Halloween Emergency Costumes | Ashens

oh my goodness it's nearly Halloween we don't have any costumes what are we gonna do it's not as if I went to pound world and got a box of emergency costumes for a pal year you know where this is going welcome to emergency outfit spooky yes pound world was selling these five instant fancy dress costumes for a pound I'll bet they're amazing they are from a company called spinning hat which is great I would really like to see it spinning hat unfortunately this does not contain a hat of the spins instead we have emergency outfits spooky are there also other ones emergency outfits police impersonator no idea emergency outfits bank robbery we have vampire which looks like a man vomiting up some milk with bad hair onto a sort of weird medallion that's nice which which is a lady with a bob haircut who is broken her own neck after trying to sober chest up zombie which is like a stinky man who has just been the test subject for a live action version of surgeon simulator skeleton where a pale lady in a wig is looking funny at a person next to her whilst wearing an apron and werewolf which is basically a cross between a [ __ ] and a pig marvelous I cannot wait to see how wonderful these are so what's in the box then we've got witch vampire skeleton werewolf and zombie and oh oh it's not a horrible drive to the bottom a man future reference always to check items from pound shops right let's try not to touch that and just open up I forgot I Steven punched through in case of emergency like a tissue box ready Halloween emergency fire up a siren not really can't be bothered and didn't intend oh that was less exciting that I hoped so what do we got then plastic bags tremendous and inside the flow no these are the actual right hm okay then so you don't actually get any of the little accoutrements you have here you don't get a cardboard hat to balance on your head or a pair of ears or anything like that you just literally get pretty much what you'd expect for a fan a plastic as we joking about an apron earlier it really is just a plastic apron it's super thin yeah opposed you stick your head through the middle and you've got wait for it the vampire oh my goodness I love the bowtie you know on what's next this one is this little bit of which I think well it could frankly be anything for this something slightly Goffe is the end of it is that oh it's a potion in there I thought there's an iPhone or something at first what was this Fashion Week and we now have this is the surgeon Sims style zombie thing going on isn't it yep I see so the sort of bright green is is apparently the flesh and the white is a shirt and the red is guts and I don't really know anymore the amazing thing is these not be hard to put them in bags they're kind of half bin bags themselves in just at hosing the skeleton one is pretty basic we're talking late eighties t-shirt basics and finally mmm werewolf eat ramp I'm gonna have to try one on anti does anyone I haven't screwed up so it's gonna have to be this one go on quick peek at it oh my god that's a werewolf apparently right what does it look like on well that was something of a disappointment even for a pound I was hoping for some fake plastic teeth or cardboard teeth or just a pen to draw teeth on your face with or something anyway after that disappointment I'm pleased to say we do have a little something extra the bad news is it's probably going to be even worse as is traditional the silver scallop is at Halloween and talks about films for some reason this year I gave him a tenner and told him to go and watch Annabelle and this is what he came back with hello mean tidings to you all for me the silver skull whose returned after another year in absent ear for another hammer meet seriously over nothing all years with a bloody nightmare I didn't declare that one dr. pepper thing that was live that anyway movies ashes gave me ten pounds and said go and see Annabelle which like IRA film that door sub box and then tell us what you think of it I'm gonna be honest and didn't go it was a sequel to some film I've seen and I saw the trailer look bloody terrible and I miscarried or that's running around your world jump-scare jump-scare I mean boys a doll so ugly and scary anyway who would make such a scary doll be soon you throw in a [ __ ] fire and that'll be the end of it but now they're gonna make it movie so anyway I didn't bother saying that but I did notice the guardians of some galaxies were still on which is a film if ones were saying great Penzias thought I'd give it a go and I'm glad I did because it's bloody awesome right it'll both bunch of ragtag misfits through group together to save the galaxy up and the twisties they're all like crazy-looking aliens you know instead the leader who is a handsome white male because you know Hollywood anyway the other ones there's a green super powerful melee ninja Blanc there's a green super powerful mainly ninja woman as a big talking rat and one of those tree monsters from row the Rings and be smaller and they were doing like dodgy criminal stuff I mean captured by some weird space puppies thing run by Cruella de Vil dr. steve brule and bride Butterfield and little hate each other at first but interestingly team-up because they're trying to keep some magic rock and effort away from the further that every remember to be honest those okay he's like some blue fella with hammer as good black face paint and there's not like the real top villain that's some Pig guide with funny chin he's like sitting on a floating toilet or something I think they're setting it up for another movies didn't redo anything anyway or the guard is misfits spring like different things the team just as you would expect this smartass douchey Pretty Boy guy called scrublord or something and he's got like Dan's gadgets and magic master let him breathe in space also bots and trees like super strong and he regenerates the rat thing is a genius engineer a total psycho and green guy is really strong and really stupid and the green woman is incredibly underwritten I mean seriously she doesn't do anything so but role the rise of the men kissing about and then she has a fight at the end against some blue robot woman cuz even more under written than she is I mean seriously if they edited the blue woman out of the movie it would make no difference none at all have an interesting me she is played by doctor whose companion but not the only one not that near everyone i right so once you get your head around the fact that despite how it milks is not an ensemble piece at all and is actually all about scrabble on this dead map and stuff like that then you can just sit back and enjoy it and there is a lot to enjoy there's all sort of crazy spaceships turf or there's like way locations 3d characters those various blue guy red stripe on its head who can like control his deadly everything but whistling I mean how cool is that and it's really funny genuinely really funny they're allergic gags in it and they middle man you know it's amazing for moving this type so yeah it's great seriously great I give it seven hats I love three bells look I don't have rating systems work I describe it for more

Channel: ashens

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Keywords: Halloween (Holiday), Costume (Product Category), Horror (Film Genre), annabelle, silver skull, ashens, review, funny, Stuart Ashen, werewolf, vampire, witch, skeleton, zombie, guardians of the galaxy, movie review

Id: aL9H5qe98Ec

Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 31 2014