How Funny Were These Original SpongeBob Scenes? 😂 | Nickelodeon Cartoon Universe

[Music] oh look at the time i gotta get home and get my beauty sleep oh what died on that guy's neck oh it's his head hey what's going on your neck oh it's your head that little plagiarist that was my line the sleep hasn't been helping squidward just told me a hilarious joke and i thought you might like to hear it is it true squidward is it hilarious um yeah sure well let's hear it lad okay here it goes uh how'd it go squidward ah it went um uh let's see uh why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie why it was rated r [Laughter] because it's about pirates i'm not paying you to do stand up mr squidward now get back to work excuse me can i get a couple ice cubes in here please sure a couple of ice cubes coming up here you go thanks [Music] what did you do to my drink i you i do you what you asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink and i only put in one i guess that is pretty funny that's the sponge pat to sponge testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing do you read sponge to pat i read you loud and clear over got your apple ready lucky undergarments hold on hold on bingo underwear apple and me you're ready to get that license oh here comes mrs puff act natural [Applause] no no get in the boat hey hey ladies and jellyfish have you ever noticed salt shakers i mean you fill em up every night at closing and i mean where does it all go huh you know what i mean [Music] and tomatoes what's the deal on those things i mean you chop them up into slices but what are they vegetables are fruit and what does that make ketchup oh brother this guy stinks hey hey funny guy i got a joke for you what smells rotten and puts people to sleep um not just gasps no you're act [Applause] did you ever notice how [Music] [Applause] did you ever notice how big squirrel's teeth are that's true i mean hey you could land a plane on those things [Laughter] and what's up with that squirrel fur i guess fleas need a home too [Applause] squirrel fur and they smell yeah but hey you'd stink too if you spent three months buried in dirt [Laughter] hey why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb why because they're so darn stupid [Applause] welcome to the krusty krab how may i have you yeah give me two large fries in the jumbo krabby patty hey what's that oh i didn't see anything hey where'd that other guy go april falls i'm right here hey that was pretty good our first event the deep fry pole vault win this one for the krusty krabs [Applause] we're gonna open a jar easy now you try first get a jar patrick that's a pickle yes you need a jar [Music] no no no try this now take the lid off the jar just relax lift your hand great we're almost there now put it on the lid no the lid the lid the lid the lid the lid blitz the lid the lid the lid [Music] almost there now head for the lid cold warmer warmer warmer you're hot you're on fire it burns okay okay wait wait do exactly as i do exactly as i do exactly exactly exactly exactly as you do oh no i broke it no no patrick you did it hey look mr krabs put in a kiddie ride why don't you try it out [Music] i can't find the coin slot here it oh if is i knew how to work this thing let me take a look at it hmm you know what the problem is what you got it set to m for mini when it should be set to w for wumbo patrick i don't think wumbo is a real word come on you know i wombo you ambo he she me wumbo wombo wing i wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me the study of wumbo it's first grade spongebob patrick i'm sorry i doubted you let's hear what you've accomplished since high school squiddy don't be intimidated squidward try to imagine him in his underwear oh no he's hot what a night venus crew howl with me so that we might set the seven seas ablaze with fear [Music] oh [Music] that'll do [Music] oh boy something for me to clean up [Music] april fools [Music] oh i'll catch you spongebob your little sausage [Music] spongebob i was just kidding come on come on you guys know i was just kidding right [Music] is this the krusty krab no this is patrick is this the krusty krab no this is patrick this the krusty krab no this is patrick i am not a krusty krab uh patrick that's the name of the restaurant take it easy patrick you've got to acclimate i'll take it easy when i'm dead i'm chicken heads with leptin excelsior where's that remote i am patrick i think we should keep our voices down we might start an avalanche what i said i think we should keep our voices down in case of avalanches what should we keep down morons well you two shut up [Music] [Music] spongebob [Music] [Applause] hang in there buddy the chopper is on the way spongebob my legs are frozen solid you'll have to cut them off with a saw no patrick i can't do that why not because i already cut off my own arms how are you two making that noise ah what noise squidward i could only hear the sound of our laughter yes but those sound effects the avalanche don't forget the second avalanche forget it you can't make a krabby patty without understanding the phrase poop poop once you understand poop you'll understand your place at the krusty krab but what does poop mean it's actually a carefully organized code watch closely people order our patties [Music] looks like mr squarepants understands poop you want me to explode yes that's what i've been waiting for um okay i'll try gary you are gonna finish your dessert and you are gonna like it now it's your turn that's not what i meant to barnaclehead ooh good one no you're supposed to explode into a million pieces why would i do that because the pie you age was a bomb what pie the one i left sitting on the counter this morning that i bought from pirates for 25 bucks and i didn't know it was a bomb and you waited that pie hi oh you mean this pie i was saving it in my pocket for us to share let's eat

Channel: Nicktoons

Views: 419,869

Keywords: nickelodeon, animation, nickelodeon cartoon universe, nick cartoon universe, cartoon universe, ncu, full episodes, cartoons, nick toons, cartoon food, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, best of spongebob, best of spongebob squarepants, spongebob funny moments, spongebob full episodes, spongebob full scenes, spongebob intro, spongebob theme song, patrick star, spongebob and patrick, squidward, squidward tentacles, krusty krab, spongebob scenes, spongebob compilation, ytao_sbsp

Id: HaKGWgp7zJk

Length: 13min 46sec (826 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 26 2022