Honeymoon sex story by Princess Margaret's friend has us in hysterics! | Graham Norton Show - BBC

do you want me to go into my homeowner please do when I wrote this book people thought he was going to be a little lavender sort of scented memoir and I said well action Fred's not going to be and then everybody said oh I ain't gonna bite for my mother and I said well I'm not sure I do have your mother's broad minded I've sent it to my colony I had the most fantastic wedding at her highs treated as a son there were three tents three I had three wedding cakes and Tony Snowden took my wedding photographs and I follow rather rudely called him turn his snapshot anyway there I was having had this amazing wedding wonderful wedding dress and we were going to Paris for my honeymoon and we arrived a bit late at night at the Lahti hotel and went up to the maginot some Brides wheat well-heeled a Darla went to see and that was my honeymoon I mean that was rowing for a night of passion and then the next day we spent looking that we went to the Louvre let's involve others and then said well I've got a great treat for you and so I was obviously thrilled I thought dinner at the Ritz you know I put on my best dress alright something we got into the car and I did all of CS all the Ritz miles away but off we went to the Ida Scott and we stopped at this really seedy hotel we went to this room and there were two seats they were they were wing back velvet seats as I said and on the bed were two really disgusting people making love I was talking about back in my chair close my eyes and I simply didn't want to look at Collier there what he's doing it's all saying would you like to join me it's very kind of I just say the colony I can't think call him why you took me only so I thought it might you know I was a virgin you see and I really never made love to her she used to go off to a it was a brothel you're tellin are you so I think it would seem say Colin Colin was a colorful character [Music] [Applause]

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Length: 3min 25sec (205 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 08 2019