A giant nugget and a giant barbecue sauce. If this isn't describe
a perfect life, I don't know what does! My chicken nugget addiction has gotten so intense that now if I don't eat chicken
nuggets, I get sick. And what am I supposed to do? Not eat chicken nuggets? No, I'm never gonna do that. Chicken nuggets are life. Ever since the first chicken nugget video I've been getting nonstop hate
mail from chicken advocates. They're so crazy. They follow me everywhere. They were even at my mom's funeral, but I'm not gonna let them get in between my love of chicken nuggets. Hi. I was wondering how many
chicken nuggets can I get per order? - If I wanna do a big
order...does a thousand? like would I be able to do that? Okay, Mr. Nuggy, today we're gonna go for little
dip in the barbecue pool. Woo woo woo woo. - My mom was telling me that
I would never find the love of my life because of my
chicken nugget addiction. So I proved her wrong and made one. This is Jessica. She's a five foot tall chicken nugget. What more could you ask for in a woman? And we do everything together,
and I mean everything. Hello? - Chicken eater! You're a chicken eater! You need to be stopped. - How'd you get my number? - Oh, don't you worry about that. I know where you live, you chicken
eater. I'm gonna stop you! - I used to have a lot of fast food chicken nuggets
and barbecue sauce this size. And one day I realized, oh
my God, this is so small. It's not enough to satisfy my craving. So I decided I had to go big
or go home, so I made these. Now, I'll never run out of chicken nuggets and I'll always have an unlimited
supply of barbecue sauce. Oh Jessica, I can't wait
to grow old with you. How many kids should we have? Five piece, 10 piece? I can't wait. This box right here is the first ever box of chicken nuggets that- Ooh! Must be my chicken nugget delivery. - You chicken eater! You need to be stopped! Don't you have any shame? All you do is eat, eat, eat chicken! - Leave me alone. You and your friends need to
get up and get out of here. - No, you shut up! - My addiction to chicken nuggets would be absolutely nothing without this important ingredient: Barbecue sauce! My relationship to barbecue
sauce goes so deep. She's like the sister I never had and like the mother I always wanted. I don't know, a better relationship. That's why I consume at least five gallons
of barbecue sauce a day. You can't be serious. You're not gonna leave
all that we've built. Are you gonna be able to look at each one of our five piece chicken
nuggets and say goodbye to them? Goodbye to everything
that we've built together? Just because I had one chicken tender and a couple of chicken fries. Are you serious? I said I was sorry. You know I only have eyes for you. Please, Jessica, don't leave. - Protect these chickens! They have lives! - Oh my god. It's so saucy! Aye, I get that. Saucy, 'cause it's barbecue sauce. I promise, I promise
I'll never have another chicken tender again. I swear to you, you're the
only chicken in my life. You my dear sweet chicken nugget. You're the only one. I promise you that, okay? I don't think I can
emphasize just how amazing chicken nuggets are. I mean, look at it. It's just so beautiful and, and
gold. It's just so, I don't- - What's wrong with you,
chicken eater? Come on! You gotta stop. - Just don't move. They react to motion. You say still go get away. - You scared of a little chicken? Come on! You gotta stop killing these chickens. - How am I gonna get this
nugget to fit inside this box? There's no way it's gonna fit. - Chicken nugget, chicken nuggets. - Dude, I'm sick of this. You wanna see a chicken eater? I'll show you a chicken eater. - Well, yeah, well come. - Yeah. No, Come on. - Yeah. What? - No, I'm sick of you guys harassing me. All I'm doing is loving chicken nuggets. I'm gonna make you into
a giant chicken nugget! - Oh my God! Oh my God!
