How I Became The Best CoC Player

I am the ninth ranked YouTuber in Clash of Clans and like the planets of our solar system the ninth will be deleted ignored and have false rumors so I'm going for first place or even better zeroth place the Sun the rankings are based on the amount of gold stolen by my audience playing Clash but the last time I asked my audience to do something it was to unsubscribe they refused and now I'm stuck making videos for a living so to convince you to download and then join my team using the link I'll tell you all the great things in the game one there's a Cookie Clicker character I can't tell if this is real or I've gone slightly insane two the strongest unit in the game is a sentient Rock what three the ninth best player in the world is called ass now I'm definitely imagining this none of this can be real for context I'm recovering from a rap battle I had with grandar Vera in the game Cookie Clicker instead I'll teach you the strongest attack strategy so that getting gold is easy you want to find a base that's set up badly where the archers will shoot each other in the back of the head but first you have to get through an impenetrable wall wall so use explosives for the first few layers then use peckers who will ignore the wall because this base was made by someone from Pluto I won and got 300,000 gold for my team checking the leaderboard and I am now in 13th Place and Pewdiepie has taken my place on Pluto no I'm not on Pluto that was just never mind I didn't say that but maybe I can learn from the players above me like I did a thing why is he doing so well after hours of research I believe their recent rise was due to trying to fly with pressure washers but he failed if I can successfully fly I will steal his audience and overtake him I am going to fly first in Clash of Clans I used balloons to assault the next base from the sky but that base had an electro Dragon which attacks five balloons at once and sank them all to the ground I am struggling to fly I need to learn to fly so I'm going to play learn to fly to learn to fly this penguin read a false rumor online that Penguins can't fly and he wants to prove everyone wrong you can do this channel your ancient blood line of birds that could fly think of your cousin the albatross and how you'll tackle him out of the sky Fly Away touch the sun oh well to be fair Icarus died so flying is overrated instead we'll tunnel underground to get the gold I'm using the minor unit he can tunnel underground and go straight for the gold nope he's collecting Elixir the wrong resource I'll clear the base with the rest of my Army so the miners can go in they've got into the center of the base and died I ended up winning but my two dragons who can fly did more damage than my 16 miners well to be fair Icarus fell into water and drowned he would have been fine if he could swim just like a penguin I never doubted you but instead of giving you encouragement I'm going to give you the second most powerful and evil thing in the universe the Industrial Revolution and with the power of a h glider and his hatred for albatrosses he was able to fly kind of for a little bit cut the video the only reason Bloons didn't work is air defenses and this time I have lava hounds perfect for taking out air defenses they go straight towards them taking everything and then they explode into tiny Pops that die instantly all right and the balloons did nothing why isn't this working trust me penguin I am an expert and I'm relying on you which is why I've strapped a rocket to your back Fly Above the Clouds and into the Sun and I'll give you a cookie two cookies 54 sep never mind I feel like the sun is laughing at us okay maybe flying is a more supportive role so I get my queen as the main Dam Dage dealer and then I buy 10 flying angels to heal her the Expo shoots her but the healing is too much soon she will have a thousand arrows poking out of her face and be completely healthy by the way I'm using the cookie clicker time machine to let my future self edit this video let me know if it works well the penguin obviously needs support so I decreased air resistance so he can fly further I did this by bringing him to Pluto where there's less air and on his first otherworldly attempt he actually glided quite far but still fell down he didn't have the motivation of attacking an albatross anymore a little known fact is there are actually no Albatross on Pluto so I need more enemies people to give me and the Penguin motivation to beat them luckily in there is a battle mode where you both attack each other's bases at the same time as I place archers around this guy's base he's trying to attack mine I sent in my battle bot and saying that I am a master of 1 V one combat would be a lie I only got 71% and my opponent got 0% I showed the penguin my victory and told him there are enemies waiting in the sun he has to fly from Pluto to fight them I also managed to upgrade his glider and now he can glide up and down maintaining speed for a while not that long this is this is not flying we need more power so I used the most powerful flying unit in the entirety of Clash of Clans that I've unlocked I'm only like halfway into the game the dragon flying check fire breathing check preferred payment method method check favorite move in chess check country of origin check pays their taxes no and they won destroyed the enemy and collected gold for my team so me and the Penguin learned from them we also avoided taxes future draon editing no we didn't we used more fire in our flight I got him a bigger rocket you know what they say about guys with big Rockets big rocket fuel Bill causing Energy prices to rise causing economic stress political division and eventually Civil War so oh he bounced nice still not quite far enough I'll work on a bigger rocket and while I do I should probably explain why Clash of Clans sponsored me one for my brand safe content they did not have to tell me to change 10 different Politically Incorrect jokes in my video two my ability to stay on topic during a video three the fact I accept cookies as payment and this whole competition is for charity I am representing team C's my opponents are fighting for team trees the highest team trees Creator is Papa plate and he is ger that's that's not a big deal he's he's just no why is that edited there's nothing significant about anyway I went back to Clash of Clans and attacked another base with dragons to get a ton of gold they were doing amazingly the best flying creature by far so I relaxed and went to watch a show I've been a bit too intense this video so I'll calm down I watched something like uh none of these are great what about Vera huh Vera why is everything Vera no stop it it it has to be a coincidence maybe it's a common name where does the name ver come from anyway it has Slavic origin where Slavic countries include Czech Republic wait a second oh God the dragons come from czechia Vera comes from czechia they double agents of course they're burning eyes of hatred czechia is right next to Germany the editor was warning me Farah is coming to take over all YouTubers I have to warn them I have to act fast go penguin I've Tau you all I can fly yes yes the penguin is finally flying right into the Sun but then he heard something because the most powerful and evil thing in the universe is the grandma Collective residing inside the Sun I barely defeated Vera in a rra battle but that was only this dimension's Vera realizing I was a threat the grandmar Consolidated their power their rage and fury becoming one with the heat of the sun I escaped and have been hiding on Pluto since then but now this penguin I have a method of reaching the grandmas but this time I'll be ready for war but if I download Clash of Clans then use my link to join my team to get me in first place and make sure to get the builders pack to progress much faster and that's it there's uh nothing after this I am Oblivion those who call me enemy I willcome challenge me Mortals I am not yours enemy I am the enemy I will

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Length: 8min 5sec (485 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 07 2023