BROLY MOVIE!! Dragon Ball Z Abridged REACTION | DBZA

and we're starting the rumbly movie I can't wait I heard this one was an absolute banger but TFS always kills it so of course it will be all right I'ma get started now let's freaking rock and roll guys the Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball Z T are all owned by FUNimation toy animation Fuji TV and Akira Toriyama please support the official release I watched this movie but I like forgot everything so [Music] I was in the bathroom for five minutes and now it's all gone wow whoa could have been bearish oh you know that mother's still asleep she told me she would hurt me Dragon Ball super references I like it wow in a way I'd never see come why I thought mother still asleep this is my X-man she told me she would hurt me in a way I'd never see coming why stop why the voice we are going to figure this out we need to get whoever did this no car all right then listen I got a guy what's his name Goku I'm gonna show you show me what the one and only usual adult she were missing the wedding reception we sat through that boring talk about love and junk for 40 minutes just waiting for the banquet I went had to count up to 40 because of that that's 10 Force by the way and that is exactly right here I don't want Gohan ending up the sea barely functional man challenge this is this is when uh they're going to Gohan's school interview oh my gosh I love how I only remember the Gohan scenes by Heart Like interview on the same day this is so cute because as we both know getting you into a suit is like trying to give a cat a bath but I like baths oh believe it yes wait this is great oh he's killing it why is that like so horribly done but so horribly done in a good way like it's like perfect are you drunk already the reception just started big gaming Master oh sweetheart I'm so sorry your best man had to skip out on the reception that's okay I have my real best man right where does pupils go honeymoon no that's not all I'm saving is it a turkey you know me so well I came here for a banquet and I find out it's a potluck you cheap well I'm surprised you came sweetheart an inter-species homosexual marriage I just wanted to see what the gay agenda looked like in person frankly not impressed this guy oh great and now immigrants steel fools have any idea whose Planet this is well God glad we're clear on that there's been too many years what the hell or should I say King Vegeta never in my life if I needed something so much and never known until I received it they're unorthodox your son is 11 years old and homeschooled but you say he's at a 12th grade level I'm a teacher first and a mother second also a wife I see speaking of your husband Mr Sun Goku was it can you tell us anything interesting about yourself oh oh well uh I'm a Saiyan Goku oh so you're a minority because that could favor your child [Laughter] there are only two lights are you there oh hey King Kai long time no talk how's bubbles not much just a silly school thing no not for me for Gohan um oh wow excuse me uh Mr Sun hold on talking to God wait there are other kinds he's very religious did you know my mother was Jewish one sec I I gotta take this ma'am is is your husband a magician um yes and for his next trick he will convince you to enroll our son well if he says in touch with God as you say he is perhaps he could work that miracle all right so you're telling me that you've acquired an entirely new planet Vegeta for me to rule over oh yeah what I said yes oh well then it's official attention everyone your planet is a mud hole for entitled weaklings and you're all worthless I'm going to claim my birthrights so [ __ ] up you must be my name is trunks hell yeah that's my first decree you shall only call the princess [Music] [Laughter] how is he this strong sure just go back into space again at least I'm not pregnant this time [ __ ] I hope I'll drag him back by his non-existent tail if I have to don't try to I love trunks oh my gosh take this where Goku Goku Supreme Kai Almighty trips me up every time bro the freaking Instant Transmission what is up with that monkey suit you're wearing that's highly offensive sir I'm a guide bubbles I don't see race you felty macaque all right who do I gotta beat up that's what you're going to find out now normally I don't involve myself in the matters of other galaxies but zalkai bought me my car so I owe him a favor now have you seen it it's only got six or three miles on it she's a Buick a Chevrolet Bel Air actually now it's up to you to find out it's a nice car lucky dope I'll go look for Clues wait look where so I can't breathe in space Oh yeah you're the salt of the earth Goku have Goku figure out a murder mystery yeah that that's a great idea behold your magnificent's new kingdom for sure when you rule over a planet the planet is your kingdom how was this guy how about we take a tour of your beautiful new Palace somebody get me a ride two shots of Tabasco salt pepper why they shoot myself you know what they're saying liquor before beer you're in the clear like or before anaglantic travel fill your insides unravel [Music] cell is just waiting Galaxy there's a South Galaxy forget you heard that no the elevator music I'll talk so nice worthy of kid Towers demand more trowels the brickwork on this place is a [ __ ] show how's this chronic puke I'm a foot and a half taller than you but um bro his voice in the eyes he's like he has like a low self-esteem but like he also just like roasted and toasted Vegeta and he didn't even hear it hear you from down there speak up boy I can't hear you from up there that is my son Broly Miley forgive him he's a very passive boy better male got it this is he has my blessings to bed princess trumps excuse shut up boy Think Of The Bloodline do you even know what you're doing I don't need to I'm King your hair looks like lavender but smells like strawberries dad Sophie seems really fishy yeah yeah it just doesn't even have a womb I say we investigate not that curious the planets yeah yeah I know yeah mercenary towel make sure [Music] stop screaming if it was okay I'm gonna let you go then go down Kai I'm stumped oh yes so mercenary tell Piccolo ten shinhan and that monster peel off and where's everyone else Goku Galaxy huh I've been trying to tell you for the last time does that not worry you at all Goku I've been trying to tell you for the last two hours go to new Vegeta there's another Vegeta I wonder if he's stronger than normal Vegeta [Music] going to be the death of me where is a Skyline what happened here what does it look like the day after tomorrow was yesterday hey over there maybe we can ask One of These Fine indentured servants what's going on ah crab baskets worry not paddling I just inhaled a little bit of rust no please if you are angry use your whip on me I can take it no don't worry we're not with them we won't hurt you oh whatever hey guys slaves oh yeah a couple of saints landed on our planet a few months ago and transported us here against our will and if we step out of line well surprise worthless run oh my gosh feeding Satan daddy whoa uh no no no no no no that's my name no it's actually pronounced harder daddy now that one was what you thought oh my gosh it is such a boy let me take it it's my turn only after you lick my boots [Music] God people alone we've been beating up children all day long what makes you any different because he's with me okay kinky we can handle but we're not being paid for crazy Gotta Love Krillin [Applause] I'm throwing them inside of my cheek earlier what are you doing here I'm so sorry oh just looking for the new Vegeta I followed all Vegeta's energy here oh I love how he still apologized these are the best buddies going here I'm so sorry new Vegeta I followed all Vegeta's energy here and I found you guys Goku and new Vegeta is actually just a planet oh now you tell me who names their planet after themselves a goddamn idiot that's right yeah please my leash I'm not your lease you brown-nosing toady you promised me a kingdom but I have no subjects no infrastructure and a throne made of wood how dare you bigger view King Vegeta please stay for roughly three maybe three and a half hours I continue for a reason time oh and tell your creep brat to stop following me what's your power level and stop asking that no one cares anymore mine's pretty big yes it is oh no yeah you can't say that go have you come to some of the rest of your marvelous race or did you just come to see my new Palace it has six towers like a peasant you know pretty big though mine too cool sojizz looking for the person who blew up a Galaxy but who would blow up South Galaxy probably someone with a really big power level yeah probably you've got a good point Goku Point really [Music] um queen size bed paragus you squalid [ __ ] no paragus has been fabricating this entire planet from its Palace to its People Princess trunks perhaps okay I'm putting a moratorium on that right now father this psychopath has been enslaving races from other planets to build your kingdom no but they yo they like it though they like it from other planets to build your kingdom even the greenery is manufactured paragus is this true no he's gonna be like this is what I signed up for like my God you're not the [ __ ] statement I thought you were thank you my leash oh God damn it Dad you are nothing ah big shoes to film father what this guy has done it's inhuman yes but it's not insane yeah but you enjoy the slavery I can see that yeah being enslaved and exploited by another stronger strapping race fulfills us completely time to get it although it is oh God damn it explain [ __ ] stain to get it although oh God damn it explain [ __ ] stain to hell with this I'll leave the boot licking to the shamotions well then you have finally unraveled my plan Vegeta [Laughter] okay wiping it and you out with it I'm confused am I being pranked because I don't do jokes this is no joke this is my revenge but why because that bastard Vegeta left us both to die sounds like me but that doesn't sound no it was your father do your self-absorbed blue-blooded snot you said his name mere days after my son was born they realized his immense power level a whopping ten thousand yeah well I was like twenty thousand is like a sperm so I'm so magnificent of my progeny Vegeta to be executed this is insane Frieza Scholars paying rent under his boot heel and you're just going to murder a Saiyan baby with a power level of ten thousand he's like a trump card yeah literally flip the table over literally with the other player he would be of great use to Vegeta but he's a threat to Vegeta yes yeah oh my gosh treasure guidance once more stab the baby are you sure look we've got a meeting with Frieza in one hour so either stab the baby or we have to cancel your six o'clock he then we saw to my son's execution himself with well less than success baby [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] how are we survive the extinction of our race completely so this isn't anything to do with South Galaxy I don't know maybe that's kind of why I'm here actually yes oh it's perfect while I was discussing the son of Bardock the scientist the very same that night I uttered son of Bardock the very same that night I uttered a single word that triggered Broly and he suddenly went wild in his furious rage he exterminated the South Galaxy in its entirety wasn't this recent though I why would I was it non-fat no what diet oh my gosh freezer with an eye for God's sake first of all paragus your seed couldn't compare to my own and he's a filthy halfling love you too Dad and second I couldn't care less about any South galaxies or lack thereof so if you're done wasting everyone's time grab your friends grab your [ __ ] and go home Kakarot please do not say it there we go friends wasn't it please father just call him Goku and distress trunks figured it out I give it to him by the Glorious Saiyan race Kakarot Kakarot oh [ __ ] bro fish is about to get spicy oh the music power what what is he he is the Legendary Super Saiyan oh that's so cool because it's legendary great uh-huh why because my power maximum prove it approved this morning for a gay wedding I did not expect this oh how is he this strong how many push-ups did he do what kind of juice did he drink this is not the result of poultry training this is he was born with it for you see Prince Vegeta you're not dealing with the with the average Saiyan warrior anymore I love that line come on John yes super saiyan it up bro all right my jacket I only had the wine oh mom is gonna kill me [Music] listen really I don't want to tell you how to be the Legendary Super Saiyan but you know not supposed to start all out right it's supposed to start small and then work out too yeah come on now starting small oh holy crap yeah you guys are screwed why there's no way we're gonna miss things sadism ask your mother oh my gosh Masters feet oh God yes you want the ultimate punishment then I'll just blow up your brand breakfast it was lost to Time Princess trunks please no you lied to me I did no such thing you dirty boy oh my gosh you've got this planet right now I'm serious please no he regretted everything in that freaking moment you you Goku get me off this planet right now I'm serious bro the amount of fear in that freaking three seconds of time the eyes and everything Gohan I was gonna save this for cell but I'm gonna need you to let go oh no [Music] apologize to mom if I get home damn oh damn what's wrong don't you care if I kill your son uh I'd rather you not we have dragon balls but that's like a whole day oh but he's never met King Kai hey Gohan you're gonna meet King Kong oh that'd be so cool though you are probably wondering where this unfettered hatred for Kakarot Vegeta why are you still here really Hayden Kakarot kind of gives me lives it keeps him fulfilled what about newborn babes they're cribs in the Maternity Ward were right beside each other Kakarot cried terrorizing my son and then terrorizing didn't my father stab him indeed yeah yeah no I hate you well I hate it right father but Broly he's Goku Broly hates Kakarot because he cried yeah a lot yeah for like three it's so freaking stupid it's a really dumb reason it is so cool he is so dumb it was always so stupid but yeah yes son holy [ __ ] he's strong yeah and to make things worse I think we blew your college oh he actually cares this is just no he's scared of chichi don't worry I think it's your movie Next the Bojack movie right but then I also heard it was canceled so um it's okay it's okay okay you know my freaking my I would have loved seeing them I would have loved to see that movie because you know like Gohan's mom boy I love Gohan but hello are you okay of course she's getting that school you wanted does it look like it how did you get here I came when I heard you call how how did he come to another freaking planet everybody you Green Man you're new what is your power level I don't know give me a minute Broly does not like to wait Goku can we beat this guy no should I pull something out my butt and it will be police first probably when it's four on one monster monster Broly is not a what is Easter Rollies it's what duh a genuine demon a true freak the devil damn oh my God oh God where are you oh my gosh enko [Applause] damn Vegeta quit admiring Broly and help do something do something [Music] are you doing back here I don't know what's going on anymore he's so cool [Laughter] just like yourself sometimes crisis we're out there getting beaten into a bloody paste but you don't understand the Legendary Super Saiyan is motivated yeah he is a literal giant [ __ ] baby so kind of what you're being right you're not the Legendary Super namakian all right give him another movie and it might happen all right hey Broly huh you are saying I love those jokes they saw you got Kakarot Broly is disappointed come on Vegeta oh he's gonna touch a Goku button and now you die excuse you excuse Broly you've been ignoring someone this entire time Brody's wife was the one who killed Frieza that's hot he was you mouth breather you have been ignoring your kids there's a king to a god and the water's like God you are not believer oh no wait but that line was like so great oh my gosh that interaction was so incredible bro wait you've been ignoring your king you have been ignoring your king what is a king to a god what is a God you are not believer damn Vegeta and then yeah do you believe now now Kakarot jackarot what is he gonna do I don't know he has devolved into saying yeah time to hit the old look what he's been reduced to oh oh hi son Kakarot no it's your father I was just prepping this part for us to leave before the commentates jackarot yes true it's apartment for one person oh my gosh Broly be a good boy show your daddy the love he has shown you [ __ ] oh no oh my gosh nothing shows more love than a hug okay guys be real with me it's the worst or what frankly at this point I wish we could open up the dead zone and bring back garlic Jr can't believe I'm saying it but I'll take some more Androids please and I'd rather get kicked in the tick small times and hear that idiot scream kakarot's name again and he was just an evil version of my Dad wait that guy with the tree is he alive not anymore also that wheeler guy how did you know about that freaking Vegeta you weren't even there and he was just an evil version of my Dad wait that guy with the tree is he alive not anymore also that Willow guy he was nice oh yeah too bad he died of brain cancer I wonder why brain cancer give me all of your energy right now I'll end it in one punch man Dawn I see what you did there you're probably not going to [ __ ] it you have it bro no like forget Pride at this point they are way out of his League [Music] [Applause] hell yeah I love when they do that say my name [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wait did it really do it you really did it in one punch okay one punch man damn whoa I'm just gonna drop this one out there but guys okay just gonna drop this one out there but earlier nobody brought up Slug and I feel that's kind of racist why are these things and why is one grinding on me there you go south Kai your Galaxy has been Avenged but it's still gone yeah bring that back and I think but what about the other World Tournament coming up well give it another season give it another show there probably is gonna be some Dragon Balls who will do anything I'm still gone sorry but ain't no Dragon Ball Z how to bring that back I think but what about the other World Tournament coming up well now you have a lot more options that's [ __ ] up man [Music] [Music] [Music] twice as high as you see it all the worldly song Stronger Than That robot trucker Android 13. [Music] rolling power [Music] that's it everybody that's Broly when Broly Broly done don't even don't even ask anymore just subscribe and enjoy you heard him some more all right let's see if we can just sneak into the house okay did Gohan not make it in oh no he needed it he did after a sizable donation from my father good man I'm glad we come from money I for money Goku you come from a race of idiots I sure do Chichi I sure do [Laughter] I want a divorce me too I'm starving hey everyone yo because Goku thought that marriage was like a food and so then divorce is like the same thing I got you on the channel and enjoy what you saw make sure to subscribe and stay up to date and if you're in the mood for some more anime violence why not check out Helsing ultimate Abridged Edge on release day join us at six central time for a post release on twitch.tv streamforestar love ya and catch you later that was so much freaking fun what the hell oh my gosh Broly is crazy and yeah I'm so glad they like brought it up that the reason for why he's doing what he's doing is so freaking stupid like I remember like listening to that I'm like oh okay yeah okay um is that really it like I was actually expecting more I remember when I was first watching the movie too I'm like I was expecting more than just like a crying baby but no that's that's literally the reason of what he's doing and I'm like oh okay sake it's freaking crazy and I don't I can't believe Goku actually beat him in one punch man um and yo Vegeta it's actually hilarious that was probably the best part of the movie Vegeta was the true star of this movie they absolutely killed it and he was just in so much shock with admiration and then that line that line was just killer the freaking um um what's a king to a god what's a god to a non-believer oh my gosh yeah Vegeta was a true star of this freaking movie and then he was like do you believe now [Laughter] I freaking love them oh my gosh and yes of course uh Gohan didn't do much but literally like none of them could like it was it was it was crazy um and of course you know Goku had to be the one to save the day because it's Goku he's Goku how did Piccolo come was that ever explain how how is that even possible like oh no I'm like actually genuinely curious was he just like in the freaking like spaceship for some reason like he's just like hid there you know um what the hell it was so freaking funny Broly before he turned maximum was like like like a teenager with like low self-esteem and insecure with the eyes like looking down and everything and like the monotone voice but like also roasting everybody just like nonchalantly is actually incredible I loved what they did with him it was so great um do me a favor and boosted algorithm so can you like like this video you know yeah cool like the video um And subscribe to see more of my reactions um I'm almost done I'm almost done with the series guys it's gonna be crazy um I'm so excited for the Gohan versus Cell fight because he's my favorite character and I can't wait I love love love that fight my favorite fight of the whole series and yes yes yes yes yes yes thanks so much for watching guys melon out have a good one I don't know um [Music] finally make a move [Music]

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Id: n2SCA871Uz4

Length: 36min 51sec (2211 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 07 2022