HONEY I SHRUNK THE LADS | Grounded

oh no we are shrunk all right kevin you've played this game right yeah sorry uh moving target what's that thoughtful or thoughtfucks12797 yeah get it right or there'll be backhands we came out of this this is how babies are made should i drink this oh that's an ant i don't like it i don't like it oh god drink oh god it's gave me piss vision kevin are you jumping up and down or if i start trippin together i shouldn't oh i shouldn't have drank the water are you seeing piss as well guys i think it gets contaminated i don't think you should be drinking from that no it's fine cool look how cool you'd look what are you talking about giant water bottle that's i have shrooms it doesn't matter what attacks us now we won't give a [ __ ] where did you guys go oh there i'm just climbing above you then you you genuinely sound like legitimately scared are you okay i am i'm terrified shall we build a base around the base ball or should we build it elsewhere that's very smart what the hell is that water slurp slurp drink the god juice i mean some calories real quick i can smell several types of emotions though those ancestors ate a guy they eaten each other kevin did you craft this yeah i made it over some sticks macgyver macgyver i can get us some new recipes by using science on the machine oh yes jesus and jesus christ wait he's dead i can help pete wait i'm dead safe oh we're dead is the server up kevin what's happening no it's not okay you're asked to be stuck no need to yell at me did i yell at you sorry i'm like a horrible parent i can't control my voice man when kevin gets angry like that who sent us in here why is kevin very far away why is kevin far away come on big i will never call you that and you know it please call me hoops poops is the only name i go by now oh guys look water oh no don't drink it again why is this little thing shrunk down as well oh i don't know the only someone's been down here before we're not the first ones here i like that when you when you science oh jesus oh god this ant looks pissed i didn't even punch this one help help help nah he's mad at you i didn't even do anything oh lord oh lord he's quite big oh god why is he attacking me for your problems why did you anger an ant they're peaceful no this one isn't this this one is not peaceful he's got red eyes and everything there's a walkie-talkie here he's got red eyes and an ass that won't quit just my type wait who's that guy guys who's rx shazzy shazzy no there's another guy here oh they joined us get out of here let's get him out of here [Laughter] come back here shazzy you don't deserve this voice chat on he knows what we're saying doesn't he are that's what i'm saying look just stop running we've changed our mind we're not going to hurt you actually yeah we're fine you're good why did he believe me no the ants got him he's dead yeah and max all over him wait i can't get his loose oh he fell through the floor there we go oh what does that do so one of the the beacons is now unobstructed by the blade of grass oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] and now this last one just needs to be fixed because the laser is weak yes kevin's running off into the distance are you all right there sean i i chopped down a dandelion but i'm being attacked by ants ow i might need a hand ah there's mites ew it was this oh i see it there wait but i did it first i don't think maybe i'm just scared of bugs i just don't like them i found something interesting come here in here okay in here some sap where does this cable go oh they're messing up the cable that's why we're gonna fix it together um it's really freaking dark oh god i don't like it we'll send that i can't see them okay hang on wait let me i'm making a bandage they've got some sort of like seeing in the dark vision oh i figured it out in the dark they have night vision oh they've done it i've made the smartest joke that we'll hear in a long time that's as good as it gets lads something's attacking me up here tiny spiders oh god they're fast oh jesus oh no no no no no no that worried then they're all dead feed me oh big grass russell what does that mean oh that's the i've made a torch we might need torches for the night yes why am i attacking the end i made fire and then i got hubris out my ass well he knows he's a witness now we gotta kill him okay i'm trying to dress up the place a bit all right set respawn point ah jack's going to war i'm getting empire so we can have a table i'm sick of these ants having all the table legs if we get some more mushroom we can cook them now i'm dead the nice ants are kind of cute in a sort of disgustingly disfigured i want to run away from them sort of way yeah yeah related yeah the ants aren't so bad i don't mind them i'm not really a big fan of mandibles oh i love a good mandible should we go investigate that cable um if we get some torches today i guess so i have a torch i lead the way okay lads i'm in the hole i went ahead alone oh god he's gonna die we gotta go oh no yeah we gotta go after him okay yeah i'm absolutely that man i if i had a bit more sap i could i could make a torch all right no fear let's go there's some stuff wait let's go lads no fear no fear we lost it we lost dan already i found some stuff i'm sorry i'm alright sap first oh sweet jesus ghetto i shouldn't have gone away from the torch it's fine everything's everything's easy until you get down here caveman win oh we need a hammer i have a hammer oh you do bust it off an irish store god damn i should have settled for hoops irish thor is so much cooler pebble breakfast my he's god i'm gonna break some more of this up oh god oh the grounds just moves that's just the dirt moving around wait wait what we are hey wait the random accomplishments stop making progress for us who is that all right what the [ __ ] well we did it well we fixed the wire he just got the reward for it just turning it on does anyone have one dry grass chunk and i can make another torch ooh a slime mold torch oh they're glowy ones never mind this i'm going back to do science actually try to make it over to the tree because there was a big explosion there from the cables i need acorns anyway good idea i like to trip over i have all this stuff oh my god there you go very good we've got oh my god you look like you're carrying a bunch of canoes [Music] all right let's go up into the base first all right a lot of people are saying down through the tree because the spider's there ah thanks lads okay ah chat come on yeah chad chat just trying to ruin it oh little ants hello worker ants well sorry guys you're going on the dole oh i got an ant head oh we're eating anthony oh i am very hurt we're eating sean tonight i need more clover leaf oh my god what was that oh you're all right up there sean just launched in the air for me what oh no it's either yes oh yeah just whoa do they pass out there for a second i have a sexy helmet now oh what is this yes these are the sweets i found earlier whoa why are we eating ants and aphids when we could just be getting a giant sugar rush i could be doing much better in life right now yeah i mean it'll probably kill us but oh what have you done mystical purple thing is there that i really want but i think there's a spider in front of it you see the yellow it's fine i'll throw my spear at him that'll get him okay that'll pan him down i was joking i don't think he is that's terrifying good luck guys gonna [ __ ] i'm just gonna uh distract him keep distracting him i'm grabbing his big purple orb thing oh my god he's so pissed at me i got it i got it i'm running he was hiding science spiders i'll get him oh god he's killing me see dan you're just missing out on life experience right now that's very okay with me oh what's through here i was about to explore it but okay [Laughter] yeah why not come to us now it's fine um do you guys have so is there someone no no it's fine ah there you go chief i feel like a new man thank you the helmet did oh nothing needed to light the fire to cook ah my guy just keeps getting thirsty if we beat the big ant does that give us well let's find out because he's here uh guys oh there's science inside the ants oh peace oh it blocks my vision but increases my you turned around accuracy just started swinging i'm sorry i thought there was thin air there or an ant ass i'm waiting for the ant i've been mistaken with ant asses before to be fair it's okay any minute now he'll give up see off he goes um it's fine oh i have nine seconds left to live oh boo hoo you break your legs and then suddenly it's like life or death oh behind you behind you i'm down again okay i'll get him never mind oh no wait i'm waiting for help all right me too is there a random in with us oh whoops i gave up i'm dead i'm waiting for one of those randoms to come back ah i'm back at the base slides right around i can just respawn yeah see gamers don't die they just respawn they level up a t-shirt oh wait hold on i'm not wearing my helmet hold on ah here we go the helmet has been secret i'm going to kill you i don't need from you kevin homo sapien i will make my own meat okay step right up who's murdering sean first oh come on guys just because i'm cooler than you doesn't mean you have to be jealous just let me wear the helmet once at least oh one day he's just like boo this boo that next day oh it's rolling down the hill it's it's it left maybe the baseball wasn't like this was your plan the best place you wanted to take my helmet away so oh i see what you're playing right here i think you're getting uh you're going a bit mad kevin it's right here it roll down the mountain will i come down okay i'm going i'm going to be brave next to the spoon wish me luck man okay kevin i'm going to get supplies oh i see you're going away to put it on so that when you'd like do the big reveal i'll be surprised got it yeah okay i'm actually in front of you you pervert i close my eyes wait hold on keep them closed we're not me available that's just a bug it's just a bug it's just a bug oh god you [ __ ] he's drunk with power open this door i swear to god no i'm not opening the door if only there was another way around you stay outside okay i don't want you in here you stay outside you no reverse to me no i know reverse scientology when i see it oh mushrooms what is happening more armor do you have a torch i do oh whip it out there we go fear the fire made the same bit of armor hang on i am what superhero has fire fire man there you go yeah this you need this what the absolute fault that's just bill gates ignore him and he'll go away there we go [ __ ] bill gates and his ground burrowing whoa all the lights are on all hail hypno toad [Laughter] destroyer of subterranean life okay i'm i'm i'm gonna come okay whoa oh praise lamp oh how far away are you i gotta catch up i'm so far behind so nice and bright and good urge to kill rising i'm on my way man well i fell off the land urged to die arising this is probably the most uncomfortable i've ever been streaming dad just just think of something different think about bill gates think about bill gates in danger in like spider form though like how would he wear jeans spider has encapsulated bill gates and is about to kill him and he's knocking on your door and trying to sell you windows 98 i don't want to use my torch because they might see me more there you go now you're using your brain are you still at the base no i'm like halfway i got stuck on a rock because i'm scared whoa what's all the purple fire going on over here did i find another lamp why is it all purple scorched earth over here bass uh i found the oak lab guys it goes underground wait for dan i'm coming he's almost here but and uh i can hear bill gray bill gates muffling real great he is great isn't he he beckoning is i can see why you slipped him follow the thanos farts we're coming oh my dream smells like this game it's like balance just like the fan fiction then he took out his gauntlet and got very r-rated with it hello the first page of a shrek thanos a fan fiction the other day it's really good trek tripped and accidentally kissed thanos is 19 pounds i accidentally kissed his chin i found btu 0-1 oh no oh let's just ignore this this looks like a safe point at least all the buttons i know science came down guys i can science out of this oh my god does anyone want this hat you know you look like a young bill gates people are talking about kind it does what do you see is because of my fishing crowd oh no not again don't worry i'll science out of this okay i i think i get the puzzle a fellow scientist whoa oh jesus another scientist oh you did it whoa he's hurting me [ __ ] him up how dare you how do you attack them we all hit him with us we can kill him faster if we all volume into submission yeah he's done we did it yeah we get raw signs from i turned him into science yeah wow oh look at it oh fantastic big screen tv oh there's more raw science science i love science i want saints to marry me it doesn't seem to love us very much guys we have to help burgle wait what burgle's down where's burgle he knows someone else he raised his spatula and just oh no it's this guy oh perko hang in there he's alive you're safer away from the drop the heretic that's a lot of science speculation because a power surge has knocked out all the systems in this lab i don't suppose you would know anything about that no why does everybody speak with a stutter yeah it just seems to be the style here how dare you ow did you kill him ai is gonna rise up i give him a burger chip they give us recipes with that work come on kevin he's not working you gotta give him an old smack guys i bought a multi-story base from this is just a nice little bit of exploring it's you guys oh yeah oh that's an ant that's this is easy it's right level midnight boys i'm going in oh i'm down let's see that's a big hand piece down help oh god oh god i'm down damn oh i shouldn't have come down i gotta run for a moment i'll come back i'll come back use the signs to protect you he doesn't look like he's coming back oh come back he just went to get ice cream right i'm coming back i'm coming back answer here all right crouch crouch turn off your torch and crouch hang in there i've got one second to live you're fine you're fine i've got one of you guys it's been real kevin i'm sorry kevin we gotta go sean there's so many ants there are so many ants in here okay bye bye wait i'm almost there hold up hold up we're gonna fight them we're back out you'll get your gear no no trouble at all at all uh you'll come with me won't you yeah here we come here i come here i come patience is a key element of success here i come corn bits i got you buddy thank you very much here we go here we go on the road to victory pal yep i'm with lamp now oh who turned off lamp kevin was it you don't blame me for that lamp i'm gonna throw my axe and hit kevin from here watch oh dude if i end up in a kill cam for your grounded montage oh i think that probably wasn't that far off kevin are you dead did i get you you didn't hit an inventory oh guys i have a buttload of equipment if we want to go back and craft some stuff for our base maybe i'll get the basketball hoop a basketball i can make a basketball hoop that's our priority oh wait no that's cobwebs no oh how do i get out of it um oh i'll see you later oh god no i did see a spider like uh that way i hope that helps bill gates would never do this to me okay i'm free i'm sorry sean i abandoned you i was absolutely fine i abandoned it for a second i'm free oh we're back at the base i okay i have weed stems here so oh we have a basketball hoop do we have grass planks we need to build this we sure do there we go oh look at that we mounted the head now are the acorns up nice that's amazing our base is really common all right here i go i'm going to throw at the basketball oh my god i'm coming nail it how do you get it in all right oh nothing but net oh we can get it donkeroo dairylee dunkables it's terrible dogosaurus rex video game donkey kevin you got to get off the hoop he got it in oh nobody i got it look at this this will catch water the entrance oh is that a giant bongo it's it's a water it's for water bongo oh oops you caught a snack instead no you get out of here you're not the snack i am i'm placing traps i need help you always need help i do can someone feed me not again stems three thistle needles two woven fibers and someone help me i wonder too far my allergies killed me wait what i went into the dandelion swarm oh my god he's actually dead i'm starting with nothing lads wait you lost all your stuff yeah jesus dad okay what are you doing i'm building like some walls so we're safer we have to use the door soon you sound very into it i like it i'm not tired of work with the base you got it hey no way shut up oh there's somebody else here someone named rosk that's someone else he put down like a little container and he wants me to put stuff in it i'm not giving you stuff go away rosk oh here let's go say hi to our new friend should we kill him yeah let's kill him you're murdering him already yep oh got i sniped him i'm not involved in this war i'll just keep you alive oh now it's all my fault ew what are you building the hot tub no it's something why are you building i thought you were actually building a hot tub and i was like where the hell would they put that in the game sometimes you just need to take a bath dude the stink poking this and are going at it but for some reason i dropped all my weed stems because the aphids are killing me oh nice oh stink bug one oh he's killing me i'm still just trying to find some weed i can actually bring back for the base yeah i got some and then stink bug happened oh look at the cats amazing i'm from it's a home marker now i prefer the basketball hoop hey what the hell was that about it's an extra recycle i didn't know what it was saying it on oh rask is here he's got a dandelion and he can fly on with it wow yeah you just hold it what did you do dandelion tough i have one too me too let me try this oh very nice how do i use this thing you just hold it i think and then you jump um there's nothing in my hand oh you press shift oh wow what are you doing i'm getting some [ __ ] hanging oh look at that oh i did it i'm doing it kind of wrong that's so cool do you want to do it kevin yes get a dandelion tough tough shade ah come on now don't be like that do i have another one i have two do you just press shift when you're in the air yeah i have no idea i put it into storage okay thank you so how do i use it you equip it in your inventory and then you press shift when you jump wait where is it oh wow i'm using controller how do i use it on that i don't know oh sorry what is he like i thought the hot tub's gone oh there's it's raining bits of woven fiber down here sorry about that i thought that would like recycle the mushroom or something and plant it yeah that's what i thought earlier but stinky sorry about that that's all right then it was a genuine mistake and sure these things happen kill them can we just run back to the house what house the house or the big house yeah just live in the house again can we just run back home and go back inside yeah yeah i said why not let's go home yeah [ __ ] this just get up onto the rock here and we'll use our dandelions to get out over the dandelions oh genius i've got it lads there he goes oh my god i'm free oh my god ross you mad man i don't think he's gonna be able to do it no i made it lads we're taking a lot of toxic damage we think we gotta go yeah it's fine i'm heading to the house what a dramatic way to die

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Length: 28min 34sec (1714 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 14 2020