Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg Teach You English Slang | Vanity Fair

hello I'm Simon Peck hello I'm Henry Cavill and we're here today to teach you about English slang or as we call it biggety biggety idiot box TV I think that's the TV TV idiot box idiot box is the TV because everything that's on it is rubbish I'm not from where Mission Impossible comes out I'm cleanin and some shows like how maids tale and Westworld everything else is rubbish billions billions is great actually there's lots of really good things on the idiot box twit twit an idiot twit is a foolish person yeah twit yes are you good surprised yes RG bar G that's like a when you start getting Chevy and pushy and you want a bit of a fight or a scrap yes it's yeah it's a bit of a growl in it a bit of our G bar G do for I do for well I have someone a colleague of mine who uses a differ for pretty much everything doofah is a thing it can be like if I said to Henry passed me to do fur I don't know what I'm gonna get it might be a remote control here it might be anything anything cool cat now corker is someone who applies a stopper to a wine bottle on a professional level it means some it's really good yeah Henry's a corker oh yes this dog's bollocks dog's bollocks or the brick or the smaller version the mutts nuts or the cat's pajamas for the hounds rounds is basically the best best of the best bollocks why dogs testicles represent that I don't know but if you see a dog with a really good pair everyone does remark on them yeah because most dogs unfortunately dogs nuts yeah look at the size of that dog's bollocks is it dogs bullet as a dog's bollocks like if you're if you if you have a dog and it has its testicles are intact and they're really you know that they're quite presented yeah you might say our dog's bollocks and you'd be literal there the FAR's the first comes from the US that was because the the police had big mustaches and really yeah that was its comes from that's your own we've adopted it because of one of our own who made a movie yeah titled that hard cheese which is another movie but Henry was in hard bitten police officer Dave cheese vegan with lactose intolerance oh jeez tough luck does it yeah I'm so hard cheese mate if you didn't get it her then hard cheese to you is basically though knees up knees are having an EVA yeah I'm gonna bit of a party my pit fool that's the term we use for a series of characters created by Jim Henson spend a penny that comes from the fact that you used to have to put a 1 pence into the lavatory stalls in order to access them access them to do a number one or number two or if you're unlucky a number three to spend a penny as go number one yeah what is it if you do a number two all mare for no trousers that means that someone tends to be verbally aggressive but never actually fights can't back it up base yeah bit of a damp squib in it it's underwhelming its yeah underwhelming when you expect a lot of Bingham in not much happens yeah perfect that's a bit brilliant no one's onions I tell it I'll give you an example Henry Ron and I were on set of Mission Impossible fall out and we were talking about the character of Superman Henry portrays and Henry began to list a number of comic books which Superman appears in and I thought to myself Henry knows his onions it's because of an onion farmer no no it's not been it yeah it's your penis yeah you say I only knob you know if you banged into a wall or don't be a knob don't be a knob if you think of all the penile epithets they all have different meanings like if you're a prick then you're a you prick you're bit stupid but then if you're a knob you're you are stupid but less it's an affectionate kind of term but it's nice if you're a bit of a knob like I'd say to you I'll stop being a knob Henry and I wouldn't expect to get offended but if I called you a dick then I'd be like I'd be wrong because you're not a nerd you're a lovely man well sorry Tosh rubbish a load of old Tosh it's not to be confused with - thanks Vanity Fair hope you learn something I hope you learned some valuable English words to me that you should definitely use yes you say you speak English but you don't

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Id: 5eIj1nDUs9g

Length: 5min 25sec (325 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 23 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Direnaar]

Dang Cavill is jaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

[u/SupervillainEyebrows]

Henry Caville looks too handsome to be human.

[u/McFigroll]

i can see a hot fuzz 2 with henry as a long lost brother of simon

[u/[deleted]]

I never realised, but yeah... If there's a dog with massive bollocks I totally do point it out to whoever I'm with.

[u/Harperlarp]

I keep forgetting Henry Cavill is one of us.

[u/PuerileBanter]

Henry should do more British roles in films. He should cast for James Bond, he's got such a posh accent.

[u/nealius]

Why is Henry wearing a wet shirt?

[u/jay_alfred_prufrock]

Henry Cavill is just ridiculously handsome. He literally looks like a Renaissance master's idea of male beauty immortalized in marble.

[u/51Cards]

Every time I see Henry Cavill I'm reminded that I'm somewhat embarrassed to also consider myself a human male. Add seeming to also be a really genuine guy and well... just... dammit.