How I Became the Best Mage in Hypixel Skyblock

in this video i become the greatest mage in hypixel skyblock i pulled a rabbit out of another rabbit i'm also probably going to get banned for some of the things i did so this might be my last hypixel video it's been a while since i've played hypixel skyblock i wonder if there's been any updates nope it doesn't look like it not a single update about growing heroin disappointing hypixel be more progressive but i do have a new skin do you like it does it make you feel comfortable sure i can get on with the video if that's what you want i asked some important people what i should be spending my time doing what is the ultimate achievement in hypixel skyblock dio said completing every skill and level up in the game nulsey said to reach a point where you never have to play again dratoon said become a modeling wizard dratoon does swear so i listen to the person i trusted most i'm going to become the greatest mage in hypixel skyblock and get 50 million intelligence i'm going to need some money for this quest so i'll visit my minions that i've left for months and collect their coins to get to my voidling minions i need to jump across to their enclosure this will be the greatest parkour jump of my career damn it now to get back up i need to make the greatest parkour jump of my career damn it attempt three that was miserable i'm pretty sure wizards are famously non-athletic anyway so it's fine wizards use their brains wizards think smart like punching things so i broke into my own captivity chamber and collected my money imma use this to buy a real life emoji mask wait am i being attacked i just lost 10 million coins that's more than all my minions just gave me oh i've been randomly jumping around the hub for 20 minutes i didn't even realize people still seem to recognize me dragoon can you explain how skyblock defies time and space no i'm not just a clown that goes on rants about useless things wait am i oh illegal coin shops my next video is actually on irela trading so this could be very useful before i take over the world with magic i heard that enchanted poisonous potatoes have a use now and are worth a bunch of money back when they were useless i spent 24 hours straight grinding for them then threw the mullion lava for a dare i firebolted one zombie cast a vada kadabra on the other and pulled a rabbit out of this one there it is an enchanted poisonous potato and they disabled the npc that uses them and there's still no heroin update why do i play this game i just have to reach 50 million intelligence first i'm going for the greatest parkour jump of my career oh my god there's a free 100 million coin giveaway that definitely isn't a scam time to go shopping for some mage items here's what you're gonna need a children's harry potter costume from target a cupcake cookbook with spells written on the front nike slides and red tinted sunglasses at least that's what i used for halloween this year like i said my next video is on irl trading which is a terrible thing that you should not do so this clip of someone giving me 500 million coins is because i gave them a compliment and nothing else now my bank is too full to even fit all my money i need gilded museum rank what is a museum i thought that was made up by the movie night at the museum i didn't think they were real ah here it is where's ben stiller where's robin william the curator told me that the museum is for collecting items and artifacts don't give me another reason to use the indiana jones thumbnail i have donated cactus armor ah it's perfect to actually upgrade my bank i need to put 500 million coins worth of items in the museum so it isn't worth it then i bought some majama and now i can just fly over damn i look cool in this new armor just look at my eyes but i look better like this time for my first dungeon run where my mage skills are tested and upgraded here i am killing skeletons with magic sneaking up behind people and killing them with the scariness of my face that's magic for you hello sir i would like to buy some rabbits mine keeps suffering from severe accidents this is going to be the greatest parkour jump of my career this is going to be the greatest parkour jump of my career this room looks cool i might host a heroin growing party in here wait it's getting smaller this just makes me realize i want an emoji mask on during my real funeral i'm back going to make a run for it okay now that's some i don't swear dratoon come out and help me that's some okay i got past it and knowing me this is probably going to be the worst parkour jump of my career i noticed that at the bottom there are zero out of nine secrets i think i'm supposed to be finding secrets but i don't know what they are screw it i'm going into the boss fight this is the fight of your lives gentlemen wait why is zombies flying at me that's supposed to be a bat but the models aren't loading so they're just zombies flying 30 seconds later my entire team was dead and because i am a team player i decided to die too my skill is 35 out of 100 well something to improve on this time to get good teammates i asked if anyone has beat through the fire and flames in guitar hero 3. that's the sign of a true gamer dark souls you ain't this one was going well until i entered the teleporter puzzle room i have no idea how to choose the correct teleporter i'm just picking randomly my three phds in particle physics and theoretical world domination cannot help me here i am trapped in an infinite cage of teleportation there is no escape there is no salvation wait my teammate did it how hax literally i'll explain in a bit i am determined to find at least one secret whatever that means oh there's a small gap here i wonder if it's hiding something a chest that's it i found the last secret and got the treasure hunter achievement don't give me another reason to use the indiana jones thumbnail it's time for the boss we all hid in one corner of the room then blew it up to kingdom 5. wizards don't swear they use magic s plus with 98 out of 100 skill only 98 should be better hmm that's okay you could have done better you get to pick one chest reward after you finish your dungeon and they're all scammed just get the free one one of my armor enchantments isn't working because i don't have a high enough enchanting level to level up enchanting you have to do the hardest mini game in hypixel skyblock memory tests ah my grade is going to explode five comes after four what the is going on i did it and only a third of the way leveling up my memory is terrible i even forgot my clash of clans password but after i spent money to fix my problems i did it i can finally use legion five back to the dungeons to become the greatest mei now i've come across another puzzle instead of teleporting into oblivion you have to kill the blazers in order of lowest health to highest health and as a proud graduator of second grade it only took me 12 minutes to do this then i got a chest which gives me a buff and a higher skill score at the end i spent a long time looking for secrets and never really found any maybe it means i need to tell secrets i stole sam's cheese crackers in second grade you know with the cheese dip and the crackers next to it it was great i don't regret it okay didn't work i did succeed in exploding people though guys i think i found a secret in this hole down here hold on guys what's going on guys what's up you guys nope that's the birthplace of youtubers a terrible place for the boss you've got an s plus and finally skill 100 i am the greatest but that's only because i had an easy number counting puzzle if it was the teleporter one i'd have no chance also my teammates found all the secrets i need to find a way to do it myself so i watched a video about reading people's secrets and emotions people often smile to hide what they're really thinking and feeling so the next time you want to know if someone's smile is genuine if not they don't like you good to know i watched 15 skyblock guides on all the dungeon secrets but there's hundreds how can i memorize all of them and then i did something every 13 year old has done before how to install minecraft mods welcome to my minecraft hacked client it's technically probably legal unlike my next video warning download mods at your own risk and do not break any rules unless you're cool time to find my first secret nope i died immediately okay this isn't a secret but it's a puzzle and this time it tells me exactly which order to press them it's very useful i may have missed all 100 secrets but at least now i can see how much money i'll get for opening each chest if i unlock this one i'll lose 800 000 coins there's a red line on my screen showing me where the secret is it led me to this wall i have to explode there it is the secret chest i did it i'm a master of reading people's smiles nobody likes me and i died again the mod helped me find more secrets by following the path i could actually help out my team now you waiting for the heroin update too yeah i get it we will have our representation soon oh i cannot keep doing this this is the greatest parkour jump first try baby yeah you go i'm not the best at parkour you idiot this is how it's done my next dungeon runs included some very loud noises what is going on in this gate my teammates having errors java editor switch java editor switch java and finding tons of secrets it's actually pretty fun once you know what you're doing hypixel please don't ban me for this oh look i got an achievement indiana bones find 10 secrets in a single dungeon run don't give me another reason to use the indiana jones thumbnail hey dragoon i feel like your favorite piece of music is dance of the marionettes hmm i don't know it let's try it out oh no i'm back at the teleporter room come on mod klein guide me through it oh someone else already did it for me okay i do look very cool with this helmet but what about now i upgraded it nah i still look best like this wow i didn't expect someone like you to make it this far in the video good job oh how times have changed now just highlight which blaze i have to kill for me i won't be needing my second grade expertise the owner of hypixel just made a tweet they're starting a supporter creator program where their favorite youtubers get to be part of the hypixel store but i wasn't included i literally have no idea why firing squad is bad but have you ever tried hypixel skyblock it's much worse i'd just like to say that i love this game i'll keep playing it even if there isn't a heroin update i really love the community i'll do anything for my fans we worked so hard to create my videos in fact skyblock islands float in the middle of the sky defying the concept of space and skyblock has been around for over 150 in-game years now and these npcs are still alive proving it defies time are you happy with me now what if i pull a rabbit out of a rabbit out of another rabbit that's wearing a hat 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Channel: Dragoon

Views: 952,404

Keywords: hypixel skyblock, technoblade, refraction, thirtyvirus, skyblock, simon hypixel, dungeons, skyblock dungeon secrets

Id: 61n95S6tcUM

Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 26 2021