Helena Bonham Carter on The Graham Norton Show part 3

[Applause] and uh Michael boy I love I love reading about your fans because your fans are proper F like people faint when they meet you don't they well a couple of times it happened I mean I'm not like a One Direction guy where they they just faint all the time in front of you but yeah I've had weird things and it's embarrassing for them I feel horrible for them and I can see it happening too and it's happened it happened smelling salts I should have smelling salts Sal well then I couldn't slap them aw but yeah I mean you can see it happening too because get and you know what it isn't it's not like the freak out of like the Beatles freak out of oh my God it's more like they I'm talking to them and I say oh thank you so much and then I can see it in their eye that they're socially anxious and and they go like oh my gosh I can't believe in that and then you can see them fading and all of a sudden it's going but sometimes your fans can be very direct what was it that did the F whisper something to you or oh God this is horrible but I this is just we'll give you an insight into who who I really am and how gigantic my ego is that I was at a signing at a book like a book story or you know a record story and this girl came up and she was very hot and she was about 18 19 years old and she uh she looked at me with these very sexy eyes and she said like oh Michael she said does your penis give lessons and I was so happy about this you don't even know and I had my publicist with me and I looked at and I said hey Liz I said you know this lady just asked me of my penis give lessons and this girl looked at me with the anger and she said I said does your pianist give lessons I don't hear what I want to hear oh God so it really does give you Insight so just be careful what you say to me I'm just thinking about being in that class Michael bé will be singing for us very shortly but first H let's say hello to my final guest show this man a globe and he'll Trot it please welcome Michael [Applause] Palin very have a seat have a seat have a seat hello guys oh you're very welcome lovely to see you it's like breaking into a party that came really well here you know here comes the vica can you give them noise please Bor now for the boring bit no it's love it's always lovely to see you yes and you too and this Christmas you bring us a very handsome Tome oh to yes well it's beautiful it's a book uh of your trip to Brazil handsomely produced very handsomely produced yes fantastic photos wonderful text Page numbering absolutely terrific really almost accurate through and it weighs a ton no it's a proper it's a prop you feel like you got a proper gift proper gift and obviously it's a lavish BBC production uh but you know there are some cost cutting going around the BBC and you you did use some local crws yeah good job they the Wilder they they they have been filmed so often that they now know how to use cameras and they know how to use quite sophisticated computer programs and all that so they've leap from being sort of um of the rainforest to people who can can work out quite sophisticated technical equipment and do they sort of know what you want because they've been in so many documentaries would you like us to do the dancing they've done they've been on come dime with me that's how but some of the places you went to got the rainfor they're so remote yeah there's no way you can sort of make that comfortable and Telly land I mean that it must have been hell well it wasn't hell it was kind of exciting and rather interesting because I mean they don't all right you sleep in a hammock all night and and and it's a rather strange we were talking we were talking about that did you really sleep in that hammock all night of course I slept in the hammock all night did they not have a nice Li for you how many hours get yeah how many hours did you get I mean how much how much sleep do you need yeah Michael yeah oh she Dr her coffee I've already drunk them I think it's great when comedians do that thing where they really slum it and you watch someone normally very funny doing something horrible and being in a terrible environment like I watched the most amazing documentary recently it was very short where Lenny Henry went and stayed in a premier in I don't know how he got through it how can I ask I I wanted that gig was it was it uh was there any places that were insecure or more dangerous well people say Brazil's dangerous and I had no problems there we didn't feel threatened at any point you just take a turn around the wrong Street and you will probably find there will be problems in Salvador which is a beautiful city very exciting very vibrant but no one stops at Red traffic lights after 11:00 at night you know no caps stop you just move on and I never know what the problem is with danger I get into places and people say you went there come mean someone just got killed the week before or eaten something really looks very nice to me sun shining oh is that a snake oh well I'll eat I'll eat that later and it wasn't just people you encountered you had lots of animals in in the film what are the Dolphins the pink the pink river dolphins river dolphins and pink river dolphins they're quite dangerous I'm told but you swam with them I know but I didn't know they were dangerous I thought I thought I've never SW with dolphins I thought Dolphins they got lovely you know nice faces and all that they're lovely they're Smiley and they make you feel better there there you are they do have a lot of teeth for dolphin they have they've got these beaks look that's about a foot long 25 CU was it in Hawaii Michael you had a wildlife encounter uh yeah you know I uh I I go there with my wife and my buddies every year and one year I went there and I got hammered just shited I don't drunk as a skunk the next the next and I said to them cuz my friends are crazy and I said them boys just be cool tonight don't do something stupid St the water all that stuff and uh when we woke up the next morning i f great and they said to me you know man you're you're you were crazy last night I said I got angry because they kept accusing me of doing this stuff and it wasn't true until they showed me a picture of me dry humping a sea turtle oh I believe I believe we've got the picture even Dave never done that I swear big sea turtle I had no no rec zero recollection of that Turtle I think it's good that you didn't sometimes I hope the turtle forgot me too I love your face yeah there is not any single no expression at all that's called enjoying yeah I think it's love turt is still waiting you to call probably the most exciting thing that's happened to that turtle in about 123 years so live an awful long time don't they very rarely they get a major world sing out sort of dry humping them now listen uh Michael uh is going to be singing for no not you can if you want certainly not you actually you sing Canada's national anthem just a lumberjack okay okay time for music so uh Mr bé if you'd like to uh go and get ready go on go on right in a moment we'll have this week's stories in the famous red chair but first performing Jingle Bells with the babini sisters it is Mr Michael Bo my Christmas ladies Merry Christmas Mr ready to sing a little jingle bell jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun is a ride in one open sleigh jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun H the ride and I want open and SED dashing through the snow in one heart open and SED all the fs we got laughing all the way bells anding making spirits bright what fun it is to ride and sing a slay song tonight jingle bells to Jingle Bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a hor [Music] open jingle bells jingle bells [Music] jingle ride [Music] sing flashing through the snow we are dashing and one horse open slay all the fields we go the fields we go we go laughing all the way all the way bells on B to ring making spirits bright what fun is to ride and sing a Sal song [Music] tonight jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the [Music] way jingle bell jingle bells jingle all the way [Music] [Music] [Applause] open jingle bell jingle bell in or so SL jingle jingle oneing jingle jingle all the [Music] way po sisters beautiful mov everybody oh fantastic job son seriously de very go oh like swingle Bells swingle all swing swingle Bells right before we go tonight just a time for or Story 2 in the red chair who's up first hello sir hello hello hi what's your name Rob Rob and uh where do you live Rob I live in Market Harbor in leer oh it's lovely there Michael Pal's been there mind you he's been everywhere that Sur what you do in Market Hara uh well I live in Mar har but I work in Swindon it doesn't get any better than that wow what a lovely commute um jump out of bed in the morning H right off you go with your story sir I was in London I was walking past Bucking Palace um and out can I just say that's a great start our expectations are so high now and out out of the gate comes Nelson Mandela didn't see it coming didn't see it coming okay okay and he's wearing this flipp been hot shirt and I just said I just said to him where did you get that shirt from like I've been hanging out with Nelson Mandela for a while what did he answer you at all no he just grinned a very wide grin which is very nice I bought it from Primark I got introduced to ELA Mandela ones and he he thanked me for helping to end a par eyes and I feel like I'm not sure I did that much I signed a petition at the night bus but that's not as bad I met him and I told him I loved him in sh sh Redemption that was really I'm [Music] you we one more okay let's why not let's one more this is it this is we're hoping this is it's going to be the turtle I got my Michael Bo hello hello I G he looks serious doesn't he he looks like he means business biker dude The Firm what's your name sir I'm Steve from Belfast Steve from Belfast and do you live in Belfast or here no I live over in London all right what do you do Steve I'm a director in the sales company he's a director in a sales company he looks like a bit of a [ __ ] there my balls are so big my my legs need to be like this see I'm going to protect you off you go with your story okay uh I was in Dublin uh with my girlfriend uh who's now my ex friend um we were on uh celebrating our Year's anniversary and we were in a very fancy restaurant and in the corner we seen uh Bono having dinner with a uh friend and uh being a big YouTube fans uh as we are we fought should we go over and ask for an autograph and a picture oh go go uh yeah but we deed and we thought it might not be appropriate but anyway Bono got up and went to the toilet and um this was our chance so I went over and asked the friend he was just with one friend and asked do you think uh Bon would mind if me and my girlfriend got a picture and an autograph because we're big YouTube fans and it's our Year's anniversary and the friend s said well he's a very private person and we're having dinner go back to your table and when he comes back if he if he if he's okay with it I I'll wave you over so we went back to the table okay yes and uh basically 5 minutes later B came back only 5 minutes okay came back and the friend was waving us over so we basically ran over like two Geeks yeah and uh said B we're a big YouTube fans we got all that yes and we're together a year come we get a a photo and a picture he says yes no problem so we give I give the camera to the friend who then basically took a picture of the three of us and he signed an autograph no problem and we went back to our table very happy an hour so later I said to the waiter uh can I get can I get the bill and the waiter said no your Bill's been paid for and I said what who's paid for that has Bono paid for our dinner and he went no Bruce Springsteen did Bruce Springsteen was the friend who we didn't recognize I uh yeah such an assle good you can walk go go go walk walk walk that was a good show a very good show well done everyone if you like to Jo us on the show and have a go in that race care you can just contact us VI our website at this very address thank you to all my guests tonight Mr Michael Palin hello B Carter Jack whiteall and Michael bé join me next week with comedian Joan Rivers petal heads D oon and James May chart up in Kesha and Hollywood star Jake Gyllenhaal I'll see you then good night every [Applause] byebye

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Views: 358,056

Keywords: helena bonham carter, graham norton, michael buble, jack whitehall

Id: 4wL3T6QFgq4

Length: 15min 58sec (958 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 24 2013