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[Music] imagine just imagine that you can instantly feel any way that you wanted to or without the need for drugs or toxins it'll actually emit a signal that you will start to feel in a couple of minutes uh-huh without any drugs or talks and I feel it every time I try it whether it's here or up here you've actually built something that works you just push a button and that how you feel the happy product no no what you thinking that sounds way too good to be true but you're wrong look it says right there on there the IndieGoGo campaign that it's backed by science so it must be true hey guys this is scott and welcome to happy happy uses a patented process to deliver unique magnetic fields to your body they help you feel calm relaxed alert sleepy all finalists the advances brought to us by the genius of IndieGoGo scientists and it felt like energy electricity was going through my body who have raised almost four hundred thousand dollars for this already it's like Netflix but for how you feel now it's think about Netflix for feelings that's really what's happening here fifteen years ago this technology was invented out of Seattle there's 38 patents and about eighty million dollars behind this eighty million dollars I can't wait to see what they've achieved with eighty million dollars what we can do is we can put chemical solutions inside of our labs and we can come out with a 13 megabyte wave file we are taking this to the world as a general wellness product so we can mimic the effects of a few cups of coffee caffeine we can mimic melatonin [Music] there what a girl read oh this is such a scam I mean a a hardcore scam without shame and we missed this blow straight past the fact that absolutely everywhere they claim that this is patented so it must work right Kathy uses a patented process 238 patents and about eighty million dollars behind this but only nothing they never link that patent on any of their sites it sir and and and curiously when you do a patent search on Google you didn't seem to find anything either odd that I mean these guys just excel when it comes to making stuff up out of whole cloth like this quote the most effective substance free mood altering tool on the market today who said this I don't know it's just something that is there on their IndieGoGo page he's claiming that he can replicate stimulants like caffeine by recording their magnetic fields and playing them back to you specializes in ultra-low frequencies in with its patented technology it can record small magnetic fields from chemical solutions with the use of a wearable device poppy can deliver dozens of safe comfortable feelings to your body at the click of a button which is like saying watching someone lift weights will make you a weight lifter listen to a cup of coffee is not the same as drinking a cup of coffee fundamentally drugs like caffeine work by interacting with your body on a chemical level that's something you fundamentally cannot replicate by playing a WAV file and we can come out with a 13 megabyte WAV file something else also kind of just jaha's me with that I mean it's like 38 patents and about 80 million dollars behind this why would someone with 80 million dollars in research behind this well possible reason could they need $15,000 in a scam star to campaign for we have an incredible team that is so excited to bring this extraordinary technology to the world but we need your help so we've got the weight of the world behind us we're so excited to bring this to the market here in the next two months and everyone in genius is going to get several hundred dollars off at the end of this so so many ways that you can use the happy device to help you feel better [Music] this is amazing it only costs five hundred dollars but because they're so generous they've reduced it to 360 but wait that gets even better because you get to subscribe to an app that will only cost you another 200 ish dollars per year cancel my healthcare right now and sign me up just like the whole people have given this thing over a third of a million dollars and why not I mean just look at all these people who say that it works okay I just tried to relax and don't do this my feeling is it will be a consumer generated generated revolution at the moment consumer gets it they will actually do all this I've just heard about it I think you guys are truly doing something that will change the world with the New England Patriots feeling happy right now and I can't really explain it I've been told a lot of things but one thing's for sure there's a lot of great products out there but nothing visas yes sir at this point these recommendations don't really start to ring quite as true no Sarah you've never seen me before is that correct that is correct well how come his face is on the bottle and some former fashion I believe that success and positivity and everything good that you would want for yourself can you achieve happy it's awesome hey this is gel polish from a genius Network what I'm most excited about in seeing where this could go is the application of this for people that are suffering finding a way to lead them out of that suffering tick doll D makes it sound like it's a product for euthanizing dope and so I'm you know from the reports and the people that I've seen responding to this it seems pretty amazing and looking forward to seeing how this could be utilized to help change the world and just make humans that much more functional amazing and reduce suffering so thank you Wow all of that coming from a man wearing kiss me I'm a genius t-shirt and where'd you say you was from the chilliest Network and everyone in genius is going to get several hundred dollars off at the end of this so Wow we'll just all the things the genius network provides first let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about no sir our model is the trapezoid join your tribe of tribal leaders ten times your wealth but guarantees each investor an eight hundred percent return within hours of your initial oh the gaps connections and contributions and have elf easy lucrative and fun business and life well that sounds like a real promise earnings disclaimer at the bottom of this website oh yes there is hi I'm ray Edwards and Wow not the legendary copywriter redwoods this device I was so skeptical Wow he was so skeptical I'm sure they speak that when he was run over by the device it'll mean so much more I put it on I began to feel the effects within less than two minutes except without any of the ill effects I just felt more alert more alive more energized wow that's that's quite a collection of buzzwords that big news what if we could get together you and I and a bunch of my high-powered marketing friends and craft your messaging so that you can sell more of whatever it is you sell except without any of the ill effects I just felt more alert more alive more energized so you can finally start that business you want to start there's a force that runs through the universe we used to call that force God we now call it megatronics the 48 tips to corporate success so you can begin doing the work that you were created and put here to do and we can do it all in just three days see that man right over there yeah he's buying this did you know that no called me two minutes before you came in and said save the little one I'm coming down supplies are limited so make sure to click the link below and reserve your product today here he is now you want it or not all right all right what did God is there anyone involved with this project who wasn't some wool used-car salesman type we're gonna have the experts on strategic branding on faith-based business on faith based business on speaking on stages all over the world on writing best-selling books who wants to get rich today now hear me this is not gonna be one of those events where you go and you just get a lot of rah-rah speeches do you want to be the ultimate you yeah and you feel good and you go home and you wonder why did I even go if they know difference in my life no do you want to yodel at the top of the corporate mountain you're gonna change at the event you're gonna get things done at the event you're gonna leave with will you write me a check made out to cash what was amazing about it is I I'm not someone who feels things quickly in my body and within about 5 minutes I not only felt so calm you can see it's still on my face but I could pay attention I just felt do you know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work medicine I know why did no one think of this brilliant device sooner I'm sure it's been extensively tested and we'll have a detailed description of how it works in the frequently asked questions section after all you know it's a it's a mind-control device tampering with people's brainwaves mind manipulation it just raises too many questions so let's see are there multiple colors available well ok that's maybe not the first question I have in mind but whatever when will my product arrive how do they set up an account after purchase all right so toward the end of the campaign I'm gonna have to sign up for the app and subscribe how do i download the app well there seems to be a lot of focus on taking my money here will you write me a check made out to cash does the app work with iOS and Android how does the signal subscription work and how much will it cost will they be adding new signals to the app and will it cost more you know like a emotions like suicidal or is the application of for people that are suffering finding a way to lead them out of that suffering at all postal you know for those with lots of gambling debts and there and a large life insurance on their parlor or how about emotions like killing machine for the army or sex slave so all the pickup artists can get laid off they've run out of her gave and roofies yes we have many more signals and feelings going through testing in our whole Habs as we speak Wow they've got labs I can't wait to see them you know those remarkable labs where they discovered exactly what the feeling happy is like and then they've got what alert and pick-me-up Oh aren't they kind of the same and calm and relaxed again kind of the same and sleepy kind of the same thing yeah I feel that they didn't spend long deciding what emotions they were gonna claim their device could replicate and where were we those will be released to all members later in the year some signals will be our premium others will be launched and included in the main subscription package that's amazing I can pay even more for premium feelings is there an age limit to happy we ask all members be 21 and older to use happy products responsibly is happy good as a medical device well no that wouldn't mean it would have to work will there be more products coming with happy technology absolutely we intend to use our technology in many form factors to help at home at work at play and even while sleeping stay tuned that's odd not a single frequently asked question about how it worked and why always hippies are constantly striving to avoid frequencies and fields like phones and powerlines and now so keen to strap one around their neck because someone told them it would make them feel good I'll take a bet with any happy owner and I'll play an emotion for you and you have to guess a week two of the six emotions I'm playing which one did you just try what was the signal I guess the five times out of six you're gonna make excuses like her well that was gonna be my second guess and that would be before I break the news to you that's not even a happy you're wearing it's a $300 necklace with an LED light in it but wearing it like this it's a stroke of genius light I feel like an iron that's amazing and it could replicate all those feelings that you were getting from happy but don't don't build about this one emotion the happy is guaranteed to produce in the minds of anyone who even thinks of buying it gullibility but if that's not enough for you hippies these claims to be a mind-control device and you're strapping it to your head yes seriously remember all these moral panics about cell phones cause cancer well this device is like strapping one of those to your head which is fantastic it takes all the stress out of permanently holding the cell phone up to your ear now you can strap it to your forehead don't worry the designer has a comprehensive understanding of the electromagnetic spectrum which I'll demonstrate for us now and we are playing these signals onto your body at about 20 kilohertz now by comparison your smartphone is about 600 megahertz about 3,000 times as much now before I explain just how dumb what he just said was let me just say one thing my maths gene is twitching there what was it he's device was 20 kilohertz and the phone was 600 megahertz at 600,000 kilohertz that's 30,000 difference not 3000 by comparison your smartphone is about 600 megahertz about 3,000 times as much now I know what you're thinking it's only an order of magnitude what does that matter when you're dealing with the calculations for a mind-control device and this is the only number in your entire video now ignoring the miscalculation for a second you might say well surely by his logic his devices even safer then which kind of glosses over just how stupid his premises you know that his device runs at a lower frequency therefore it's 30,000 times safer so that would mean right it's justified this logic through that the higher the frequency the more dangerous it is so it turns out the frequency of daylight is about 600 terahertz which if this guy was correct I would mean that daylight is a million times more dangerous than your cell phone Shh until the plants out dangerous light is but don't worry I'm sure he's going to redeem himself with these knowledge of magnetic fields I'm sure he's not going to mispronounce the unit for magnetic field strength at all what you're getting is a 40 milligram magnetic field it's pronounced gauss Maureen illegality milli gauss yes that is a particularly tiny magnetic field it's about one tenth of the Earth's magnetic field yes and with science understanding like that this is the guy who thinks he's made a mind-control device fortunately for you new agey sorts there is absolutely no way that this device can function well not entirely beyond the power of suggestion these aren't the droids you're looking for these aren't the droids we're looking for so for instance if I tell you that with time lots of research and with roughly two billion dollars in the Tachyon research and we found a way of replicating everything that happy does but without the need for the headband or for the app this goes around your wrist so it's far safer than strapping it around your head and further this operates at a frequency of light that is over a hundred billion times the frequency of happy so you can see it's working pilot frequency of the light that it's emitting into your body and energizing you with that frequency further you don't need the app you just choose the color that you want to feel but I mean me I was super skeptical about this I didn't believe that it would work for a second but I put on the pink one and another thirty seconds later I was feeling happy I mean this will just be so revolutionary when it gets into the hands of consumers like you pink is for happy blue is for high-energy green grunts you the power to manipulate Timon and yellow if you telepathy the only thing that we ask is you still responsibly now available and my amazon store below for one thirtieth of the cost of a happy and without the need for paying $200 a year on an app there is no way that this thing can actually control how you feel you know if all you had to do was play the right magnetic waves and boom mind control and or you could just cause paralysis or something like that I don't think you'd be need to be running an IndieGoGo ski happy replicates dozens of feelings by playing safe predictable electromagnetic field it's a shame the gut and there's so many applications regarding short-term paralysis but if you look around you'll find these on their website devices like happy have been ruled general wellness devices by the Food and Drug Administration this is a category that the FDA has defined for technologies that are both safe and intended for improving performance in healthy users not for medical use gets from medical use you would have to prove that it actually works it's not heat face it's not invasive it's not ionizing it's not functional in the way that anyone can prove that it's got any medical utility happy is not FDA approved for medical applications you know here's there's no proof that it works it is not a medical device and is therefore not intended to treat or prevent any health problems now the science on their website it isn't just wrong it's like they're just taking a science article and scrambling the words around for a bit happy is a low energy magnetic field augmentative wearable that uses ultra-low radiofrequency energy in the 0 to 22 kilohertz spectrum to influence your experience and feelings in a variety of emotional dimensions the signals played by the happy device a low amplitude and well under the IC n IRP guidelines for safe exposure to low spectrum signals happy technology has been validated in animal safety studies check back for our upcoming white paper for information on happy signals animal testing yes oi wait to see if the product is safe by animal testing let's give it to people first and then do our test on animals but if you're not happy with that don't worry this guy's done extensive tests already like this one based on watching five mice for just over an hour our first signals you can't see much but you can see the different chemical signals that we were given in double blinded studies with a third-party CRO and then this is pretty much exactly how he presents his results okay so what do we got lab results and one-axis we've got relative activity of the mice presumably that's what it says at the bottom n equals five mice but let me gets a little read when you actually start looking at this chart right so the first date point is after 20 minutes when the mice do ie the other scale is relative activity so mice can either have syrups in relative activity plus 100 percent relative activity or minus a hundred percent relative activity which for some reason isn't dead mice anyway he says there's five mice in here right so what does this mean that every single Mouse in the cage showed exactly the same response or is each one of these lines a different Mouse in which case I can tell you this having actually done experiments on the behaviors of mice myself that they're incredibly erratic and active creatures you know you do this different times a day you'll get different results you need a extended period of time to observe the behaviors of mice and after that it's not clear whether these are the responses from actually giving the mice yo caffeine a caffeine from expression or whatever or whether these are the results from playing back he's his magical magnetic signals to the mice so the second data point is at forty minutes which again all of the mice are somehow magically in one of three states of 0% relative activity 100% relative activity or minus 100% relative activity and then the third point which again is equispaced on is for some reason at a hundred and twenty minutes so in reality that's over an hour on from the last data point yeah you can't tell anything from results like this additional key effects include sleepiness with the melatonin and salivation with nicotine and not quite sure how we got that out of his my study a hundred and fifty humans have tested these signals with promising responses as well oh really so you're straight into the human testing having having successfully concluded your test on five mice peer review articles FDA studies lab study and complete data room available on request and signed NDA's do you think that's gonna happen remember guys nothing says scientifically proven like an elementary school level science project now on the bright side the reason this falls under the dice here nirp safety guidelines because there is no possible way it can have an effect on you the reason is simple you are a bio electric computer by electric that means it must be affected by things like magnetism radio waves right so this thing could work in principle right that you see the brain is a cluster of neurons so the minimum that you've got to do is make those neurons fire but of course just making all the neurons in the brain fire that's not going to generate a selective mood that's gonna generate death it's the equivalent and making a computer chip release the blue smoke right for this thing to work you need to make neurons in selective parts of brain fire with micron precision and milli second timing but don't worry folks it's all been extensively tested on five mice and this neck band that you can put yeah wherever will make these micron precise adjustments to your brain yeah sure just just by hanging it around your neck but let's just ignore that for a second let's just go for that sledgehammer approach what would you need to make neurons fire at all by an external electric field well neurons function on this thing called the action potential is the voltage difference across the membrane of a neuron and the stimulus potential you need is about ten millivolts and so this is actually what's going on in your brain at the moment there is all these millivolt level potential firings in your brain that's producing you now you might be wondering how we know all of this which is a fascinating story turns out we learnt all this through squids so it turns out squids of these nerves called giant axons which will be enough that people could actually do experiments with them the giant axons are large enough and robust enough for fine electrodes to be inserted through the cell membrane and into the acts of plasm in these early techniques a fine glass tube was first inserted into the axon and secured with thread it wasn't until the 1950s following the wartime improvement of electronic equipment such as the cathode ray oscilloscope that major progress was made scientists found that the nerve impulse was transmitted to as a characteristic wave of electrical potential and that this all-or-nothing action potential was generated mainly by transient movements of sodium and potassium ions across the nerve membrane but this also shows a beautiful contrast between how real science functions and ends up making our lives better compared to say IndieGoGo sites this understanding led directly to the development of drugs that block action potential formation and so act as local anesthetics now used routinely as painkillers in dentistry and minor surgery we are taking this to the world as a general wellness product so we can mimic the effects of a few cups of coffee caffeine we can mimic melatonin yeah anyway where were we oh yeah that's right why this device can't work well you might be thinking that if ya only need 10 millivolts to make nerves fire then surely that can't be too hard by by just by causing an electric field across say for instance the head that millivolt potential in the difference potential on the inside and the outside it's basically the voltage difference across the cell membrane so let's say the stimulus to get these things to fire is about 10 millivolts they saw membranes about 10 nanometers across so it's about a millivolt per nanometer that sort of thing which is about a million volts per meter yeah now wonder people are largely immune to electric field now I should stress this is different than sticking electrodes in people at naturally passing electricity through them when you're passing electricity through them that does that damage in itself I mean but if it's simply in an electric field it really doesn't have that much effect on people which is why if you take a look at the standards for what people are allowed to be exposed to in terms of electric fields yeah ignoring the frequency for a second they're all up in the 20,000 volts per meter range and what's the frequency he came out with 22 kilohertz well okay let's just ignore the fact that there's no way this thing could produce the electric field dad actually have an effect on the nerves let's just say it magically did somehow it would have to be on a comparable frequency to the actual timescale of the firing of the nerve couple successfully which is getting on for about a hundred Hertz and what was his frequency 22,000 Hertz so basically frequencies this high just won't have any influence on the neuro chemistry and of course if this device can't interact with the neurons in your brain it can't make you feel anything hell this is how drugs work they actually get into the neurons and it blocks some pathways and they can induce things like loss of consciousness or anesthesia you know those barbaric and non new-age medicines here are the ones that actually work but what about magnetism oh people are more resilient to magnetic fields than they are to electric fields funny isn't it the human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic fields yet in the end he succumbed to a harmless sharpen stick he was a frog in a magnetic field so strong that it's a levitator it's quite happy they're alive and sure if you think that's awesome give the Frog a thumbs up basically magnetic fields will have even less effect on your neurons then the electric field almost $400,000 well I hope you enjoyed that and if you did make sure you're hitting the notification bell to make sure you don't miss out on awesome new uploads like this one and as ever if 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