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[Music] it dangerously K sir you have 21 I too like to live dangerously what the [ __ ] what is that James Bond No Austin Powers Austin Powers one of the greatest this close though he hits we have to we have to bleep out that word cuzz it's the first 7 Seconds what of the video what word the f word who said no no it doesn't matter it doesn't matter the first 30 seconds of the video is the intro music to avoid that right oh that's why so we okay well no you do have to bleep all that because then then it goes into uh sorry I didn't know extra like a lot of profanity so they'll say sexual content what's up we're back everybody oh my God it's fear and everyone's favorite podcast yes we wanted to have guests on okay that's literally unmonetized oh my God we are what are we doing what are we doing right now what are we doing I'm sorry they have families to feed we do have families to feed we're very broke we're we're anti-gun on the podcast right anyway just slid a pistol yeah that's insane okay just blur that what's up we're back everyone's favorite podcast Fe end oh my God what a busy week we've had huge huge week we brought everybody here together I've done absolutely nothing what a busy week we've had what have you guys done not you two I guess what have I done I mean I just watched we you were in here I just watched my brother's uh uh satellite via 3 get launched into [ __ ] orbit that was pretty big deal I got a dog I've been taking care of my dog yeah enough about me what about you guys what have you been did a draft stream oh that's right yeah that was fan and I said congrats pretty good uh you know we had uh over like uh half the people that were watching Pat McAfee and he's been doing it for like six years he's one [ __ ] Pat McAfee well no I actually no we like Pat mcfe still don't personally ask no but seriously it it was a it was a big deal for San and I and and we both worked really hard on it and and EOB who's not sexist oh EOB did a great job also but there's a yeah why did you say it like that because of his WNBA comment wait what did he say what what he say about the WNBA say no Rob deserves it all right so San uh lwig myself and a bunch of other streamers were in a fantasy league and I took uh second in the fantasy league no big deal um who took first uh oh I forget who took first I thought it was Clint but it wasn't I'll have to remember he doesn't even remember who got first place that's crazy he got second though yeah congratulations [ __ ] whoever took first place and [ __ ] Pat McAfee or or third depending on how you look on it but I I did very well and um San got dead last and we made an arrangement that whoever got dead last in our fantasy league would undergo a punishment and uh lwig asan and I were brainstorming punishments and we eventually decided on that San as his eyebrows threaded which is incredible oh it's Gonna Hurt it's gonna suck but I've never done that uh EOB voiced his opinion that the punishment should be that uh esan has to go to a WNBA that's pretty funny we very quickly retorted wouldn't be a punishment at all no in fact I would prefer to go to the WNBA over the NBA yes yeah y'all are [ __ ] fake as [ __ ] dude that's funny that's a funny ass punishment it's like it's nowhere near as bad it's nowhere near as bad as like getting your eyebrows threaded but it's like that shit's boring as [ __ ] you know what I mean and you can't drink let's say but you would you would hate going to any sporting event that's true 100% but you know I would but if I had the option I'd at least go to the NBA like what the [ __ ] I don't think that's that controversial of a statement to say it's like cliche at this point I think it's it's very controversial it's a little cliche it is cliche it cliche I think women are better at basketball than men I just don't like er so what are you saying I think women name five WNBA players not mine is Britney grinder now now I would just be I would just be letting youn too many to choose from I there's I I look at the WNBA all all women equally I don't think there's the five best players what so look I'm equal to Britney so giving their names would be yes it would be an insult to the other players I would never want to bring down women unlike Hassan who clearly would love to he would like to bulldoze the WNBA I I don't care about it one way the other destroy the W that's neither here nor there uh anyway I was really excited about this draft stream and it did very well and uh it was really cool moment where I got to bring my passion into my professional life and the coolest moment is share this with you guys a little sappy sental it's a little sentimental but my uncle who played in the NFL and who took me to my first football game when I was about eight or nine years old in New York to go see the Jets lose uh gave me a call and he was very emotional and very proud of me and uh it was one of the cooler moments of my life because he's not like a a sappy guy at all he's like a very like okay you know how the [ __ ] you doing um and he was like William really good job and uh that's what my dad did when I took a fans Le sponsor so you're wow okay we are we are cracking into it tonight so your uncle is the reason why you have this like permanent scar for the rest of your life that you're a Jets span well yes but what I consider it is it's like a imagine that you've been edging for your entire life and when the Jets win and when they shall I'm gonna get off hold on just a minute I'm get off just a goddamn wait a goddamn minute you have won a Super Bowl Super Bowl 3 okay in the 1960s Austin will we have been in four have not won any zero we have no championships Minnesota Vikings think that I could in any way enjoy something that happened in the 1960s at least you can point back to it and say it happened the Minnesota Vikings have never won a national championship I love having a Vikings and a Jets fan CU it's like who's a bigger loser is like your argument here like you're well you're a Green Bay fan now we locked that in yeah no I'm not we locked that in have we won a Super Bowl yeah a lot I don't enough [ __ ] I don't know anything about football I am mandating that you are now a fan of Kami football yep it's not there's not communist just publicly owned it's very different God damn it get it right we hate that we're very proud of you thank you you I I and you did a stellar job great job Co so much work goes into that cuz there's like you know like 300 guys that could get drafted at any point and you kind of have to have a working knowledge of who they are and and uh oh really dude who was the who's the coolest like cuz you guys interviewed a bunch of uh not yet Austin you [ __ ] keep your goddamn fies to yourself did touch it I to do this real quick though this has been bothering me sorry who is the guy coolest guy we had on the show cuz like when I was watching after rated you guys like uh you were talking to some you were talking to some dudes and they were like Gamers they had their own twitch channels and [ __ ] which I think is like pretty cool see yeah we the the coolest guy was Boston Scott because San told him to [ __ ] uh [ __ ] with EOB beforehand and he was so mean to EOB oh my gosh cuz Rob's a a Dallas fan and he he's um uh you know basically hates the D A I'm gonna freaking push you trying to move it in a way just get out of the way wait what sorry I'm sorry about my Boomer got to unplug it and plug it back in sorry how about now test okay sorry go ahead I don't have I don't even it's impressive I I seriously it's impressive I didn't mean to do it no take ownership over it you're the king of [ __ ] destroying sh he rigs the mics before the show listen I I'll just give you guys one tidbit you guys can get on board with what no I want to hear how he's mean to e yeah come on oh uh Boston Scott he asked he's like hey I'm going to ask you one question E Rob said that and Boston Scott said no shut up you don't get to ask [ __ ] and it was really funny oh my God that's funny but my moment of the draft the Jets trade the Patriots for a pick in the seventh round they draft arguably the steal of the draft a 6 fo8 tight end at Old Dominion the highest athletically rated tight end of all time whose name is Hassan [ __ ] Zack [ __ ] that's pretty good Zack [ __ ] so we are all really hot for [ __ ] everybody wants a piece of [ __ ] how do you spell his last name KU ntz that's so cool did did [ __ ] fall to the seventh round because of his name well I don't know but all I know is if he doesn't wear number 69 and if I do not get a [ __ ] Jersey I have totally missed out on being a Jets fan I'm gonna have a [ __ ] Jersey in every color what if he gets injured well you know [ __ ] have been known to get no they can take a beating they take a beating yeah [ __ ] can take [ __ ] can like recover quite quickly [ __ ] is known for his recovery we officially borderline on to policy one more time this is his name I know but it doesn't matter YouTube doesn't give a [ __ ] I am on well that's outrageous we being educational yes um why are you dressed like this I don't know what you mean dude come on you have to dude not I want to say something whenever you dress like this sure there's something so magical that how is that attached something oh it's a cape something that and I hate to bring this up are you doing another sponsor stream for the Nicholas Cage movie I I don't know what we're talking can I make a comment no matter what pair of pants you're wearing yes your [ __ ] always is on display it's fat it is always on display consistently he's a gay man let him look at my [ __ ] I was okay what's up what's up with the with I mean it's sick what brand what are you wearing um this is uh as I said earlier this is a Kirkland brand yes you're [ __ ] lying what is it this is a a cost Co no this is or two what about the pants pants are sick is all or what did you do today oh I was doing some gardening were you gardening in this well you know I I wanted to congratulate the three of us what on our recent Vogue spread our tickets to EDC well no your your spread in Vogue Mormon your spread in Vogue gay yes and my uh spread in Vogue very white yeah and you know uh we're sure that turkey is GNA call they gave me just a jock real awkward that you're you know you brought that up because they did not I mean but it's like I've been getting a lot of calls lately I just haven't been picking him up it probably got lost I heard they called tar that's I mean he is a very attractive man there's nothing I can say about that honestly I mean he's probably better taller than you Austin stop I don't know you both in the same room she put [ __ ] pastries in front of me and I'm hungry yeah let's let's address the elant in the room we got pastri in here dropped I dropped I don't care give me what did you bring for us cutie what I brought let key lime pies and some fresh whipped cream oh that's key lime yeah anyway I just wanted to dress up for key lime pie yeah it's look fabulous what is the other what the [ __ ] is that is a rice krispy treep with like fudge on it those it's scotcheroo [ __ ] oh it's Maya I'll take this okay like on the podcast hey Maya I'm on my other podcast yuck yeah oh chill dude okay dude oh [ __ ] wait let me try these um uh that's I'll talk to you later okay say the dog I will okay bye bye Maya bye you know who this is oh my God hung up on you oh my God she put your ass on that is very I don't understand what the purpose of these didn't mean to do that she'll call back look V you can text she'll call back right true she won't she'll call back text um these These are scotcheroos what is a Scot they're a Mormon classic uh apparently also midwest classic I've had these at Mormon funerals yeah yeah what why did you multiple no I've had a I've had a couple of Mormons that have died and what the [ __ ] that's not how you say that well on the bright side they do live forever so they do I I met I knew a couple Mor I need utensils for this probably yeah I'm going to go grab yeah or you can just like peel it and eat it like a did I tell you I was at a Delta Sky Club in but these are good I was at a Delta Sky Club in Salt Lake City and they had the Mormon potatoes what are Mormon potato potatoes they're so good they had they're cheesy hash brown potatoes and it's so funny because why are they called funeral potatoes because they're always served at funerals but you know what's funny is like I was expecting scota sure oh mute my phone it's going off now this is peanut butter chocolate and a Rice Krispie correct yes it's Rice Krispies peanut butter butterscotch and chocolate oh you know what this is the eating segment H it on the Bingo H I'll be honest what I don't like the butterscotch okay but the peanut butter and the chocolate is amazing I agree the butterscotch is [ __ ] everything else is really wow that's interesting I can't even pinpoint the butterscotch next time you bring butterscotch into this [ __ ] household it's on site it's delicious okay well maybe I I could easily remove the butterscotch I'm going to whoop your ass if you bring it okay I brought I can't even taste oh I can taste the butterscotch that was a joke oh we're doing that first oh no there you would kick my ass no maybe sure I'm very excited about this yeah it should be good this is my favorite dessert and I've had many a key lime pie I made these during um my bake I do bake along alongs come up the interesting thing about key lime uhhuh is it's consumed by the very wealthy and the very poor alike and cucumber sandwich sometimes the very trashiest of key lime pie can compete the very most noble it's one of those dishes yeah so I'm I'm excited to see where this nervous mine's a trashy this is incredible cutie this is this is very good now um what are the what's the macro distribution of this I don't know okay just trying to it out wow you really know how to cook I know okay oh my God little less ego next time you say thank you no I won't I won't wow now I've tasted a lot of keine Pies yeah cutie you are such a [ __ ] feeder is not even funny this is amazing I'm I'm nervous about this camera angle Marsh do I look is my tummy show no you I can't even I'm looking at your tummy right now it doesn't show oh it's not showing oh it's perfect cut off okay we're fine you look amazing I've been working out you look great okay I'm trying it first bite wow wow good job will swim for it I don't want I don't want it if you want that one you look great you're being when you walked in today I was like holy [ __ ] you just congratulate him for eating fast yeah he loved it you are a [ __ ] feed I have a problem you have an actual issue where you're like could we do oh it's very good next week what I have a s croissant what how is it it's very good uhhuh what would you change wow no what it wouldn't change much okay I think the real magic of a key lime pie is the filling uhhuh uhhuh uhuh sometimes it can be too limey uhuh sometimes it won't be limey enough uhhuh hard to nail the consistency you found a perfect Middle Ground uhhuh uhhuh incredible I would say the only I can point out uhhuh uh-huh crust is very good uhhuh it's not very salty though give me more of it I don't want salt oh interesting in my ke lime pie I'm used to a little thicker a thick crust and that's where the Trashy key lime comes in yeah okay right crust it up yeah crust it up let me be a little [ __ ] crust it up oh yeah but did you make the crust or is it pre-made this one is actually pre-made yeah my normal crust is thicker cutie oh what that's very good oh thank you thank I really enjoy actually sometimes because I'm I'm a crust [ __ ] too I'll make little oh we should call slime and wish him happy birthday it's his birthday today oh let's do it um we let's finish the Keon P you just say the term crust [ __ ] and it made you think of [Laughter] slime anyway I'm a crust [ __ ] so sometimes I'll bake a a cookie sheet full of crust and then I'll put make them into little like tortilla chips and wow yeah yeah like a key lime nachos yeah it's really great now that's now that's sty that is Midwestern cooking right there well I said I was a crust [ __ ] and I meant it so dude that the best keyme pie I've ever had wow yep I'm G okay it's time for me to be critical go go ahead and try let's bring the big boys in yeah uhhuh I'm No Big City lawyer I'm no big city Baker you want salt I think the crust is not great but it's not your fault it so it's fine you didn't make the crust you hate us it's fine well it's cuz the small pans I couldn't get empty ones and then I felt wasteful throwing it away so but I thought it would be cute I to small pants then I dropped two of them but they were in a bag yeah so I think the The Filling consistency is great [ __ ] perhaps a bit on the sweet side it's a dessert no [ __ ] get him yeah it's a dessert of course it's supposed to be sweet say that's fine it's like being like I feel fine about it but oh yeah these are my Texs with the lwig having said that uhuh I'm not the biggest keyme pie fan in general that would make sense you're not a keyme pie guy not a big key lime pie guy I'm a trace Le's guy you know this I do know this I do know this three milks yes I'm a condensed milk [ __ ] that's what it is out of the out of the trays Lees the try is not that important it's the it's the Uno right right right the the condensed milk portion um this was great I mean it was wonderful thank you I agree and I also like the funeral brownies as well these are thank you wait do you think you make these a fun yeah they're really good Mormon funerals are conol lit actually I never talked about the food is fantastic my cousin who is not Mormon but he served in Iraq and he died yes what like to no he served in Afghanistan and he died but he wasn't Mormon he was he was was growing up Mormon but then he lost uh yeah it's actually horrible um he was the sergeant and he like so he had to lead his group right that's yes so he leads his group and they have to go into a house and he's the first one to enter and he goes into the house and then the whole entire house explode Jesus Christ yeah it was really awful but at his funeral there was a potato bar and it was sick it was so good wow you could put chili cheese yeah like baked potato bar was it a Mormon funeral um I don't think it was I think the Army like paid for it cuz it was like in a football stadium holy [ __ ] yeah in Washington it was a big deal did they sell it out um oh that's not how funerals work you thought people are paying that like what they what I didn't mean sell it out was did they fill the stadium is what I meant what what what do you think is going on that sitation like yo can't wait to go watch this [ __ ] dead soldier no no no that's not what I meant guys I didn't mean sell it what I meant was like did Big L Austin anyway it was the my first experience of a tragedy so not what I as a young child okay you okay now I'm the [ __ ] yeah I am such a dick I'm so sorry it but you made a joke first though well that's how I deal with trauma okay my trauma and I was I don't have any traumas so I'm a dick I'm anho just a white gay man what do you have to complain about nothing honestly absolutely nothing and I'm so sorry for your loss he he he was a true American hero a patriot he was he was he was he was Assan doesn't believe in American I brought that up I mean I don't but I mean it sucks that your cousin died you know what I mean smoking like a true socialist yeah like it was pretty sad that's awful but there was a really great potato bar huge and they what else what we had these at my my mom's funeral and funeral potatoes that's a Mormon delicacy house so that is a thing like that's funeral pot what the [ __ ] is up with potatoes and Mormons why so good funeral potatoes it's like it's shaved potato shaved onions cheese cream of mushroom oh my God that's a real thing they're delicious oh these are called party potatoes no no funeral yeah they party every time a Mormon dies that's why wait does that say party potatoes it says funeral Fu we have different versions of parties you know do you have to okay so do you do you ever get these Ty party potatoes maybe Mormons actually party when they when they die because like cuz they're going to their yes yes I'm not an [ __ ] that's crazy wait hold on Austin coughed on me oh it's okay it's a it's a pup cough it's not a a CO related cough um I have a PO in my throat that's why I cough now look when you go to do you ever get the at holidays what's a holiday in no like no no like do you ever get the funeral potatoes at like Christmas oh yeah it's Christmas but they still call them funeral potatoes yeah it's kind of depressing is it well we're doing our best hey have some funeral potatoes uhhuh yeah we had them at my Grandpa's funeral too they're really good and like so many people in your family have died what is going on look for the record I have look I am so sorry for your loss I'm fine okay my grandfather also died yeah what your grandp parents are alive no they're all dead they're not all dead what am I saying on my mom's side both my grandparents M are all dead hold this L wait hey all right he got even all right I said your cousin sold out a funeral at the stadium he said differ I don't care that's why you're walking on eggshells my grandparents were phenomenal people what did you eat at the funeral uh was I don't remember I blocked out was so traumatizing I don't remember you didn't go did you I did go to the funerals all of them all of them dude but sometimes so everyone everyone's family has like their own funeral potato recipe and sometimes you go to funerals and you have like somebody's casserole dish and then that gets emptied and you go back for seconds and you have freaking Kathy from down the street and hers is dog [ __ ] and you're like Fu Kathy Kathy's poor family's been eating these funeral potatoes every Sunday it's so funny to think like they're like hey Kathy it's cool if you don't make the casserole next time yeah yeah like next time somebody dies in the family we're going to you're going to take a back seat if I was so I'm gay she gets moved to salad wait what I know I know I was shocking but if I were to make funeral potatoes in a Mormon funeral would they eat them or would they be like no don't eat the gay potatoes no no one should eat the potatoes you make regardless yeah they would be awful gay potato no that's exactly what would happen you'd make shitty potatoes people would not eat them because of the flavor and then you'd be like homophobes yeah then I'd be on with Don Lemon or some [ __ ] on CNN funny you should say that because he got [ __ ] fired formerly Don Lemon I would have been on who's Don Lemon he's a he's a super lib a super lib on CNN yeah Don Lemon is a except he not big on women yeah Don Lemon is a rampant misogynist is he really Don Lemon is basically Austin but not true I love women you and I love we we we get along really well I call her all the time no Don Lemon Don Lemon and Austin are very similar where they decided to be gay not everyone everyone else born gay Don Lemon and Austin chose to be gay because they hate women I tried to pray the gay way and it just kept turning me on that's not even a joke that's real father oh I do I have a I have a kink it's like uh having sex with a guy with a cross on I think it's [ __ ] hot yeah and you wear a cross every now and then too what I do wear a cross well you just want to have sex with yourself no that is not true I have never jerked off in the mirror you've definitely jerked off in the mirror never you just volunteered that information for no reason no one no one accused you I've never done that no one accused you're cracking under the more you say you've never done it the more I definitely believe you did do girls do that in the mirror why do we always talk about this do they I don't know not me how many times have you cranked one flick the flip the bean looking at yourself dude oops there goes my shirt up over my head I make sure I can get every angle I put a mirror at the end of the bed you're on the ground e like got OBGYN I open it up with a scapel and I'm like why do they say flick it's so I did that actually you flicked a [ __ ] no I I didn't know what I was doing and I touched it and you're not supposed to touch it you can touch it touch it well I but it was it was too sensitive evidently well you you have to you have to work up how did you touch it I don't know I don't remember but she just didn't buy she told me she said no no that's not how you do it I was like she's like no sweetie I'm fine dude that that's actually the worst thing when people talk about how lwig is like good at smashing right he's like they're like oh he must he must like smash that clitoris and it's like bro that's literally not what you do to aist oh so it's not true he's not good at that no I didn't say that no don't walk me into a [ __ ] she just saying it's not transferable you can't transfer button mashing to you you know what skill I think is like one of the only skills that is directly applicable to your love making what dancing ing yes yes I'm not a very good dancer I'm not a good dancer makes sense you say that okay dancer okay you say that but I don't really have a lot of other decent qualities for be able to keep coming back so I feel like there's there one one category no I mean but I know girl 65 [ __ ] hung like a horse I'm just why do you always talk about our dicks the I love it inapo it's weird you're the only guy that would be insulted by that I'm just I don't understand does that make you uncomfortable you want going to stop talking about your day it's sexual harassment it is we need HR oh my God that's pretty funny I'm just going to keep doing that now going forward you're going to say I'm sexually harassing you yes this gay man get nobody would believe it yeah that's true because look at him oh my god look he just said because because nobody believes men in society everyone's always everyone's always saying women We Believe with men We Believe men just not that one okay okay oh all right I see how it is speaking of believing stop talking about your penis speaking of believing men yeah we had a f we don't really talk about politics on this podcast so I don't even know we can maybe cut this out if you don't want to talk about it we can do it I love politics Steven Crowder a fallen drama a fallen soldier and it's like yeah the reason why I wanted to bring it up is because like I feel like it's so Universal a concept it doesn't really like it's not really all too political it's more so just like divorce drama right right right um and it's like an [ __ ] who is like an [ __ ] in his own personal life just as uh you know exactly in the same ways as he is on camera have you guys seen the footage I saw it yeah you want to look at it no I mean we don't have to I'm just you know I don't need to recap um just tell us what happened he was really upset that he didn't have pellets for his Trager Grill and that his preg wife wasn't picking up dog [ __ ] no no it worse his dogs are apparently sick his wife is like insanely pregnant she's like eight months like [ __ ] you can see the baby you know what I mean coming out she's 8 months pregnant you know what I'm talking about when the belly buttons popping out like she's super pregnant wearing a t-shirt and the bell is out like that level pregnant and he's like why won't you give the dogs uh you know medicine just cuz you're pregnant and claim you're allergic to the dog medicine doesn't mean you can't give it the dog the medicine put the gloves on and give the dog the medicine like he was literally saying like his wife was like I'm pregnant Stephen like I and this is toxic like the medication is toxic and I might have it might have an adverse effect on me well Andy also wanted pellets first trer forer she wasn't getting them which is yeah well it's not even that he had one car he had one car we know why do they only have one car control oh cuz there's no cuz like he was very offended at the prospect of her like even having a friend pick her up he was like oh you're not going to do this right now like he was he was just going crazy mode but I personally found it like I mean it was really sad but there was like a a a tragic but kind of funny moment where like he basically was doing a change my mind type like debate with his pregnant wife yeah tell you respect women or men sorry yeah literally just like he was just like you just don't there's no respect here you don't you don't respect me like change my mind he didn't say those words but basically I just and and then did she divorce him how far after that no so she hasn't no she did so the drama is actually that uh Steven Crowder himself actually instigated the divorce or rather instead of actually serving her divorce papers he hired a divorce attorney she found out then she hired a divorce attorney and actually divorced him and when it originally came out though he made it seem like uh this was a no fault divorce that she had instigated and that like she was at fault they just fell out of love no but that's how he he did he specified he kept saying there was no physical abuse and I thought it was weird CU he he didn't say there was no abuse he just like specified there's no physical abuse how Austin immediately mentioned that he didn't jerk off in front of the mirror no literally exactly same Cadence too I didn't jerk off in front of the mirror so I know I just uh I found that to be an interesting uh situation where like what you see is what you get with a lot of these guys but uh the reality is that it seems like when you are saying these like supposed conservative values it plays positively but when you're actually acting out those values on camera to your pregnant wife people go oh oh ew that's what that looks like that's [ __ ] gross dog which it was it was gross well the sad thing was is there are also people like in the comments of some of those that they were like this is how my relationship is we've been together for eight years like but you know and it's like no yeah you know that's for that's that's what you know uh contact lens solution in food is for for the record that's what oh my yeah wait what what poison oh it's a untraceable poison often often utilized by uh you know cont you put contact like like the [ __ ] that you get like you've never heard this before like walens over the counter Visine put it in the food slowly but surely you start poisoning your your sign think my uncle killed my aunt yeah ignited the P Robert durus I have of course watch I thought you said Jake I mean okay for those you two haven't seen it it's very old but it's got this iconic moment where this guy that they suspect of being a serial killer goes to the bathroom and he forgets he's miked he's got a hot mic and he's in the bathroom and he's like ah what am I gonna do tell them I killed them all Jesus Christ it's like that's literally Dr no they they actually they did they arrested him on that uh Robert durus was of course a you know son of a very wealthy person and was able to get away with his crimes for many many [ __ ] years until that documentary came out yeah which is wild yeah it is I love that [ __ ] if you had to say one person in our industry is a serial killer who do you think it would be germa germa no he's actually too sweet sweet sweet boy I'm trying to think probably you mey it's too obvious it's too obvious it's too obvious I would feel bad I know you'd feel bad but you would get away with it get you would totally get away I could see her using all her baking Acumen to like I actually said it to lewick the other day I was like I could poison you if I wanted and he said why would you say that so that's not nice that's not that's terrifying I won't look I I think it's very not very very likely that you would kill anybody no I'd feel bad I think you would I think you really would but yeah I think that of all of us here right now You' definitely be the most I think will would do it yeah yeah sometimes you do that teeth thing will could kill somebody if they threatened him yeah and I've heard you not even threaten you but threaten your friend yeah like you would you would if somebody broke into your place you would play with them that's not that's not serial killer though we're talking who would be the serial killer you know who my answer is the loow hanging fruit is sear right right yeah want to know the good one yeah imagine can you please play the theme from Saw oh I'm scared what the [ __ ] are we gonna get dmca though or not dmca but like play he wants to play he wants to play if he wants to play it let him play it yes there goes our Revenue I'm telling you what the hell time for the obligatory March goes over there and changes the [ __ ] bang go B routing of the audio oh no it's okay Marsh it's okay I mean well we need it we need it your cell phone oh we're a fancy podcast we are we have cell phones yeah one second everyone my spoon oh it is oh oh so good all right here we're going so a number of streamers are killed oh God fingers are pointed could it be cutie uh-uh could it be Austin show and his army of twink assassins bead could it be will nef and his clenched teeth could it be Hassan [ __ ] and his massive frame serial crushing people like John way gasy we cut to sauno he's covering his mouth he's shocked and as he pulls his hand away it's a smile wow wow yeah you see what I'm saying no one would expect no one would expect okay I'm going thr okay we're going no one would expect it's like Lily no expect she's got some [ __ ] I've heard Lily say some wild [ __ ] Tina yeah Tina kitten Tina kitten no Tina actually has some of the most insane stories I've ever heard I know yeah that's true too godamn it she's wild I I challenged her to fight her at creater Clash next year that'd be you know what Austin I think you might lose you really think so that' be so funny if she beat your Assa would be the perfect size I would I think m wins that Maya what Maya wins that I think that Tina's feisty I I love Tina Tina's feisty but like Maya literally works with like her hands all day every day dude did you guys see Maya pick up that [ __ ] box full of spiders she loves spiders she's actually a serial kill she's weird that's not cool is she here right now is she what what she here no she's never she doesn't come here anymore she hates me why when are you going to fight in Creator Clash you'll murder somebody I don't know that you would Absol you're will I wanted you to do it I'd fight keemstar you would kill okay that's like that doesn't no one I don't think he's ever going to do that well you would kill whoever you fought in the ring I would not be able to do it I would I would train just to look good walking out shirts yeah cuz if we got hit in the head you know I could fight who could I fight I think lwig maybe no why you think I'd win no what if you fought someone really hot it kind of had a sexual element like a little wrestling little wrestling just turned into a little wrestling turn a little Wrestle Fest him and I you are so horny during a [ __ ] influencer boxing match a just starts wrestling a twink he's like maybe like Aiden's available maybe Aiden oh no what was it little throat thing huh just happened no no no not my thing not my type yeah of course who could Austin beat easy I would say I I thought about this I think not myth um yeah myth would destroy not lwig I mean maybe lwig um no God there was somebody I'd love to fight lwig I'd love to fight lowi too terrifying we'll both fight lwig I was thinking about let's just beat Lo just beat the [ __ ] guys I I was daydreaming about being in Creator clash and fighting and now I'm remembering I didn't even think about who I was going to fight I was just thinking about my intro song oh my God my outfit that would be so awesome if it was you versus mystery opponent and you had this long choreographed intro to the ring and then there was no opponent you you know you know what you know what my intro would be I'd be dressed like Elton John in heels like like Elton John like what he would wear and I'd come out to Benny and the Jets what would you would change into boxing shoes afterward or you would fight in heel I would I don't know what I didn't think through that part I'm sure I could change but I'd become out and absolutely cannot change it's like illegal like they they check your feet and your arms before you go into the ring like I have a [ __ ] bomb or something like wait punching another person in the face they have to check what equipment you have on yeah I know you could you could box jhb I could I need somebody that I can win again jhb you could defeat you sign up jhb you're like the conditions are you must lose no preo you and preo gay off oh I would beat that would be the fight of the century I would beat preo comes out naked though oh God I would beat that ass preo you listening right now beat that ass where are you in a nice way all right in a nice way I mean look preo knows it I'm not I don't actually mean that is it like do you do you just don't like that he you know kind he kind of owns I don't like he kind of owns that lane I don't like Oh no you're just homophobic my bad okay I like well he just he's not there's only room for one gay in this space and it's me he just gay baits presas yeah that's true he is always queer baiting to his queer baiting sure I have a a bone to pick was somebody on this podcast is it me no it's not you oh and it's not will wow look H I need to call you outting you have been taking these photos of your nipple and your boobs and your armpits and I just want to say that is gay territory that is gay territory wait what the gays own the arm like that you have one audience and one audience only and it's the gays you don't like looking at Men's armpits or nipples or nipples that is a male only that is a that is a gay man strong AR gay man's territory you're getting you're infiltrating my territory yeah why do you post those I think Austin genuinely wants to deprive the homosexual fandom of both this podcast okay and just the hassabi greater Universe in general izing it of delicious wonderful content that you can lust after from the safety of a man who is an ally not Austin I am the look here's the deal H that's what's going on I have had so many up shots the gays would sell you out so quick if you were like I made a dress up no look I have had so many upshots of my nipples and armpit photos that I just can't post because H I go to post it and there's H's nipple out there for show I can't compete with it it's going to get so much worse the why did you start taking those because objectively it's horrible no I I know cuz you're a straight man she also thinks it's horrible cuz she's a woman gay men I know exactly what people are talking about when I see it I'm like wow somebody really is enjoying that I started posting them because I thought it was like a fun way like a funny way to like not take a shirtless photo where you're like you know hitting an angle that's like basically hiding all the bad stuff I thought it was like a fun way to do that because it's like not very it's like doing a selfie but then doing a stupid face like you know what's weird what I don't know if women do that angle ever that's purely you women should do that that's what I'm saying it just H my brain stem my God oh my God imagine imagine look bigger just imagine just peeking up over your boobs should we do that twiter thing where we're like don't post any I hate it I thought about I thought about doing this this that Twitter thing where you're like I hate when people show pictures of their sixpack abs and seeing what would happen but I felt like it was too cringe it is very cringe that's cringe but it it gets results no I didn't I I didn't do it it gets results I didn't do it does get results I did not do it but anyway look you got to stop I'm not stop it's only going to get worse the more the more body fat I shed off of this body TI hey Austin how about you work on your pecs a little more so you can take a decent I'm I'm going to nothing abs are great oh really let's get to work on the body yeah let's see let's see one of those pectoral photos on I have nice pecs okay I would like to I would like to see them I will show you them maybe you will have a larger gay fandom I can make my last week Hanan was doing that with his butt yeah I was doing yo can you do it real quick for us we'll behind the yeah patreon patreon.com behind the patreon yeah twerk you can straight up TW I don't know if I can do it right now I don't know if I can do it right now I had like I had done uh thrusters I had done squat front squats earlier in that day so I was like activated I I've been doing a lot of butt work recently after I saw that really yeah glad that I've been able to encourage you you look great you've been looking too good you got to stop it well my hair is finally grown out thank you thank you going back shoulder length thank oh you are you are oh you are yeah that's exciting y it was it was your Peak I think like we swap places you looked better with longer hair I look better with shorter hair my hair was so fried from the die though so now that it's it's natural color we can get to work um I'm G to have I'm G to have a I never ask you guys for favors but I'm going to have a you ask me to raid you all the time I do and you never do I do raid you not enough you ask um anyway I uh I I'm I'm putting together a Gala she's doing a Gala ooh Carl Jacobs was texting me may I say something you do too many Put the gun down why you do too many [ __ ] EV but the only thing that makes me happy so you're doing tell us about think you kick your problems down the road I think you're addicted I think you're I think you're addicted to being stressed I think you need I am you need to come and I think you're going to do something that you are going to complain to us about being so stress wa no I'm going to love it I didn't complain to you once about the streamer Awards uh what we did a like a fullblown like after the fact I will complain after but not during oh so count during she'll be like yeah well listen I've said my that's what you do during but how's it going you're like um it's a day by day like that's what you do you don't like I'm doing a go on let me just add if you do it it'll be fantastic because don't do bad events you're incredible for what the Amazon rainforest oh my God that's lame do it for something cool no I'm just kidding you you're you're advocating for cutting down more of it yes I like keep gone in the aftermath of Jer bolsonaro's presidency Lula who is a socialist did come in what am I doing no politics sorry um we're saving we're we're trying to save the Amazon rainforest all the streamers that get invited you have to wear fashion inspired by an animal that lives in the Amazon rainfor wait so we have to kill them where inspired by oh I would I would be the jackass that would show up in fur Billy R brains can you please pull up a list of animals in the Amazon Rain for us I think it's important that we all call no I want us to to to I'm going to be a butterfly lock in what we are going to be some be that a Dophin I'm C I'm a Cappy bar how dare you oh you're going to go Cy Bar C bar is my spirit to be a c a very large rodent oh my God it's the best have you never seen one you can be that wait wa wait hold on pull up can you please we interrupt this broadcast for a special a hot animal I I want to be an animal that's sexy what what are you a furry what is this last week with the I want to be I want to be I want to be something that's like like I don't I'm not a furry hey you know what you could be giant otter oh I'm not an you are an otter you are an otter you are very hair not no I'm not you have a 5:00 Sher right now don't become an Otter Otter have no look at your arms getting hairier look at your arms I I shave I'm going to trim my arms now look at your arms and look at your 5:00 shadow you are an otter if you if I were to I look see any face do you see any yeah you know you know he's gonna you know he's GNA [ __ ] Nar the [ __ ] out of his arm don't I laser okay there's a difference very otter like of what do you mean I mean ouch that's what I mean ouch but it's worth the reward honey you can't turn an otter into a twink okay I'm not a twink I'm a jock you know what I was thinking you know what I was thinking Le tell me if you agree with me stop stop what oh very otter shirt too yeah I dude okay don't say that the shirt's awesome don't [ __ ] tell him that then he's not going to wear it ever again he's just going to go back to wearing black on I know it was so sick did you see your shirt the shirt is fine like the graphics are cool whatever the fit is perfect it fits you perfect look thank you so much I have come to a conclusion okay I need to hire a stylist oh boy and I need to go shopping for summer because I'm sick and I've been looking at pictures of myself look at your shameful pants show the people your shameful pants and your ankle socks look it is disgusting look I dress for Comfort cuz I flew in today okay all I'm saying is there is comfortable clothes that you could wear that doesn't make youit why do you why do you look like with the big shirt and the tiny pants like a girlfriend who's wearing a boyfriend he looks like a high school cheerleader look what are you doing look I know it I had I had on like uh like acid wash jeans before oh that were like a little bigger and than I had but I did I because I I had a middle seat on the [ __ ] plane today all right and it was hot and I knew I was going to sweat so I had to wear something comfortable why don't you wear shorts because my legs are tiny yeah it is kind of funny to see you in shorts no I don't want to be it's like weird it's like it's like weird see I got got upgr big legs I I decided I decided I'm too bougie I booked an economy ticket okay and I and I get an upgrade I'm like oh my God I got upgraded to a middle seat in Comfort oh man you know what animal has famously small legs you're fine otters Otter Otter do have small legs otter don't have legs why don't you why don't you work out your legs a little bit more I am working on it they're getting better okay let me see we are gaslighting the [ __ ] out of put your hand on my leg here got a big one let me see I mean they're getting better getting a little come here oh this podcast is too gay for your legs literally the size of my biceps dude what do you oh you want to you want to you want to do this lag that's a big lag yeah no [ __ ] you're that's his [ __ ] can I grab your leg Yeah yeah go ahead okay cutie don't touch me okay all right what animals are we going at your copy bar let me take a look at some wait I don't how are you going to trans copy bar into fashion oh I I got mine Jaguar oh click the maau oh yeah you'd be a good maau I'm a good maau yeah oh You' definitely be you be so bright and colorful I I picked the the thing is I picked the cabara because I think like it's the coolest animal I love it what are you going to wear though well you're going to wear all brown and look like an idiot I feel like my God I'm pissed you're a butterfly I could be I'll be an electric eel no electric eels are not in the Amazon they I mean I guess it kind they are actually no never mind I'll be a you could be the two can be a cougar I'll be you should be whatever you should be whatever the smelliest animal is so he can bring that shirt back I think you'd make a good ocelot I should have kept that shirt by the way so we could auction it off or okay I actually want to call ocelot so I can dress up like Revolver Ocelot oh I want to be a cat he got it he got there's plenty of other cats oh there's a good one for you Austin bearded emper [Laughter] mosquito why would I do oh cuz I like to what no no they're just very hot funny cuz it was a bug no can you please pull up the one punch man mosquito this is what I was think I think you could rock this one punch man mosquito yeah girl yes that's it yeah rock this right here very angular yeah I do have the legs yeah that does make sense I do I like that we're just bullying Austin for like an hour straight nowadays for theast have to post thirst thirst strats for um for validation let me see your [ __ ] titties next time you post a thirst I want to see the same [ __ ] angle this what I'm going to do I'm we do the I'm going to go I'm going to I'm I will I'm going to go in my car I'm going to put my seat belt on and I'm going to have my seat belt over my tits and then I'm just GNA I'm going to lift CH this is this is a will enough promise I'm going to lift chest tomorrow I'm G to have my titties looking fat fat titty post off then I'm going to use that 0. five lens and I'm going to make that thing look like a you know like a base on the moon I'm hey we should all post it we should all all of us should post a titty pict okay I like that uh also uh I want to say something that is unrelated to all of this but announcement time I haven't talking about the go we can come back to me whatever it's all about you Assan you [ __ ] pig well it's actually about all of us except for Cutie oh oh will I don't even know if Will is aware of this but we're going to England I'm not going into England yes you are he's not going to England he's you're absolutely are I'm afraid of flying he's afraid of flying you are not afraid of flying I am staying with cutie to help with the gala you are going to England next week [ __ ] help me you are going to England next week next Monday will and I are doing a SL party episode here we are we are going to England all of us are going to England I'm except for Cutie can I ask a question what yeah why bangers a mash baby yes bangers why would we go to England because we are going toland are you asking cutie she's not going I'm going for bangers a we are going to England to make content fear and cont more fear and content couldn't we let me slide some across your bow here couldn't we go anywhere else no no the reason why we're going in this wonderful peak time is because in England what CU is not going to England stop I'm coming no the reason why we're going is because we already have people lined up I will not tell you who the guests are but we already have people lined up for the podcast that we would not be able to get anywhere else because they're [ __ ] London Bloods and I will myself cutie we're all going to England big time Big Time YouTubers from London no let's at least go to Australia no I'm down I'm so down the cold ones boys dude the men in Australia are in the men so incredible down there holy crap they're like a different cut of you are literally like what is wrong touching you a lot God the men in Australia he's grabbing you are insane are there any I don't know if there's any Australians out there Australians in the YouTube coms you guys they're all shreded cold ones I want to do the Pod with ones why don't we fly them out here cutie we got to get your ass on a plane this is the fifth podcast in a row let's talk about the gala and not about plane rides cuz they give going fictional trip to L you are going to London London you're going to London we already booked it you guys my dad suffered a Grizzly injury I think I that's insane that was last week he's fine it's Robert he shattered his hip he's 90 that's the third time he's done it in the past four years who out of no it's not he fell in the pool he did shatter his hips those were his ribs okay well I'm sorry after 70 you fall a lot yeah I know but it's Robert nef he's very strong he is a Dynamo G Gala you didn't pick an animal you will I wanted to be I'm going a C I'm a cougar there's no cougars in the oh there is no that's a little too masculine I'm going to go with a spider monkey no I'm going to go with a a Jaguar a Jaguar no you know what bullet ant you're lock like I was really actually thinking the the Colombian red howler now you're talking about Okay g okay okay okay Gala what you guys will have to do everyone who gets an invite every streamer that gets an invite they will show up and you bring you have to bring something that's going to be auctioned off to charity so it's kind of like a show and tell so your red carpet this is me I'm saying Austin I'm so happy you're were able to make it out tonight tell us what animal you're wearing that jaguar sounds like jaguar I'm wearing Jaguar we killed the animals tell me how many trees we should cut down in the Amazon rainforest I mean I would prefer not to that any trees I think we should start planting them actually that's not what the scalla is about but what did you bring to auction offer charity today uh I brought [Music] um okay well you're not coming then if you can't bring anything I'm going to bring something I I I'm going to buy that shirt I brought the oh my God I have a gift I forgot for not either of you what is it for me yes yay [ __ ] you and oh [ __ ] you what day in September is it I don't know yet can you not put it on September 14th that's my birthday and I'm going to do a big old B yeah no 14th and I'm doing a big old B I was trying to take back the 11th watch this ready I'm bringing it back you know what we're doing what tog party fun bringing it back I'll go okay not I'm so excited 14th so maybe the 11th when I went to Japan I uh did not have any space left in my luggage to bring will something but I did order something from Japan to be shipped out a lud toy and it actually did make its way here last week as a matter of fact but I forgot to give it to you then is this anything gut gut berserk action figure gutu with many points of articulation if I might oh this is very this is anyway I want I want to give you something I I already got you a LW toy before have a friend like that so sentimental this is so nice so much thank you it feels like you got invited feel like we got invited late to like a b that I cu no toga you guys get no gifts yeah we know can you get me something next time I go to Japan I'll give you hey when you guys go to London will you get me something yes you didn't you didn't give me anything from Florida you will also after receiving a gift you're going to say you're not going to England did you get this for yourself and then give me a guts toy so that I would go to England with you no I actually did get that for you but well I've got to get for you the timing of this he doesn't there's no way he has it yet he's going to grab something from my he's going to bring you k I think I hear him scrambling yeah I don't know why he's like this oh Evan oh it's DAV DAV day's Waters from his car wanted us to have this give me this he he said he said specifically he said for Will and he wanted to wish you your best on your trip to London now is he giving I didn't get you anything well is he giving me gifts because I said the pasta was good and D people were so mad at me in the comments she oh by the way yeah call back um cue [ __ ] on dbid day's pasta mostly because I don't like DAV day okay what the [ __ ] she he um he I told him the criticis watch it I didn't he didn't watch it but I told him to criticism he said he says I know I did light on the sauce so he said next time he's going to make the pasta and he's going to bring a bowl of sauce God I would love just raw I would love if this is a weekly segment Dobby day perfecting his so Wednesday he's going to get he's going to make bowet and he's going to bring extra sauce for you he took the feedback and and he and he said now another God for her I'm put in the extra sauce oh [ __ ] the Visine I'm just kidding another thing another thing that happened last week the Italian Hotel Saga oh God what does that mean I hold off I haven't finished the gala by the way let's finish the gala and then we'll talk about the Italian Hotel Saga behind the pay wall because we're already reaching an hour whatever no um okay anyway so that's that's one part of it so you show up you show your show and Sh tell it gets processed added to a website for people to bid on for 24 hours for charity all the money goes to charity but then the entertainment for the night this is where the three of you come in oh can't wait we we will to the streamers to the streamers the room will be full of about 200 streamers 150 I don't know depends on how many people I gatekeep you know how people are um so I let you know exclusive but then I will be auctioning off dates with you guys oh my god do we get to keep it other perc who charity with like with who is this like PR do I have to yeah you're in what pranoo like does he have to [ __ ] the date I don't know I'm I'm very insecure I'm really insecure what if nobody wants to date me that would be so funny that would be really so only only the streamers attending can bid for you uh so I have a feeling it's mostly going to be men buying other men oh um who whoa don't don't act like if Will's up there you're not going to buy it what I'm sorry you don't think women have the purchasing power to date one I think you would outbid Caroline for the sake of outbidding Caroline it's because there's a gender payap on dick like I could see Seer but trying to buy will like I could one destroy him please this is so awkward I will destroy Seer what the [ __ ] is that what would one of you buy me please [ __ ] no [ __ ] no it' be pretty funny no cuz it'd be so much funnier if no one bought you you would be so sad he's already thinking about it remember remember when I picked them last for [ __ ] oh he was genuinely shatter you were [ __ ] with him and he was so mad he like you were like he kept doing this every [Music] pick I was genuinely upset he was you were like when when I get mad at Ka when she PE somewhere she's not supposed to and she just like goes into a corner and like looks back at me that's what you were doing to us I I was so upset and I was so I was so upset it was awesome genuinely I was pissed remember I told you someone will buy you no we literally pulled him aside we pulled him aside and we were like Austin is everything all right he like no I'm actually upset speaking of [ __ ] camp and being actually upset you know what I wash a few nights ago what the your [ __ ] camp where we were at the house and we had the cooking competition oh uhuh and everybody was dick riding xqc as he pulled things out of the refrigerator and put them on a plate it was funny and you eviscerated my cooking for like 45 minutes yeah it was trash he literally is like I've had dick in the mouth that tastes better than this horrible trash that's not hard to just just like like eviscerating me up and down literally what did put an ice cream sandwich on a plate sandwi on a PL and he beat me and they let him win I wasn't a judge I was not a judge dick riding I'll be honest with you Shameless get Shameless dick you you were disgrace to culinary you wanted him for a lover host or something I and I got him too yeah I got him on [ __ ] camp this year we're just doing a 24-hour stream where I'm making you all Camp actual Camp perfect that sounds awful speaking of I'm not doing that speaking you'll come H's due for one for I you know I'm going to throw some shade out there what do it lwig did a camping stream I know oh I heard this is there's drama wait is there drama cuz I came to lwig and his uh company brand brand name offbrand offbrand whatever I've for gotten at this point cuz they're trash you know what you know who didn't forget lwig you're incredible idea yes and I went I would love to do an alone camping stream and I'd love to do it with offbrand and he was like that's a great idea and I started is just camping no it's like alone where I'm like in the woods I love it cuz he watched the show the the Survivor show not Survivor but like the other one alone yeah and I was talking to lwig about it and he's like yeah we'll be in you know we were talking to out and then someone got let go and Communications kind of stalled a little bit oh right right right and then I see that floofy headed [ __ ] in the woods does a but I need to defend my boyfriend here of course sure um but I've stolen some stuff from you well um so I imagine I imagine yours is probably more Survivor based knowing you yeah there we go he had like his chat his chat chose like you like he had like he had like a fortune teller come you that yeah he had slime come and read stories with listen I I this he did he did I'm going to be honest I'm playing it up for Content I had no problem with it but [ __ ] but people came into my chat and they were like dude weren't you talking about this camping Tre you should still do yours not yeah no I was trying to produce it with him oh well fire you you want me to produce it I'll produce it yeah I'll produce it actually you know what there you go I'll take that make good for him what do you want you just want this is what I want this is my vision uhhuh tell us I want a camera great set up in the middle of nowhere with some kind of like shed that I can charge it in and then I can go mobile with it are you okay if people come and they switch out the batteries yes okay but it is a subathon and it's a competition against chat okay we're listen to this I have to stay in the woods for as long as the subathon goes dangerous and live off the land oh and if I don't uhhuh I got to give all the money to a streamer I make a bet with Austin hurry make a bet yeah what do you want want all Supply Spirit or something no you the the bet would be if I don't make it right I give all the money to you and the what if way you if I do make it you double the amount oh you're you don't why why not if you if you make it you choose a charity to give if you lose 400,000 oh that's good kind m I mean unless unless you don't want to do that we can cut that part out that's good how about to fly spirit for a year I didn't want to I didn't want to be like yeah [ __ ] you dude it's hard when you're doing things to raise money you're always like the gala it's like oh it has to be for charity the gala gala how about I fly Spirit only Spirit to Los Angeles for a year so you could win like hundreds of thousands of dollars or fly spirit and save okay never mind I I do think that the charity thing is much better now that like I'm over here being like why don't you do and like give me the money or I fly Spirit do you even need it produced if you just used a backpack and brought a [ __ ] ton of batteries no because I want to be out there for like a month okay so you do need a a team to come in and I want to be remote do you want more than a backpack though I I want some kind of like secure station that can survive the elements are you going to kill animals fish so sad right they have families among there's there's different ways you can do this you're going to have to kill a squirrel no I'm not going to kill a squirrel he might you're going have to kill a squirrel I'm going to have to kill a squirrel as a challenge what month would you do this you have to wait until like the fall okay I got the idea we're we're tying it back to the gala you go to the Amazon rang and you have to kill many animals those are like those are like the checkpoints the fashion that's more points yeah that's interesting um I don't have a production team so I'm actually not helpful oh that's so weird we did a shake thing so now you are obligated produ I have a backpack wow so do I it's right there you you know what's funny so do I yeah but that doesn't solve all the problems of being in the woods for a prolong period of time yeah that is hard um I think you just I think you I know what you need it's what the people want okay people want me in the Woods by myself Round the Clock fighting Mother Nature start date and then I can find someone who could do it for a month I think you just need to tell me two months from now uh ends near my birthday so your birthday is the 14th so you want to do August August would be great August that was crazy that you knew that through 30th we talked about earlier still I'm a good friend July cause CA cutie the funny thing is though this yeah if I tap out this might only go like 24 hours right of but knowing me yeah okay August 1st through the 30th I'll talk to some people I might have an idea I think gamifying there's this company that I've heard of that's does really great work uh is it off brand it's offbrand oh that's that's yeah yeah yeah I don't know if I can get a hold of them oh okay well if you tell them the idea they might just roll with it again like I had another brilliant idea by the by the way again this is just content I'm I'm not actually insinuating like will invented camping and you should be pissed I'm pissed for for you speaking of which I did talk to uh bludwig about possibly doing a production so we'll we'll see what happens lck shows up doing a political show tomorrow no no I also talked to lwi about doing yeah I've been talking about buying a production company so you know maybe I'll steal all your business I'm going to call out lewig he owes me a meeting this week and I haven't heard from him boy he'll he's great he does good stuff he'll take it oh yeah he's also a liar pull up love later short this is getting harder to defend I still think you need to do Hank Hank is a great idea Hank is we go with an undercover video crew and we put makeup and Prosthetics on ham we try and get him to blend in at like Down Home Country [ __ ] like a NASCAR R watch this video cutie and cutie and I stole that idea so before we before we get started on this before we get started on this before we get started on this video I need you to understand so much oh he's so handsome he is hot lwig I'd hit went to a Lakers game with his friends we were not invited because we're not friends with lwig he hates us in the Lakers game they had a conversation about how many three-point shots he could shoot from the three-point line just out of nowhere for no reason just you know raw he just goes to basketball court and shoots 10 ra how many can he make I said zero he put it up to a test I mean he put it up on his Twitter as a poll um I think like one to three one on his poll not not that it matters the part that matters is today we were supposed to have blw on the show if you remember yeah I brought this up to you guys we were all very excited for it yep um and she had Michelle Obama coming on we told her unfortunately yeah we had to tell Michelle Obama she can't come on the show was well he he does love Michelle Obama so what ended up happening is what we were supposed to do on my stream today was you know because I've been talking [ __ ] to Lo about this basketball thing he was supposed to come on my stream we were going to go to basketball court and he was going to try it out oh yeah live on camera oh nobody already did it and he [ __ ] canel no he said he was going to do it he was said he was down and then he was going to come on the F on podcast afterwards instead of doing that he did this yeah yeah this YouTuber bet me $100 that I wouldn't be able to make a single three-point shot there's just one problem I don't know how to play basketball but i w a 100 bucks so I took my ass over to Target bought myself a basketball and headed over to a basketball court I started to get a bit nervous as I walked up to the court so I put my Crocs in sport mode and I got ready to shoot and my first shot I did this you have like horrible form like a moonball if I took 10 three-point shots how many do I hit two currently zero this YouTuber bet me 100 every part of this is a lot I was I was sucked in though every part of this was a lie you didn't bet him $100 I didn't bet him $100 oh Noe I would have bet him $1,000 he SEO well I made a bet with lewig recently you guys should stop talking to him did you guys did did you guys hear about this bet uh-uh he came on the NFL draft show and he made a guarantee that the uh New England Patriots would win the AFC East right and he said I'll bet anything what you bet I said please don't tell me it was me 30,000 oh dollar holy [ __ ] Rich to which he backed out oh he [ __ ] it he's not that rich he got scared you know what lwig I hate ter this out here uhhuh he and I are going to go on a date not sure oh I that's not true know he's not here to defend himself so I'm going to have to believe him dinner and a movie the whole n Yards movie well that was Mario Mario mov he brought a blindfold it was going to surprise me uhhuh that's what he said he was going to do and he just didn't show up I flew out here and I like I'm going home now cuz he's standing me up and I just thought I'd say that on the podcast and we can cut this out if you want but I just he keeps playing with the dessert I know you ruined it someone would have eaten that but then you made it so gross you know what let's let's never mind let's move on to the see you next week the last thing I want to say though for the for the sake of the folks with no social awareness this is a bit we're having fun we love blood thank you guys so much you're watching another episode of fear and we're about to go behind the pay wall where Hanan is going to twerk and I'm going to I'm going to give you guys a will be the final ruling on the Italian Hotel story you know what else I want to do what I want to go on this website and make you buy a gay outfit I'm not buying anything you're buying yes you are you're buying it for me we will take the money out of your fear end fund what y God yes [Music] yay outfit and cut most people uh uhh most people people okay excuse me four comments most people voted against you 3% four times it's not even three it's four times wait read the comments read them read them please please bro was fighting for his life I need you to read them he said I will not be respecting the results of this election watch the podcast if you watch the podcast you voted no all the as vot have not watched I've lost faith in the radical left sad here's the deal if you go look at the YouTube comments All everybody who go look at the YouTube comments from the last episode I don't believe it look at the YouTube comments I swear to God look at the YouTube comments go to fear and

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Length: 73min 44sec (4424 seconds)

Published: Tue May 02 2023