Honestly Reviewing Roblox "Experiences"

so I'm pretty sure that everyone at this point knows that I personally think that Roblox is a stupid dumb little game I've already made two videos on it explaining my viewpoints uh one where I just rambled about it for a bit and one where I read a bunch of comments on the previously mentioned video and I think I did a pretty good job so if you haven't seen those videos I highly recommend checking them out you can just click the little I icon in the top right so you might be thinking foco why the hell are you making another video on Roblox you hate this game you despise it well well you see still to this day I'm getting people in my comments saying that I was unfair that I only choose the quote unquote bad games to review which I personally completely disagree with so you know what screw it I ask you guys on my community tab to send me Roblox experiences to review and I got a lot of recommendations so I am going to dive into the rabbit hole once more one more Roblox video just for you guys because I'm such a nice dude I'm going to review each experience on a scale of Rocket cards right into minion for atom and garbage to each sand Masterpiece wish me luck because this is gonna suck I'm going to start off with something I've actually said I've enjoyed in the past Arsenal if you ever played gun game in any video game before you know what to expect you get plopped into an arena with a bunch of other weirdos are being told to kill everyone on site every single time you gotta kill your weapon cycles first one to cycle through all of them wins easy as cake and there are some goofy weapons in here there's a real gun a laser shotgun water balloon shotgun snipers candy cane mini guns a blunderbuss a little mini figure that shoots for you and uh explosive battle ranks okay sure why not the whole game is mostly based off of counter-strike's version of gun game which I'm pretty sure this is the game that made it popular to begin with there are CS go Maps seize go weapons CS go mechanics but unlike CS go this is still very rough around the edges weapons just deal way too much damage the shotguns are snipers while the snipers themselves suck ass half of the time you don't even know what killed you there are quote unquote memes sound effects being spammed everywhere but but at the same time you can throw trash cans at your enemies so I'm gonna put it right here [Music] build a boat for Treasure as one of the only roadblocks experiences that actually takes advantage of its own mechanics it's a very simple game you just build a boat and go down a stream filled with a bunch of garbage if your boat ended up being strong enough to reach the end you'll be rewarded with a handful of materials to make bigger and better boats and you can make some wacky ass things it isn't Grand it isn't flashy Roblox physics are still super clunky but but I would be lying if I said that I didn't somewhat enjoy it this is one of the better ones Tower of pain is an Obby where your goal is to climb to the top of the big spiral tube you're stuck inside of if you're successful in doing this you are rewarded with 100 credits which can be used to buy loot boxes yeah this one sucks I don't care what version of hobby you're playing or right Roblox platforming is extremely boring tedious and uninteresting it is one button gameplay do you know what game also falls into this category foreign I rest my case I guess the selling point of this one in comparison to the other obvious is that the higher you go the higher the risk of falling is but there are games that have executed this concept way better in the past so this is not great [Music] have you ever played or seen the indie horror game granny well that's piggy but in Roblox which makes it suck even more a granny itself isn't all for anything but it's so painfully mediocre the the way it works is that you are stuck in a house with Granny and you have to escape by solving simple puzzles the gimmick being that you can only hold one item at a time which means you have to juggle things around while granny is chasing you now now imagine doing this in Roblox yes it's really goddamn boring and most of the time you are just walking around aimlessly not knowing where to go or what to do to progress 12 year old kids say that their story is quote unquote correct but honestly it's extremely uninteresting but plus it's hard to get involved when all the characters look like this yeah no this one is bad [Music] in Gary's Mod you have these NPC you can spawn called Next Bots which are just pngs that chase you around and if they touch you you die that's basically evade it's kind of funny don't get me wrong but that's about it meh [Music] here is another one I've said I've enjoyed in the past natural disaster Survivor in this game you spawn on an island and all you need to do is well survive your natural disaster this can range from a tornado to a sandstorm a flash flood thunderstorm acid rain and many more some of these natural disasters are really goofy and fun to muck around with but a handful of them are super boring and kind of crap it's a fun simple little game there isn't much to it but hey at least it actually uses Roblox key features to its full potential I wouldn't say it's better than build a boat for Treasure but hey at least it's not Piggy this is just death by daylight for small little babies but instead of powering up generators you uh you just collect groceries to scan while vacuum cleaner is chasing you this is real this really is a game there's only one map you can push each other around which is completely useless this one isn't awfully made but it's just it's just kind of boring yeah [Music] you make burgers in this game whoa what a surprise and it actually uses Roblox physics to its fullest what it's kind of annoying though um I don't really like this one again it isn't awfully made it's competent but the best burger I could make was this I wouldn't even call this a sandwich the delivery system is annoying people can mess with your order as much as they want you can play as a rat for some reason also is no one going to mention that this is just ripping off of Citizen Burger Disorder you know that game VanossGaming played back in the day just look at the kitchen it's almost one to one just for that I'm giving you 10 poopy points you go right here [Music] here is another really simple one doomspire brick battle in this game you spawn on a team and all you need to do is destroy the enemy Towers before they destroy yours and the fun comes from all the destruction that occurs I got a bunch of friends together to play this one and you know what it actually was a blast there are some cool tricks you can pull off in this one it's a chaotic Charming Mist filled with so much Jank but it uses that to its favor and those moments where your Tower is holding onto dear life are golden there's a more refined version of this game called super Doom Spire brick battle but honestly you can't beat the original this one is wacky fun good job Roblox everyone sucks at this game because they keep pressing the goddamn button [ __ ] game okay but in actuality this is just a bootleg version of WarioWare every single time you press the button a stupid mini game begins you can get some coins to buy generic Roblox items but that's it now I'll say the obvious is of course aims towards young children so they can start to creating gambling addictions because Randomness funny game sucks don't play it robot 64 is a full-on 3D platformer heavily inspired by Mario 64. this isn't some stupid boring crap ass abier right this is an actual game and now if you have been following this channel for a while you would know that I really really like 3D Platformers this is one of my favorite video game genres of all time and while this one is still quite rough and Jank it is fun you can do some cool combos ride a skateboarder around you have these challenge zones reminiscent of Mario Sunshine and you know shout out to a simple flips or whatever I don't already know game is pretty well made Bravo all right I knew you guys were all waiting for this one doors out of all the experiences I talked about in this video this is definitely the one I got the most recommendations for in my community Tab and I can see why honestly it's very similar to Spooky's jump scare Mansion if you've ever seen or played death but it has enough original ideas for not to feel like a blatant copy the goal of it is fairly simple you just try to go to Door 100 while trying to avoid all the monsters that try to cheaply jump scare you which yeah jump scares kinda suck I hate them but the core gameplay Loops of doors is pretty fun especially in a group of friends also for a Roblox game this one is extremely well polished it's impressive good job foreign this is just a bunch of random memes spam with no real cohesion it unironically kinda annoys me if you want to play an experience where you just get random funny meme weapons I think randomizer is a way better alternative because item Asylum is just kinda annoying I I really dislike this one not a fan ah I did it finally I can rest in my tidy little save space this video has been very opinionated but I did try to be a bit more optimistic with this one in comparison to my other two in conclusion I think Roblox is still goddamn stupid it's an exploitative cesspit where they just they just straight up exploit children yes some of the games are fun for like 30 minutes or so and yes there are talented people on this platform that make cool wacky and passionate things but it's Roblox you know you feel me actually kind of surprised when doomspire brick battle though that one was gen annually fun as hell to play so if you have any other recommendations this include the good the bads and the brain dead please leave them down in the comments below and maybe we'll turn us into a yearly series or something only time would tell in the meantime check out the second Channel I've been posting more low-end Rambles there so if you want to hear me whine more this is the place for you anyway um smash the like or something I I don't know go away [Music]

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Length: 11min 32sec (692 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 03 2022