Theo Can't Help This Caller

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but we had some Panda Express the night before and I'm I'm just getting to know her you know a couple dates and uh everything's good you know in in the night and I wake up in the morning for work I'm like man I gotta I gotta relieve this pressure in my bowels but I'm late for work I don't know this girl that way I don't want to do that to her bathroom so I leave and I get about halfway to my car and I'm like yeah this was a mistake um I don't know what to do now I'm looking around for a shrub or whatever but we're in a shrub what do you mean Zelda or something are you onward apartment complex so there's there's not much cover to get around so I'm thinking man I just gotta I gotta do it right here by my door so I'm looking around while I'm looking around about to do it she comes walking out on the on the like on the deck or whatever you know waving my phone at me hey you left your phone dummy so I'm like [ __ ] I start walking over there and I get about halfway through I'm like [ __ ] throw it down throw it throw the phone down to me I don't know just come up here silly I'm like no [ __ ] throw the phone down now there's nothing worse than when someone calls you silly when you have to [ __ ] there's not it it's like do you there is nothing silly about me lady I am going through I am reenacting that movie 300 right now in my pants and you know you're [ __ ] calling me oh hey silly you don't want your food I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] one of your windows open okay onward because I'm you know yelling at her I'm not going up these steps I'm just seeping seepage coming out she comes down finally gives me a hug gives me my phone oh bro is there bro if you let somebody hug you while you have [ __ ] yourself dude you you sir are messed up man you're a messed up dude bro and I don't say that kind of stuff to people a lot but that's insane man letting somebody hug you while you've [ __ ] on yourself let that write that down and then read it a couple times Jesus I'll turn around and I'm sure she saw those skid marks yep ah I look I think it's your issue Bob that's what I think I think you got a I don't know what you got to do man I got no suggestion for you bro Dear God oh oh I can't now it just makes me scared to hug anybody and you're doing that to people dude hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this one you can watch this one different options different choices some guy just brings you one option not this guy two options watch one this one or this one
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Channel: Theo Von Clips
Views: 154,998
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Keywords: Theo von, this past weekend, theo von podcast, this past weekend podcast, tpw, joe rogan, joe rogan experience, jre, joe rogan podcast, brendan schaub, bryan callen, the fighter and the kid, below the belt, tfatk, theo von brendan schaub, king and the sting, king and the sting podcast, chris delia, chris delia podcast, joey diaz, bert kreischer, tom segura, bobby lee, tigerbelly, Clip, Highlight, Theo Von Clip, Theo Von Highlight, Congratulations, can't help, caller
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Length: 3min 22sec (202 seconds)
Published: Tue Nov 29 2022
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