He Wasn’t Ready for the Hologram - Key & Peele

♪ ♪ Decker. Agent Jackson, you'll be working with him on this mission. Agent Jackson, let's get one thing straight. I don't like orders, and I don't play by the rules. I trust you heard of me. Actually, no, I haven't. Ooh, hubba hubba. ♪ ♪ We don't have much time. The Arachnid agents have taken over the consulate. We need to get you in and resolve this from the inside. We've taken the latest sitrep of the hostile's position, and we've reconstructed a holographic blueprint of the consulate. Save the mouth squirt for the new recruits, General. Not gonna by impressed by any fancy... technology! [beeping] - [shouting] It's just a 3-D representation. Pretty standard these days. All right. I know what it is. Agent Jackson, you will enter through this AC duct on the south side - of the building. - Yes, sir. Decker, you will be dropped on top, and then you will gain access through this elevator shaft. We want you to go down to the fourth floor. - [gasps] - Make-- Decker. You okay? Heard everything you said. Elevator shaft. It's bright. Yeah, it's bright. The terrorists are located on the third and fifth floor of the building. Each floor has six groups of six men. What we're gonna want you to do is stop in the middle of the fourth and pry open the elevator door and go-- I just want you to move through that elevator door and then go do-- [beeping] Pry open-- [beeping] Elevator door. Go down to the third flo-- Okay, maybe this isn't gonna work out. Why? What's the matter, General? Everybody's putting their hand in the laser. It's not a laser. It's a hologram. Tomato, tomato. Look, what's with all the babysitting and handholding? Papa's a big boy. Let's zoom into the interior. Yeah, let's zoom in. Oh, boy! [breathing heavily] [beeping] Let's cut to the chase. Why am I here? [sighs] Your primary target is your old rival from the Cold War, Nikoli Androkovich. Now, Androkovich has been leading-- He's here! [grunts] Wh--Jackson! Jackson! Wait. Good job, Decker. Jackson was an undercover agent for Arachnid. How in the world did you know? Ain't my first rodeo. [dramatic music] [screams] Hot! Not hot enough.

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Id: 9qD0Bjc8cnI

Length: 3min 38sec (218 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 22 2019