What really happened to QTCinderella.. 😦 | Fear&Survival

[Music] ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of the FM podcast where we are mourning the loss of our dear co-host cutie Cinderella that's right she had a horrifying self suck action that's right she she tried to eat her own yeah oh wait [ __ ] we can't say that it's too early wait no okay bleep it out Dem it's going to be demonetized all right she tried to eat her own vagina well okay she was she was the victim of a uh cult suicide packed the Taylor Swift movie premiere that's right we've all seen the clips that's right it's awful horrific scenes scenes of reminisent of Waco Texas yes body strewn everywhere it was wild how happy she was see in her eyes like I've never seen her smile like that right shake it off they actually shook packets of Kool-Aid into their Arsenic and fans hung by their own friendship races that's so sorry yeah it was wild that was crazy it's wild it's like no talking about it in the media no one is talking about it in the media but we're here to report on it yes we are was that too much no no no every time I'm not here you guys talk about how I suck my own dick to death we got yeah but that's that's good clean family fun yeah also how about you stop you know what I mean not fault you [ __ ] like doing it St you keep coming back from Steve Irvin ass what is this I was going to say does it feel like does it feel have you done that before I don't what sucked your own dick I have have you really yeah no way I've talked about it before it feels crazy yeah I've talked about it when I had uh in an earlier episode with myth uh we've both done it it it feels more like you're licking a penis than you are actually getting your dick sucked I I did it once with my teens just to see if I could do it and not to completion either like I it it it requires way more no no no not because I was like scared or whatever I was so horny back then dude I don't give a [ __ ] yeah it was hard it's hard as [ __ ] to just like constantly contort yourself that long um but like I said it because I think it's because like your your your tongue is like closer to yourin Austin's like gay suck your own tick completion idiot he's bullying us [ __ ] chill out bro and we can suck a little dig if we want to we can suck a little dig if we want to gone for 30 seconds and all we can we we spiled into [ __ ] IM we turned into come toown yeah know welcome to the fear on podcast it's great yeah we we talk about self suck a lot important she'll be back next week we're going to be in Las Vegas next next week ladies and gentlemen okay you want to know something that I've been doing okay maybe you guys will like this there's a there's a delicate balance that I've struck okay so I I went through banded Brothers I watched the Pacific now I'm watching Generation Kill which is not as good I I don't think it's as good as the first like three episodes were really bad it started getting really good after the third episode um it was so corny though the writing where when they say like shis it and stuff like that I'm like but you forget that was the 2000 I know I know hold on stuff no Generation Kill is uh Iraq that's the that's the get song generation that's boring War I like World War II so I like that too so here's what I've been doing on the one hand I've been watching uh The Untold History of the United States from Oliver Stone as a documentary it's really really I see it's really good and it makes me very angry at America's war crimes and then even more Angry than you were before even more Angry than I was before and then in order to balance out my anger I go back to World War II in color so I can be like but okay but America was good there I do that I watch World War II in color and then I supplement it with a historic national anthem singing to the Super Bowl oh oh so you're just going in One Direction I I like to balance it out I'm like oh I really hate America and then I have to like level it out I want to feel bad when I'm eating my dessert in bed watching World War II documentaries I want to feel patriotic you are literally a 98-year-old man what do you mean that's I can just picture him with his cat and his robe e chocolate chip cookies with with a little milk on the side I do eat chocolate chip cookies with milk who how can you eat chocolate chip Jeremy Troy don't come in my bedroom I'll be watching World War II DOCs I do I fall asleep to world you sometimes point to like the veterans like oh I serve with that guy I usually yeah I I it's crazy it's crazy to wake up to Blitz Creek it's nuts yeah see him trying to teach the twink of the week about like major World War II moment twink recently that loves World War II does he actually or weird I could he tell I could go in a weird Direction dude wa was some World War away like [ __ ] maybe maybe they there's a lot of Fanboy uh Nazis out there that's crazy that'd be crazy that'd be crazy if I was having sex with a Nazi I don't think I am I hope not that'd be crazy yeah maybe you should check yourself for your Rec I don't know God that's I should just show him World War II and then if he gets really excited the blitz GRE and you're like oh dude what the [ __ ] yeah that's crazy the [ __ ] you can't be excited that that's crazy I didn't even think that could be Nazi it's nuts I should probably make it I should probably evaluate the situation yeah I mean how do I bring it up like put it up no put up the documentary see how excited he gets when Hitler is like [ __ ] screaming how do I talk to him about it do I bring it up I'm starting to think you're a Nazi show him one of Hitler's paintings and be like how do you think this guy has any Talent what if is he good is he any good and if he goes oh yeah think then that's when you know that's when I know he's a Nazi Fair okay good good to know good to know um speaking of which I have something to tell you guys um there's been a couple of Tik Tok Clips recently about me and my every the world has found out of my obsession that I like twinks the world the world has found out I'm so happy this is my moment of Solace that like this is the one that's go ahead the world has found out the world has like it's a state secret yeah it's a state secret okay they found out I've been going out I've G you were keeping it a secret Keeping a Secret like you were definitely Never publicizing Tan Mojo was the was the bridge to the twinks for some reason she was like she unlocked it it was crazy it's going to be documented in history we were okay so I've been going out in West Hollywood recently okay people have been coming up to me at night and they go you're the twink guy they don't even know my name they say you're the twink guy and I'm like I'm Austin they're like you have leveled up from you're living my D if if at some point Buxom women would come up to me and be like you're the tit guy I'd be like I'd tit myself to death you've leveled up they don't even know my name they come up to me and they're like you have you have you like twinks and they're yeah look he's he's positiv either either they say you're the twink guy or you have a podcast and then I'm like do you know Hassan perer and they're like no dude that's what I'm saying he leveled up he leveled up he was the Hassan P's friend and now he's the twink guy he threw that shade on there you're like no who's that oh wait or they'll say oh you that guy from The Young Turks yeah I'm sorry that the weho gays are not invested in what's going on in Gaza okay no it's crazy no they are the the weo Gaz have left me behind he he leveled up and now he just despises us like I don't need you no more just tag alongs for the twink guy no but it's crazy they don't even know my name anymore they just call me the twink guy I love that this podcast is literally your only Outlet to actually put out content so you just use it for Tik Tok Clips I get I get show and you use the Tik Tok Clips so you can get buy I no I don't use it for busy look there there have been a few times where people have approached me and said you're the guy from Tik Tok and then we happen to sleep together but had nothing to do with no I'm kidding I've never slept with anybody that came up to me like that but I could have I could have I didn't though I didn't none of us slept together we didn't none of wait what no none of us slept together what was happening no none of us we we didn't have it's crazy it was a quick suck it's crazy I was talking about you today I was talking about Hassan today I was telling him I was talking to some gay couple and I was like uh they knew you and I was like oh great I said I can't get them out here for more than 30 minutes so I he said because he's like where's Assan I said oh he's covering the Israeli Palestinian cont right now he's very busy um and I told him I couldn't get you out to the gay bar for more than 30 minutes you can't get me out to the gay bar for more than a minute really you can't handle it can you no I just I'm so homophobic you're so people just look at you there they love you I mean he's not the joint guy I want to I almost we should just go and be as [ __ ] as we possibly can just to ruin his day you guys would own me at the gay bar yeah of course we used to go you used to go we stopped going for that reason did you go for attention we owned too hard if if if I went hard enough you'd be the twink guy and I'd be the twink man oh yeah they they would you would hate it because no one would pay attention to you no I'm leveling up I'm learning more about gay culture I've gone to more bars than gay than the ABY I've been meeting I've been meeting I've been meeting old gays I got invited to a yacht today that was cool oh yeah I somebody bought me a drink oh my God I was living I was living crazy old gay or an older gay and he bought me a drink he asked to eat my ass it was crazy it was awesome he slid that in there it was crazy I turned him down but I but look you know what you he went you went yes to the sex on the beach no to the assho exactly exactly yeah so you [ __ ] him but not had your a drink a drink I got a drink I got a free drink but no I got I gotta for yes to the Mojito no to the analangus yeah exactly no but it was a great day I had a great day I drank I'm a little tipsy to be honest with you you have a problem I I he just comes into LA to live you know what I'm okay with it now thank you he doesn't even yo back in the day when when Austin would enter the premises of Los Angeles he'd like at least let me know now he's just like I don't even know if Austin's here or notan text me this morning he's like is Austin even here well I was like I've been here for three days since since the events of shower gate I think uh your relationship has changed wait what's oh yeah God stopped you from s those for those of you who don't know about shower gate hanan's facilities are they're not up to code let's just let me know that's insane yeah they're not up to code I can't believe we trying to like rewrite history his his shower is like the uh is like the equivalent of like erectile dysfunction for shower I'm okay the SLS has powerful showers okay it's it's call out time uh oh uh oh oh uh oh apparently did he did he bring a building inspector to check this apparently no no no no this is a this is more this is just for you this is on you apparently someone here sometimes uh has a tendency to ship twinks around Oh Ship twinks yeah ship twinks around thebody we talk Marsh is this you this just you I don't know I'm not I'm not going to point any fingers at anybody about are you TR twinks yeah that's crazy and and and worst of all not first class okay okay that's explain yourself I hear you've been flying your busy economy no I have been look I have flown a couple of men out okay and by a couple I mean go ahead tell tell us they're tiny so it doesn't matter they they fit perfectly in the they compact I've been flying some BO look I've had some guys that I've met and they live in different parts of the country and and I want to be in Los Angeles and so I've flown them out to Los Angeles you are getting gayer by the second and I and I have flown them and and H is upset at me cuz I've flown them coach that's insane what you think it's insane you can't [ __ ] them and then you know have sex with them after wait are you wait wait wait so you think it's wrong of me to look I upgrade them to a preferred seat when wait what about what about if you're on the same flight oh then we're both both flying first oh okay okay if we're on the same flly I would never fly separately for them when they fly with that's the Austin I'll see you when we land yeah no when we this is my don't worry I'll send some crudes no so here's my deal unless we're dating unless we're like in an official relationship yeah I'm not going to fly you first class unless you're with me when we're dating and you're my boyfriend you're that's all you do is you fly first class okay but until that point he's farming us again I know this is a Tik Tok every time he talk TI Tock clip and all the gays are going to go a every time he speaks I see him like this okay I'm like Tick Tock is subtitles going to look in vertical subtitles right underneath him you need quiet I need the context for the yeah for the clip so no but but I I fly them coach and but I do buy a preferred seat aisle seats okay and if they're flying a red eye it's Comfort okay 100% oh so you upgrade for the red eye I do I do but you know what you know what I think you don't want that busy tainted no I'll be honest with you I think I'm gonna start fly you think I should be flying them first class I need your opinion on this I have no opinion on okay I I mean sure yes you should fly them look and these are and these are friends I want I want want to let the record show that I have always been a defender of bottoms oh you're a bottom right I'm a bottoms right activist are a bottom right activist yeah and and I'm I'm saying this yes all bottoms deserve to fly first class they is very until they put up they put up with too much they put up with so much are you saying that like the the the bottom rights Coalition is the B have they called me oh B bottom activist have they called me out for what I my actions has there been a call out for my actions I've not I have not talked to the union well they're talking about collective bargaining really really so that's yeah they're going to shut you off are they negotiating first class in contct they're going to shut you off like Dearborn Michigan plant that's crazy that's crazy no but look I I think here's the deal I think that's I think that's a reasonable thing because I don't want to give too much right like I think I think that I think that like until you get to know somebody I don't think that I don't want to wait why are you flying people that you don't know no no I know them believe me we met a few times but look I I like look I meet I'm very particular I I have certain types of people that I like and and then these people are very look chemistry chemistry yeah right you think it's wrong for me to do this is this wrong look you're you're doing politics I wait why why do you say I'm getting gayer by the second is this a very gay thing to do is to fly somebody in I mean I feel like this is this is you're becoming more gay I also fly myself in so it's not like I'm it's not like you know what I mean what does that mean what does that mean what well like I'm flying my like I'm flying too so it's like it's not as bad when we're both flying right we're both flying hey we had a very successful uh episode of name your price speaking of which that's what we have to do ladies and gentlemen I've got a special announcement to make actually on this podcast that's right folks will and I have been traveling we've been doing a great show called I'm not one of his bottoms I'm not I didn't fly willing yeah he flew me in steering he duct taped me to the bottom of the plane yeah if they're straight it's STW make it they're on they're flying standby um no will and I been doing a show called name your priz which is PR which is a fabulous show that's been on tour and I have to announce folks that we've got a great show coming up in Long Beach California wow on November 11th that is including the entire cast of fear and Hassan [ __ ] will nef wait what Austin show cutie Cinderella November 11th Long Beach California it's going to be great nyp live.com we're putting the tickets in there you you told me you were going to do the show oh you told me you're going to the show I didn't know about that okay he's going to be on the show he's also going to be in Vegas at twitchcon we're doing the show at twitchcon Hassan perer uh uh I think I haven't announced the cat but but but on the show at in Long Beach Hassan [ __ ] lwig nmp L and Carl Jacobs all together it's a stack cerella I would love to do a fan podcast live at n.com tickets are on sale right now tickets as low as $20 if I could give them away I could folks but you know somebody's got to make some cash and if you buy those VIP tickets Hassan biker is personally sucking off everyone of that's right that's right yeah and will nef is doing a [ __ ] a fan contest wait [ __ ] a fan contest we're just we're just piping we're just piping all of you no tickets nyp live.com seriously come see us we're going to have a great time in no Long Beach nov we're giving away sauce at our meet and greet yeah we are we are will NE sauce is being given away this is I've I've almost finished Austin's sauce that he left behind as well wait wait I left that behind do you have any more for me uh uh uh no uh no no because my heart was shattered you left you remember the diet tribe you went on I'm going to check this as a bag I'm going to check the sauce as a bag well look I knew he was going to not do that oh I knew look I'll be honest with you I looked at the sauce I'm like [ __ ] I can't check that as a bag yeah it was a lot it was like it was unopened it was going to burst it was going to burst over my toiletries it was unopened no it was open it was open it was delicious hot sauce though I'm telling you it was delicious you don't deserve it don't worry about it we're going to we're going to give away lot bottles I'm excited about do you know that our meet and greet sold out because they're free in 30 oh yeah twitchcon the the willf Austin Show featuring Hassan perer meet it always it always holds up quick yeah it's it's crazy the Austin that's fast fast that's wild it's cuz Austin's on it yeah it's my ti to Clips I want to say I want to say once again I'm featuring will I'm so fortunate I'm so fortunate that Austin was like Hass I'll let you be on my meeting that's right that's right it's actually called twink guy meet and greet with special guests and then we're not actually named yeah we're the shadow outline like name that Pokemon that's right that's right the twink guy meet and greet featuring you're welcome I I it's a privilege to meet my fans and I hope you guys he's talking about us a guy privilege to meet my fans I can't wait twitchcon is gonna be great we're gonna have a good time at twitchcon or what I think twitchcon will be fun last time we were at twitchcon uh you didn't go door's unlocked I'm very happy I didn't go you didn't go Hass and I went and almost got killed in a tragic golf cart accident that is still crazy [ __ ] I forgot about that [ __ ] dude broke your ribs bro I tragically almost shattered my I did was I I suffered a severe finger injury dude that was the worst part about it can you you know how was the how was the recovery from the trauma of that well I I I every time I uh every time I see a golf cart I Collapse into the field position that's that was really it must have been really hard for you to have it was incredible and I just I to have to keep constantly asking for more uh the the finger Band-Aid that you put on that was a pain in the ass to make sure that everybody knew that your finger was [ __ ] up no disrespect you didn't have to wrap your ribs okay true they were broken true he didn't have to sit there and rap [ __ ] rib I had to do a [ __ ] every time you point you're like I do a [ __ ] meeting gr where I like hugged 1,000 fans with a broken rib immediately after that was noble and then and then I went to my hotel room and I slept for the rest of the entire like for the rest of the day until the next morning it selfish of you by the way there were devastated fans that couldn't meet you that day no that's not true I met every single fan no yeah there's a bunch of photos of Assan like this yeah I was like wincing yeah no it it was you you were he was in a lot of pain cuz I crushed him yeah I'm going to try and not yeah I'm going to try and not [ __ ] die this time I hope tensions are very high so we'll see we'll be good you have your own private security guard I've got one too I've stolen him a little bit no I'm I'm using him as well everybody's coming after me I'm the twink guy now America's Most Wanted he's going to he's going to be like he's going to take my security guard away because he like wants to have a security guard and then some dude is going to assassinate me for like raising funds for Palestinian children you're be I'm just gonna get [ __ ] killed because Austin was like oh come on come on cuz I was getting a security guard for the aesthetic yeah come on you don't need it you don't need the security guard you're a big guy you're a big guy no I I don't have my own private security guard at twitchcon I don't we we all have one if we need one I just get I'm just they call me they call us us three and cutie a swarm risk yeah Bas people come up to especially during name your price it's Saturday at 2 PR at 500 p.m. Eastern at twitchcon with Assan perer among other guests including germa George not found in Pokemon and will nef wait you just leaked it oh I did I'll by the time I'll announce it Tuesday they can get a pre- leak I'll announce it this is a preak [ __ ] twitchcon show up buy your tick deck that's a stacked deck baby it's a stack deck you like that like show oh the show is really stack this show is going to be incredible too it's going to be awesome be a big show it's a really big I forgot about that bit that we used to do and I totally blew over it in Miami yeah I kept trying to get you to do it yeah and you're like really Big Show and I was like yep all right on [ __ ] idiot oh man hey it's our first time back it's our first time back it was good we what else you guys have going on you guys got anything new yeah what's going on in your life I'm trying to think about something that's not gay that I can speak about there is literally nothing that has happened in my life over the course of the past seven days that is not directly related to Israel Palestine so light light conversation that's all I've been doing is is nonstop that's what I've been doing but Hey listen there's one positive out of all of this we've raised more than $600,000 and in uh 2 days that's aming multiple Palestinian Aid uh Charities so that's pretty I mean you're gunning for what's your goal million or more his original goal was 250,000 so Christ that's crazy yeah we blew past that first day I saw somebody respond just brain dead just being like wow millionaire raising money interesting that crazy it's like socialism means broke and you can't raise money it's crazy it's just it's unbelievable well better that than the classic like oh you're funding Hamas oh that's crazy Hamas saabi yeah is what I've been getting Hamas that is crazy why am I laughing at that that's awful I mean it's funny good word play I think I think it's funny I think it's funny as well but it's like am I am I dense like am I crazy like there's like [ __ ] out there who would just straight up say that like I support terrorism like I mean it's crazy a little bit racist I think hopefully as long as nobody like tries to kill me for it it's fine whatever you know you know anyway light stuff yeah light Stu finally culmination of months of endless harassment oh and uh slud shaming I have no idea where this is going o nude calendar uh no Dylan danis and Logan Paul faced off uh they were the undercard right I think KSI fought some who do you it was a k event but yeah that's crazy thei fought uh uh Fury's brother oh did he oh did he get whooped up no actually he should have won the fight because uh Fury got a point deduction in a six round fight and it looked pretty even in which case person who got the point deduction should win but KSI lost in a decision which was really that's crazy KSI could hold his own against Tyson Fury well KSI implemented one of the strangest boxing techniques I've ever seen where he kept his hands at his side and he was like doing jumping jacks a and he would like he would just immediately clinch and for whatever reason they just refused to call a um a stalling warning or anything like that and so the I would say there were more clinches than punches thrown in that fight oh so it wasn't that wasn't fun and the Logan Paul one I heard was not fun at all Logan Paul one Dylan Dylan danis threw eight successful punches in the entire fight did he did he get clobbered I didn't watch a single thing eight that's insane did he get clobbered at the end or no uh in I think it was in the third or fourth round he was in the corner and uh I mean he was just doing like a Philly shell the entire time he was just basically like totally locked up but I mean Paul was just unloading so I mean he he [ __ ] him up pretty good he didn't drop him because he was basically just in a shell the entire fight so Logan Paul [ __ ] him up Logan Paul [ __ ] that makes me sad this is a victory for women as much as as much as I despise Logan Paul in general I really want him to [ __ ] do some damage I I think I think Dylan danis got dealt with in such a here's here's the thing everybody watching the fight I think fights are always colored by the commentator right in football in in any sport if the commentator is like really hammering a narrative the audience starts to believe that narrative and the commentator in the fight was like this is an absolute embarrassment to boxing Dylan danis possibly the worst piece of [ __ ] I've ever seen R he hasn't thrown a punch in fact you know it's like he's thrown more punches at Logan Paul security than he has at Logan Paul and absolute disgrace he deserves it he deserves he doesn't deserve the purse that he's going to get he deserves the rual I don't know if he's going to get the well first of all he said he would give the purse to Logan Paul if he lost I don't think he's going to do that but I think I think his purse is going to be I don't know if there's a rule on this you'd have to look at up I don't care enough but he got disqualified he tried to he tried to do a double Leg Takedown of Logan Paul in the last round and Logan Paul is a wrestler like I know everybody's like d danis you know but Logan Paul was a wrestler so he didn't even get close to taking him down and he was disqualified in like the last second so everybody I think who bet on Dylan danis losing by decision lost that bet to like in their actual betting thing because it was ended by disqualification he ended by he ended by disqualifications with like with like two seconds left in the fight if that so he such a any off all the gambling addicts oh dude he I mean he deserves all of the [ __ ] worst [ __ ] I'm going to be honest like's a p I have no idea I didn't care enough about the fight it's got it's got to be a lot what is a p oh that's what you're paid to fight oh Dylan danis is the perfect representation of why like you can't you can't even lend a platform to scum [ __ ] you know what I mean like he had nothing he was a [ __ ] loser everybody knew him as a loser he tried to get disqualified before the fight he hit yeah he uh he hit Logan Paul in the face with a mic he cut his face yeah that's crazy he tried to get disqualified absolutely he didn't want to fight that fight damn yeah he's just a he's this this is all he's got it God you know oh man I could never I did I did want to see him get [ __ ] pummeled though he he he he got pummeled okay I might watch it now I might watch it cuz I was just like I don't even like Logan Paul but I was just like dude you are such a piece of [ __ ] like oh my God yeah will I want to see you fight me yeah I want to see you fight I guess I'd fight will you would kill anybody I don't know about that you would will it be very sad for that these boys are Juiced up man I got to get on the sauce yeah will you would murder whoever that was dude but imagine if you also got Juiced up I got Juiced up that'd be sick You' have that dog in you will I'd have that dog in me will so good I hate that I hate it I hate how like peeled he is like his shoulders he's got Dwight Howard shoulders like you can see the [ __ ] front indentation it's just nuts it looks sexy I'll be I'll give it to him I [ __ ] hate that did you hear about Dwight Howard's diet at the peak of his career he revealed his diet it's the most insane thing I've ever heard no eat 25 candy bars a day Jesus respect delicious that's a decent insane that's an awesome amount of candy bars that that's insane I like that oh man I love candy bars 25 though 25 is a lot your mouth would fall apart I feel like what kind of candy bar you're speaking to someone who has eaten so many cookies that like I was in pain like I've had I've had a sugar hangover I've had a sugar hangover back in the past and also I've had so much sweet stuff that like my mouth hurts yeah yeah I didn't I can't I feel like 25 candy bars would do that to me yeah what did he say twink guy can't relate to this I just he said I can't relate to this I I actually I start to get a little sick to my stomach after a cookie or two two cookies one and a half I had somebody delivered me chocolate chip cookies before I came down to La I warmed one up I had one and then I put the rest in the fridge they're delicious though call yourself the Epler right now look they were delicious sometimes I wonder how we're friends I I love it I actually I I ride so hard you know what it is we are on opposite parts of the planet we we don't hang out really we need to hang out okay I was just kidding God damn actually though just [ __ ] came at me actually though Austin's right yeah we don't hang out enough hang out with us yeah what are you what do you when are you going to come to the ABY with you know what you know what being friends with you is like sometimes though me it's like being friends with the gay version of Larry David I love it it's some of your stories are so funny and they're like so oh I have a new story but [ __ ] awestin please give me one no no please well I met this girl on a flight a month ago she worked at Nike beautiful gorgeous we had the best time we drank the whole flight this is two months ago and it's crazy because I don't get recognized that much but for some reason for some reason this particular flight I was recognized like four different times sure so I looked like a mega star so like she she didn't know who I was so like I was sitting down somebody came on the plane oh my God aome show I was like ah this doesn't happen that often it baggage claim three or four separate times whatever okay fast forward to uh a couple days ago I get on the plane I look at my seat right next to it she's like shut up it's her again again we had the best time drank whatever just a small world it's short story there's no payoff at all but it's just I just saw the same girl twice is that crazy did you use that story as a vehicle to tell us how many times you had been recognized but I getting recognized more I'm in awe that was your story that was a vehicle to let us know how often he's being recognized dude there's no there's no story where like the the cool interesting details are are front loaded where's the conclusion uh I helped her with her bags when we landed she that's insane she moved to Los Angeles I was helping her with her bags this is this is Larry David oh my God I I had I had a great time with her it was it was wonderful but I don't get I get recognized more for this podcast than anything else these days do you as well yeah I wonder why Austin because you don't make content that's not this podcast we got name your prize NY once like every two months once every a lot of this in the next couple months a lot okay yeah yeah Fair okay what is it like being my friend Hassan come on tell me no it's great it's awesome you like it okay I you guys are the best you don't come out enough I don't I don't we need to do more boys days we we need to do a boys trip the thing is like I do stuff that's not you know on stream and it's always like boring [ __ ] but it's early morning it's like 7 a.m. 7 a.m. workout session you can you can bet that I'm going to be there by then uh also yeah yo will you want to join me I'm going to eat a lot of fiber and then [ __ ] work out the sun comes up I'm sick dude so I do that and then and then you know I play basketball at night sometimes and also in the mornings it's crazy you go to bed at 8:00 somehow you you've become old men on opposite sides of the spectrum yeah yeah but I I go out and party till I was out last night till 11 like 1 or two in the morning yeah he's like an old gay yeah yeah you're you're like an old gay is do old gays go out [ __ ] yeah what I love old gays can I just what you mean do old gays go out look around when you go out can I just say something old gay men are so wonderful they fought so hard for the rights of men like myself to be able to they survived yeah they survived they no seriously like I think it it's it younger gay men need to appreciate older gay men they PVE they paved the way for us every and I love hanging out with them they've got a lot of wisdom um and they're a lot of fun too um so I love I love hanging out with old gay men I really next next podcast he's goingon to come back he's be like I'm the old gay guy now old gays love me I've started a war between the twinks and the old gays oh God that's true oh I did mean would you would you [ __ ] a old gay look I look we all have types press conference this is press conference you know ahead you know what I don't see age okay have you [ __ ] who's the how old is the oldest man you've ever [ __ ] 26 so literally not older than younger than you is the oldest person you've ever had sex he's younger than you by multiple years I think I may have youer younger than you by multiple years I think I may have like hooked up with somebody that was like 27 still younger than you by multiple years a couple years a year give or take depending depending on how you're chin is New Year all right are we doing a boys trip yeah where do you want to go boys trip to Japan Las Vegas next weekend are we going out we going out in Vegas are we going to go out in Vegas I'm just going to [ __ ] gamble my face off oh [ __ ] yeah you don't he doesn't give a [ __ ] about gamble [ __ ] wait what no I when I go to Vegas I I ball out how much how much do you spend can you give me some money when I go to Vegas when's the last time you went to Vegas uh like a couple months ago what I went with my family I took my mom and my brother but I think it was like might have been a year at this point I forgot uh it's been a while but yeah when I go I because I get like like the the concierge [ __ ] and I that's the only place where I have points actually I'm a uh what do I have I have like a gold membership at this point I'm trying to get that you that do you use that a B for mg well I don't actually use like I don't really care about the membership uh perks as much as like I see it as a justification for all the free [ __ ] I get yeah cuz like I have a I have a host so when I when I go out and I I gamble and stuff like I I see it as like this is how much money I would have spent if I got this Penthouse and and everything where I had to pay for it and then I just gambled at you just gambled that amount or I I how much you would you see you gamble in a weekend or do you not want to last time I did that I thought because it was a big trip with my whole family and they gave us like this Penthouse and everything right and I was like okay I have I'm going to put $10,000 I'm going to get $10,000 worth of entertainment uh it's all free all the food is [ __ ] comped and everything else so I'll do $10,000 worth of gambling did you win I didn't lose it like I lost and then I won it back okay so then it like didn't I mean but it doesn't matter because points still accumulate if you're sitting at the table so $10,000 that's a good weekend $10,000 God you are the fastest pisser I've ever seen I got a really heavy PSI that's crazy that's it that's a genetic thing you missed it you I I was talking about he took 10,000 out for gambling for a weekend in Vegas you know what I do I take I I the way I see it is like however much I'm getting in for free from the hotel I I say I'm going to gamble that amount I gamble I gamble an amount of money that I just know I I I go to I I take an amount of money where it's just too little to even want to get up from the table and cash it out so I just know I'm going to lose it I don't gamble much money I just play I just play craps till I'm drunk how I pull out 200 bucks I like I mean I play Blackjack that's like the only thing I enjoy enjoy playing i' like to go I'd like to go bet on the ponies oo let's go bet on some horses let's go let's get you're a horse girl I'm down I bet you're pics would be good you could like you know look at their junk and tell me who's faster what no I I don't know true the bigger the horse the bigger the [ __ ] on the horse the faster the I don't know he's a horse girl he tell you no I how how much do yes they're called Phillies are there female horses are you for real right now no I know they're female horses like do they watch female horse races as much as the male hor female horses participate in the horse races and they're called Phillies do they are they as fast as the male horses I I don't know I I don't know probably this is very are you trying to be sexist to like horses what's going on I'm genuinely curious that's so insane no I'm genuinely curious you are literally gay because you're misogynistic no is this a misogynistic take I'm just genuinely curious my man my man biolog difference can the female horses Drive what the [ __ ] my man's about to start talking about how like we got to stop these female horses from participating we have to get more female horses in stem nobody nobody loves female horses more they're beautiful and they're natur natural they're beautiful I love a female horse yeah power to the female horses right nothing female horse bosses I love female horses I'm just generally curious because with male and female yes right if you were to put a male on a female in a race I mean sometimes the men will win right right sometimes the men will how many times Phillies Phillies have won major races I don't know what the odds are I'm just curious what the genetic situation is yeah why do you care why do you care about it why do you care about it so much it doesn't matter to me I love women more than anybody else it seems like it seems like you're saying women are nobody has been more of an advocate for you know that statistically though gay horses are faster really no but I knew you'd buy that really I'd be curious if there were some what horse is not gay all animals are gay as [ __ ] yeah that's that's what I'm saying that's why that's why I think we're all gay okay you like we we here are all gay we're just suppressing it you are because like in the animal King they're [ __ ] you made a good point they're [ __ ] everybody in the animal king that's true it's crazy yeah do they like get their were you about to say they pierce their gay ear like the gay horses that's what you were going to say stop drinking before they they only they only shoe their left foot so they have like a a gay horse walk yeah they're sassy n look at the gate on that gay horse oh God there's something wrong with you I I'm having so much fun today this a fun one I'm having a yeah finally now the [ __ ] Cutie's not here Jesus Christ what on in your life yeah uh dude there's literally nothing going on in my life oh I me I I am probably going to I'm Pro I [ __ ] feel it's like painful saying it even are you okay physically I might give away uh KA for two weeks or three weeks depending on the training wait you sending her to boot camp yeah did boot camp oh no he's such a good dog and he's sending her away that is so crazy how abusive yeah I don't know if he'd do it if it was a male dog I truly don't it's cuz she's a fale he's sending her to do it call her call her call her what she is a [ __ ] yeah yeah I knew it my [ __ ] you got Hate in Your Heart I do wait is he sending to a female do why why you doing this she's so well behaved I know but there's I want her to be like I want her to be like perfectly trained but she's goofy if I were to have she's a goofy gr goober girl yeah yeah but I want her well she'll still be goofy I want her to be able to uh walk with a leash everywhere I go I want her to have perfect recall that sort of stuff and that takes like intensive training I don't have enough time she be a police dog she going be a police dog goofy goobster that's what I would want I want a police dog why what if I were to have a dog you want a dog with PTSD no I want a dog that's a killer If somebody walks into my house you want a racist ass dog no not a racist I want White Fang yeah I just want people to know I've got cats and they don't do [ __ ] they just purr and eat food and they won't even drink their water if it's not fresh I need a oh my God your cats are you my cats are my cats are so prissy yeah like I have to cat can I tell you what I have to do for my cats I left them for a couple days and I did have a cat sitter but I left them for a couple days and my cat refuses to drink out of Still Water like water that's sitting he has to have running water so I have to leave a sink on over the weekend for my cat to drink out of no Austin no no what is your water bill no it's it's like in a dribble aw it's a dri that is hundreds of gallons no it's just a dri it's just a that is hundreds of gallons it's not like it's on constantly over a weekend a dribble over a weekend it's dropping drip drip drip that drip you know his ass cranks it too it it would cost less to have someone come and turn the faucet on let your cat drink you know cats are on their own schedule drip drip drip drip he gets they they have devices that Circ for those of you that are going to criticize me for this move why watch what you want my cat to die of thirst they dude they have those water pumps yes I know I had a I had a fresh water filter it broke this is a temporary solution do you think your cat will die before it drinks so water that's not true I don't know he had some kidney issues and I had we had to take him to the vet that's so crazy they said he needed to your cat is like like no Aquafina his cat would rather die than drink water that's been left out guys but seriously it's it's crazy because he won't he won't do it he will get he will not do it he's he's cuz I watch him when I'm at home and I don't do the faucet thing when I'm at home because I can watch him and make sure he doesn't die and I watch him around the house and he's drinking out of toilets he's drinking out of faucets when I turn them on and he's just he drinks out of toilets yeah he drinks out of to for some reason just leave the toilet that's a good point but I was I'm always afraid he's going to fall in and drown or something I'm just a little scared about it so I don't know he can't swim fall in and drowned in a toilet at that point is natural selection dog you got to got to let that cat Go frost that is 6 Ines of water you never know you never know you think your cat's going to die in the toilet I've heard of cats dying in toilets what if he gets trapped what if the other cat closes the lid on him mer is freaks like that I swear you're the G gay Larry David do crazy do do they hate each other no they get along they cuddle a lot of times okay so then they wouldn't murder one another why would Mur yeah but they they may do it on accident I don't know I've I've been I've been scarred is it bad for the environment to do that cuz it recycles water hundreds of gallons a lot of water that you're wasting drip drip over the course of a weekend you couldn't even fill in a gallon jug in a weekend you want to experiment I want to I want to let everybody know it's been never for more than 24 hours okay just for anybody that wants to cancel me for dripping no it's over some P activist are going to [ __ ] show no one's going to cancel you for wasted water because I mean we [ __ ] wa no but but it recycles I've got it it goes into the sink and then it evaporates back you don't have a thing that's not a thing that have it evaporates back into the atmosphere it gets recycled and then drips back into my cat's mouth and then they pee it out and then into their cat box and I throw it back into my cat we now know who would die first in the apocalypse oh yeah yeah we that before yeah yeah Austin's cat would die first in the apocalypse cuz it wouldn't drink still water I mean look my look I I I I I would die in The Apocalypse yes and then your cat would die I I can't face much adversity no no I your mom was telling me how she went camping recently she hated it I also hate camping I hate camping too oh do you like camping Will likes camping I could never do it I just see no point me can I ask you a real question sure ever actually been camping uh yes Washington State when been a few years I feel like you can poke holes in this story where I don't remember sleeping in a I guess I slept I slept in a tent how old was I probably 23 I was in my 20s yeah we we we we camped I are you not anymore I'm still in my 20s no I legit am in my 20s there that's not a lie for a little bit longer how much longer uh about a year and a month oh oh about a year and a month year and a month you know what [ __ ] it I'm not I'm not ashamed of my age I'm really is that why you're I'm soon to be 29 years old yeah wow yeah 29y old and you know what I so you're being truthful I'm being truthful I think we should do a fear and camping trip [ __ ] no I I'm going to be honest I will say yes to it but I just know I will have to do everything like drugs no like set the tent up Start the Fire I I know how to do all that I've done it I I did a I did one of those uh Wilderness survival camps that like parents send their uh misbehaving Mormon children to not real yeah my parents you the lone Islamic kid at a at a Mormon survival no literally my parents didn't know what it was my mom thought it was like fun and she sent it to me and I almost died wait like da killed you your beliefs no it wasn't all Mor jph Smith uh it's called like will [ __ ] what was it is like Wilderness training or something but it was like uh run by some like [ __ ] former military guy who's insane 21 days out in the [ __ ] Wilderness every night you're sleeping in a tent you're tra you're you're you know rock climbing you set up your own tent you carry your own [ __ ] uh you carry everything around basically you camped yeah for 21 days straight and should do a vlog it was awful it was so awful that it just like I never want to do that again did you did you uh catch and kill any fish uh I did not cuz I don't eat fish uh do we fish I can't remember but we did a lot of kayaking we did a lot of canoeing uh we you dress any small animals uh no we didn't dress any small animals but like I know how to do like the basic stuff like a bear bag and stuff you think you got to sling over [ __ ] okay like I've done all of it dude the other thing okay hang on hang on bear bag is take a guess a bear bag Big Bear bag is a big Burly man I feel like if I'm guessing what a bear bag is something Wilderness related it's a bag to repel Bears okay how does it work how does it work uh you it attracts bears away from you you hang it up in a tree okay and bears will go to it instead of going inside of your tent remarkably that is closer than You' think so when you camp my dad was a camper Bears can smell food for like extreme distance you're you're do from and you getting you're hang up in a thats if you have even like a granola bar which this [ __ ] would he'd be like oh just I'll have a chocolate cookie I have to have it he'd be snacking down on CR and he' be like this doesn't attract bears right they don't like veggies yeah and then some [ __ ] bear comes in I do like a midnight snack that's what I mean he's going to have a cookie we would die because of Austin's cookies 100% I'm getting mauled to death he's like it was only one one and a half yeah I like I he leaves the other half too outside the tent like I don't want to eat this it's too much I want to be tempted yeah it's too much I like to eat in bed yeah that's what I mean do you like to eat like meal I like to eat I love to eat in bed as well I'm a fan of I like I like to have and my I have to be watching the perfect thing up in bed 100% like to have my little towel over me to make sure I don't spill anything and yeah I I am fully in agreement there yeah but yeah as far as camping goes um what else like I I know how to [ __ ] you know I I had the [ __ ] in the wilderness like I had to literally we didn't for 21 days I had to [ __ ] you're acting like I've never been camping no no no not like because many people camp at campsites and there's like a public you camp you have to dig a ditch [ __ ] in it I've [ __ ] out did you do that no you have to bring it I've done it before we have a little [ __ ] uh shovel like a hand shovel what happened you open up a hole you [ __ ] in it and then we it was leave no tray so we had to use leaves to wipe our asses when I was in high school I got locked out of my house and I had to [ __ ] so bad but I was able to get in my garage where we had our toilet paper and I went in my backyard and I took a [ __ ] in my backyard in the grass in the grass where my dog [ __ ] did you blame it on the dog no no did you pick it up I didn't tell anybody wait so you just left the [ __ ] there what was I supposed to do with you left your [ __ ] in the SAR you are G gay Larry David man that's unbelievable you sh in your backyard and he took the secret to your grave wait so your dad like what if he just walks out and steps on it I don't know he's like I think there's something wrong with the dog there's cookie dust all over this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you didn't pick it up in a bag what was I supposed to do with the [ __ ] pick it up and throw it out I was responsible for scooping poop and I took care of it no you didn't you left that poop you left the poopy out there it seems I I'm crying yeah that's insane well I mean I guess we should do a camping stream I think what about me sending me into like very uncomfortable situations like dirty jobs you would get over that after one episode you think so yeah if it was popular I'd do it no but I I don't think I'd be able to deal with that that's what I think I think like we're over there trying to [ __ ] man the Ford and Austin just complaining nonstop he's like trying to he's like trying to do a Snapchat heat map for himself to see if there's any twinks around he's like I feel like if we did that show it would just end up with me doing the dirty job and you guys being like good work I going to say I I I actually think Hassan and I are very similar with the like he tries to make me seem like I'm okay so I will say this Hass canot do dirty J I've have gone on the record as you may or may not know I watch a lot of survival shows yes and people always ask me you two did you guys make good survivors yeah and I always go on the record saying absolutely [ __ ] no disastrous both of us would be disastrous no I can I can adapt there's no way I mean I know all the [ __ ] things that I need to do if if if if we were like just don't prefer it just to break it down to like physical capabilities you would throw out your back or some [ __ ] [ __ ] no blow a knee out no shot 100% I mean I would be like if I had to do survive I would be able to do it if I had to wouldn't like it I am a firm believer that I uh the reason why I don't do this kind of stuff is not because I can't do it it's because I just don't choose to I I like to be comfortable but if I was put in that circumstance I would I'd be fine okay 100% okay what's the number one skill you think you'd bring to survival situation both of you guys be I'm terrible like my [Music] intelligence I'm terrible like my in like my intelligence is not very like I'm I'm just not very I don't have a lot of common sense sure sure sure if I were to I don't have a lot of common sense in a survival situation sure sure I would be able to pleasure The Troop what you just what like I would go I would give everybody [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I would [ __ ] everybody in thee on the I cannot believe your number one survival skill is also your way to fall back and make money remember when I was like how would you guys make money if you didn't stream and a was like oh I'd blow people and I'm like how what's your number one surv skill aie goes oh I'd blow people if I had to survive I just start think about it this way think about it this way who who's going to kill the the guy that's sucking the everybody's off seriously if you're on an island and you can suck dick he said he has a hungry mouth dude seriously there's no way you're going to die right there's no way you're going to die that's one of that's one of the that's one of the uh human uh whatever the [ __ ] necess needs M's hierarchy's hierarchy of needs is getting how are you going to compete with that I'm telling you it's actually very intelligent a sloppy toppy that's one of the one of the needs that's right what do what would your survival skill be I know I mean I know all the I know all the basics that's it so I don't know what I I don't know what I would bring to the table that's like different than anybody else I'd be able to fly a plane if we were about to crash like if a Pilots died I could land a plane it's true like I like I'm not even kidding no I believe you give us something I I have nothing give us something all I do is this bro I'd [ __ ] talk the bear to death the bear the bear showed up at the camp I I have okay I've talked about this before but I have this this insane belief and I know it's not normal and and I know it's not correct like where this is going I have this insane belief that if I saw a bear in the wild we'd chill like we would vibe I feel like the bear would pick up on my My Vibes and would be like that's a chill guy like it's fine is this something you think about a lot yes 100% you just be able to I mean that's a skill if you think you can I think I could I think I could Vibe out a bear and then if a bear came up and was like hungry because the Bear's like where the cookies at the other survival gu is like trying to make himself look big and make noises you're like no let me just Vibe yeah I'd be like what's up bear I'm a big guy you're big you know what's good and we would vibe we would [ __ ] Vibe the bear would be like you're chill as [ __ ] survival experts like let him cook yeah you don't have to do that you don't have to get big just [ __ ] chill oh man oh then yeah then all right perfect you'll you'll you'll chill with the bear I'll suck everybody off and we'll do everything else we are going to die yeah I mean I don't know I [ __ ] lug a lot of [ __ ] I guess that's what I can do it's crazy cuz I'm I can't even never mind I can't I'm not even good at sucking dick I don't know why I'm not even good at it I'm just not even good at it I don't even know why I would fell into that so funny if you were the dick suck guy in a survival situation and they killed you because you were just bad at sucking dick bro you this dick suck guy is horrible I'm just not that good he keep checking grinder halfway through his my BJ I don't like it I don't enjoy it as he's raking it dude he's putting too much oh all T raking it is that what you that's a frat guy thing 100% you got that's a frat guy term bro she was raking it dude 100 it was not I me you learned that you to that's a frat thing I don't think so I think I you got that from college I cannot confirm or deny that is the first place I heard that could be likely that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a straight frat boy she was raking it 100% and on that note yeah we are going to disappear pay behind the pay wall that is correct we are at a full hour aren't we Marsh yep yes we're at full hour and and by the way will has something to show behind the pay wall his dick yeah literally we're not even kidding he he showed me the picture and we we're going to have a sike react to it okay I like it I'm proud of you crazy y it was good why wouldn't I it's a thank you guys so much for watch's pulling it out okay patreon.com football scor I'm checking football oh what the [ __ ] yo yo that's crazy my fantasy team he's he's going to censor it patreon.com and if you want to see Will's dick yeah we'll see you later guys take care um we always told not to flick your lights at people with their lights off yes cuz that's how they chose people for gang initiation and I was like it Elon North Carolina is actually really close to like uh a lot of gang violence so I flick my lights at someone and I was in the car with like three people and I noticed that the person flicked a U-turn and I was like oh [ __ ] I think this person's following me now so then I like did what did they do for initiation kill you oh yeah so so I uh I did like I did like three really random turns and I ended up in like like a development and the car was still behind me and I was like all right this is weird I'm going to [ __ ] fo see if they follow me I was in a I was in a an Audi at the time and I F I did 110 miles hour in a in a residential they followed me and I was like oh [ __ ] this is real so I told the other people in the car I was like this is about to get so [ __ ] up I'm going to drive to a police department and I was [ __ ] Speed Racer like drifting around corners and they were following me and I just like peeled into a police department and I had text some of my frat brothers to like alert the Police Department and be ready and they were outside and the car just blew by but yeah it was wild that's

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Length: 60min 11sec (3611 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 16 2023