Honest Trailers - Star Wars Ep III: Revenge of the Sith

[Music] from Disney's bitter ex-boyfriend comes the finale of The Saga so bad this ridiculous overacted disappointing mess is known as the good one no Star Wars Revenge of the Sith returned to a Time long ago when there was still hope that the prequels could stick the Landing with a film that starts out semi- promising this is where the fun begins then Falls flat on its stupid face watch Star Wars finish its turn to the dark side as everything you've grown to hate returns medoran younglings and cringe as Anakin Skywalker completes his journey from Annoying kid to obnoxious teenager to insufferable Jedi knight in a performance so robotic his body finally catches up to his acting although to be fair no one can make this drag sound natural love won't save you Padme only my new powers can do that Natalie Portman is back and she's just kind of there weep as this once proud Queen Senator and Warrior spends the whole movie barefoot and pregnant Annie I want to have our baby back home on the boo I can go early and fix up the baby's room and finally witness what the whole trilogy has been building to Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader watch the greatest movie villain of all time turn evil because he's passed up for a promotion we do not Grant you the rank of Master has a bad dream about his secret wife commits Jedi side when an old man gives him a super vague promise about cheating death then gets burned to a Cris because his teacher is standing on a hill it's over Anakin I have The High Ground so Darth Vader a whiny dumb easy Toom manipulate lap dog who got his suit because he couldn't quite jump high enough mystery solved thanks for clearing that up George experience the best Star Wars prequel by default simply because something occasionally happens even if that's something is a lizard chasing a robot on a unicycle but don't worry fans of sitting and talking because every time things start to get interesting George Lucas gives us some of the ciest talkest scenes in the trilogy featuring Council meetings the capture of General Gus will end this war therapy sessions close to you yes commute with all due respect Master is he not the chosen one weird bubble shows I don't think and and just staring out of the window all slowly building up to the most obvious reveal of all time that the evil Sith Lord is the Sinister old guy who talks exactly like the evil Sith Lord gasp not the guy who does four evil head turns in one conversation and the Jedi D to create life from dying not from a Jedi what a Twist after two pointless wheel spinning movies watch a finale where Anakin goes from peaceful Jedi to child murdering Maniac in less than 10 minutes it's not the Jedi way he must live there are too many of them what are we going to do followed by 20 minutes of George Lucas jamming everyone into their New Hope starting positions even if it ruins the franchise continuity like how did Leia remember her mom's face she was very beautiful why didn't Obi One remember Leia that boy is our last hope no there is another how did Owen and baru age 40 years and 20 years why does all the Galaxy's technology look like it got worse and how can we ever take Darth Vader seriously again after we've seen this no no is Right starring the following proof that more does not equal better one ham-handed Cameo goodbye chaca two disposable CGI armies two cyborgs with breathing problems four lightsabers at the same time four unnecessary CG flippy jumps eight severed limbs about 17 things R2-D2 couldn't do in the original and thousands of highly trained Jedi Knights going down like total punks seriously you can cut through droids and clones like tissue paper and that's how you go out that's that's pathetic Man Star Wars episode 111 the force of weakens if you think the movie was bad wait until you see what they cut out it's broken can you understand what he's saying I'm pretty sure that beep is down oh yes yes yes you're right beep is up no be sure to subscribe for more honest trailers hey screen junkies can't get enough of the prequels then be sure to check out Michael bar and belated Medias what if Episode 3 were good the Epic conclusion to their prequel trilogy click the link in the Box above or the Younglings get it May the force be with you Anakin you're breaking my heart you were the chosen one you were supposed to destroy the Sith not join them from my point of of you the Jedi are evil hold me like you did on the lake on theoo power unlimited power you underestimate my power OMG so excited for Star Wars

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Id: 4l5eZp8Ae9c

Length: 6min 17sec (377 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 15 2015