Guys, What's The Worst Way A Girl Handled Your Rejection? [AskReddit]

guys have read it who have rejected someone what's the worst way someone has taken it was in Niger in Fleet Week in my dress wipes with my group waiting to cross the street drunk girl comes up to me grabs me and says she's always wanted to be with a sailor I gently stir farm and let her know I'm happily married but point out my young single shipmate in the group but I want jululu her friends have arrived by this point she told them I was being mean because I said no and started crying the friends confronted me it's a birthday though your wife isn't even here just be nice TL DR she got engaged to make me realize that she was my one true love and then threatened to commit suicide if I didn't elope with her girl who I saw just as a friend and had never flirted with started dropping really obvious I'm in love with these things in texts I can't wait to go on a date with you I can't wait to kiss you etcetera I told her I wasn't interested that way she kept pushing until I told her I was dating someone I wasn't and she sent me a really angry text message and disappeared she started dating someone and got engaged so thought I was home and free until she messaged me the night before her wedding basically she said she just started dating the other guy to make me realize how much I loved her and wanted me to save her from a marriage to this awful man I told her now then she said that she'd just swallowed a bottle of pills and wouldn't go to the hospital unless it was on the way to Vegas to elope I called a mutual friend and told them what had happened and proceeded to block the crazy girl on everything turns out she hadn't actually swallowed a bottle of pills was just being crazy called me a greedy Jew I'm not even a Jew I once went on an Internet double date my friend had been internet dating this woman for a while and needed a driver to go meet her for the first time to help convince me to drive they arranged for one of her friends to come with when we got to the meetup spot a few cities over the friend wasn't there stuck at work so I was forced to play third wheel watching my friend and his girlfriend profess their love and make out needless to say when friend finally showed up I was overjoyed she misinterpreted my thank God someone to talk to reaction for a row my god love at first sight reaction she got way intense way quick so I eventually let her down as easily as I could for months afterwards I'd get multiple emails and phone calls a day with the craziest example being an email with our names together forever I love you typed out once for every day since we'd met she also apparently went to my work once but luckily I wasn't there at the time I was on the verge of calling the cops after that stunt eventually my complete lack of responses to her communication and after blocking several of her email addresses it tapered off but I'd still get random phone calls and emails from her even years after this all happened I came home from work to find her naked on my bed about a week after we broke up she went into complete denial about the break-up and four months after would tell people we were still dating / show up at my house dated a girl from work after a few dates I didn't see it going much further ended it girl pretty much spread around we [ __ ] at work we didn't that single-handedly cost me any kind of promotional horizontal move off what I was doing so I ended up changing jobs about 12 months later after every application for promotion was given to someone else despite myself having added more experience / know-how with what we did prior to that I was being moved around from project to project after I just went back to permanent nights said girl went on to get pregnant about 6 months later by someone else from work lesson don't dip your wick in company ink a girl at work started playing some aggressive footsie at work when I pushed her foot away and gave her a look she went on to tell me I'm not as attractive as I think I am and that I should start dating girls in my own league lying to me that she had become pregnant and intended to keep the kid we had always practiced safe sex but condoms have a nonzero failure rate and no good way to tell someone who says they are pregnant that they are wrong so I took her at her word after three weeks of her stalling on showing me any kind of proof beyond her word she told me it wasn't going to be a problem that I was beside myself with stress until then meanwhile I'm figuring out if I need to lawyer up I take responsibility for myself so being a deadbeat wasn't an option but child support was going to throw a huge wrench into my financial plans I was in the middle of moving to a new city as well all in all it sucked near as I can tell her goal was to inflict stress and pain she succeeded a dude asked me over to his house to study he put on some porn and asked to jerk me off I said no and then he forget he'd asked if he could blow me I rejected him and told my mom to come get me he persisted the whole time then at school every time he saw me he very loudly called me gay to everyone around him I'm not into dudes and he was in the closet honestly I just smiled and kept moving every time and he eventually gave up I think he came out two years later and was one of the four gay dudes in school in revolving relationships with each other told everyone in the office I was gay I have no problem with gay people so I played along me and this Irish chick hooked up we had a few great nights of [ __ ] each other's brains out come the following week we play it off at work like nothing ever happened about two weeks after that we are [ __ ] and sucking each other silly after work I realized after a month that our 20-year difference in age is gonna lead us nowhere together I break this to her and she walks to the site parking lot and burns my pickup truck to the ground like not even the aluminum rim survived this she was arrested for arson I laid no charges against her I got a new truck thanks to insurance never [ __ ] around with a redhead they are psycho rejected three different girls in a two-month span and all three what are you gay no soem ugly I didn't say that word for word every incident law one of them was kind fugly though one took it gracefully we are great friends and it has never been mentioned again one took it okay enough conversations got colder but no baggy one couldn't take no for an answer every conversation progressed - do you want to / why don't you want to date me got old quick I tried being nice and letting her off easy but she wouldn't stop cut her out of my life but the last thing she told me was I'll wait for you I'm not even good looking not me but my best friend in school she came on to him hard in public there were about a dozen people around he was startled and turned her down she then started screaming stamping her feet and crying then she told all her friends that she would commit suicide they tried to guilt my friend with that but he managed to shrug it off the whole thing blew off in three days high school was weird she cried and was wailing it was because she was ugly and it's her weird nose in public I told her it wasn't and it's me I used to think I was shallow but her nose was Mount Everest and uncanny valley at the same time she later said I slap my dick on her nose to get off a girl in high school out of the blue started describing what our house would be like once we got married and had kids told her that I really wasn't interested and she lost her goddamn mind for like two weeks she'd wait by the doors after school just to glare at me never said anything just glared in high school this girl would not stop texting me so I blocked her she then went on to tell her friends she was depressed and couldn't GRT over me even though I rarely spoke to her in person only through her constant stream of messages after that she fainted almost once a day during class but coincidentally only in the classes she shared with me then would cry to her friends that I was the reason she was fainting of course though she never hurt herself during these faints and always managed to land comfortably on the ground she also used to just storm out the door in the middle of class and literally fall out the door Gale asked me to prompt told her I wasn't planning on because I wasn't interested told her I had to work anyway asked for a few days to change my work schedule so I could go I politely declined and she understood pulled the knife on me like a kitchen knife in the middle of the school I feared my life he swung at me a few times and gashed my cheek then she started slashing at herself before teachers apprehended her she was screaming all the while as well and people wonder why I don't like doki-doki literature club I dated a girl for a week when I realized she just wasn't my type and I warned her so I told her we would go our ways her way however was to stalk me for three [ __ ] years because we were meant to be together for life highlights were making fake internet accounts of other girls I dated in those three years and knowing frightening much about me and these girls while writing me impersonating them calling everyday when I changed numbers she called every other person in my life she had the number of trying to date people I know in my life making weird collages of me and her on Facebook making up fake stories of her and me and many many more thank God it became less and less after long and exhausting talks I had with her to make her stop on and on again didn't hear from her since 2015 we dated a few times and I decided that while she was nice I wasn't interested in pursuing a long-term relationship with her I thought it would be best to let her know face to face rather than over text so we met up for a drink in the city I made sure we got a booth for some privacy and told her that it had been nice but that I don't think taking things further was going to work she began to cry uncontrollably and very loudly demanding what she'd done wrong even from our booth people started looking over at us maybe it was unfair of me to do it in public but honestly we'd only went out for dinner and drinks about four times by that stage so I wasn't expecting her to react so strongly met some friends at a bar event friends had girl who was beyond [ __ ] with them friends mentioned going back to their place I decide to buy a burrito home girl says I should come with I respectfully decline she demands I come with I decline again well at least give me a goodnight kiss if you're not gonna come with I pass because I do not know her I'm not remotely into her and do not want to know her this girl goes batshit she shrieking obscenities at me trying to slap me from the railing she's against just losing her mind my friends are trying to calm her down and I just peaced out through the kitchen of the place because I worked there I broke up with this girl and she didn't want to she tried to talk me out of it and then tried to rape me by pinning my hands with her knees and trying to take my pants off being bigger and stronger I just stood up and dumped her in the floor I never thought about rape the same again after that one time later there are the wrecks my best friend was visiting and she came over things seemed to be going okay when all of a sudden she left up in the air and tried to come down on my chest with her knees like some kind of wrestling move I was so mad I literally threw her out my front door and told her to get the [ __ ] out of my life turns out she was jealous of our friendship I don't think I ever saw her again and for the record the sex was good you know what they

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Length: 12min 24sec (744 seconds)

Published: Fri May 22 2020