How To Be Super Funny

[Music] all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces oh hey I didn't see you there and I also didn't see you you could stay though I know you guys only watch my videos for the dramatic sports [Music] for the emotion of twists and turns pulling your heartstrings [Music] [Applause] [Music] and the lessons I teach each and every one of you but there's one genre I haven't been able to tackle yet the absolute worst comedy yes I don't think I have a funny bone in my body and by golly I've never attempted to make you guys laugh before and the master himself me needs to learn a thing or two so today I'm going to take you on a journey to be super funny so I stayed up past my bedtime last night and saw that grandma left the TV on and I saw the funniest guy in the whole wide world named Seth word there's been on many national television shows and it also has a five-star review on Yelp from a guy named Matt who he's a comedy master and he's gonna teach each and every one of you watching how to be comedy masters as well except for you and yeah and yeah yeah oh yeah no filming [Music] okay we're here hello well look at this place I think this is it hello funny guy hey hey welcome make it your britches rave for some good physical comedy something [Music] hey your name's cheb right hey I know because I know everything about every one of my students and you better believe it start trusting in them are you a funnel good fashion comedy fun physical comedy training session time yeah sure yeah yeah okay gonna get it no no no no check no but no blood then you're not doing it right cool okay there's time for first lesson should we go you okay no you're not gonna go oh yeah that's it right down you're gonna be funny listen today yeah okay I need ya normal no just take a seat in this chair oh no I'm sorry there it is now just take a seat in my chair [Laughter] don't worry about that don't worry about that what's your name what's your name hello [Applause] [Music] get down here man I'm gonna be honest with you if you do fall then that would be pretty funny this is a skill-based comedy bit okay honey watch this it's pretty funny whenever you hit people right cuz it makes lots of pain should I make sure that they are like what is happening at all times it's a wow factor can you say WOW factor actor factory factory farm factory farm factory I gotta go let me write down my notes real quick Fear Factory and then what else do I write Oh getting hurt is funny I'm CAD I don't know what he's doing it's on the road juggling so being on a roof or juggling is funny yeah just do it if being on the roof juggling is funny okay man okay no so Matt what's okay what is this about this is where you gotta control a map because I told you he's on another level okay so control you want me to help you you know you roll them into a ball this is not part of the comedy this is just rolling in a ball this is funny they're hurting him Joe so joking is funny [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is a whole nother level of physical comedy and you weren't ready for when you let him out of the back compress right now yeah but that's part of it is that funny oh the best part of being a comedian is that you have the most depression out of any other human alive and you create a lot but that's all part of the experience without deep pain there's not deep joy and that's what's funny is the pain pain if you're if you're hurting a lot and you feel like you have no friends and no one with you well if you don't have any you are fun here so don't be your friend are you ok man that's it it's doing ok man Matt are you ok we're gonna just it's ok ok ok ok anyway next lesson this is an apple right ok yeah what do they say about apples that they're they're healthy yes why this is comedies you hear this this is coming Joe guess what they also say comedy no never many no no no just lower I'm there you go there you go thank you appletini boy comedy is the best medicine so you don't need a doctor if it's not comedy guess what this is an Apple comedy it's an apple call me a day case you don't need the doctor now let's put it in there deeper deeper deeper in there can you breathe full okay does it hurt okay now push down on it like a little piggy Manny let's get you out of here if you're hurting yourself so what do we learn so far today is they getting hurt it's funny being on the roof of juggling is super silly funny rolling in a ball is funny the depression is funny pain equals joy hmm and no breathing is funny because it makes your face look weirder and apples just are funny in your mouth guess what well you like that apples yeah check out this one this one's a classic bed I'm just gonna take a step on the thing this is a next lesson listen here you see to entertainment is comedy but it's not make sure when you gotta lose all your pair you jump onstage when you get stage fright I don't think so [Applause] take that fear right out of the window now I'm going to show you something this is gonna really break you Jeff yeah and come here okay okay now you're gonna have to open your eyes on this one chap because this is a life lesson that you've got to learn lookie here buddy this what else you a cute innocent tiny little mousy Mouse okay each your first show no no no comedy show no no no no no no and this right here this no gods your audience no God no game they're gonna look at you and they're gonna since your [Applause] we kind of get out of this is your comedy this is in this this is the heckler right here no and she's like oh I don't like your comedy no you can't do this and guess what buddy what that's you you're that little mouse on that stage scared to death of that gnarly big ol snake with lots of teeth that's gonna look at you those hecklers in the audience and they're all elongated and you're all slippery and they're all out to meet you buddy and they're gonna grab you a big ol mouth and they're going to guess what the snake doesn't even eat mice uh it's a vegan it's a vegan it loves nice look at this look at this snake huh it likes mice she's gonna cry huddle she's Grands they're gonna cuddle together you and your are our best friend you're climbing on the audience you're surfing your crowd surfing buddy you're gonna get to know your know you're gonna get to know your audience and they're gonna take it for a ride and you're gonna have the best time of your life over yeah this mouse was for me the whole time [Applause] you know Matt it's okay fine he's going through one of the episode late it was a metaphor the whole time it was a metaphor oh no okay you have lots of stuff on you that's eat that's really gross Matt fries sometimes yeah they got it all off Matt cry sometimes okay got it okay so sit down now when you're in the middle of a setting here don't have nothing more to say it's God do physical comedy that you've pre-planned with certains tiny things we like [Applause] [Music] dangerous this a kendrick pet okay hold on is he okay sir sir sir Matt have you the crime yeah of course all the time is it Baker is a real it's real was it really real being vulnerable is one of the best parts of being a comedian performer artist people love getting inside of what's inside here and realizing that they're not the only stupid people in the world oh you are so stupid prison too so they relate to that they relate to that but tell them funny stories about my life that are silly in there yeah tell them about how you're really struggling with with not having any real like connecting with people and stuff hold on a sec sugar they kid relatable like stories and stuff right like like like this one time like I I was trying to talk to a girl and then I ended up throwing up in the bathroom I kind of blacked out and yeah and as I thought it's funny but it was really sad but it's very sad it was a really sense it's funny because a lot of people could relate to that cuz it's hard to talk to people sometimes and everyone goes the bathroom and throws up after they talk to cute girls yeah it's getting kind of weird okay sit right here you gotta learn from the greats okay so you need to observe and you need to watch check this out this is my Netflix special Netflix yes are you meaning life are you asking me what the meaning of life isn't like who are you talking to yourself tonic premiering like yes no and you're taking a sharp left turn you're like hey remember my UPS drivers there are they really nice result left her oh but if they take a left turn that's a wrong turn and then if they take a right turn that that's the right right turn oh no you did not what's the Wright brothers were they right and I'm like yeah I love flying they must be really right my tail and that was that the net weights to do to continue to train train practice makes turn training and practice makes you on Netflix special okay I'm your number one fan who take pause real brat who don't go [Music] okay here's the thought what's the age at which you die and okay here's the deal Oh what is it um okay here's the thing here's a thought um when you die you know when you die my next best buddy my best friend here comes Chad hey one minute sir what this is bad work what oh where you guys from where are you guys from like it sorry you got this no one because no one's ever visited me this time we're not going to be very nice to you at all again this is what's called adversity adversity where's Neelys anymore yeah they are like funny it's back in 2014 that was a great bit that you did two years ago when you're first doing on Facebook videos on Facebook anymore they're not they're just my heel isn't that supposed to be funny or anything why don't you take your clothes off with real fast and cut it together that'll be great huh that's what I did I can see that you're wearing a lavalier yeah microphone yeah I can see it it's teaching your clothes it's not funny yeah the only good video was Saturday it was for the boys it's all poopoo now I love that video sorry before the boys was so funny but yeah it's the peak of chat that was it try not done anything that's even thing you gave a remotely good since I put poison that one is even called Saturdays for the poison more yeah I tell you guys a title down because it can't get sued you have a just girl have bigger girls ready backyard why'd you why'd you get your Fijian spitter it's sticking up your your bottom this is my supposed to keep going with this gonna be exactly how it is in a real show you're gonna need a head versatile a through it okay hey yeah no pain no Dame's what are you gonna squished face all the time there's no way that's how your normal face is you got hey hey you got resting squish face on here no bad words don't take that I didn't even know you knew that word Diaz okay whoa Jim sorry if I sorry I got really mad Sam yeah I got a little mad back there okay here we go here we go now here's your half I'm sorry I didn't mean to take your hat you guys end up that you guys just if you guys make it really hard really hard for yourself to stand up what we're gonna learn is that you're gonna deal with some hecklers that's right I'm sure here's that that'd be really mean to them back and then they will stop and then and just just trying to try and be funny on stage then he'll be okay so we're almost ready to just be stand-up comedians okay congratulations you passed the heckler test oh cool that means that you're a four do it that you're gonna be right for a big set time we just have one more thing that we gotta do we usually don't do this so please don't tell anyone else that this is what happened befall me okay cool is this gonna be fun okay whoa whoa whoa stop it hey DK you get this stuff No let me out let me have hey hey idiots hey stupid idiots Tim hello what are you doing sit down okay it's right here right there's a better spot that than I'll ever be the [Music] open your mouth just game that's a leap what's that okay close your eyes for real this time okay you don't want any evil spirits to get out okay now ayahuasca is a ancient ritual that the Native Americans used to do to get really close to themselves haha you might start seeing something but this is part of the process it's a way to greet it really open yourself up and understand who you really are I see some cute girls are you ready for the experience now start drinking and move all the way in now you're taking a little too much but that's good I think you can handle it oh yes the Iowa now open up the eyes and get ready for the experience where it can come from like war like through thank you I look familiar to you huh who are you it's me you what are you talking about I'm your biggest fear your demon you're not me I'm not to it just talk I'm just like you socially awkward and ugly I'm not ugly like you you stupid animation I know all your flaws you always stuck in your head you can't talk to people it's just stupid hey let me drive again don't do that okay okay you'll never be funny you'll never kiss a girl on the lips you are you'll never ever be funny so you can't even stomach yourself oh I forgot yeah [Music] the best road to leave do you think this chair is one of our best friend you think it's up to [Applause] [Applause] start walking where you guys are gonna love this surprise we got you don't step on any of these desert trees desert you never know what's gonna come up and what do you want my freakin money my bubble gun you think you're pretty experienced yeah sure you're like a little [ __ ] you're like a little chubby baby yeah you're like a cherub but you're not a chair a chair okay you're like a little cherub baby huh you're not ready for the life that we live a comedy life it's too hard [Applause] never kiss the freaking girl gosh darn chicken either on the lipstick your friends you know what I mean you have social anxiety you're trying to make friends you just stuck in your dang head that is all wanting to make friends my whole life and I'm trying and trying and trying but every time I try it's even worse that good buddy Wow boy remain on track oh that was beautiful Thanks no look at me what dos gosh darn beautiful huh huh what do you think that you're out here in the know of and daggum nowhere yeah why you here was freaking kill me too [Laughter] I want to get it recorded visit did you think we were also going to kill you I kind of knew the whole time what are we here for the turnaround there's a comedy festival that's right you're gonna be good coming for just some tons of people at least three or four oh they're gonna love you and you're gonna get out there and you're gonna do your thing just you in the audience you get to connect with the people [Applause] okay why why well because the mouse died on the way over here we need a berry and I have a proper funeral for that guy he was having too much fun on top of that snake and he passed out from a heart attack oh really yeah so what's your spec with me when the arms angel [Applause] [Music] be super funny he's ready oh my gosh there's so much space out here that couldn't possibly hurt myself come on oh my gosh Wow for my first bit hm yes what what you work really hard and really don't know and you've learned a whole lot huh you pass you get unofficial meadow okay now let me see this this is officially this is Oh [Applause] okay you do come and show really soon yeah okay word this on your first college show so quiet basket but that's just because it's a joke everything's so funny when you with your best friends best friend did you hear that best friends or is that joke no these are my best friends yeah yeah now don't you can't be wearing this stinky you guys look really good look real good for your first comedy show man hey bring in the suit can relate to a good old-fashioned good-looking boy so clean clean everything that we taught you and don't screw it up you're farming this big boy thank you okay there you go good boys good boys Wow oh look look it's blank look hey hey look I just graduated from comedy school I'm a funny boy now there's a contest yeah look I thought I taught me everything I know look at other stuff funny like look at getting here is funny being on the roof juggling is funny rolling into a ball is funny depression is funny pain is funny is that funny no has scared me that's what comedies about do you come ease about being honest Chad it's not about din silly [ __ ] and just going up and being the NFL that's not comedy dude comedy is sharing your soul with the world and being honest people wanna get to know ya and the funny things that happen to you and your observations and your point of view you don't care about the ah [ __ ] I fell into the ocean they don't care about that [ __ ] dude okay yeah oh wait look at what are you talkin about I don't even hold on nothing you said was that funny for the comedies subjective chubster okay because you think that's funny doesn't mean no I have to think it's funny no you're funny sometimes yeah is that funny ready for my comedy show cut to the comedy show okay guys the next person coming up to our stage is a YouTube celebrity this is his first live performance so I'm sure you're all as excited as I am please make some noise for Charlie [Applause] okay oh the tomato's already I know I know comedians if they do bad to get Tomatoes thrown at them so if I do a really bad joke you guys could throw a dang tomato at me just my worst joke just kind of lob it don't so I just graduated from comedy school obviously this is my first stand-up set ever thanks to my cool teacher Seth throw it over there he knocked me out and took me out here in the desert but it's okay it's fine it's it hurt a little bit I brought ring pops for everyone oh my god but oh oh sorry I'll go here you go I can't really see it so I'm just kind of throwing them out there you go I don't have much time up here so I gotta I just gotta do it okay here we go okay yeah what do we all here even here for jobs okay for my first joke okay so what did the shirt and pants say to the shoes when or when they when the shoes tried to walk into the door said sorry we're closed our next joke rest in peace boiled water you will be missed [Music] yeah the Mizpah and their tomatoes have not been thrown yet had the dagger like see those so big news I'm single single he's single oh my gosh did you guys hear the big news to the grapevine that Chevis is single and ready to mingle and oh my gosh she's been singing us all what he's did single his whole life oh my gosh what if he just like closes his eyes with a girl come on give my speech on the cheek maybe if he just closed his eyes for a little bit maybe your cheek [Applause] money guys supported that one I'll do some impressions real quick so someone yard an impression your dad hey you want to play fetch no you're a girl okay that was bad impression next impression put Randy Newman oh okay I don't know who that is either oh I have a joke for you guys money can't buy happiness but it can buy antidepressants what kind what you guys are yeah we're not yet not yet okay do it I'm not even home you dingbat you really you really [ __ ] it up there I'm gonna do a I'm gonna check a capri-sun so you guys at the time ready three two one chug good good job [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's just really annoying you guys you guys talk the whole time so I think they're probably annoyed by this [Applause] remember that one time when you thought you're about to die in the family to go through the desert and you were like I want to I know kids that single person before and then we go on stage a night [Applause] remember when the crowd laughed at me you get like it guys I think the best part about this wasn't that I'm the funniest boy in the whole wide world now which get out let's get out the microphone the best part was becoming best friends with you guys was this cop who's that oh that's Uncle John don't listen Johnny that's where he lives in that car inside the backyard right why is the car five feet away from us try first video we're trying to finish the video right now Uncle John make me in your video okay oh here Uncle John we can't hear you you have to talk inside of it won't be here inside right now don't say anything too bad just say one line John that's that's all you get on controlling somebody to drive me to taco town I'm starving I Drive cuz I gotta breathe into this tube ride i already drink too much beers just get he drank too much beer the chain Stainland yeah Uncle John drink Uncle John drinks during the daytime and the nighttime we can't introduce the character right now that's not what yeah things we learned today we learned today is that little girl back in here she's gonna drive me to this pool let's put on some sappy music hey hey this has been one of the best times of our life staring at me have you been in my shed no Uncle John you don't he's looking me right in the eyes did you don't you don't own a shed you own that car and it's about to get taken off the premises if you don't shut up so we can finish this video did you fail in my yard hole no you can't poop in a yard Did you touch my Turtles this is an inline special times of both of our lives and yeah you know what we couldn't just let you leave without us giving you a parting gift oh we're got to my snake bite that may be a better present for you Charlie we found this when you cut them off Oh can you push me to the swimmin pool to clean the parking lot thanks Uncle John's ring okay we'll just cut out the beer parts it's okay thank you John listen we've had some special memories filled with lots of joy sadness discovery and diegetic moments that means learning she's a grey Rizzoli but I'm sorry you gotta get out of here yeah I've got things to do we got work to do you think this thing is backyard pays for itself no it sure doesn't actually we don't pay for cuz we just Chunkin out I could just stay for the Elven get out go home Ted go home okay okay I'll go you don't need us anymore we've taught you everything you know Uncle John I never loved you anyway do something I will rip you apart limb for limb I don't want to do this but I'll make you rich you're never bored well y-you do we just had such a good time together this really took a weird turn guy you don't need okay okay okay those guys are crazy oh you're four babies hit the bomb dude dude get that do you know Uncle John it's love yeah what pieces we we have to get caught this video is already super long it's like an hour long we can't introducing with characters okay I don't like English theater yeah we may be the next video could be in yeah ah baby kitty baby I'll name you choo-choo did you hate you are you gonna be my friend are you gonna be my friend choo-choo maybe I'll get you a little baby Healy's Oh do they have little cat yo-yos little cat Healy's oh maybe you could they do you want a vape you want to vape choo choo choo choo choo choo hey baby you could be my friend you could be my little friend huh not here joke when am I gonna start rolling in the credits right meow chichi will get up so much fun Oh baby yes choo-choo mmm let's go healing it was dangerous it was dangerous roll the credits just roll the credits this has gone on way too long this is long video ever [Music] so slide to attorneys I like it subscribe subscribe subscribe subscribe stop by Chinese bad guys Chucho well it looks like it's just you and me now huh you all go get some ice cream Uncle John it's the end of the how do you even get a mic oh I took it from that Seth word kid where's your belly button Uncle John I was born with that one I didn't need it ok you want to go chew on some pizza I got some pizza in my car you just want chew on pizza you don't swallow it hey can you introduce me to some pretty girls that you did do videos with no I don't think she wants to meet you Uncle John he's no Fox what why do you know her Instagram she pretty I'd like to see if she want to go to a dance or something how old are you look I know it's after the credits and everything but I also wanted to see if you want to you want to go spoon in my car no we're trying to finish the video ok you can be the middle spoon and I'll be the big spoon but I'm not gonna tell you who's the other spoon hey can you play that stupid sound effect you use on the jump cut now don't play the sound effect play it do it again can I end this video now [Laughter]

Channel: Cherdleys

Views: 505,770

Rating: 4.8488975 out of 5

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Id: eLB-C5n6708

Length: 61min 14sec (3674 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 13 2018