How Theo and Bobby Would Govern Homeless Island

Miami is experimenting with a plan to move all their homeless people onto an island dude that's a great idea man I guess it's Virginia Island which is like off the key somewhere um it hasn't started yet but they're they're putting it in motion they're gonna put them all there I guess what first of all Miami has become it is so there's so much wealth down there that this is the kind of thing you're gonna start seeing man yeah yeah and then people tourists are gonna they're gonna be tourist boats going out there to see them I I would go to that [ __ ] Island yeah like I [ __ ] Miami I don't feel good about all the glitz Gucci all that [ __ ] man let's go to the [ __ ] homeless Island yeah right and get malaria or whatever you know they get the public diseases there oh yellow fever everything they have yeah yeah but then there's gonna be probably like a gift shop or something on the island you're gonna be able to like get like a like a picture taken with a homeless guy right or like like a Ewok statue made out of meth scabs you know they can make art you know what I mean like folk folks they are yeah you know what I mean yeah I mean like you know a tooth necklace right yeah yeah yeah yeah dude that'd be cool that gift shop dude a f if we got to run a gift shop on a homeless Island yeah but dude you're gonna have you know those crap if there's not dry if they're not also ship drugs out there they are gonna swim back oh dude you would have to you're right what would you need to do to keep them happy I think you'd have to put up barricades and hide drugs in the middle of the island but would you helicopa I would drop them in yeah right wouldn't you do that I think you'd have to yeah just helicopter and what like you know weed for sure yeah yeah I mean alcohol for sure opiums but how much is this gonna cost it sounds expensive and especially they're gonna stay alive for so long out there in the summer which they should they all want them to stay alive yeah but yeah if you don't have proper program stuff out there they're just out there on the island they're gonna be [ __ ] killing each other dude it's gonna be like Zelda breath of the wild yeah or that movie um um Escape From New York uh you ever see that movie what you've never seen Escape From New York I haven't seen that and I just couldn't watch the boys I tried I didn't like it yeah but escaping oh God you have to watch it okay can I tell you the premise real quick it's much like yes it's basically in the future right and Kurt Russell plays Snake Eyes okay and basically in the future New York City is now one large prison so they just built a wall around New York City and all everyone that's a convict and gang member they just live there and that's it they just you know so like when you're there you have to survive oh wow right but I think it's going to be a lot like that where you you put build a gigantic wall around the island you have to ship you know I mean [ __ ] food or whatever and it's just like Anything Goes anything goes man you think it's going to be scary for those people that live there I mean if there's no clinics or [ __ ] police or you know I mean if they just let them run wild they're gonna open 50 to 100 tiny homes uh and then they're gonna have Services there they say but they don't go into a lot of specifics but there are going to be like 50 to 100 tiny homes they were experimenting with this in Venice too if you're familiar tiny homes yeah it's a tiny hole man like the Little Red Wings over there yeah they're supposed to be hide and go seek or something yeah yeah I would put something like a creation juice Place yeah right did they get acai Bowl you're like you gotta do something healthy like you know like ginger shots right I would have one right if they want to get healthy right Ginger shots yeah yeah yeah you're a man some homeless yeah we grasp we grasp you know yeah I think you gotta have crops for them to work you need to have some sort of farming system sustainable food yeah um they're gonna have severe Sunburn and skin I don't know I but also I could see them filming it and putting it on some kind of closed circuit television and we all pay for it it's an extra live feed type of thing yeah yeah you know what I'm saying that's where we're headed it's getting weird I mean we're literally reading an article they're gonna put homeless people on an island wow that's how Australia got started man they put criminal people on an island yeah that's what they did right and it's great now so maybe it is for the best wow you didn't have children out there and stuff oh dude yeah if you don't there's you don't see them grow up but they have them you know yeah yeah all right so we could have but maybe this is a good idea and in California what do we do Catalina yeah or the desert Catalina is a [ __ ] dump let's put him out there yeah they make it cool with that Carousel or whatever but yeah yeah it doesn't feel like you're even on an island I know it's so weird this is like [ __ ] Irvine but like surrounded by water but doesn't like there's no like tropical trees it's just like Irvine Hill it's terrible yeah it's like a sh it's like it's a [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] it's one shitty section of a zoo there's bison there there's no real Native Americans they charge you to get out there I hate it there's couples breaking up on the way there that went that are going for their honeymoon it's [ __ ] unbelievable [ __ ] Catalina hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this one you can watch this one different options different choices some guy just brings you one option not this guy two options watch one this one or this one

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Length: 5min 28sec (328 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 05 2022