to completely fill it up or anything but I would get probably at least thirty percent okay so I'm actually going to show the entire process of doing this but I'm gonna edit it a bunch afterwards so don't you worry about that but from the point at which you get chaotic poly morphine it should take between 15 and 20 minutes to do this I already discovered the seed on stream so I know exactly where to go here but if you have to go if you can't find any chaotic poly morphine in your minds and it's not like right here out in the open and you have to go to the twisty passages then it'll take a little bit longer but you can do this in any seed all you need is a little bit of chaotic poly morphine and to wave at the minecart that almost runs you over anyway so now I'm just gonna use some teleport Adium because I picked up a little bit of that on my way down the getting the chaotic poly morphine teleport up to the cliff and now we are going to journey all the way across the entire world all the way to the far eastern wall of extremely dense Rock so on the mountainside across the grass over the fishpond and then finally we get into the desert if you get really lucky and you happen to find a teleportation wand in your mind's then yeah you'll cut down the time at which it takes to do this significantly however it's only about three and a half minutes in and we're at the pyramid so really it doesn't take that long of course after you find the chaotic poly morphine anyway once we pass the pyramid we are almost there all right once we hit the wall we just got to work our way all the way up which is pretty easy just be patient with it after about another minute we enter the home of the essence of Earth and then from here at the top of the diamond we want to just work our way over across the ceiling here I'm gonna use some chaotic poly morphine but it's a it's a little risky when you're using chaotic poly morphine you could sometimes polymorph yourself into a fish or into a worm and then fall all the way back down so you might want to take the careful approach here because remember as long as there's one pixel sticking out from a wall you can stand on that and you could wedge yourself into a lot of these little crevasses up there keep in mind also that using chaotic poly morphine has kind of an upper limit once you poly mark yourself eighty times you'll make the gods extremely angry and then every time after that that you polymorph yourself you have a chance to permanently get stuck in that form so there's a little bit of a risk reward factor here but I mean the reward is pretty huge starting off with 250,000 gold and another vertical wall which we want to climb to about halfway up you could climb all the way up until you hit another roof to kind of gauge how far halfway is but I've done this a few times before recording this so I kind of have a really good idea about where it is I'm gonna stop right here where this little reservoir is I'm gonna fill that with some of the poly morphine we need to polymorph ourselves into a giant worm so that we can eat our way to the east through the extremely dense rock into an area hidden behind it anyway while we wait I will tell you how to control yourself as a worm what you do is use the a and D keys or left and right on a gamepad to turn the direction of your head and then you make sure make absolute sure you use the W key to speed yourself up w key or up on gamepad anyway eventually we will turn into a worm in my case a hell worm and we're just gonna press W make sure aimed in the right direction and we enter the gold biome it's actually just called gold and yes it's a giant square room or vault like uncle Scrooge's money vault I reference that in pretty much every video of this that I make that has anything to do with gold so there we go another reference to ducktales but yeah this is gonna take probably another 5 minutes or so to collect every single pixel of gold and that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna make sure I get every single pixel look at this isn't it glorious yes glorious and it was relatively easy to obtain all right so here we are I believe we've gotten every single pixel that we can get and you know it berries give or take a few a few thousand maybe but my final count two hundred and forty seven thousand nine hundred and forty-one gold absolutely insane now we can actually begin our run through the game we can buy every wand every spell we want per tree rolls still get extremely expensive extremely quickly so we're not gonna be able to re-roll too much but you can still do it a few times at least maybe like five times before it starts getting very expensive anyway so there we have it guys now we just went ahead all the way back to the mines which takes another five minutes but I mean what's a little bit of time what's 20 minutes 25 minutes even a half-hour to start your run off any run you want to start it off with 250,000 gold once again this is most likely gonna get patched because it is really easy to obtain this but anyway I hope you guys enjoyed the video if you have any comments criticisms questions suggestions please let me know down below and enjoy going shopping in Noida you

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Length: 7min 12sec (432 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 15 2019