How I Became the Greatest Ninja in Skyblock

i tried getting the hardest achievement in skyboy quitting the game and getting a girlfriend nope becoming a ninja if you open your menu go to player stats achievements skyblock achievements page two scroll down obtain the black belt the rarest achievement in the game and i want it this was hilariously difficult for the next hour i trained i made a bonfire run through it so master town what must i do for this black belt i can draw i can name every good marvel movie done he says i'm holding too many things told me to put all my stuff down over here now i have to train hard in his dojo to earn the black belt for my first test he's thrown me into a room full of zombies if i hit the iron helmets into the lava i get 10 points go to 20 points and diamonds 30. i spent a full minute chasing a tiny diamond zombie and then it lagged through me in the end i got 170 points give me the black belt baby f grade you failed well actually i'm a vegan so i don't kill animals i'm not allowed to do this test luckily there are other tests i can do i'm more of an agility guy swift like the wind fast like usain bolt on meth the second test is jumping through holes in the wall and i have two things to say so listen close first that was [ __ ] i totally was going to make that second b rank does b stand for black belt nope i need at least an s rank here is where we must ask ourselves a deep question do we give up and move along or do we dig deep commit to achievement and work harder than anyone else we give up and move along that's the smart choice there are five other tests maybe i'll be naturally good at one of them and not need to work hard the bow test was fun but really laggy so i only got b-rank the sword test is about identifying color and putting people into groups based on how they look skyblock what the hell c rank kinda glad i'm not good at that one i didn't understand the rules of don't touch the lava and got c-rank the last test was to dodge ghast attacks but he doesn't even aim for me this is easy oh the second one does four ghasts were too much for me b-rank i didn't get s-rank in any of them i failed screw this i am sick of being weak i will get the goddamn ass right uh dragoon it's too early in the video for you to get this motivated [ __ ] the video for the next hour i trained i made a bonfire in my backyard and ran through it to practice dodging ghast fireballs i surgically attached a third eyeball so that i could see from more directions and in the end i did it 1010 points s-rank give me the black belt so i can end this video oh [ __ ] i have two things to say so listen closely first you need 7 thousand points total to get the black belt which means in a thousand point high score in each of the seven tests i am one out of seven dance second one of the tests is disabled so there are only six tests right now meaning i need 1 250 points on each to get the black belt my 1010 points isn't enough this is the sad part of the video play the music rain green screen perfect how could i ever obtain the black belt i'm not good at minecraft i'm not even good at video games my balloons tower defense video was so bad i think some people got heart attacks and died from watching my gameplay how did those 0.01 of people get the black belt well they did get it they achieved it these people at the top of the leaderboards they are real they got over 12.50 if they can do it we got one like to live some people may have some advantages you may have to work harder than so work harder than the resolve yourself today that you're going to dominate then i can do it too i trained the swiftness test in f5 mode and got the blue belt i studied call of duty sniper montages and achieved s-rank in the bow test i studied the players on the leaderboards for the gas dodging i copied the top player who had over 25 000 what hold up the black belt is 1250 points he has 25 000 points the math you later says that is 20 times better than humanly possible what i have two things to say so listen closely first the only people that have the black belt are the ones who have scores in the tens of thousands second these people are probably definitely absolutely cheating what amazing dodging skills they can auto aim their bow or sword swap instantly i know i was motivated i know i said excuses don't matter but i have two choices download hacks and copy them or become better at skyblock dojo tests than anyone in history and do it for real for the sake of the video going for longer i am going to get good one problem is people expect me to be good already why is it a problem if i'm bad at bloon's tower defense no one's ever going to get good at anything if they're made fun of for being a beginner no one's just good at things anyone who has skills learnt them over time through deliberate practice like this guy who showed himself getting s-rank in all the tests without hacking he even did a backflip here he doesn't have the black belt but he is the closest person i could find before i train for the specific tests i need to build up my confidence to build my achievement confidence i need to prove to myself that i can beat a normal achievement if you open your menu go to profile achievements skyblock achievements page 2 scroll across kill a kalahuki youngling anakin killed the younglings and he had the force so if i kill the younglings i will pass the test of force the one where you knock off zombies i picked up my weapons from the pile kind of surprised they're still here and took a minecart into the jungle you have to hit your head at the start a concussion helps you understand the try people's language i have found a kalhuki tribe member but his children aren't around i found three more and still no younglings screw this i'm gonna kill the adult okay they have one billion health i'll stick to the younglings one million i looked for ages in the dark i even found the fairy grotto the most rare and valuable place in the crystal hollow but no children waiting to be slaughtered but i found another tribe member here and i have an idea i'd like to give you some advice sir you should watch anime here's a crunchyroll account okay now he will never get laid he will never have kids i have killed a potential youngling from being born i did an easy achievement craft a saddle i have the confidence to dominate the animals around me but uh my neck seems to be broken remember the racist test there is an achievement for killing a zombie with a zombie sword and a squid with its own ink i got some more achievements all over the game and finally my confidence was at 3 million i looked for another achievement to boost me then realized i had already completed the achievement that has the most points in the game bring two people together in true love if i can do that i can slap some zombies i walked back to master tau i did the test of force using my jedi powers it was easily breaking my record and disconnected so i started again then the server restarted so i did it again i was smashing my old record then someone stole all my stuff but i kept going and got a c which is a huge improvement from failing the racist test i improved by 150 points but even though i had confidence i was still missing real skill it was time to practice i did a parkour race against seven other players to train for backflipping and someone was on checkpoint 18 while i was on four i did it again but then i realized you get a double jump feather you can use this to skip entire sections i was in third place and so i prayed to myself do better i blessed myself and was able to claim victory in first place next i wanted to train the ghast dodging the hackers used anti-lava armor glitches to walk here this is why tao tells you to take off your armor and put it safely over here so i didn't eat for seven days i was so light i could float on the air it didn't work to practice the mastery test i did hundreds of bojools my high score is almost eleven 1100 this will be the easiest for me to get to 1250. the only rule trick shots only i'll let you know when i land my first arrow for the jumping test i googled how to backflip wikihow is usually trustworthy of course the first step is to stretch you don't want to pull anything then you set up the pentagram don't forget the horse tongue put your arms up straight create your nuclear warhead tuck your knees in except you're the last human on earth and stick the landing i'm ready for my gymnastics routine but i still haven't trained for the test of swiftness and i'm not going to i'm going to give my minecraft password to someone in america who has less than 5000 ping so it's possible i'm almost ready for the black belt but i might make a mistake i need help so in my last video i asked you for advice what did you like about the video everything nothing sheep the relatable lack of [ __ ] what did you dislike about the video everything nothing too short minecraft sorry guys i'll put less minecraft in my minecraft videos some people said it didn't end satisfyingly fine what are some better videos all of them none of them oh i know this link i have memorized the rick roll link you won't fool me with that now what's this video rick robert with a different link god damn it i don't want your feedback anymore it seems people want my videos to go for longer and they want me to have a satisfying ending where i actually complete my quest and get the black belt no making excuses fine this video will go for much longer building to the ultimate satisfying end wait someone said i shouldn't change and be myself the game is shaking there's a serious message in the chat from watchdog 10 000 players have been banned in the past seven days wait if there were ten thousand hackers and i am top 2500 in the ghast dodging everyone above me was a hacker so i am the best ghast dodger in the game i don't need a black belt i win oh i landed one

Channel: Dragoon

Views: 441,703

Keywords: minecraft, skyblock

Id: JauDYFwzaRc

Length: 8min 38sec (518 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 04 2022