Narrator: Last time on hunter ball beeeughh Gon: OOOOOOHHH SHIIIIIII- Narrator: A course of events unfolded that would have our hero face his greatest challenge *Orgasm yell* and risk his very life *More moaning* against a foe he cannot possibly defeat. (that can't be legal) But this time on hahaaa (HAxHA)... We aint 'gon show any of that. [Killua] My trouble-gon senses are tingling! Or... Am I tingling because I'm thinking of trouble-gon... Oh well, he's probably fine. Imori: Hey kid! >:D Gimme your badge or I'll show you my scary face. Killua: I don't even want to see your regular face. Meeeh... Get the fuck out of here... Imori: You asked for it! Take that... Killua: 'Kay well... I got this guy now Does that do anything for you? Imori: I'll get you back, brother! Amori: Let me die, brother... My life is pain :,c Imori: Put him out of his misery, kind stranger! Killua: This got like real heavy real fast. This went from zero to a hundred, like, in no time. Amori: You'd be doing God's work. Killua: Yeahhh no, I'm just gonna go... *Teleportation noises* The fuck?? I'm still here... Amori: Why aren't I dead yet? :c Killua: Why can't I leave-uhhhhh?! *homo-erotic sound effects* [Gon] Dear diary, today I caught apples and I caught a bird. And then I captured Hisoka! Ha! I-I named the bird Hisoka. I didn't actually-- I couldn't. Unless...! I got a great power spike. No? Okay. Well, fuck you too. Gon: Now... How am I going to find the real Hisoka? Hey what the fu- [Gon?] *Sudden voice deepening* Oh my GOD I've become lord of the flies... *Adorable butterfly mumbles in background* GO MY BLOOD MINIONS! *Adorable butterfly mumbles in background* My children, guide me to victory! *Still mumbling* Guide me to blood... *Adorable blood-crazed butterfly mumblings* *Adorable blood-high butterfly mumblings* *Adorable blood-overdosed butterfly mumblings* Gon: *Voice normal* Oh I already found this guy. Heh, better luck next year haHA [Gon] *Deep voice* As conquers as I ride alone, war steeds in tow, Songs unto Silent Valkyries shall be sung of MY DEEDS! Of my children! NAY! Of my KIN! I are as one! One beginning and one endi-- (Normal voice)--AAuughhh No no nonono, you guys--youguys-no! That's Hisoka! We can't--we can't go over theeeree~! *Adorable butterflies that are already over there mumbles* Oh fucking god those fucking butterflies have BETRAYED ME! Adorable butterfly: There's a little cutie in those bushes! (Fucking snitch) Adorable butterfly 2: Yeah, there's a cute kid I wanna fuck em. [Gon] These fucking sell-out fucking butterflies (Growing distorted) are gonna be the death of me oh good as far as I-- (Very distorted) (Static, slowly tuning out) (Static) Khara: And if you'll flashback abruptly you'll remember this quaint little scene on the boat. Ain't this just a nice little scene? Ain't we all having fun? *ding* Random guy: I'm bored. Khara: FUCK YOU! Fuck you... *Explursion* The Oreo: Whoa! It's a girl! Kurapika: No one has confused me for a girl in this series yet, cool. The Oreo: Yeah well, eh.. No one's confused you for an interesting character either, nyeh. Burned Kurapika: FUCKING OUCH. The Oreo: Yeah well eh... *Footsteps* Killua: Sup bitch~? *Click* *Click* Did fi--did five seconds just pass? (6, actually.) Gon: No dude, it was like eight. (6.5!) Seconds. Killua: *Deflated* Time sure does flyy~... *Click* *Cough* *SNIFF* I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Gon: Okay! *Zipper ripping* *WOWWW* Killua: OHHHhhhh! *REALITY* Oh that's not what I...but I mean..mmkay. Gon: Gahehh~! Now show me yours! (Why are you blushing Gon where was that hidden.) Killua: Gahhahh...Fiiinee... Gon: God this feels dirty. Killua: Ohhh, shit! You actually got Hisoka? (Didn't you guess this already?) Gon: Yeap. Killua: You're totally fucked. Gon: I'll be fine he just looks scary. *INSTANT REGRET* Today's gonna be an ominous day, yeah! Fuck... Killua: I'm gonna miss you. Khara: And if you look to your right, two little gay boys are flirting! Guy?: Oh yeah... *Mysterious clapping* The Oreo: Am I...Am I still relevant to the plot? Tonpa: It is I, Tonpa. The Oreo: Ehh.. Tonpa: I come bearing exposition. The Oreo: *Distressed noise* ???: IT IS I! Monkeyman: Monkeyman! I come bearing monkeys. And/or...man. The Oreo: The only thing that could make this any less interesting would be-- Kurapika: It is I, Kurapika! Your exposition is no match for mine. Behold! As my family is dead. *Winning fanfare* Tonpa: Truly I am defeated. Gon: Wait did-did we let... Leorio in there by himself? (Fuck, competition) The Oreo: *dying* DO NOT-- COME INTO *Dying, but more dying* THE CAVE. Gon: Wow... subtitle that shit. The Oreo: I told you...Not to enter... The cave... Gon: Watch out Kurap! Those are snakes! Snakes have poison! Like me... (Wait what?) Gon: Nomnomnomnom-- The Oreo: What? Gon: --nomnomnomnom *Some kind of slurping noise* The Oreo: Gon...? Did you guys get retarded while I was gon(e) or something? Gon: I'm Gon! But now I'm a snake. Gon: Snake Gon~. The Oreo: Snake... Gon...? Kurapika: Yes! Snake Gon! Gon has transformed before our very eyes! Achieving new levels of power never before seen! Amazing. Ponzu: Snake Gon, Snake Gon, Snake Gon! Gon?: *Deep voice* My bite is the sting of death. *Ponzu in the background chanting* My trail the *Kurapika joins in* signal of your demise. I flap my scaly wings heaven-bound. *Still chanting* The Oreo: Can I please be hallucinating all of this? (I HOPE you're hallucinating) I want to be hallucinating. Gon?: The snakes, they call to me! They need my guidance! A new master! I HEED THEIR CAAAALLLL!! Gon: *Normal* Ahh, shit! Ah, no! I fucked up! This hurts! *Chanting ceased* I'm in soo much paiinn! Kurapika: Amazing! It's Pain Gon. He transformed before our very eyes. The Oreo: Wha...what happened? Gon: You got bit by some snakes. Kurapika: Then you shat yourself. (Nice mouth) Also we passed the third exam, cool. The Oreo: Nyeehhh... What about...Snake Gon? Gon: Wh-what about Snake Gon? Can I be Snake Gon? Aww, that sounds awesome! Kurapika: Leorio's condition is weakening. We have to get him to a doctor! The Oreo: I'm a doctor! Kurapika: You can't take yourself to *you*, Leorio! The Oreo: WATCH ME! I'm already here~. Kurapika: Amazing! Such speed! I could barely track him. The Oreo: Okay I... I need a doctor. Quit being a stupid you stupid. Gon: Kay! I'll...go look for one. Killua: Gon? Gon: Nyeh?! Killua: You look sort of...perturbed. Perturbed Gon: Yeah, that's cool... Killua: This is important to me, I care about you! *Tearing up?* Don't you care about things that I care about? Perturbed Gon: I don't know it's just...I've been through some shit today. Killua: *You've* been through some shit? *SCREAMING* *You've*, gone through some shit. *Sounds of the Hisoka* Killua: Cause, *click* I forgot how to teleport in front of a couple of guys I had to walk *everywhere*! My feetsies are sore, Gon! Perturbed Gon: Nyeah, that's uh... that's rough. Killua: Foot rub, Gon! Foot Gon~.... The Oreo: STILL DYING OVER HERE! Kurapika: Amazing! He's dy--! (Drunk?) The Oreo: CAN YOU FEEL~~ LEEEE--ORRRRIOOO~~! A cream filled cookie... Gyeuhh? (??) (Guy*) You can eat em with milk~ A--Taste--Sens--ation... So EAAT ORREEOOS (?) To-dehhh. (?) (Ciao)
