How to Beat Bloodborne

hey did you ever wish that nightmare creatures on the PlayStation and N64 got sequel well have I gotten news for you this is bloodborne and here's how you beat it oh yeah okay you're going to start off by making your character the name is super important this is perfect make sure you choose violent past make the head as large as possible and then also make the character look like Uncle Jack from Breaking Bad that's what got this party started huh all right so the game starts with you basically waking up in like the manager's office at a Hot Topic in the middle of the mall so just hop right off that gurnie and you can start now circle is going to be your Dodge button and roll button you're going to want to blast through this door anytime you rate a message fine it heals whoever wrote the message so rate them all fine do it now run down these stairs and get ready to kick the ass of the first enemy you find pound the [ __ ] out of them uh you got stuck on a table and died that's cool that was supposed to happen and I'm serious this is the doll don't worry she's C and your friends are going to give you some weapons make sure you take the hunter Axe and also the blunderbus there's no other options for weapons and get the notebook these tombstones are how you get around in the game you're going to want to go back to the room that you started in cuz there's no other option so remember that guy we were supposed to kick his ass and then we didn't well not now you can equip your weapons and you can go and kick that guy's ass don't forget to take your hat off and if you press the touchpad you can equip important items to this menu and you want to put your notebook there and you want to write your first note make sure you put a hunter is never alone now you can kick this guy's ass go through this door slam Open this gate turn to the left cuz there's nothing here and you're welcome to arnum there you are what more do you want how about some blood vials pick those bastards up you need a shitload of those make sure you rate all the notes fine and pick up these mlov cocktails you can put these and other items in your quick item slot pull this lever and climb this ladder and then cover your ears cuz you're going to [ __ ] hate this now light this lamp and go talk to this window you must be a hun anytime there's a window or door with a light like this around it you can talk to it this guy will probably kick your ass but you know what you're going to learn how to deal with it right here use the gun at the Apex of an enemy's swing in order to Parry it make sure you leave a ton of notes you can be mean if you want to ruing ynam and the reason that the town is finished is because you must work so punish anybody who's just sitting around whenever you see a note like this make sure you rate it fine even if you don't know what they're talking about now when you make it through the town square you're going to kill this fat guy and there's a torch this is the best item in the game if you've made it to this bridge you are [ __ ] you're going to want to use these rocks you're going to want to use these rocks okay you're going to want to use these Pebbles that worked have you played this game before you are really good at this you're totally going to beat this game it can be done just not the way you want it he's got don't forget about the guy in the chair you got to talk to him he's your best friend he's got all kinds of knowledge to impart he's a good Bo he's got a gun and there's another Lantern so make sure you talk to the door go through this window and go to the right and smash through the barrels and go through the arch yes this is the best emote in the game if you press left on the touchpad you can get to your gesture screen equip that [ __ ] look at how cool that is by now if you've rooted around in the sewers enough you've got a ton of items but if you see this little skull you got to use it cuz it gives you more eyeballs return to the dream by touching hand hovering this little lamp now that you have one in sight the doll is awake so you can talk to her and level up this is where you spend your Echo that you get from killing enemies you're going to want to go for quality which is 50 vit 20 endurance 30 decks 30 strength this is a really good build next up you're going to want to go back into the sewers to fight this guy because right behind him is like one of the greatest items in the game and it's four items can you believe that just put that bad boy on take the hat off too all right now go back to that bridge that you got [ __ ] on or that you did the [ __ ] on and kill this guy and his Crow buddies now they say a corpse should be left well alone but that is not true in bloodborne you can get away with anything so you're up against the first boss this is the cleric Beast he's a real [ __ ] bastard start off with a little mlov and just start [ __ ] hammer in his ass it's really easy if you just stick close to him you got to stay on his ass you got to don't give him a [ __ ] moment to rest this is going to teach you that the more aggressive you play the better you're going to be at bloodborne so show off that style next up we're going to use our beckoning Bell to summon another player for some help for the next boss which is father gascoine and he's really mad because he killed his wife so I summoned a friend and this is going to teach you why sometimes it's not great to summon people because especially if it's your first time this is going to happen where he's just going to delete the boss so this guy just blasted gas going in about five hits so do with that what you will if you go to this little bird bath in the workshop you can spend your Insight here you're going to want to buy a tiny bell and another tiny bell this area is where you upgrade your items and you can also put gemstones in them [Music] now this is the friendliest guy in all of bloodborne he'll tell you that you can send people to this Chapel here good to know now remember how gasen killed his wife well you can pick up a red BR from her near him and you can bring it back to his little daughter who is very sad now because she is abandoned and an orphaned so she leaves to go to the chapel but if you go down here and kill this pig after reloading he's going to drop some red ribbons which is the ribbon that the little girl was wearing so great now she's dead because of you how does that feel you can send this person to the chapel too a these Giants can be intimidating cuz they hit like trucks and they have a ton of Health but if you just stay on their ass like every other big enemy you'll kill them now if you want to progress at this point you got to smash all these pots in this room go over here in the Hunter's workshop and you'll find a little stump where the messengers are hanging out and you can give them that little ribbon you got from the dead girl lovely the next area in the game is old yarum that sign can't stop me because I can't read so go ahead and push this door open and prepare for your first warning turn back turn back while you still can you're doomed this is why the torch is one of the best items in the game it scares beasts while certain beasts very intimidating now throughout most of this area this guy with a biblically Accurate galling Gun is going to shoot you for inordinate amounts of time here you're going to fight your first first non boss Hunter NPC and these guys are real [ __ ] very hard this a good time to learn how to use your gun properly nice this is where the guy with the Gatling gun was if you just climb with the ladder real fast and shoot him really quick he'll fall right off and if you're lucky enough you can still grab the items he drops all right now the lighting in this church is really bad so the pastor sent you up into the rafters to work on the light fixtures you're going to make a couple dubious jumps here pick pick up some more items and when you make it to the bottom and kill all the enemies you're going to see my favorite part of going to church anytime you see smoke like this there's probably a sneaky little guy hiding in it remember to be aware of your surroundings all right here we are at the blood starved Beast now you can throw these Pung and blood cocktails and that'll distract him but what you really want to do is put some flame on your weapon and just kind of stick close to his left side and don't die don't die okay you can try it again it's fine you get as many continues as you want in this game this is a very common stop Gap boss for a lot of people but you just got to stay on them and Dodge into him do not Dodge away from him you got to respect his distance go back to Odin chapel and if you go out one of the doors you're going to find this kind of angry garbage man and he's going to beat the [ __ ] out of you and then he's going to drag you off to basically prison uh yahl the Unseen village now it's kind of early to be here but there's an NPC that you want to kind of talk to and note she's a little crybaby if the music in this place doesn't scare the [ __ ] out of you then the enemies will so get out of here cuz it's a little too early for you to be here so go back to Odin chapel and go through this door where there's a little elevator now now now a good trick whenever you take an elevator in this game is to send it back where it came from cuz you're probably going to die and you don't want to wait for the elevator to come back down he got okay run through this area head to the right up ahead and drop on down now you're going to come to blood porn's first jumping or like falling puzzle just take it slow line it up real carefully and just kind of do it here just like this no okay no oh no that was okay don't do it like that let's try that again maybe no Jesus [ __ ] Christ okay come on let's try it again um we want to get to this [ __ ] okay well that's the right platform oh my God okay last time here we go this is it yes okay cool good job first try Okay pop open this door and this is going to take you to the abandoned old Workshop this is the same one that you level up in only it's different lawence what's taking you so long so go ahead and light the lamp and kind of look around you know check this stuff out there's some pretty cool items and flavor in here but you can find one of the most important items in the game here and I'm not kidding it's an umbilical cord you can also find a dress have you ever wanted to have your brain sucked well now now you can harder daddy now if you come across any levers in the game make sure you pull them cuz they're going to open up shortcuts and if you see these guys they're real bastards but a quick gunshot Parry takes care of them real good you what some of the residents are really stubborn and step away from our castle and rude all right let's head back to yaher ghoul and head down this staircase and just kind of oh no no no no no no no get get out of here get out of here get out of here by gas Queen's armor with some insight you can talk to this church lady and you can send her to Odon Chapel now from the chapel of Odon if you go all the way up all the stairs that you can find in the area you will come to one of the coolest bosses in the game this is vicer [Music] Amelia now it's kind of the same as all the other big bosses just stay really close on her and learn her movements they're easy to dodge and she's easy to kill you just got to focus Dodge into her do all the normal stuff once you've defeated that bastard make sure you touch this big spooky skull now you're going to go to the left of where you fought Vicor Amelia or to the right if you're leaving and it'll take you to hemwick charal Lane don't disturb these people this will eventually lead you to fight The Witch of hemwick which is just such a pushover boss there's no way you're going to lose you're going to kick this thing's ass it's the easiest is fighting the game she disappears and goes all around the place and you just chase her down and super easy you're not going to die there you go see what did I tell you you prey slaughtered you you're killing it you're killing it keep it up I love it now make sure after you kill the witch that you go down in this little secret room CU there's a special item here this will let you equip runes at the workshop runes are like Buffs for your character now these guys have eyeballs on their lanterns everything gets more eyeballs in this game it's really cool but don't ask why I you the good now you know this password so you can just tell this guy to shut up and let you in oh and he's dead great more eyeballs too awesome okay welcome to everybody's favorite area in the game you made it you made it to Forbidden Woods show off a little bit you earned it now there's tons of traps in this area to avoid there's also tons of enemies to kill but what I would really suggest is running past and through most of the enemies in this area cuz um they're pretty tough the gift of the godhead will grant you strength especially these guys if you don't pound them quick and fast they are going to transform into some kind of snake monster [ __ ] hate these snake monsters there's plenty of NPCs in this area too and you can send some of them to Odin Chapel you can't send this guy but you can join his [Laughter] cult like I said a good method in this place is to just run around grab all the items on the ground and ignore most of the enemies cuz they're pretty hard to kill at this point if you've made it through the area you'll get to the boss which is kind kind of one of the hardest bosses in the game it's kind of another stop Gap so I summon some help for this one this is the shadows of yarum and there's three enemies to fight at once it can get really chaotic and they also kind of have a a small phase too where they all transform into snake people of course but if you get a good partner you'll kick their ass no problem good hunting make sure you always say thanks to your Cooperators now you might not like it but this is how College looks in this game this reminds me of my uncle so jump into this Lake after you finish your morning classes and you're going to be fighting Rah the vacuous spider this is a complicated boss this boss will teleport after you do a certain amount of damage to it and spawn a bunch of ads you can use lightning paper or bolt paper against this boss to do a little extra damage but all you got to do is stay on her side and keep on hammering her avoid the ads as much as you can don't waste time trying to kill them just focus on the boss and if you do everything right and Dodge your projectiles you will smash this spider now this is where a tonal shift in bloodborne kind of occurs and things start getting real heady and there's a lot more baby [Music] crying [Applause] you're also going to start seeing these things everywhere now this area is to the right of where you fought Vicor Amelia and if you make it through basically this is yahar ghoul but not the Unseen Village part so once you make it through you're going to come up on yet another boss this is one of the coolest boss names in the history of video games this is dark Beast parl just be aggressive stay on him you'll kick his ass don't even worry about it once you make it farther into yaher you're going to start seeing these [ __ ] Abominations and they suck hate these [ __ ] things if you own the DLC you'll be able to summon these MPC Cooperators and I summon one for this next fight which is a really interesting fight the sky basically poops out a bunch of bodies that are all kind of Amalgamated together but what you're going to do is you're going to run past the boss you're going to go up this staircase and you want to kill all of these uh mobs that are up on the Rafters cuz they'll be shooting ass lasers at you this boss is kind of easy stay close to him and just pound on him he's already dead okay once that boss is dead you're going to find this corpse sitting in a here and you're going to want to touch it cuz that's what you do in this game and this will take you to the lecture building you get to go back to school awesome you've always talked about going back to school so light these lamps and again pay attention to your surroundings oh great this cannot be no it can it can be it's patches there's two exits you can take after class and the bottom one will take you to the nightmare Frontier which is a beautiful place Cordon r owns a condo here and he put these lanterns all over and you can just follow the lanterns and they'll kind of guide you through this area which can get pretty confusing there is a poison swamp and if you make it far enough into the poison swamp you're going to meet one of the greatest enemies in the game and it's not these guys it's these guys great I love these things and you're dead now you don't even have to go into the poison area to make it to the boss so do that at your own will but once you make it to the boss you're going to be fighting an amygdala that's right the part of your brain that causes fear now start off by whacking it in the face and showing it that you don't take any [ __ ] and what you want to do is you want to hit its limbs that are glowing so see the arm right here how it's all glowy you want to be focusing on that otherwise you're not going to do any damage to the boss so using a long weapon like the axe in its uh switch form it's great nice now after you finish this area you got to go back to school you just you got to go back to school go up to the second floor and open up this here door and it'll take you to the nightmare of menus which is a great name I'll let you Google what that means on your own time but basically what's going to happen is this window is going to start shooting psychic harpoons at you so so you got to take cover as you progress through this area and once you make it to the spider room you're just going to want to turn right and go this way if you keep going straight from there a little bit you'll find this bell ringing woman who you're going to want to kill she summons really deadly Spirits next you're going to make it to a bridge with this guy on it don't pull him yet just turn around and you're going to want to kill these spiders that are chasing you great now you can kill that guy and once you make it past him you're going to come to this room with all these pygmies these pygmies are an indigenous yanam species see how they just shamble around aimlessly oh this one's a little pissed off come down there big fell I just want to get a look at you he's a real fighter all right let's head on to the n blls a c or some say CM literally nobody says that all right this is melage host of The Nightmare this guy is a fun boss he's kind of puzzle oriented so what you're going to do is you're going to chase him through a bunch of hallways until he ends up in a little room where you can pound on him now once you pound on him enough he's going to run away again and oh God he's like really oh he's really turned on for some reason and basically just chase him down through the environment once you kill him you can show off your style again now is a good time to do some chalice dungeons now chalice dungeons are accessed via these tombstones I just ran past and they're kind of like uh dungeon crawling experiences they're really fun and they give you some good items and also they're a great way to practice now go back to the main game after you've done enough of the Chalice Dungeons and fight your way through a couple Shadows of yarum that are just regular NPCs now they're still almost just as tough fight these giant pigs that now have a ton of eyes because everything gets more eyes uh what's going on here I don't know why I did that but I feel like you have to pull this here lever if you can find it and instead of opening a door or making an elevator work it just kind of drops this giant sack of eyeballs this is the thing that was shooting those psychic harpoons at you earlier well are you ready to fight the final boss can you like shut up this is Margo's wet nurse now she can be the last boss but for this playthrough she's not going to be the last boss basically you're going to want to stick to her just like all the other bosses and avoid being in front of her because she has some pretty crazy frontal AOE damage she also is going to split into multiple forms halfway through the fight so be prepared for that now once the baby dies you're going to get a third of an umbilical cord again and you're going to want to go back to the workshop where everything's on fire now what we need to do is get a third umbilical cord so since we sent the right NPCs you did send the right NPCs to OD in Chapel right some of them are dead some of them have gone insane and some of them have given birth to basically tiny little gods and you're going to want to kill this tiny little God and also the that gave birth to it unfortunately and this is how you're going to get another umbilical cord great job now before we use the umbilical cords and go to the Final Bosses of the game there's still DLC to play so we're going to get there by going to this amydala and letting it crush us this will bring you to the hunters nightmare this is the first level of the DLC the old Hunters now this is going to be a ramp up in difficulty if this is your first time playing the game the enemies here are very aggressive there's plenty of Tricks but I'm here to help you this is a mirror of the Odin Chapel area in the normal game so run up to where Vicor Amelia was and grab that eye pendant check out the scenery cuz this place is beautiful now when you run through this place you're going to fight one of the hardest bosses in the game this is the giant horse boy no sir I don't like it but you're going to beat his ass real good don't you worry about that just be nice and aggressive once he pulls out the Moonlight Greatsword though you're going to want to respect his distance and try to stay behind him now just like in real life when you kill your boss you're going to want to talk to its head laying on the floor the thread of light what a [Music] thrill and silence through the night what aill [Music] I'm now this here is a doctor that was messing around with blood this is actually not in the DLC area I went back to go kill her um because you get another umbil cord from her and we need as many of those as we can get even though you only need three you need as many another area I forgot to go to is Kane Hurst Castle you can get there by going to this weird obelisk in hemwick charal lane and then you hop into like a ghost Stage Coach like a stage ghost I guess you'd call it and it'll drive you through the winter just like a good Ford Focus and you'll end up at Kane herst Castle oh my God they're beautiful I can fix her her I like this area cuz it's basically like an episode of Scooby-Doo anyways climb up to the top of the castle and then you get to fight the Martyr this guy has a lot of spells that you need to kind of use these pillars to avoid he shoots out skulls he shoots out a big explosive psychic Haroon thing again you're going to want to bait these spells out and then get behind him in order to start pummeling him and once you've defeated him he's going to drop one of the greatest items in the game it's probably like the third or fourth best item in the game a little a happy little crown and if you put that on and go to his throne you'll unlock a secret area but before we do anything with that we're going to go back to the original game where we fought vicer I and we're going to fight one of the saddest bosses in the game uh and this is e the crow she's another Hunter boss so just use all your tricks she can be staggered she can be parried with your gun so use everything you got at your disposal take her down and you'll be able to buy her cool armor and her weapons from the inside vendor Now find this guy and talk to him good and then go back to the secret room and you'll see that he's basically turned the queen into pulp oh okay back to the DLC now you're in wow you're in trouble is what you're in so these meat wads with bodies are all over this place iise they're all insane once you make it to the top you're going to push this here lever and it's going to raise some stairs up for you so you can access the boss of this area but by now you should have picked up an item that will let you access the first vicer which is in the vicer Amelia area in the DLC so let this guy do his Dirty Work sneak past him and you'll be fighting the first Victor yeah this guy is really really hard do not be afraid to summon help like I did here and about halfway through the fight this guy's going to be covered in lava so you can't really get too close to him but there are still opportunities so make sure you take them when you got them and remember say thank you to your Cooperators all right you useless piece of [ __ ] time to clear our way to the clock Tower first off you're going to fight the living failures this boss can be difficult because there's multiples of them at the same time but if you use line of sight knowledgeably and kind of kite them around the center pillar of sunflower you'll be able to handle them pretty pretty easily good job now you got the clock tower key so you can push forward into the clock tower don't forget to crush any Vermin you find by the way push forward into the Clock Tower and you're going to fight one of the greatest bosses of all time this is the character that the doll is based off of a corpse should be left well alone that's right it's lady Maria here we go now she's a hunter boss so you can Parry her you can stagger her about halfway through she's going to buff herself and start kind of doing this River of blood kind of thing with her weapon so you really got to keep your distance but you also want to close the distance too again it just helps to get behind her after she does a big attack a lot of people will say this is one of the toughest bosses in the game but if you beat it then you can do [ __ ] anything all right now you're going to want to go to where she was sitting and hold up your commemorative Space Jam token that you got for Easter in 1999 and it'll open up this door to the outside of the clock tower ooh all right you're in the second greatest area of the game everybody's favorite this is the fishing Hamlet if you find a well drop down into it and you'll get this weapon totally for free you don't have to do anything there's not really hard enemies to fight down there at all so just drop right into that well and grab that item they're also going to be chased by a hunter the entire time so make sure you take care of that and when you get on this elevator and take it down you're going to be fighting the last boss of the DLC this is the orphan of cause there's not a lot to say about this boss that I haven't already said about other bosses so hopefully all of your training has worked well and will get you through this boss which is a major effort and definitely one of the hardest bosses in the game he's got plenty of AOE magic he's got plenty of range he'll grow wings halfway through and he also beats you to death with his placenta so pretty badass lightning paper works really well on this Boss by the way but I do recommend saving it for the second phase when you kind of need that [Applause] extra you did great kid I'm really proud of you all right uh this Shadow I didn't record it but you do want to smack that shadow in order to initiate the ending cut scene and actually kill the boss now go back to the workshop because it's time to kill the actual last bosses But first you want to crush slat the umbilical cords that you got you need three of them in order to activate the actual last boss of the game so if you follow this guy up till now you should be just fine I'm sure I didn't miss anything so Boot Scoot and Boogie on over to Gman which is in thiser power field kind of like mgs3 and he's going to give you some options you're going to want to refuse this is going to piss Gan off and he's going to come right after you but you've got a gun just shoot him and stab him now he's going to use all the tricks that a hunter has so you got to be prepared to fight this guy you got to be prepared to kick his ass and you got to be prepared to [ __ ] learn his move set probably going to take you a couple times but if you've already beaten the orphan of cause this guy should kind of be a pushover but that's not it because you're immediately going to go into the best boss in this game the coolest one he's so badass he tries to hug you but you're like no no I'm a slug and so then you get to fight him this is the moon presence a very aggressive boss a very fast boss a very big boss but you've already fought so many large beasts that you know you already know that you just need to stick on his butt and you need to take them to Pound Town even if you get down to one blood vile you can do this I believe in you wow wow you really are bloodborne all right there you go you earned it the greatest ending in all the video Gam game history are you cold oh good [Music] Hunter what the [ __ ] [Music]

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Published: Fri Apr 05 2024