Are You a Statue, Dude?

just go get a burrito dude I don't know there's something weird in the air dude what are you talking about smells all fresh there's not cloud in the sky you all right what you good I'm just trying to get my bowels move in dude you know it helps with that what coke bless you did you see how statue over there where's that statue moving man what is that oh [ __ ] sick sick sick sick is that a human dude or statute it looks like it's got a heartbeat dude [ __ ] is it looking at us dude oh dude yeah its eyes are gazing upon us dude take your eyes away look down okay hey statue we got beef oh oh oh my god oh [ __ ] are you looking at you guys trying to make this a thing let me see your eyeballs did show me that my balls I'm not saying I'm not saying all my sunglasses yeah show us those I both die hey quit being a punk dude just [ __ ] show us y'all's balls okay guys ready yeah show them God's you dude flinched dead so yeah no no dude don't sorry [ __ ] you guys won't be first hey you want to lean cuz I brought it dude what's like what's the deal I'll put them back on right now dude once don't look don't encourage it dude violence is not don't spit it's Sunday I don't want to throw hands I'm tired we're gonna hock a lick on you - why are you making direct contact with our eyeball cuz I'm on I want to on duty dude you want that long look at it do it Huk long duty yeah one day t [ __ ] dude don't even spin the same direction as me bro what are you a camel oh oh [ __ ] dude you think you're pretty sick huh I'm on lawn duty until 4:00 p.m. what you guys want to do about it [ __ ] gazers dude lawn duty Judge Judy what do you want bro you're making me off Philly dude just pace different ways though [ __ ] okay sorry it looks more menacing like this yeah like you thought I was gonna go that way but I didn't dare just don't go the same way as me oh no no she's dead weight I was trying to juke him just alright just [ __ ] this guy dude he doesn't give a [ __ ] about us I'm gonna give a [ __ ] about him no I care hell about you right now dude then you're the dude that always cries bro what the he cries a lot bro he's one with his emotions don't you're gonna make him cry now dude guys here dude what are you in Sigma cried it what's your handshake wow that's pretty good bro Sigma continues sighs [ __ ] nerd I cried once when I was 2 I've been there dude [ __ ] this dude let's get this bull ok that's my long that touch that long grass I'm gonna steal your girl hey yo chill don't even touch the grass bro dude who put you up to this broad did the pledges tell you to do this I got a little present for your grass it's right in here you ready is it fertilizer screw your stupid lon did put you up to this pledges get out here yeah weird statue dude whatever you are the plant that you're growing yo dude stop flipping off the ground yeah grass call feelings dude think about that watch this little dummy hey call me call my phone quad have your phone call my phone call my what is it 1-800 [ __ ] [ __ ] shut up dude that's stupid it's nine one nine nine one nine nine one nine one call my phone I fine I think my girl has it in her phone yours did freakin my girlfriend tier dead no he was saying his girl had it it he his girl had your number so that means Oh I freaked your girlfriend did whatever we broke up it's not even a thing you know that's a trigger bro dude if I say the B word I guess start crying he's emotionally unstable dog don't bring up breaking up or girls or anyone named Jessica or relationships ever super triggering singer crying all the time break up stop dead that's my line that's how I play it's all right bro yeah calling number got you bro pranked you dog that's pretty fun good we're gonna smoke this stuff hello this is a good kush that we're pulling dude yeah we help ya we need your grass right now your stupid lawn Patrol or whatever bro let me pull off my sleeves it's great it's great you're dry he's way too my sleeves are now imma beat your ass which one are you I'm a freaking gardener dude because I'd be flexing on your stupid logic know my shorts bro I'm knockin my shorts higher than yours don't talk about breakups Neil you're my source of higher than my shorts away heart what it's a higher than Denver right now stupid dude that's stupid bro alright take off your shades okay I'll take out my spirits before taking my shades they go off let's both take them up the same time 3 3 2 1 check Topher yo do we play snap a last week we did did give my bad oh my god yeah yeah that's a fun game that's close game yeah oh this is a sick dude yeah yeah bro yeah I'm sorry about the grass [ __ ] that's [ __ ] up if I would have known it was yelling and done this yeah it's a long but anymore yeah let's go check it out dude check yeah think you do was sick dude thanks bro I just like like you said skittles did that is a pretty sick lawn though did pretty dope right yeah you upkeep this [ __ ] a little bit I do Sunday's wonderful or slice so green did yeah thank you your life so [ __ ] sick dude yeah you're like this you are pretty safe like you're right and your Dom yeah yeah well that little coffer it like a sick cough yeah that's a real cop I'm real sick you're like actually sick like Kaiser Permanente sig oh not like red bull sick night's game sick god it's like she's not like last Friday's party sick no I don't know like like blood oh [ __ ] oh snap yeah are you gonna like live a full life and [ __ ] I don't know dude what'd you get dark no sweet dude STD what house is that it's like Sigma Tau Delta oh yeah what is that it sound like the business router know like STD like sexually transmitted disease oh wow [ __ ] yeah that means you tell a bang that a thing but like I just forgot to put the paper down on the toilet one day at the frat house around my neck when I go to I thought it looked like a cool like I was like that nickname neck power something condom for your [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I didn't use it everybody wants to have unprotected ooze I didn't do that yeah you should never sit on those seats unprotected Brown yeah at least hover dawg like what do you what do you live yes that cool I was like like sick Hospital sick for y'all so [ __ ] awesome do sick dude you're pretty sick you're [ __ ] awesome dude and I hope you live like a couple more years so we can kick it more I bet I yeah it's like however long you live like we'll kick it with you four yeah let's go yeah if then I could double up on lawn duty cuz I'm sick nah yeah Tuesday's nice so what's like what do you want like your last dying wish or whatever they really thought about that now maybe like some more bros to hang out with on the lawn that's us hey you got you right here hey we're like genies we're making your wishes come true dude and we're not in a ribbon and we're not in a bottle but I'm getting a bottle you guys alright okay now you can tell on the line I do have one other dying wish oh yeah oh [ __ ] I know you guys got a pool at your frat yeah yeah we're wondering if I could do a gainer into it it says no diving but honestly dude [ __ ] for you hell yeah yeah [ __ ] crush you will get evicted if it's what it takes to yeah yeah I don't give a [ __ ] on the streets we seriously don't care dude you know you really shouldn't give a [ __ ] and if you do put the paper down yeah for sure I'll be down like bag full of Gators aren't chill I could do like a [ __ ] any type of flesh I'm not tell everyone about it I did Facebook event Facebook event yeah dude that's the new X Games doggy hey y'all dorks looking at Mira way oh I have my glasses on man yes well I see your eyes bro it's like Oh bro I could beat the [ __ ] out of y'all three midgets right now army the name are you trying to do let me try to do it's a long patrol I need the [ __ ] I want ro LP yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we can see you do disciple much camo alright that's cool so I slide sorter leave I like it subscribe subscribe subscribe subscribe stop by Chinese guys that down at ding-dong-ditch oh yeah frats it's got ding-dong-ditch sitting up yeah look at the worst doorbell in the game staring at me no new already did that bad yeah we already did that sketch is over this is the outro this is like after the credit or whatever yeah those with the asian girl but I am crab girl where you go oh there's no way you want to Joe if you need that D car dude dude can you get her are you gay nerd I think they're all pretty that's kind of [ __ ] up yeah it's car knifing okay dude

Channel: Cherdleys

Views: 3,769,028

Rating: 4.9706159 out of 5

Keywords: cheb, chet, cherdleys

Id: 8yLuZVgXR2k

Length: 10min 46sec (646 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 09 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/YOUREABOT]

Dude don’t even spit at the same direction as me what are you a camel?

[u/ManlyGlitter]

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