Abridged Hunter Hunter - AHH: Episode 1 (Hunter x Hunter Abridged Parody) | The Phantom Group (TPG)

[Music] hmm huh what I [ __ ] love money that's the only reason I'm here uh-huh well I want to avenge my clan with my magic eyes I'm in med school well I'm a man hey guy that I should be the main character but I'm just the dumb one guys maybe we're even dumber for asking ah fine you just be the main character groans Oh score one for gum I thought your name was gone I thought it was gone I thought it was gone why is everyone staring at us hmm well if I had to take a guess I'd say that they're probably sizing us up either is that cheek holding a sniper rifle for a fight she could at least put it on her back or for something sexier wait what sup guys Oh honestly I haven't been able to tell the difference for years no way I'm at least a six here take your number and never take it off we're not doing names to the third round since half of you are gonna die anyway is he supposed to be a person how does he here anyway what are you yo fresh meat shut up you can see me damn I thought you guys said my name was ghost is this gonna be a regular thing I guess Wow I've never seen such a beautiful family take a hunter exam together that's not easy whoops my mistake no need to murder me my name's tompa okay ah all right well do you want to know about any of those guys nope okay so then please go away [Music] but whoops sorry about that David shoulder bad things all I'm trying to do whoa now there's something you don't see every day I didn't even know I could do that next time you hit someone with your stupid impractical armor make sure you apologize that psycho he's so called the magician he's back last year mr. elf that guy why are you still here please I just want to be your friend no thanks we're all good okay guess I'll go try to be friends with someone else cool fine I'll see you jerks Lehner can't wait for that guy to die attention everyone my name is Sir totes the social period has ended and the exam will now begin but first like half of you are going to die literally so anyone who definitely doesn't want to die kindly get the [ __ ] out the same way you came in ok don't say I didn't warn you follow me right this way [Music] Oh [Music] please stop this guy must not like tunnels yeah that's probably it gone everyone I just remembered I forgot to feed my cat we need to hurry I do apologize that's why we're running do you even know how far away my house is running is our only option so we're just going to your house now yep and if you make it I'll let you skip to Phase three or something I guess that's fine I don't wanna run dress shoes were a terrible choice but I'll do anything for money so bring on the blisters oh man we're all gonna smell like garbage by the end of this [Music] this is insane why are we still running hey there kid mmm give me your skateboard or I'll break your legs no you won't just let me get those jelly wheels and as a doctor I promise no harm will come to you I don't want it well what you haven't used your legs at all so what huh he's cheating he should share nobody said you had to use your legs to follow whose side are you on anyway going huh hey kid how old are you I'm 12 what's your star sign I like fish what's your favorite color green I think huh all right suit guy run for the rest of the way my name is Kela wah my name is goat oh my god no his name is gone I'm gonna kill them all it's okay I haven't taken credit going yet so I'll bury their bodies in the woods yeah yeah somewhere nobody will ever find yep all I've been smelling for the last four hours and 70 kilometers is straight Bo and I can't even go nose pull into it because there's so many different oh it's in my mouth well I could taste it okay Oh Ernie muscles cramping pounding oh no am I having a heart attack no no no oh I'm definitely the closest thing to a doctor anywhere around oh this is bad why did I bring a briefcase that briefcase that didn't help damn it if that stupid kid let me use a skateboard I'd be fine I could've became a hunter got rich he killed the bull and then become a doctor come on forget that old sweaty dude what are you doing going I'm using mind control on him what is he messing with me don't tell anyone but I'm psycho synthetic I don't think so wait a second people always get away with their crimes yeah yeah them kids I've got a kid rich so I can get away with crime I did it the force is strong with me [Music] nice steel that guy said he was a doctor Vicki's got any drugs in that but drugs are bad not mushrooms really yeah hey man what are we doing shirts versus skins what are you afraid you'll get censured if you take your top off I don't think that your main character material hmm everyone thinks that you're just some one-dimensional hat I mean what loser only cares about money how about we see who's got the best back story I'll start my entire clan was murdered by the Phantom troupe they killed everyone I've ever loved for our eyes they're magical said to give whoever has them untold power so naturally they're worth a lot of money enough to hunt my entire clan into extinction so often kill the Phantom trope damn this guy is crazy dude how the hell am I supposed to compete with that fine I'll try I want to become a doctor so I can help poor people for free hmm yeah yelling doesn't make it sound any cooler but when I was a kid my little brother died because our family couldn't afford the prescriptions and surgeries that he needed to get better I'm sorry he had a curable illness but we were poor as hell and health insurance was so outrageously overpriced that for my brother being healthy was an impossible dream and one day while we were playing our favorite game kicked the ball back and forth he died right in front of me in my arms so when I become a doctor no child will die for being poor not on my watch well so there you go it might not get made into a movie but I'll never give up on my dream my control is nice yeah you keep talking it both you wind up buried in the woods Oh gracious man your dance went crazy dude he's not my dad okay so where is your dad I don't know come on that's why I want to become a hunter I think so I can find him or something like that seriously you're not a very smart guy are you oh well I'm just doing this cuz it sounded fun I ran away from home and needed something to do well if you ask me that sounds just as dumb as my reason [ __ ] you Oh big God it's almost over [Music] yeah little bastards tried to beat me mister sir totes that's redundant we beat you up here didn't we that's ridiculous and if you insist on continuing this tomfoolery I will make both of you race me back to the start don't you have to eat your cat stop it stop it from what stop it stop it - shut up where you'll get us in trouble fine whatever then Oh God SAP is this sir totes house no it's not ok well the bogs clearing Oh dude have you never seen trees before the mills e wetlands also known as swindlers swamp we have to cross it to get to my house where the do you live I told you it was far ok listen up I'm only saying this once literally everything in these wetlands wants to kill you and eat you and if it doesn't want to kill you it wants to trick you so it can kill you and eat you the creatures here are very clever deception is their bread and butter No please don't make me walk back that's why this place is called soggy Shino Negara which is something for humans are delicious snacks here so all you have to do is follow close to me and don't fall for any tricks simple yes songs will fall for any traps will be just fine not repeating myself don't fall for his trap jeez I literally just said that don't trust that man oh he's lying this son of a [ __ ] is lying I'm the real instructor he kicked me in the dick until I passed out but man he stole my place in the dick what a monster no way that's unforgivable don't believe me but just look at this what his dick looks terrible are you serious going this is a man face stable they all look like this they only show their mouths when they're ready to feed that ape is trying to tire you out and lure you into the swamp so he and his monster buddies can have a delicious human feast look at this weirdo why else would he look so weird of course only a monster would kick someone in the dick like that it's simple really he kicked someone in the dick so he had to die and snitch ass [ __ ] get stitches so I had to kill him too but since sir totes caught the cars that means he is the real instructor any hunter instructor could easily stop that attack excellent deductive skills Hisoka plus what was that accent york-new isn't anywhere close to here's your tip first pop accent well thank you for clearing all that up but if you attack me again make no mistake you will catch these hands are we clear of course anyone else totally mind by that yeah I'm feeling the same way and know this applicants [Music] I would never kick someone in the dick I knew that now if everyone is ready I would like to get home before my cat dies so please if you would follow me [Music] dude my head is just like yeah it's gonna take me a few episodes to get over that I wonder when we'll see sir totes twin brother again okay so a man face tape is a primate that walks on two legs wears clothes and can speak perfect English so they're just people well cannibal swamp people but still hey it's your friend Tonopah if you liked that video make sure you press all the YouTube buttons and if you want to see more don't forget to subscribe and maybe donate to our patreon we're doing every episode and the movies do so any support helps thanks for watching

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Length: 20min 37sec (1237 seconds)

Published: Mon May 18 2020