Hellsing Ultimate Abridged REACTION | Ep 8

episode 7 was absolutely fantastic sarah's was on some other vibe bro she was on some hot girl summer vibe like she was kicking ass kicking more than ass like it was sick if you haven't watched that video if you haven't watched episode 7 i recommend you checking it out it's freaking amazing um you can go ahead and check my reaction or i would actually recommend you check it out originally from team four star and then watch my reaction uh but i'm going to get into episode eight because seven comes after eight so let's get into it the following is a fan-based parody helsing ultimate is owned by kota hirano and studio and is licensed by geneon madman entertainment manga entertainment and funimation please support the official release piracy is a sin and you know how i hate temple of the that god as god has said i will dwell and walk in them and i will be their god from among them and be what's that man talking about hooray it's the catholic church from yourselves oh no it's the catholic church may the lord have mercy for i have none you know i think your boy max was letting his new authority get to his head a little you should probably have a talk with him he he's just under a lot of pressure then i will i mean let's only have as much meaning as we give them all i feel like it's pretty apparent you're right a lot open to interpretation there yeah definitely you could have a talk with him i shall be the new god of this world i let me go have a wee shot oh i have an idea woman why not write down a formal protest don't you dare you can nail it to his door don't you [ __ ] deal like a protestant well if it isn't alucard's sidekick back from all of what i gave you last time wait that's seriously sticking it in me yo wait i see the only reason why i recognized her was because of the arm but like she like her animation looks different like wait from all of what i gave you last time like a protestant well if it isn't alucard's psychic back from all of what i gave you last time why don't you try sticking it in me again her eyes are like bigger listen context serious report and explain face is secure everyone's dead eight pip full-fledged vampire now and you're going to die a full-fledged vampire it's a shame your blood sugar daddy won't be here to see it what is he here guitar i mean why would he mention it if he isn't going to be here he's coming do i have to mute this this series is just like mute every single song you hear aha take your life this is some good vibes oh is he gonna kill all them one shot one shot well well well i leave for a day and the catholics are crusading while the nazis are invading anderson it's been only two days and it feels like years and you um how are i want to say logan edison what's this guy's name oh better watch out for hmm what police restraint may i help you i don't know who you all think you are but my name's jeff forrest of the south carolina baptist confess don't interrupt do i hear hmm what have just been the wind [ __ ] dropping the formalities other people see nothing go for a walk when hope is gone he wouldn't breathe out bro when hope is gone undo this long and send me forward on a moonlit walk who is that [Music] want to have a party oh it continues [Music] i think it's worth noting that this is the first time he's ever followed my orders without any back sass it's simultaneously satisfying and disappointing send in the reinforcements send in the mexican inquisition they expected us they should be knowledge send them the salvation army come on bro [Music] it's like an avalanche you look like a damn apple what's this zion [ __ ] up over there [Applause] it's kind of hilarious in a mundane way isn't it i forgot about the glasses in this show how did i forget bro i got a goddamn glass of superiority complex at this point now let's cut to this show to be fair i had no idea that a la carte was dracula backwards until somebody in a comment just mentioned what's alucard backwards and i was like oh we must figure that out at their points but we were very busy planning world war three true also i believe our forces are being quite literally slaughtered who gives a [ __ ] the nazis [Music] the only thing that could pierce my holy pope is the wheel of god oh my god yes organization to punish the demon the heretic and the false god also you're adopted [Applause] this show is a little bit so serious restraint level zero huh these are 500 years of change of souls that alucard has consumed after a while he stopped actually killing people himself and started hanging around the battlefields letting others do it for him how many as he showed down on oh two million ish he calls it his hashtag life hack he would let's go welcome so like him i'm not sorry for what i did maxwell but i am sorry i had to do it and what has brought you to our sanctuary of love and brotherhood my boy i have a terrible guilt and rage inside me that can only be quelled by the blood and subjugation of the unclean oh you'll fit right in you were a good boy maxwell shame you were such a [ __ ] man to the escariot order and all surviving crusaders fall back to the vatican but father anderson we still have our orders and you don't have to follow orders when you're leaders acting like a daft also maxwell's dead so oh that's a tragedy don't wait for the stupid you'll be crying all day now follow my orders there's something i must take care of anderson there's no way you can be done maybe you're right but i want to take a stab at it anyway please don't just call me druck why did he get it forms this long dead heart of mine to see you so grown up wait this is adorable victoria [Music] you deserved african name bro hell yeah look call yourself whatever you want you crazy vampire faster i'm here jesus christ once and for all many have tried and failed yet if it is my fate to fall to your blade then let it be so worthy opponent he's not gonna die right i mean anderson if we're doing this and we are doing this i'm not gonna come swinging at dracula i'm killing alico i don't know that it's just my name of course i do shout out but he will if you insist hey there padre how's little timmy you know forgetting stains out of altar boy robes holy water did you miss me like hook after the lent wait are we talking cola okay good good the starting gun is fired and he's after the races folks he swings to the left [Music] [Applause] better watch out he's got no gag reflex [Applause] [Applause] that's the only time you get to call me any kind of he is sassy as [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i like her do you want to live forever in god's grace [Music] what a fun day god is is it great to say that sounds better in arabic any last words monster have you ever thought about carbonating the blood of christ you know give the kids something fizzy to drink but you know before they wake up in an hour oh sweet you got some anya i forgive you excuse me everything you've said everything you've done i forgive you well isn't that convenient but it's not up to you is it it's up to your precious god you're right would you like to speak to it isn't that one of the nails that pierce christ's body [Music] don't [ __ ] with this armory hi there they keep the arcade covenant see that sea scrolls i'm the actual body of christ hi ooh la la you've got a nail with some savior juice on it what you gonna do stab me through the heart not yours no no no not mine no no no no no no no no why why through the ministry of the church of yours oh my gosh [Music] oh [ __ ] this hurts this is a deep pain oh cool it gets worse vlad son of the dragon the impaler oh [ __ ] me he wasn't kidding hello god drag actually i go by alucard now hold that thing hey hey hey what are you doing hey stop that stop that those are mine i am forgiving your sins and releasing the damned souls you have imprisoned within you hold on you've got a problem with people using others for their own ends what should i be giving you credit for the idea is that it what is the source of your anger child [ __ ] you you're omniscient you already know yes i want you to say it what is it was it the ten years of it was the ten years of rape nailed it like the [ __ ] romans let me ask you something yahweh which set of prince were yours in the sand the hand prince the knee prince or the footprints behind those i have a plan for everyone and what's the plan for the starving children in oh i don't know name an african country is it for them to die because if so kill a plan but do you know who was there for me who answered my prayers finally here let's put them on i saw this coming but i'm still not looking forward to it [Music] hi god hi satan hey so i know it's been a while but again so sorry for what happened to your son that was just terrible remember if you ever want to talk about it i'm there for you well you know i'd be down here for you because he's over here to hell but that's okay uh and by the way if you ever want to stop by i make some killer avocado toast you wouldn't believe it but anyways alucard has been a super huge help down here uh really cleaning up the place i just wanted to thank you for forsaking of it said the umar way thank you so much by the way uh while i got you here could you maybe ease up on the requirements for getting to heaven you know it's just that hell is getting a little bit full down here anyway you are forgiven and if you are brave enough to accept it didn't ask don't need it go [ __ ] yourself that's a pretty fair offer alucard what are you going to do the same thing we agreed to all those years ago as i lay there betrayed by the lord i thought on my side made a monster in his name i swore i would not allow another monster like myself to exist in this world hey by the way can i get my dogs back no they're mine now [Music] wow [Music] it looks like you got what you've always wanted a la carte i didn't want this you stole my heart oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] come on man times like this i'm reminded of one of my favorite verses whosoever shed man's blood by man shall his blood be shed for in the image of god made iman what chapter is that verse from boondock saints my favorite movie [ __ ] called it alucard i hate you but i understand you because you're very similar just as to write the countless wrongs you have committed to find forgiveness and salvation but when you find it will you accept it as a man much like you once lost adrift i made peace with my demons may i tell you how of course my friend hey said three hail marys ate my vitamins [ __ ] off and died amen [Music] oh hell no how does a bastard all think son of a [ __ ] and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in an italian village without a roof or sleeping under grew up to be a deadly demon hunter the paladin catholic father without a father got a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a self-starter at 14 who knew he was gonna become a modder then a vampire came onto devastation reigned a man saw this monster sucking blood from people's veins so he took a holy play don't he stabbed it into brain as a vampire these this came from obviously it's a flame well the word got around they said this kid is insane man took up a collection just to send him to the vatican get your ordination don't forget for whence you came and the world's gonna know your name what's your name [Music] hey folks if you enjoyed that ending credit song then check the description for a link to the full version also check out our new housing shirt anderson crusade at sharkrobot.com i'm not gonna like it i'm still waiting for my shirt and twitch subs and all our fans everywhere peace yeah i ordered like a shirt a while ago and i'm still waiting for it that was an emotional episode bro i was not expecting anderson to die i like him i like him though i didn't want him to die but that was like crazy and then that guy freaking just stepped on him like it reminded me of like the gohan and android 16 scene honestly but in my opinion this was more emotional to me because i never really had that much of an emotional connection to android 16 uh but like anderson um just a story and then like his little speech at the end was crazy i really wanted to know what he was going to say god damn it bro so that was not fun um and they left off with the cliffhanger freaking and it takes a whole year for the next episode that's crazy um thankfully i i do have the blessing of being able to watch episode nine um and not waiting a whole year but respect to people who definitely waited like i appreciate you all you know you've supported their team uh through and through for so many years and i'm sure they absolutely appreciate it more than anything uh so yeah if you haven't seen my other reactions i recommend you checking it out i do dragon ball z bridge i do sword art liner bridge i do yugioh bridge so um yeah do whatever you want so i'm gonna skedaddle now but you could go ahead and 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Length: 23min 58sec (1438 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 15 2022