Honest Trailers | Madame Web

[Music] from a screenwriting Duo making a good case for AI and the studio who actually thought we'd pay for morbius twice come Sony's latest spin-off to put the SNM back in Spider-Man and when you take on the responsibility great power will come ooh so bad I love it Madam web ever wonder how Peter Parker started off his life as a baby boom question answered now switch gears for a baffling prequel about saving three teenagers from Peruvian man because he dreamt that one day they'd all be in a comic book movie together they're teenagers now but in the future they have powers will we see those Powers outside of dream sequence in the future they also have powers also have powers the girls the girls have powers in the future we will not but we will see our hero fight against her greatest Nemesis can come on Dakota you can open this pop that top [Music] did Pepsi only send you one can find that really hard to believe watch Dakota Johnson showcase her trademark textto speech acting style Ben what are you even doing that there that ranges from lowkey am I on the right train I don't know man to AO pressing the bers again yeah they're ruined now to completely checked out I just want to go home and watch in fact she went full method for the Press tour it was so cool it was like extremely exciting and um her character Cassie web may be socially awkward her little boy wanted to say thank you um take it just take it and make fun of her co-workers Burgers so hard that he dies are you pressing the burgers I'm releasing the fat that's called flavor man plus it's like really flammable even pressing the burgers again yeah they're ruined now come on but there's actually no second half to that sentence she just does both of those things saves a cat though now you have to like her them's the movie rules Journey to the part of the Amazon where Thor takes a spa days when Cassie's mole I mean mom is bidden by a spider during childbirth she'll gain abilities that only emerge when she's dunked in [Music] water because spiders love water that's why there aren't any famous rhymes about washing them out you could just walk away now she'll have the power to reboot Groundhog Day for minutes at a time on occasion I can see the future kind of and since Dakota is not going to learn how to fight for this dumb movie she'll use her powers to run over the bad guy with multiple stolen vehicles just don't forget to cover Your Tracks you missed a spot watch Cassie become a true Madam by taking in a brothel worth of traumatized teenage runaways I had a few rough years in school and my parents were divorcing my parents aren't around either I think they resent how having a kid messed up their lives my dad got deported 6 months ago my mom died when I was 5 my mom's in a psychor there's Maddy who gives the finger to any Authority who'd question why she allies over nothing into oncoming traffic J Sydney Sweeney is Julia a school girl who uh come on be normal be normal wants to uh and the other one right okay together they'll Bond over getting ditched by a jaded indifferent Sour Puss I'm going to be back in a few hours I'll be gone a week until they all learn that on a long enough timeline kidnapping turns into adoption This Woman's trying to abduct us what no sh this is still not a kidnapping okay are you all immediate family yes they're all mine well don't say it like that now it's creepy finally she'll discover her stalker is Ezekiel Sims the man who was in the Amazon with her mom when she was researching spiders right before she died he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died and since Sony hates fun that line isn't even in the movie all I know is that she was researching spiders but don't worry still plenty of dumb ones to go around I need to stop him before he kills those girls but I can't do what he can do I can't do the leapy craw like death poison hope the spiders were worth it mom don't do dumb things he's constantly setting people up to ask about his backstory but never gets any takers I will not give up everything I've built I'm the future that will destroy me and everything I've built buil what the terrarium Sha's necklaces but the real backstory is how most of his dialogue is 8 yard over shots of his actual back you have no idea of the torment and torture of dying over and over again as long as it has the ability to find those women now before they get their powers and you still have found nothing how could she have kept three teenagers hidden for a week it's a good thing you had no idea today was the day you were going to die or just poorly sned with his mouth you're just like your mother yes I agreed to provide security for you because I thought you were close to finding the spider I came from nothing less than nothing I will not give up the subing sessions for this movie are my SN cut so swing back to when we were constantly dropping references to 2003 which was the style at the time so sad about Martha Stewart this track is going to be huge are you in the zone this is Britney Spears you have a phone for the most misguided franchise kickoff since the Dark Universe cast photo because Sony will stop at nothing to make the Spider-Man villain Universe happen even though they've been trying long enough for Peter Parker to pay off his student loans should have stuck with the first idea that sounds like Peak Cinema starring limp Johnson hello Sydney I'm a computer Tony pigeon do you think a depressed person could make this Barefoot Contessa Peter Parker picked a proper parent Laura soft the fact that this movie might actually save someone's life one day you want to go like 2 in down and you want to keep a rhythm like a heartbeat the fact that this movie might get a forest burned down one day hack the planet how we all feel about the future Sony teamup movie you know the best thing about the future it hasn't happened yet and one weird trick bad directors use for awesome [Music] shots it's over with barking spiders well I guess the other big reveal is that Peter Parker's whole stick is stolen from native peruvians boom cancelled hey screen junkies Ghostbusters Frozen Empire is out now since it's Canon we made an entire Ghostbusters timeline down to the last proton so you can say I understood that reference 100 times in the theater click the Box on the right to watch now when you take on the responsibility great power will come hope the spiders were worth it Mom how would you know if you could climb a wall if you've never tried what you've never been shot at in Queens he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died

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Length: 8min 53sec (533 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 26 2024