Hellsing Ultimate Abridged REACTION | ep 3

i watch episode two and i was not freaking expecting what i watched bro i i was not prepared for that i will say i said that in episode one but i was just even more not prepared for that in episode two but i did think it was pretty freaking sick to watch i must say like they they really outdid themselves and i believe you know there's that one character um of last episode that i forgot his name of they apparently had to tone him down for this abridged series like he was even worse in in the actual series which was really interesting to me i'm like damn like how insane is that because he was a very he was he was something okay i'm just gonna get into it because i don't i don't i don't know what to expect anymore let's do it vampire king ann helsing you lay upon the blood salt dirt of yours is that his dad castle splendid dominions in ruin servants destroyed or to end the hellfire was which you sought to cover as a world a bloody conquest having consumed hundreds of thousands countless villages raised eyes are so pretty 50 000 impaled and prostrated by you and you alone to strike horror into the heart of mortal men but say you monster demon devil conceived by the bleakest womb what sell you now the aristocrats understand it's orientation day orientation close you've all been self-contracted as personal bodyguards the helsinki organization as you've heard we deal with special interest targets terrorists cultists and individuals who believe themselves to be of a mystical persuasion well is there anything else we should be informed about the facility everything you need to know has already been covered in the briefing hey kids want to see a dead body stop screaming wild geese so what's up with the pride meeting they're a mercenary group contracted to replace all the soldiers we lost in the valentine brothers are these guys french we were forced to post mortality rates they're the only ones who applied we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here sir integra i apologize i tried to stop him but when i pleaded with him he merely responded with and mind my french no offense oh god walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache now speaking of headaches a very curious letter arrived for you in the mail enrico maxwell that filthy slimy eric and italian piece of [ __ ] maxwell oh it's been far too bro i agree you're no longer that little girl i used to know look at all those lines on your face and look at all the brown on your nose how is the pope doing better than your failing church i'm i'm so distracted by all the freaking glasses in this show bro i'm not even [ __ ] in retail half the time we don't even see her eyes it's far too long i agree you're no longer that little girl i used to know look at all those lines on your face and look at all the brown on your nose how is the pope doing better than your failing church oh well not all of us can exploit illegals but you don't waste time making money off rupert murdoch honestly if you're going to have a dick fighting competition with a woman you must have started off with the world's cruelest handicap which i'm sure benefits the nine-year-old boy you have chained up in your private vatican jet which was paid for how oh right generous donations from your followers to spread the word of god all over his back i'm the son oh he's back serve the lord with fear and rejoice kiss the sun lest he be angry and you perish from the way when his wrath is why does freaking a car look so creepy half the time though like him being cool is him being creepy that's right in front of everyone else you're righty you're used to it we're going to look at it [Music] kind of a mood killer i want to try this again some other time of course kill you later your monstrous heathen you too you catholic sociopath whoops tautology i'd love some so the letter you sent never specified the purpose of this meeting consider this a business transaction i have two pieces of information that i wish to trade with you and what would those be the true identity of millennium who the organization who has sailed your compound oh yeah there was some debate over that and the whereabouts have said millennium and what could you possibly want in exchange oh nothing major just two simple apologies from you and your subordinates what kind of damn hat is that i'm sorry the sun get in your eyes but like why is the freaking glasses like all all like oh and your subordinates known as the crimson [ __ ] also known as alucard so you want an apology from me i figured but didn't want to assume and by chance what would i have to apologize to the iscariot organization for well originally i'd ask you to apologize for being a scum-sucking blaspheming ignorant protestant pig sour but in this case the sins of your pet vampire are of greater concern what did he do this time over the last couple of years he has sent no less than 400 death threats to the pope by carrier pigeon no less they just fly right onto the vatican the latest one read as such their chief replacement i wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise if you're curious about the frequency of which i've sent these letters it is merely to instill as much fear as i can as if basting a turkey which i will then proceed to have sex with that's right i'm going to [ __ ] the fear turkey follow me on twitter at the crimson [ __ ] sincerely is that real alucard i can't very often the frightful headway we make if you put that sort of energy into his job so that apology i'm sorry so that's where they are interesting but do you think alucard will go not as long as it's an order i think i have an idea did you know you have vacation days i have vacation days you mean i can leave anytime i want and not get yelled at over the phone because seriously it's always over the phone mostly because i don't like to argue with her in person i get a boner it's super awkward quite well that settles it i'm going traveling yes you can go anywhere you wish except for brazil sir integra was quite insistent that you never visit brazil i'm taking the police girl in the frenchman oh hell yeah [Music] is this gonna get copyrighted he's a police girl oh you know she's downstairs isn't that the cargo home brazil [Music] are they gonna speak portuguese here a regular two-bedroom hilarious no i want the penthouse oh [ __ ] he looks so cool sir mr chevy chase currently has that room reserved i said you want to give me the penthouse i want to give you the penthouse and you want to kick out chevy chase because he's an [ __ ] and i want to kick out chevy chase because he's an [ __ ] see this frenchie i can make him say whatever i want white chicks was amazing i love the white chicks it's amazing he believes it too no this [ __ ] it was great i loved it crimson [ __ ] has checked in i repeat the crimson [ __ ] has checked in also i'm choosing the goddamn nicknames next time so if this doesn't sound weird would you maybe like he's cool hit up the glove i like him my friend you're my bodyguard make it past two weeks i might learn your name until then you'll spare blood geez burn the dots he's kind of like a kakashi with the hiding of the eyes he doesn't have glasses but he's cool would you maybe like to get a drink later you're not my friend you're my bodyguard make it past two weeks i might learn your name he's the bodyguard it's fine i also tell that guy to stop spying on me it's crazy now that i'm all by myself i can just kick back phone right now hold on a minute i gotta take this it's always on the phone hello what did you do all right but you can't be mad at me what did you do okay first i was minding my own yeah what had happened was and exactly what happened whilst you were minding your own business so i was just chillaxing in my room like a baller and all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door one of them yelled out get on your knees and i responded with i'm not your mother last night and they took exception of that [Music] [Music] why forced out like a [ __ ] i can cancel my room service so we've sent like 10 guys up there we haven't heard back think everything is all right natural man [ __ ] don't worry about it of course everything's forget about it no matter what we're still gonna get our mortality right my friend do i look like the kind of guy daddy back on an agreement by the way you may want to send more men well that sounds reasonable they eating them like really quiet for like five minutes oh i know why you're angry whatever you do do not let alaca leave that room under any second oh actually he just left he said he was that's your fault but that's your fault hey guys how's your health plan apparently it's great oh the music oh am i gonna get copyrighted because this is so good what are we looking at in terms of collateral well the alucard amount i can never be prepared for anything that's about to happen i urge you lord to make an entrance if i had known you were going to do all this i'd have hung some union jacks for you hold on did you put all this on for me who are you i am tobler in alejandra or the dandyman i may or may not have fed a lie to the local police here that like discount pc you cheeky dickwaffle so then what's the deal a cute choice of words i wish to play a card game vampire well at least he's just dodging him oh come on that was on purpose whoa bro is this naruto very much oh boy hey dandy dick you missed do you think your humber can take him calm down man it's fine i'm just focused on what i'm gonna do with my mortality joke's on you i'm getting double immortality i took sick i took french for six years guys and a little bit [Music] [Applause] now let's see what he thinks about having that drink with me i like to make a little bear with you vagabond too where's level two with one hand i'll take that bet now hit me with your best shot wait wait wait wait wait wait wait but where did the bats come from like oh shame for you you activated bazooka ass bro i'm real tired of this [ __ ] you and me both oh oh now show me your hand daddy man hey man you lost and now i have to read your mind by drinking all of your blood the [ __ ] is this [Laughter] what's in his blood bro [Music] [Laughter] wait but why is it blue exorcist every time at the end he was right the crimson tell me that's a real twitter tell me that's a real twitter nazi i am so sorry major for the failure of the dandy man i'll give you the rest hair doctor he was a brazilian dog who died feeding a much bigger beast a valuable piece of information but major now that they know of our plans ah here doctor but that is the plan now that they know our plan they will plan around our plan and so we shall in turn plan around the plan to stay our planning around our plan this was all according to my plan and regardless we have one advantage today solely [Laughter] oh my gosh the nazis oh my wow this is when dragon ball z bridge episode 51 was out i'm serious i never i never can be prepared for anything there's always something something new something i just would never expect i'm learning more about the series alucard knows he's right now the nazis know that he knows but does he know that the nazis know that he knows uh be sure to check out the original series from team four star because they are absolutely killer it's the first link in my description um they're killing the series like they always do um dragon ball z bridge is so amazing i've been watching that too and it's so freaking good that is it for this video if you enjoyed that please like this video that really really helps me out really appreciate that um and yeah um thank you guys so much for watching and i hope you enjoy

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Id: 64oX7cqS4jE

Length: 17min 41sec (1061 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 15 2022