Hardcore RLCraft is Impossible.

okay you see this it's hardcore rl craft and this is this has been rough for me before but you know what i'm gonna survive at least five days okay at least five that is my goal and you know what i'm i'm gonna do it i'm gonna be a man who survived five days no problem here we go chunky lover sean has made the advancement getting an upgrade how do i okay i had like 10 people message me and show me how to turn this stuff off okay we're figuring this out right now there's no there's no text-to-speech there's not it's not in here i can't i can't turn it off i can't turn it off it's like stuck okay go go go there's like five sea serpents in here and they're gonna they're gonna slaughter me in two seconds look there's a bunch of dead stuff around here that that's not good there's stuff floating around dead things everywhere i don't know what they are but uh can't be good oh come on oh no no i'm gonna get some experience here my boat's okay there i'm okay on here this is uh this is good right now oh look at that the big shipper gonna go there next oh not good okay see there we go this is what we want you know just a little bit of experience is that high enough that i can break the spawner from up here it is see this is this is a man who's playing smart you know i got 18 levels got some skills here first things first defense keep a man safe look at that i can already use iron armor i can already use iron armor just like that that is uh that is smart now i'm going to be honest with you guys i really want to go in that tower right now but i'm not going to because i'm a changed man you know i'm gonna get out of here as fast as possible i'm gonna go to this ship because it looks cool avoid the mermaid to the right i got a feeling there's gonna be some good stuff on this ship here what is this world that i'm on it's like uh is that a village out there that's a village that's land land hoe you know screw the ship i'm not going on it i can check it out later just gotta get here [Music] started in the ocean oh oh that's a do you see that you see something like that outside of your village he's just he's gone under the water he's coming for me he's definitely coming for me that's uh makes me nervous you know here's what i'm gonna do hit the land hard oh okay that could've been bad okay oh look at this look how much oh my god oh my god today i'm a lucky man that's all i'm gonna say a lucky man was born what what is this why can't i why is it hurting me is there some sort of barrier here what's going on here look at that beast out there look at that thing i want to kill that thing let me tell ya what is all my dirt just you see that all my dirt just turned into uh one piece of wood let's give me at least one piece i uh okay that's fine it's fine forgot about that that's fine i will find somewhere to sleep safely who's got about gained knowledge rank one of the aegis oh check your bias never mind baby it what the hell is this a joke [Music] this has got to be a joke i wish there was a bed in here light as your herma was slain by there's a black crab okay okay crocky come here like they're fighting oh the guards the guards are actually doing something once once in their lives those guys don't do anything ever hey crocky look at that man go come inside hey that's good okay i'm coming out here i want that armor okay i'm gonna walk over you guys are gonna protect me okay chunky lover shawn has made the advancement suit up chunky lover shawn has made the advancement cover me with diamonds this is nuts this is this is insane i have diamond armor already i've been playing for like 15 minutes i need to get in the house with the bed there's some villagers in there they got beds [Music] no bed in this one look at this the crockies are quick man they're quick you go outside for two seconds these guys come after you that place has got a bed in it i'm sure of it so i need to uh look at this the sea serpent the sea serpent is attacking the village did you see that this is a good village but gotta be ready to run okay go go not but there's 16 arrows wow okay i got to make a bed look the sea serpent's right there man look at this guy he's in the village he's in the village what are you doing in here this man is in the village with us look at this this is they can't have someone like this in your town you got something like this in the town it's a bad town oh oh oh oh oh i forgot they can shoot i got they can shoot just stay inside can't do anything with me in here i'm gonna break this side no i lost that one who i was gonna say if i die i can respawn here now nope chunky lovershawn has made the advancement sweet dreams i want to turn that off so bad i'm scared to go outside because there's a sea serpent on the house right there if i could kill that thing already is that me being crazy i think i can kill it when they're on land they're uh they're idiots right i'm just gonna stay away from it for a couple minutes get my oh that's a big sea serpent too oh they're gonna kill me like i'm scared of a skeleton this town this town is nearly perfect but we got a sea serpent on the roof they don't oh yeah he's killing me heal me baby heal me up [Music] all right that's c servant i hope he stays up there so i can oh look now there's there's what is this thing this thing's in here too i need a bow if i had a bow i could deal with a c serpent look he's going he's going into the blacksmith oh he's too close to me he's way too close to me look at this dude what's the villager what the hell is going on here man okay i need a bow i need a bow immediately uh uh i need levels but to get levels i need to go me some experience give me experience is that enough agility no two i need to oh my god if i had a summoning staff i would have the boys and blue out i just snapped my foot i'd have the boys and blue out and we would be oh my god let me just tell you what we would be it would be yeah that'd be killing that thing so quick please perfect fine i wanted something else but okay then 16 arrows is definitely not enough to kill that thing these things are everywhere you gotta be careful see you scare me don't want to be in the water too long either [Music] you have gained knowledge rank one of the silex check your bias diary okay now where's the sea surf and he's still he's even closer he's right there all right chunky lover shawn has made the advancement take aim i killed the sea serpent i killed the sea serpent that was i are you kidding me right now are you kidding me where's the experience for killing anything like that what is going on today like what is going on oh my god oh my god i couldn't have got here if i walked up to this thing i would the the c-server would have smoked me what is that you have gained knowledge right oh my god that would have been game over that would have been game over right there if i landed in the water there that would have been it i would have been a dead dead man you got a bed in here who's got a bed what is that thing icah i can't not going near it you know what i mean i could gonna oh it's crazy i can't use that when i got uh my sword up but i'll make an alternative this i got too much chunky lover sean has made the advancement stone age i'm also going to throw in uh let's see these all right too much stuff in here where's the furnace is that here we go this is the furnace room right here okay give one two i don't know how much it takes but get that going uh one two get that going uh one two that beautiful chunky lover shawn has made the advancement acquire hardware chunky lover shawn has made the advancements sean is getting a lot of stuff chunky lover shawn's doing really well okay what'd i say i wanted to get the five days how many days am i at now maybe my third day that i want to tame that thing so bad what are those things called i don't know because i don't know my this i won't be able to look it up but i want one of those so bad let me get it to chase me there's two of them hey come here i don't know where it's hitboxes boom dead bird but i want one of them okay so this is a good town we got here i just need a little drink of water was there a waste on did i just walk past any waste center it's one thing that's missing hey this man is just warming up how's it going let me gain all you have gained knowledge rank one of the reiko check your bias diary you have gained knowledge rank two of them bandages that's something i always neglect oh bone i needed that okay i'm gonna head out here i got apples on me i got apples on me okay good i can find water anywhere [Music] heal me up good it'd be so cool if i could find an ender pearl one ender pearl i know where i can get one but uh let's just say i don't want to be doing that you know what i was just thinking i haven't ran into a dragon yet feeling pretty lucky about that normally by this time i've been scorched ten times incinerated turned to kfc you know oh looks like there's a little lighthouse over here oh sheep that's perfect hoping to find some of these guys hey how's it going you guys are uh you guys are gonna turn into bandages and food this on the other hand this is something i like hey how's it going yeah go ahead [Music] get annoying you can close that right up and that's just gonna kill me so i'm just gonna go this way just not even thinking about it look at that before i'd be all over that thing actually i am gonna be all over it in a second yeah ender pearl please ender pearl please ender pearl please no but tons of wool and some torches that's not not terrible put this here we'll grab one two three four like that and something like this right ever see the day where you think you'd see me with bandages i need an ender pearl if i have an enterprise game over i pretty much win pretty much i pretty much beat our all craft i got one enderpearl so i can summon the boys in blue and let me just say when you get those guys game over hey how's it going my big man you have gained knowledge rank one of the a resort check your bias i need water let me kill you then when you get water [Music] come on [Music] oh no that was close come on come on come on come on stop taking damage stop taking damage stop taking damage here uh body look at that holy crap holy crap i gotta i can't neglect that what happened to the water there i had like i had what just happened there that was uh what do you mean what happened you you ignored your water you looked at it like 10 times you were ignoring that was 100 you sean look at that new frontiers you know remember i killed a sea serpent within 15 minutes or something like that you have gained knowledge rank one of the reaper this says you are now able to summon the reaper as a temporary minion you will need a summoning item to summon it i'll kill that when i sleep did i get the ender pearl no damn okay oh this thing's uh one of those bad boys isn't it oh this is what is that about like shocked me i'm not stepping in the water is it dead electric eel or something like that a little bit this should hopefully be enough to get to me to eight come on there we go okay oh i need what level do you need to be i think it's eight farmer my man farmer where are you hey how is it going good to talk to you here here's we're going to do some trades now yeah chunky lover shawn has made the advancement what a deal yeah what a deal is right you don't want any more than give me that background okay what else you got wait if i give you ten pumpkins no pumpkin pie sure [Applause] that's good we're good we're good friends now you give me some pumpkin pie i'm gonna eat 12 levels that's how you do it eight baby and look i even got some extras to spend let's do uh mining okay now now it's go time now i can start having some fun this is what i'm doing this is this is all this is all happening so fast what's the other version let's take that for now okay how is this thing 1.6 attack speed versus 1.6 attack speed 6 attack damage versus 5.5 attack damage like what just happened there did i just get screwed over that is a beautiful weapon right here let me guess quality oh good okay that's me like quality of useless negative 50 attack damage something like that okay another day down that's fine because we're gonna make uh how do you make an avian treat again you need like can be any meat cooked juice it's just gonna be cooked meat right cooked chicken oh it can't be any meat what happens if i use like coke imp what the hell bee street something like that and then this is going to be cooked b street i don't wanna an imp treat i don't want that i need to go kill some chickens okay so that's what i'm doing that's exactly what i'm gonna do two things for tomorrow this is actually a good plan now that i think about it i'm gonna go to that ship there's almost almost certainly gonna be some bad boys on there all right i'm going to kill all of them destroy their spawners get a ton of experience come back level up so much look why wouldn't they the wish that would eat the cocky meat okay i i've actually what was that i'm not going to the ship anymore just like that whatever that was i don't know what it was i'm not going to ship anywhere i could have been a sea serpent and i've already i've already started celebrating that i killed one sea serpent i i just there's something about going to the ship now that i don't feel good about anymore not doing that anymore instead i'm just going to look for some chicken chicken or a turkey even a turkey would work i think turkey joust cockateed anything like that ah i get a turkey in there yeah that's where i need to sail to i'll find a turkey in there for sure but uh i need my boat to do that okay i'm going back getting the boat oh oh how's it going all my mens chunky lovers has made the advancement best friends forever hello my man you know what i'm gonna name you yeah i'm gonna name you all right your name is your name is uh all right what's your name halab come on we're going you're gonna help me find some turkey or something like that here let's test out your strength kill go get it okay okay can you sniff any can you sniff down some turkey or something like that chicken come on now i'm just all stressed out about you the problem with taking on a pet in this game just stress whatever i'm just not i'm just not gonna form an emotional bond to this one it's fine if i lose them i lose them six days baby six days on day six above and beyond what my goal was actually way above my goal to be honest don't know where the dog is hopefully it'll just teleport to me i'm gonna stay along the coast everything's gonna be fine okay we're entering this new area why do i say we're i'm entering this new area you guys aren't doing anything you guys are just watching okay turkeys oh i don't know where my dog is but man like that could walk right into there oh man like me you could walk right into there too okay i'm here for one reason only to rid this island of turkeys and chickens i'm also at a high risk of getting lost here so i'm gonna like do that so i know i came this way chickens here we go three of them [Music] beautiful i should have farmed these things oh chicken tikka is that enough to do the thing you need five i need one more are you kidding me oh there's three oh there's a fortress there that's perfect for a man like me right now i actually do need um some bones so i don't know oh chicken's everywhere now there's a blight one there's a white one there's a white one i don't know why i move so slow it's chasing me it's chasing me the white one shoots me oh no no no no no no no no like that's not like this not like that's not like this not like this not like this come on i've had such a good run i've had such a good run come on where's my boat oh my god this is not the way i came oh my god oh i'm sweating oh god oh god no mistakes no mistakes that wasn't even my fault there i was just trying to get the chickens that wasn't even my fault oh my hair is running there's my first uh thing oh i need water it doesn't matter it doesn't matter there's chickens here i could've got the chickens without going to get the white stuff oh man he's probably still chasing me there's no easter eggs gonna fight this crockey that did a lot of damage for some reason now i'm bleeding in the water the shark there's gonna be a shark that smells blood or something like that what i need is a couple bones now so tonight i'm going skeleton hunting means i'll be using my shield oh wait i think skeletons in here oh this is risky though that was so close that was so close yeah i want a skeleton get some bones and be uh nice and easy also i'll be i'll be very careful take my time and uh got my shield out it's gonna be fine hey look there's a rock maybe tame something like that too oh there's another rock over there you have gained knowledge check your bias they'll take you that's a weird looking rock it's like a blue one it's coming from here i'm gonna tag him with that coming he's just uh look he's stuck you have gained knowledge rank one of the last one oh my god you are now able to settle as a temporary [Music] wait what is this thing this this isn't a rock i don't know what this thing is i'm glad it's stuck behind that post though [Music] you have gained knowledge rank one of the kids check your bias diary okay chunky lover shawn was slain by catsadra and he killed the wolf too wolf was doomed to fall bike at sadrakal are you kidding me no this was such a good run come on i had i killed a sea serpent i had diamond armor i could have oh my god i could i could have taken this so much further no come on [Music] [Music] you

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Published: Wed Sep 02 2020