- Can you keep a secret?
- Totally. So I can trust you
to keep a secret? Yes, sir. I'm going to blow a bubble. You're going to blow a bubble? I'm going to blow your mind. You're... You're Captain Man. That's right, Henry.
Oh. Hold on a second. [chuckles] Stupid zipper. Always sticks.
Ow. That's my skin. I... I can't believe
I'm standing here talking to Captain Man. Why? Are you a fan?
Do you like me? Most people like me,
but not everyone. Yeah, I'm a huge fan. Oh, man,
I gotta tell Jasper about this. He's gonna freak when I tell him
I'm here standing next to Cap- [screaming] Sorry, but you can't tell
your friends about this. Okay, but... did you have
to melt my phone? I'll get you a new one. - Really?
- No. I need help. And someday, someone's going
to have to take over for me. Like? Like me? What do you say, Henry?
You want to be my sidekick? How much does it pay? $9 an hour. - Whoa.
- I know, right? Place your left hand
over your right lung. And repeat after me.
"I, Henry Hart..." I, Henry Hart... "pledge to be an awesome
sidekick to Captain Man..." Pledge to be an awesome sidekick
to Captain Man... "and to never, ever,
ever tell anyone that I am Captain Man's
secret sidekick." And to never, ever tell anyone that I am Captain Man's
secret sidekick. You left out one "ever". - Ever.
- It is done. Feels good. We've got people
on the Janae River that need saving. Come on. You mean we're going there
together, like, right now? Yeah. Get under your tube. [beeping] Ready? For what? [beeping] Up the tube! What did he say?
I don't know how to- Whoosh. Just tap your belt buckle. Ah.
[chuckles] [beeping] Up the tube. Hey, Henry. Did you get the job? Yeah,
just finished my first day. So how was work? Ah, it was pretty...
interesting. [sniffing] Why'd you sniff my hair? I heard it on the news tonight
that Captain Man and Kid Danger put out a fire
at a syrup factory. Oh, did they? Yeah.
And your hair smells like syrup. [sniffing] It does. I... I wonder why. Maybe cause you're Kid Danger. [stammering, laughing] What? Kid D- I wish. I mean, that'd be nice,
you know... Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Yeah. [chuckles]
And I guess you must be Beyonce. Henry. Okay. This is really big...
what I'm about to tell you. What, that you're Kid Danger? Shut up. I'm Kid Danger. I know. I figured that out. Just promise me
you'll never tell anyone. I promise. No, you don't understand. I took an oath
that I'd never tell anyone that I'm Captain Man's sidekick. I swear I'm never going to tell. Thanks. Can I tell Jasper? No. Captain Man fired you? Uh-huh. But... But it's not your fault
I figured out you're Kid Danger. It doesn't matter.
I broke my oath. Well, you got to fix this. How? I don't know. But you're not going
to find the answer at the bottom of a bottle
of chocolate. I won't know if I don't look. Jasper's right. About what? I was a lame Kid Danger. Couldn't even help
Captain Man catch the stupid phone shark. I feel awful. It's cool. Still got my jazz. What's going on? [indistinct chattering] Check out that guy standing
by the groom. Shirley and Claude. The guy with the crazy teeth? Yeah. He's the phone shark. Whoa.
Yeah, it does look like him. It is him. So do Captain Man a favor
and go catch the phone shark. Kid Danger. What up with the gum? Anybody watching? No. Why? Whoa. How does that whole costume fit
inside one little gumball? Just, Just wait there.
All right? And now to thee Shirley take
he Claude, to be your lawfully
wedded husband, in sickness and in health. Hey, congratulations. Who's that kid? That's Kid Danger. Uh, young man,
this wedding isn't over. I know. I just wanted
to show that hairless guy my brand new phone,
that's never been bitten. Come on. Yeah.
You know, you want to bite it. Come on. Yeah.
[sniffing] Mm. Gotta love
that new phone smell. Come on. Come on. Give it to me. Catch it! [clamoring] He's the phone shark. Get him! [grunting[ [unintelligible] Oh, my God. Someone call the cops. [groaning] [screaming] [growling] Hey! Hey! Come on.
Come on, phone shark. Come on, come and get it. [screaming] [crashing] Phone shark down.
Go, Kid Danger! [cheering, applauding] I say that we just tell Jasper
that I'm Kid Danger. That was charming. No. No, no, no, no, no, sir. Oh, why not? What's the worst thing
that could happen? Uh, the worst thing is that Jasper blabs it
all over the place, and then everyone in the world
knows Henry's Kid Danger. And then bad guys follow him
and find out he works here. So then they know how
to find both of us. So then they can just blow up
this whole place. And then
they can also figure out where Henry's house is,
which puts him and his whole family
in major danger. Okay, but other than that? Nobody is going to tell Jasper
or anyone else that Henry's Kid Danger. Come on. What if I promise you
he'll keep the secret? You can't guarantee that. All right. Why don't
we just test Jasper and see? Yes. Good. What are you guys talking about? We'll make up some big,
old juicy secret. - Oh.
- And then if he keeps that secret for a week,
we know we can trust him. What do you think? Okay. But I get
to pick the fake secret. - Sure.
- Done deal, man. Okay, then. So, what secret do you want us
to tell him? That you and Henry...
are boyfriend and girlfriend. So why'd you guys invite me
to dinner? What do you mean why? Friends don't need a reason
to invite a friend for dinner, right? I guess. - Although we do have a reason.
- There is a reason. But first... did you see we made
your favorite dinner? [gasping]
Fish sticks and peas. [clapping] Yeah. Sit down. Uh, so, we have something that we kind of want
to tell you. But first, you have to promise,
you've got to swear that you'll never tell anyone
this secret. No worries. I can keep a secret. Can you? Yeah. I never told Charlotte you were the one
who killed her goldfish. What?! You did not just say that! You killed Nemo?! We're getting off track here. Now, we want to tell you
a big secret, but you've got
to seriously swear that you'll never tell anyone. Ever, ever. I swear on Nemo's grave. Stop mentioning Nemo. I can't believe you killed him! I tickled his back. He had a stroke.
It wasn't my fault. Charlotte and I are boyfriend
and girlfriend. You? She? You and she? You and him? [clanging] [groaning] [sighing] What?! It's true. You guys are dating? We are. We're deep in love. Wow. I know you have a secret. If you want me
to sell you this bucket, you better start talking. Keep the secret, buddy. Don't break, Jasper. I will not tell you my secret. This is a simple
business transaction. My $60 for King Tut's bucket. - No deal.
- Come on. Tell you what.
You can have it for free. Free? Just tell me your little secret. [groaning] Oh, man, this is intense. Do we really have to unscrew
and rescrew all these light bulbs? No. Shh. What's it going to be, boy? Bucket... for the secret. One sec. [cracking] I will not tell you my secret. Yeah. Attaboy, Jasper. Hold on. I'll be right back. All right, I have $100 here
if you'll- Stop. I'll sell it to you
for ten bucks. Just $10. Why'd he drop the price to ten? That's too low for a Tut bucket. Well, you going
to buy the bucket? I'm not telling you my secret. You don't need to. Henry and Charlotte just told me
down in the basement. Really? They told you they're
boyfriend and girlfriend? No, but you just did.
[laughing] No! Dang it! I was right and you were wrong.
I was right and you were wrong. I was right and you were wrong. - Will you mute him?
- I'm trying! ...you were wrong.
I was right and you were wrong. Come on, let me see it. No, I get to see it first. Hey, I'm Captain Man. - It's my phone.
- "It's my phone." Okay, we'll watch it together. "Okay, we'll watch it together." Oh, yeah, let's do that. Videos. [clicking, beeping] Ugh.
Why won't Piper quit texting me about the stupid pic of her
and Marla? Just send your sister
the picture she wants so she'll stop interrupting us. Yeah, all right. [clicking] No. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. I did not just do this.
No, no, no! - Kid, what's wrong?
- Henry, what? Is it my hair? I... I texted the video
to Piper. Will you quit looking
over my shoulder?! I wasn't doing that. Well, why are you
in the kitchen again? Cause... I'm gonna make soup. Okay, fine. Go make some soup. I'm gonna. [music playing] ♪ I got a secret
That I'm trying to keep ♪ ♪ It gets out
Then I'm troubled deep ♪ ♪ Locked up
Running out of time ♪ ♪ Stayin' focused
Can't afford to lose my mind ♪ ♪ There's some things
You should never see ♪ ♪ So watch your back
Move carefully ♪ ♪ One day I'll be in the clear♪ ♪ But tell me
“How'd I ever end up here?” ♪ ♪ Keep it on the low,
Keep it undercover ♪ ♪ Keep it on the low
Keep, keep it undercover ♪ ♪ Keep it on the low
Keep it undercover ♪ ♪ Keep it on the low... ♪ ♪ And don't blow my cover
Noooo! ♪ ♪ (Keep, keep, it on the low) ♪ ♪ And don't blow my cover
Noooooo! ♪ ♪ (Keep, keep, it on the low)
Don't blow my cover ♪ ♪ Noooooo! ♪ ♪ (Keep, keep, it on the low)
Don't blow my cover ♪ ♪ Noooooo! ♪ ♪ (Keep, keep, it on the low) ♪ ♪ Way-oh-ay-oh-ay-oh-ay-oh ♪ ♪ Way-oh-ay-oh-ay-oh-ay-oh ♪ ♪ Keep it on the low
Keep it undercover ♪ ♪ Keep it on the low
Yeah, keep it undercover ♪ ♪ Keep it on the low
Keep it undercover ♪ ♪ Keep it on the low
Yeah, keep it undercover ♪ Yes. My new phone's ready. Hey, Hen,
when did you text me a video? Henry! Henry! [grunting] [gasping] Come back here
with my new phone! Henry! [grunting] Henry!
[screaming] I got it. I got her new phone,
but she's right behind me. Here, delete the video
of me and Ray transforming. Why didn't you just delete
the video at your house? I deleted it from her phone,
but I don't know how to delete it from the cloud. Nobody knows how
to delete things from the cloud. The cloud has a mind of its own. 'Kay, just give me a sec. Henry! Whoa! Here she comes. Watch out, boy.
She'll chew you up. Okay. Okay, I'll stall her. You hide in the back until
you get the video off the cloud. Okay. Hey, Piper. I'm gonna break you in half! [screaming] Okay. Whoa! Whoa! [screaming] This is interesting. I want- Stop it!
[screaming] [unintelligible] Hey, here's the phone. Hi. I found this phone.
Is this yours? Yeah, it's mine, you weirdo! [groaning] [clanking] [screaming] [grunting] Okay, now delete that stupid
video from your phone so it can never cause
another problem ever again. Okay, on it. Wait. We haven't even gotten a chance
to watch the video yet. Oh, yeah. We should at least watch it once
before I delete it. Yeah. I want to see what we look
like when we transform. Yeah, dude. Wait,
why are we seeing Charlotte? Let's get busy, yo.
Then watch the video. Oh, the rhymes. [blowing] Charlotte... you had
the front facing camera on. You didn't even get us on video. You just videoed yourself. So there never even was a video of us transforming
on Piper's phone. Yeah. [clicking] That's right, Henry. I know. Come on, Hen.
How long did you think you could keep that kind
of secret from your best friend? - Charlotte knows.
- I meant me. Oh, right, right, right.
No, no, I- I- Wait, wait, wait.
Charlotte knows? Okay, look. You can't tell anyone
about this ever. As my friend, you got
to promise never to tell anyone. Uh, if we're such good friends, how come I had to find out
the truth about you in the streets? Cause... I... I... I...
[stammering] Still not words! Ah! I would have told you,
but I didn't- I don't need to hear
a bunch of excuses. No, I just need you
to understand why- [chiming] Well...
[chiming] I guess I don't need
to hide this from you anymore. Hey, it's me. Hey, kid.
We have a little emergency. Yeah, no kidding. Looks like the Malachi Brothers
broke out of jail, and they're headed
for the demolition derby. Uh, okay.
Meet you in the Man Cave. I'll hop in my Man Copter, and I'll pick you up
on the way to the derby. Copy that. That... That was Captain Man...
as a hologram... calling you. Yeah. But, I still don't understand
how you were talking to a hologram of Captain Man
on your own watch. Yeah. I don't really know
how it works. Schwoz does. You can ask him. What's a Schwoz? Wait, what's that? I'm gonna blow a bubble. You're gonna blow a bubble? I'm gonna blow your mind. [Henry laughing]
How do I look? Good? Jasper left a note! I know. But- Hi, Jasper. Why is Jasper's mouth
hanging open? And why are you dressed
like that in front of Jasper?! You're Kid Danger! Yeah. You knew that.
You're the one who- Ooh. Jasper fell asleep. No, he fainted. Why? Because he didn't know
that you're Kid Danger. He thought that your secret was that you saw Galaxy Wars X
without him. Well, how did he find that out?! Who cares? You just showed Jasper
that you're Kid Danger. Oh, geez. What are we going to do? I- [ringing]
Ah! - It's Ray.
- I know it's Ray. [ringing] Hey. Hey, it's me, Ray. I know it's Ray. Cops captured
the Melocchi brothers so, there's no more emergency. Uh, maybe there is. W- What does that mean? Uh, just, you better come
over here. And bring the memory wiper. [groaning] [groaning] I've done it. I'm sorry, Captain Man
and Kid Danger, but I'm afraid
that you're my puppets now. And I am the puppet master.
[laughing] You see, boys, the world record
for the greatest number of people watching
a live stream is 9.8 million. And I am going to smash
that record by live streaming video
of the two of you doing all sorts of silly
and embarrassing activities. [beeping] - Great plan.
- Is that all? I am so glad
I made you ask that. To make sure we have
as many viewers as possible, I'm going to promise
everyone a special treat. What's the special treat? Hold on a second. You already know what it is. But I'll say it anyway. When we get
to 10 million viewers, the two of you are going
to tear off your masks and reveal your true identities
to the world. [laughing] Hey, for dinner,
can we have pork and beans? Yes and yes. And now, how about
a little prelive stream fun? Do you boys like
musical theater? [beeping] [music playing] [music playing] Now, from the top. ♪ Three little maids
From school are we ♪ ♪ Pert as a school-girl
Well can be ♪ ♪ Filled to the brim
With girlish glee ♪ ♪ Three little maids
From school! ♪ ♪ Everything is a source
Of fun ♪ [giggling] ♪ Nobody's safe
For we care for none ♪ [giggling] ♪ Life is a joke
That's just begun ♪ [giggling] ♪ Three little maids who
All unwary ♪ ♪ Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary♪ ♪ Three little maids ♪ ♪ Three little maids
From school ♪ [giggling] [cheering] [applauding, laughing] Pork and beans.
Pork and beans. Pork and beans. Later! All right, fan boys and girls, have fun watching
this little appeteaser. But remember,
when we hit 10 million viewers, Captain Man and Kid Danger
are going to remove their masks and reveal
their true identities. [laughing] What are we going to do? We can't let Frankini make Henry
and Ray take off their mask. I know. Grab that cream
and come polish my head. What? Why? It helps me concentrate. Hurry. [ringing] No, rub in circles. - Okay.
- Clockwise. Ah. I'm serious, people, The only thing you should be
live streaming right now is this guy right here. Cause if you're not watching u,
you're going to miss... the zit storm. Oh, my God.
We're almost at 10 million. [laughing] [screaming] Frankini has 9.99 million
people watching. No. Dang it!
Hey! Stop watching Frankini! Don't you see
this big honking zit? Tell your friends. 9,999,999. 10,000. Million. 10,000 million. 10 million. Okay. Oh, my God. I did it. I am the most popular
live streamer on the entire World Wide Web. I mean, you stream me.
You really, really stream me. Thank you. And now, as promised... it's time for Captain Man
and Kid Danger to remove their masks. They're about
to take off the masks! I'm almost ready. To do what?! To turn off all the power
in Swellview. What? Why? Because, if there is
no electricity, the Domitron will stop working. But... Ooh, that's smart. Oh, my God!
[unintelligible] And... now. [gasping]
Wha? What just happened? I don't know.
The power went out. [shivering] What? What did you do? I didn't do nothing.
No punish. Oh, you. Boomer. Come on. Kid, you all right? Yeah, I think so. Show me what you did
with your hands. Ugh. Except my tongue tastes
like worms. Yeah, mine too. Oh, God, where's the plug? Hey, I made myself say that. [Frankini]
I told you we should- We're back in control
of our own bodies. Quick, let's take
these Frankini bottoms off before the power comes back on. Right, let's blow a bubble
and get back into our pants. That didn't rhyme. Just blow a bubble.
We'll pitch out rhymes later. I told you
we should've brought a backup. Oh, my God.
Something's happening. Where... Where did
my Frankini bottoms go? If I were you, I'd worry
about your own Frankini bottom. Oh. Hey there.
It's me, Rick Twitler. How you doing? - How am I doing?
- We're coming for you, Twitler. [beeping] Guys, it's a video message.
He can not hear you. - I- I knew that.
- Obviously. Making- Making sure
that you knew. Let's move on. [beeping] Now, I know
you're upset with me for stealing Kid Danger's
super power and putting it in this,
but I think you have other things
to worry about. Like, oh, I don't know, protecting Kid Danger's family
from the thugs I just sent to his house. Or... [chuckles], should I say the thugs I just sent
to Henry Hart's house? How do you know my real name? [beeping] Is... Is what...
Is what I would say if he could hear me,
which I know he can not. So... Everybody out! Why is no one moving? Why do we have to leave? Uh... - be...
- cause... - You...
- are... - in...
- danger. Of what? Of, uh... missing out on a free weekend
at the Hotel Staines. - Ooh.
- What? My boss is paying
for a deluxe suite. - That's amazing.
- Expensive. - Garden view.
- Awesome. - Well, still good.
- It sure is. Right. Okay, let's go.
Fantastic. Come on. - To the Staines.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yay!
- What are you guys doing? - Why aren't you leaving?
- We have to pack. There's no time to pack.
You have to leave right now. Uh, packing's a great idea.
Go pack. Okay. I'll take front thug. I'll take back thug. Okay, pal. Listen.
I eat thugs like you for break- Ow. You okay, kid? Yeah. It's just kind of hard
to fight without my... urse. [groaning] [thudding] Hey, watch this. AH! [grunting] Henry! Stuff 'em in fridge. Oh, that's fun. [grunting] [clanking] [groaning] Have you seen my toothbrush? Uh, have you checked
your bathroom? [snapping]
Ah. [grunting] Whoa! [grunting] [cracking] Be with you in a sec. [grunting] Hey, that's my sister's puzzle. [grunting] More like that was
your sister's puzzle. That's exactly what I just said. Am I right? No. [grunting] Henry, someone's at the door! I got it, Henry's mom! Nobody needs your cookies,
little girl! Buddy,
you are really struggling today. Yeah. I'm not used to fighting
without my, you know... Dignity? No. Deodorant? No. [unintelligible] [shattering] My superpower. Henry, catch my suitcase. [grunting] Thank you. Well, you're lucky your little
sister was here to help ya. Yeah, she's the only one here
who could have helped me. Easy, sassy pants.
[ringing] Hey, it's Charlotte. Eh, just let it go to voicemail. What? Dude, what is your deal
with ignoring Charlotte? - Hello.
- We found the bee. Come back to the Man Cave. - Okay. Click.
- Click. Charlotte found the bee.
Let's get back to the Man Cave. Wait, hold on, hold on. What's up? I think there's one more goon
in here. Where? Ah, good eye, dude. Thanks. Are you the last goon? [grunting] You wanna just run away? I wanna go home. - Okay, go.
- Thank you. Get out. What's up, Man Cave? Twitler.
[shattering] Did you just try to shoot me
through a computer screen? - No.
- Yeah, you did, dude. - We all saw you take out-
-What do you want, Twitler, huh? You gonna send more goons for me
and Henry to take out? Oh, those goons were
just a diversion. I needed time to carry
out my real plan. Oh, yeah? Which is what?
Huh? Being a jerk? Cause if so,
mission accomplished. Yeah. Good one. No. The plan I told you guys
about at the honey factory. I wasn't really listening. I remember zapping you a lot. Remember this? The living computer virus
I invented. - No.
- You monster. [shattering] You gotta stop doing that, dude. In non-funny news,
witnesses say that Kid Danger while teaming up
with Captain Man to fight super criminal
Dr. Karate, broke his arm this evening. [gasping] Wait, you broke your arm? That's what I've been trying
to tell you guys. Dr. Karate karate chopped
my arm. I bet you wish you still had
your superpower. Yeah. Cause if you still had
your super fast reflexes, you could have just...
moved out of the way. All right, I got it. Guys, this is really bad. It's just a broken arm.
We'll cut it off. It'll grow right back. What? No. That's not how arms work. Oh, right, that's a starfish. Listen. What's bad is that
if everyone in Swellview knows that Kid Danger broke
his arm tonight, then Henry Hart
suddenly shows up tomorrow morning
with a broken arm, then any idiot can put two
and two together and figure out that Henry is Kid Danger. I don't know. I don't think
anyone's going to put any- [gasping] I just put two and two togethe. - Oh, really?
- Yes. People should look out
for a boy about Kid Danger's height, about Kid Danger's age
who has a newly broken arm. Because that boy would be... Keep going, Mary. The playground pooper? Oh, so close. No, Mary,
that boy would be Kid Danger. [groaning] See? Okay, we have a
really big problem on our hands. I agree. How are we going to get Jasper
to stop pooping in playgrounds? It's not me! Ah. Ooh, Good Moral Fair, youth. Good morrow to you- I can't do this, dude.
What's going on? Okay, here's the plan.
You go stand by the stairs. We fling a basketball at you,
it hits you in your fake arm, and you pretend
like it's broken. [laughing] It'll be a lot funnier
than Charlotte's idea. Wow. Okay, but what
if the basketball doesn't- And break. We are members of
the Swellview Flinging Society. But, sir, we don't fling
many things without trebuchet. What the heck is going on here? We be the
Swellview Flinging Society. We are flingers, we fling. Well go do your flinging
somewhere else. These kids should be
in classrooms pretending to listen to their teachers. Look, you want to fling
a basketball at a wall? Course I do. Get out of my way. Allow me to explain it. Relax, Leonardo. I've used a trebuchet
in a school before. Okay, but let me aim the- Fire in the hole! [gasping] I was never here. You okay?
No, no, no, no, no. [gasping] Uh... ahh! Charlotte just pulled off
my real arm. Next time you see me,
I'll probably have a cast. This arm is fake. - What?
- This is a fake arm. - Wow.
- It's a fake arm. Why were you wearing a fake arm?
What are hiding? No. Piper, I'm not doing any- What is wrong with you? [gasping] You've got a broken arm. Oh, my God,
Henry Hart is Kid Danger. [gasping] So much better than my plan. Okay. Uh... I know that
there's a lot of speculation that due to my broken arm,
I am Kid Danger. [screaming] But the fact of the matter is,
I'm not... Kid Danger... because... I... Well...
I am the playground pooper. [gasping] So you're Kid Danger
and the playground pooper? What? No, no. No, no.
No, no, no, no, no. No. Just... the playground pooper. Okay, this is funny. Where'd you get the bird? He's our class parrot, Otto. It's my turn to take care
of him for the weekend. Aw. Well, hey there, buddy.
My name- [screaming] Yeah, I don't touch him.
He doesn't like that. Don't touch him. So he talks and stuff? Nah, he just picks up phrases
and repeats things sometimes. Otto, say,
"Sweet stache, Jasper." Sweet stache, Jasper. [laughing] I got to go grab his birdseed
from my car. I have a driver's license. - Sent by mistake. - Why do
we have to keep saying that? Established. Hey, come on. Let's get back
to studying history. What? How can we study our past
when we got a talking parrot and a mustache in our present? You know, there could be
a mustache in your future. [gasping] You really think
I should grow one? Yes. You can have
a mustache as Henry Hart, and as Kid Danger. Dude, if I had a mustache,
then I would be Man Danger. [gasping]
I just got chills. - What?
- Hey, be quiet. - Why?
- Cause I don't want Piper to walk in here and hear you say
that Henry is Kid Danger. Henry is Kid Danger.
Henry is Kid Danger. Henry is Kid Danger. See, that's what I didn't want
to happen. What you need is a bird clone. What? - Can you clone a bird?
- Yeah. He can clone a bird.
You need a feather? - Yeah.
- He needs a feather. We can get a feather. Great. You get us a feather.
Schwoz clones a new bird that don't know nothing
from nothing. We kill the old one,
swap in the new one. Bada boom, bada bing. Schwoz and Jasper go
to the batting cages. Yes. Eh, let's not kill the old one. Potato, potato,
just bring us a feather. Potato, potato. Potato, potato, potato, potato, just bring us a feather,
you spicy tomato. [squawking] [squawking] - Oh. Whoa.
- Wow. He looks exactly like Otto. Yeah, that's the point,
sweetheart. It's exactly the same
in every way? Mm, pretty much. He just hasn't learned
to say "Henry is Kid Danger." Henry is Kid Danger.
Henry is Kid Danger. Nice going, sweetheart. Hey, what's the hold up?
The bird sniffing snake is here. Yeah, we had a little problem
with the first clone. [dinging] Oh, but the new new clone
is done, and we're leaving right now. Wait, wait. What was the problem
with the first clone? Schwoz said, "Henry's
Kid Danger in front of it, and- Henry is Kid Danger.
Henry is Kid Danger. Henry is Kid Danger.
Henry is Kid Danger. Henry is- - Call you back.
- Henry is Kid Danger. Don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't. [unintelligible] library. That's it. Anybody here call
for a bird sniffing snake?! [cheering] [dinging] [squawking] [squawking] Henry is Kid Danger. Henry is Kid Danger. - Ah, come on!
- Henry is Kid Danger. - No!
- Henry is Kid Danger. Henry is Kid Danger.
Henry is Kid Danger. Shut up right now! [unintelligible] Henry is Kid Danger.
Henry is Kid Danger. Henry is Kid Danger.
Henry is Kid Danger. Hurry up, Schwoz.
Henry's freaking out. I told you. When you hurry
the cloning process, that's when you get a lot
of problems. We are out of time!
Just give me something. Anything that looks like a bird. Yeah, give him a bird, Schwoz. Okay. [dinging] He's not ready yet,
but here's your bird. [gasping] Eh, I can sell 'em. All right,
people hero coming through. Make a hole. Make it wide. Oh, look, it's Captain Man. And he's got the real Otto. Did you find Otto? I sure did, little girl.
Here you go. [cheering] What happened to him? It looks like he's been
microwaved or something. Oh, well, you know, the sickos that bird napped him
did not treat him very well. Aw. But, when I found those people,
I beat 'em up. [cheering] I really did a number on 'em. [cheering] Otto's back, people. [cheering] Otto. Otto. Otto. Otto. - Captain Man. Captain Man.
- Otto. Otto. Captain Man. Captain Man. - Captain Man. Captain Man.
- There you go. - Captain Man.
- Told ya I could sell it. - Yep.
- Captain Man. Captain Man. [knocking] [gasping] Hello?! [screaming] All sorts of tubes,
see where they go. Have a few laughs. Maybe I should turn around. Or I'll just keep going. [shrieking] Henry? [screaming] My God!
My brother is Kid Danger! No, I'm not.
I mean, no, he's not. I mean, no, we're not.
Who's your brother? He's probably awesome,
but he's not me. You should leave. And you must be Henry's boss
from Junk N Stuff. I sure am.
You got a smart sister, Henry. Dude? Yeah, that's your brother.
I'm his boss. Make yourself at home.
I will be right back. Wait. Why are you being so calm
about this? Where are you going? Who else knows about this?
Does Mom know? - No.
- Does Dad know? No, and- No, they don't. Okay?
And you can't tell them. You can't tell anybody
about this because no one else knows. Henry, you and Ray have got
to stop playing with the- - Charlotte?
- Piper? You said no one else knows. Uh, I don't know.
I don't know anything. I just woke up here.
This isn't my house. Where am I?
[chuckles] Okay, fine, Charlotte knows
and is a really terrible liar, but no one else knows. Hey, Henry,
the package thief was your dad. Hey, Piper. Check out how
great my fake eyebrow- Oh, my God!
What's Piper doing here?! Jasper knows too? Okay, yes, Jasper knows,
and so does Charlotte, but that... that's it. Up the tube! Was that our new neighbor
from Germany? Well- Cause he also looks
like our Italian plumber. That's actually a funny story. And the guy who fell
through our ceiling and landed on top of me. Okay, yes,
he's all those people. All right. And probably
some other guys that I can't remember right now. [chiming] Hang on a sec. What Schwoz? Your sister is in the Man Cave.
I think she might have seen me. Yeah, I know she saw you.
Get back here. Click. Click. Oh, great, everybody's here. Say, does anyone else have
any secrets they want to share with Henry's little sister
before I turn on - the old fun stick?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's a fun stick? Oh, well,
why don't you just stare down the barrel here
and I'll show you? Dude, you can't wipe
my sister's memory. Yeah,
not without a memory wiper. I wonder where I could find-
Oh, look, here's one right here. Nobody is wiping my memory. Agree to disagree. - AH!
- Come on, get off me. This is going to happen, Henry.
Let go of it. This is not a stinking daycare. [screaming] [grunting] [thudding] Are you okay?
Did it wipe your memory? I don't think so.
Did it wipe yours? I'm okay. I know who I am.
Are you okay? I'm okay. [sighing] [sighing] But who are you people? - Henry?
- Yeah? - Get inside the capsule.
- Getting. Let's stay frosty, people.
We got an important job here, and I want this guy's memory
back in 45 minutes. You got me? Uh, no. Let's go, people.
We are on a mission here. This ship is bananas. Do you do stuff like this
all the time? I don't know, maybe not
all the time. Like once a week. I can't believe you snuck
on board. You put Jasper in charge
of taking me home. What did you think
was going to happen? Uh, guys? You're not trained for this,
Piper. - Okay, this is not okay.
- Oh, you are so trained. Oh, I am trained. You can't even find
a pink button. Oh. How am I supposed to know
which one to pink, Piper? They're all pink.
They're all pink. I could go all day, Henry. You guys! [both]
What?! You're at the hippocampus! [unintelligible] No, no, no, no.
Piper, don't, don't, don't. [gasping] You have arrived
at your destination. How did you... know how to- I know
what an emergency brake is. I have a driver's license. Established. - We get it.
- I know that. Schwoz, there's got
to be something we can do to fix this. Well, there is, but you have
to go outside the capsule and plug the fuel line back in. Okay, so how do we do that? Henry, put on the suit
and crawl outside the capsule. Well, I can fit inside. What? No, you're not going outside this capsule, Piper.
End of story. Well, that story is lame,
and I'm going out. No, you're not. Schwoz,
is there any way for me to go outside this capsule
without the suit? - Yeah, lots of ways.
- Nice. But they all result
in you being dead. Yah. Henry, just let her sister go
outside and fix the fuel line. No, it's too dangerous.
Okay, I'm the sidekick. - I'm going to risk my life to-
- Done. - What?
- I fixed it. Let's go. Did you-
Did you seriously just fix that? Because that would be
impressive. Get me out of this guy's head,
Schwoz. [screaming] [chuckles] Okay, There's not enough time
for you to get to Ray's ear, so you'll have to go out
a different hole. The one that smells. Oh, God, no. Yeah, that's gonna be a no
from me, dawg. I'm talking about his nose. Oh, yeah. I can go
through my nose any day. Just turn when I tell you,
and you might get out on time. Got it. Okay, move over, Piper,
I'm driving. Left. Left. Left, right, left,
right, right. Right. I love this! I... hate... this. Now stop! Just staring in the barrel
for me. - Dude.
- Ah. What? You can't wipe
my sister's memory. Yeah. I'm the only reason
you got your memory back. And you're also the only reason I got my memory wiped
in the first place. So we're even. Don't you point your finger
at me. What are you going
to do about it? I'm going to wipe your memory.
How's that? No, you're not. [arguing] [alarm beeping]
I'll do it right now. Oh, what's that? You really are Kid Danger. I knew it. Henry Prudence Hart. I know you guys are
probably really mad at me for lying to you for years. We are so... proud of you. Sick turn, Mom. You're a superhero, son. Other than being an actor,
it's the most important thing you can be in this world. So you're really not mad? Even though I'm failing
out of school? Ha! No, we're still really mad
about that. You are in big trouble, buddy. Okay, I'm just going
to push this into the safe zone. So those are real cavemen
out there? Yeah, and none of my friends
are answering their calls and no one's picking up
at the Man Cave, so I think Ray might be
in trouble. Your boss at Junk N Stuff? Yeah. He's Captain Man. Uh, no, honey,
if Henry is Kid Danger, then Captain Man is
obviously Jasper. Uh, no, actually,
Mom nailed that one, and I think I need
to get back there cause something really bad
is happening. Well, go. I can't leave you alone
with a bunch of angry cavemen. Henry, we can take care
of ourselves. I'm Kid Danger's daddy. You've got that pointed
backwards. Okay, now it's upside down
and backwards. Henry, we've got this.
Just go save Swellview. Thanks. And Henry... Yeah? We love you. I love you too, guys. I didn't say it. Okay. But I love you too, son. You know I thought
my cavemen were gonna take care of you at your house, but I'm actually glad
you're here, Kid Danger beca- Hey, quitter.
You don't want your job back, how come you're in uniform, huh? I had to blow a bubble
to prove to my parents - that I'm Kid Danger.
- Well, I'm glad you- You told your parents?
You're fired. I already quit. So, Kid Danger, I'm glad- Did you also tell them
that I'm Captain Man? Nah, but my mom
kinda figured it out. Your mom?
Was she impressed? My dad thought you were Jasper. - What?
- Would you two shut up? I'm actually enjoying this. Did anybody ever tell you guys your back and forth is
kinda funny. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, think. Think. Think, think, think, think,
think, think, think, think. I don't think.
Charlotte's the one who thinks. Wait a second.
Charlotte's the one who thinks. If Charlotte were here, she would probably say
something like... "Mm, I don't know, guys,
this looks pretty bad." And then I would say, "Wow, Charlotte,
that's not very helpful." And then Schwoz would say,
"I might have a device." And then I'd say, "Nice, Schwoz.
What does that device do?" And then Ray would probably say, "I've got a device
that can fix this, my fist." And then Jasper, he'd say, "I got a device
that could comb my hair." And then Piper would be like,
"Jasper, that's a comb." And I'd be like,
"Guys, can we please focus? Because Drex is back,
and he just sent Ray to the past
and he just kidnapped Bose and Schwoz and he's gonna erase
everybody's memory in Swellview. And I'm freaking out, guys.
I'm freaking out." And then Charlotte
would probably be like- Everything's gonna be fine. Hang on, Charlotte,
I'm trying to- You guys came back.
