How To IMPRESS A GIRL (r/AskReddit)

our slash is credit by IRA did subscribe for more ask reddit videos please I need friends in lonely what's something men do to impress women that actually impressed women having a house or apartment they independently maintain and keep clean I always do stupid stuff to pretend to impress my girlfriend and make a big deal about it and she just playfully rolls her eyes but last week I flipped an omelet perfectly while mid-conversation and it's the first time I've seen her look genuinely impressed in our four years together edit to spelling yes I'm on the bar also holy [ __ ] I didn't know omelettes were such a big deal I should have used these skills when I was younger long-ranged 360 noscope cam strips cooking listening to what I'm saying and retaining it for later if I mentioned something in passing and two weeks later the topic comes back up and he still remembers exactly what I said to start there and build from it that's a panty-dropper make her smile now listen my mom's only advice about women to me when I was a teen was always find out what makes the woman you like smile I know it sounds dumb esteem but now as a 40 year old man that advice is solid F and has not wavered what's great is that the formula works see if you have a shallow woman who just like material things then money and [ __ ] like that will make her smile if you have a woman that enjoys a simple hug and a kiss that will make her smile if you have a woman that enjoys lots of sex then that will make her smile so what better way to impress a woman than to get to know her and find out what makes her smile also it is the test to see if you are compatible then you do your best to always put that smile on her face and if you do that better than any other man she's yours forever remember most of the time you forget a person's actions but you never forget how they made you feel this is today's SAP asterisk asterisk asterisk edit thank you so much for the reddit gold funny thing as I was raised by a single parent my mom and growing up I was always embarrassed I only had a mom looking back in my relationship experiences having a woman give me advice about women was probably the best thing to ever happen to me I'm just passing it on what I've learned and what has worked for me equals asterisk asterisk asterisk edit edit ok generic things 1 learn how to cook two or three good solid meals to learn how to I'm 3 be nice to all people 4 calm the [ __ ] down when you were with her nothing else matters listen and enjoy her 5 observe things about her nail polish color bearings color of shoes she put a lot of effort into those things to look good so acknowledge the effort by simply remembering there are a lot of other things but like I said all women are different you gotta put in the work to find out how to bring that woman joy as a man that's your damn job anyways right if you don't another man will and then you'll really kindness my mum always said you can tell a lot about a man by how he treats animals I extend this also to how he treats suede staff at restaurants curious children of them all crying babies in enclosed spaces it's kindness to others that I feel impressed me the most I know you can be kind to me you want in my pants being kind to those around him is more impressive in my book let them finish their stories not a woman but this took me years to learn when your sue comes to you with a problem listen not try to solve their problem as 9/10 they want someone to listen not to fix always was tough for me as I like fixing things somebody please say fixing things take an interest in them and try to learn more about their areas of interest too often people try to impress others with the braga Chthon method but in reality it's much better to make others feel like they are interesting to apologize when they've made mistakes accept apologies when we've made mistakes edit for simplicity apologizing for goof everyone men and women smelling nice it shows they care and also they smell nice treating his mother or sister or close female relative well and with respects gives a really good impression in our cook for them seriously when I was single cooking a meal usually got a really good night afterward apparently banging your chest and screaming only works for gorillas I like it when guys are nice to little kids it's so cute communication if you don't want to go out or do something just let me know if you don't like something just tell me I won't judge you I won't get mad but I can't read your mind shoot the [ __ ] with the staff I always take my dates to places where I'm a regular when everyone knows your name it makes you look like a latter-day Symetra tease them be playful don't seem overly concerned with being nice be respectful obviously but women tend to be turned off when they feel they are being placed on a pedestal when we were dating my wife was impressed that I would always call when I said I would call I generally do the things I say I'm going to do that alone put me leagues ahead of a lot of other guys someone has said this before in one of these threads but it really resonates with me having a plant that he can not smoke and is not dead and break turns and break turns L day law edit my most liked comment to date is a Top Gear reference win personally staying curious loving to learn and having an open mind I hope when the inevitable reverse-thread is made tomorrow that nobody talks [ __ ] about guys who post they want girls who know how to cook it's only fair helicopter penis there pokedex on Pokemon Gaea speak to them like they're not an alien species handling any situation involving spiders a large bugs with minimal shudders doing activities that are not his first choice and finding some fun in it being kind to service people strangers and animals one looking after yourself physically two wearing half decent clothes and washing them frequently three reading books but not too many for smiling often and being funny five being able to cook beyond grilled cheese edit forgot number five just being honest can go miles with women anything that begins with the phrase old my beer or being able to successfully navigate likey this is just men typing what they're seeing women are impressed by make friends with her can't I'm really impressed when a man shows genuine interest edit by interest I mean give me a little effort back when talking to me it is annoying when the other individual does not put any effort into a response after you write a paragraph and they just respond with Wow okay or even in real life when we are talking and all I see is disinterest or an impersonal question about how the other person's day was granted it is not always easy to be interested in whatever the hell the other person is talking about but it is nice to see even a little bit of try being a single woman who is out there and talking to people online and in real life it is just one of the things that impress me along with a lot of other things on this thread just make sure you trust your gut and be honest I don't think there is an foolproof means of impressing women remember something I said in passing never ceases to amaze me and make me feel all giddy inside when a guy shows they were genuinely listening lick your eyebrow with your tongue and tell them about your chocolate flavored dick that ejaculates money works every time because I had an old junk truck and it sometimes doesn't start when I hit the key well I had a woman in the truck and it wouldn't start so I grabbed my screwdriver pop the hood and jumped the terminals on the starter solenoid in the truck fired right up she acted like I just discovered fire definitely wasn't trying to impress her but she was definitely impressed help little old ladies no joke first snowstorm I was dating the mister and still kind of sought her on the fence still as it was about a few weeks in we pulled into his driveway and noticed a little old lady trying to fix her wiper that had broken off without batting an eye he gets out walks over fixes it and comes back sealed the deal such a hunk at a group gathering he will pick up or help with the dishes without being asked I have been at so many group things where the girls just start doing the cleanup nonchalantly and the guys will hang if if you doesn't just offer but jumps into doing the dishes the silverware won't be the only thing getting wet probably depends on the gal but my wife always talks about how great it is that I don't just kind of shadow her at parties but he'll have my own conversations and meet new people while still checking in every once in a while I'm 55 so take it with a grain was married to a crazy for 15 years raised three wonderful kids remarried an amazing smart sane and calm woman who is also a yoga teacher I think 15 years of karma ready da try to listen more than you talk make her laugh the one thing that seems to make my wife's friends and my lady friends say man I wish you could get cloned and date nears that I realize how lucky I am to have my kids and my wife that for all the personal work I've done and whatever success I've had 90% of it is lark if you're a friend the one thing you'll know is I consider myself one lucky bastard to have my missus those realizations are kind of humbling I guess they make you think I'd better try to deserve this there are a lot of really good women out there who don't feel appreciated or even fully seen by their partners there are also a lot of women who are impressed by how crappy you can treat em I guess that keeps the doubt Shabaks dating so if you're on a first date or have a friend you'd like to date find ways to let er know you enjoy her company you appreciate her brain and her opinions you value her show it and say it and a bonus learn to freaking cook decently it's not that hard edit and learn to spell without having to hit edit three times unsurprisingly working out / being in good shape it shows a basic understanding of taking care of yourself and bare-minimum positive lifestyle choices worth noting that there is no one quick fix Clemente exclamation point exclamation point one exclamation point one that will impress every given stranger people have preferences and sometimes women are people to ask questions this is so simple but so often overlooked especially on the first few dates for every question you answer make sure you ask one watching a guy get excited when they learn that we have the same interest in something they really like not a woman but every man should learn how to eat god [ __ ] it's a game changer edit looks like I'm keeping the spelling error smiley faces according to my girlfriend being funny I'm a very average looking person my hair is not great I have no muscle and my girlfriend is objectively a very beautiful girl she said that me being mice got her to go out with me but me being able to make her laugh consistently is what made her fall in love if all the high CP Gerardus I went on a first date with a girl I met a few weeks ago been on quite a few after apparently she was mind blown that I called her number after she gave it to me like she know she'd saved my calling blew her away I'm 27 but now I feel like some antiquated dinosaur I guess next time I'll just snap my helicoptering dick or something acknowledging that just like men women are individuals who enjoy and are impressed by a wide variance of things what may impress some may not impress others give her an organism saving them from alligators or aliens that's my guess treat me like a person don't act so surprised when I actually and well informed about something chop wood with an Eryx I chopped a few pieces for a fire while my girlfriend sat with my family when I sat back down she whispered I didn't know you could do that sex happened out in the few days following taken all not right now with grace whether the ask is a conversation date sex relationship and I'm 100% more likely to continue friendship / relationship if the answer is all too bad but I get it versus negative or surly response something my wife says she appreciates is the continual little ways I show I care it's funny because I consider myself totally unromantic no scented candles no rose petals scattered around man of that yet she tells me I'm very romantic for the small things I do things like just wandering up behind her and giving her a shoulder rub if she's had a hard day making a point of hugging her when I get back home saying I love you when parting I notice I'm the only one at work who says I love you when on the phone to his wife or even just calling up from work and arranging to grab lunch together or volunteering to spend time with her for no special reason making it obvious that I enjoy her company no big romantic gestures but continuous little things paying a homeless person to robber then beating the [ __ ] out him in front of her only to get caught paying him later really tells them to what lengths you'll go to get their attention [Music]

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Length: 15min 4sec (904 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 01 2019