- (React) Booty, booty, booty
rocking everywhere! Welcome!
- Oh! - Ass.
- (React) To Big Ass Trivia! - Oh boy. - (React) The trivia show that is
all about everything booty. - Hell yeah!
(Benison laughs) I love butts! - (React) Are you hecka dumb
for the rec-a-tum? - (both) Oh my God! - Hecka dumb
for the rec-a-tum? - (React) We're gonna find out how much you truly care
about the derriere, and the one of you whose brain
is plumper for the dumper... - Mm.
- Nice. - (React) Will be literally crowned
the Ruler of the Booty and receive the coveted
Ass Crown! - Love it!
- ♪ Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass ♪ - (React) Question one. Oh my God, Becky,
look at her butt. It is so big. In the animal kingdom... - Oh.
- Mmm. - (React) Which animal has
the biggest butt on the planet when it comes to the ratio
of body size to butt size? - Okay.
- Woah, body to butt size! - (React) Body to butt size.
- The B to B to B, body to butt! - See, 'cause I was thinking
like elephant, you know, but like... - (React) Elephant's got
a big butt! - They got a big butt,
but it's not like the ratio. - Yeah, to their body, right?
- Yeah. - 'Cause I was thinking like
rhinos and hippos. - Oh yeah,
hippos got dumpies, yeah. (both laugh) - I do be looking at booty. - (React) You do be
looking at booty? - Yeah, animals too,
some of them have donks. (both laugh) - They got some
kadunkadunks. - I was thinking maybe
it was a whale, but then I'm like whales
don't have butts, they got tails. - A whale has low
B to B. - It'd be a very small
B to B. - There's like perhaps
a lump of cheek. - Just a single lump. - (React) Benison,
what'd you put? - Flamingo!
- Ooh, okay, okay! - (React) Flamingo! (laughs) - 'Cause like butt...
- No, you're right. - (React) I kinda see it.
- The like ratio. - No, that's right, okay.
- (React) Alright. - What'd you put?
- I said chicken! - Oh!
- (React) Chicken! (laughs) Izzy? - Baboot!
(baboon growls) - (React) Baboon. - I said goat butt!
(goat bleats) - (React) Goat butt? - I feel like there's a special
type of goat. (Izzy laughs)
Like, not the normal goat. I feel like there's
a special goat. - There's a butt goat.
- There's a butt goat. - Oh!
- I think I've seen a butt goat. - (React) Gorilla! - Baboon! - (React) And baboon!
- Ooh, baboon! - (React) You both have...
- Ever seen those asses? (both laugh)
I mean... - (React) The right answer is... Humans. - Wow!
- Woah! - We should've known that! - We didn't even think
about our own B to B! - (React) We're talking B to B,
but you didn't... - We are animals!
- Yeah! - You know...
- What? - (React) Humans. - Oh, okay, well...
- Get out! - I feel like they forgot
baboons. - (React) Mm-mm. - (laughs) Let me see
that baboon ass. (baboon growls) - (React) Question two. The skin cells that make up
your no-no donut hole are the same cells that
make up your what? - Oh my God,
I know this one! - You do?
- I think so! - (React) Is it your nipples.
- Oh. - (React) Your toe and fingernails.
- I didn't know it. - (React) Your lips,
or your weenus? - Okay, let me just touch
my no-no donut hole real quick. - (React) Don't do that!
(group laughs) Are your answers locked? - Yes.
- Mm-hmm. - (React) Izzy? - I did lips, because
they're both sphincters. - (React) Ooh.
- Wow! - Muscularly speaking. - Yeah, as well, I did lips,
'cause you know what? They're both the
same type of soft. - (React) Benison,
what'd you put? - I put C, lips!
- (React) C, lips, gross! - Yeah!
- (React) Jayka, what'd you put? - Weenus!
- (React) D, weenus! C, lips!
- Lips. - (React) C, lips.
You are both correct! - Yeah! - I was gonna say nipple, but...
- (React) Aww man. - That's how we got into
the whole discussion. - That's may more sensitive. - (React) Correct! - Woo!
- Yeah! (laughs) - (React) Benison gets the point
for being the grossest! It's your lips!
- It is lips, right? - Nice Beni!
- I knew it! - How did you know that? (both laugh) - (React) That's how you knew? - Yeah, I was rubbing it
like hmm, no-no donut hole.
- Interesting! (laughs) - (React) Next one,
your booty cheeks are parted like the Red Sea
by Moses. - Ooh.
(Noah laughs) - (React) By the Moses
that is your buttcrack. - Thank you.
- (React) But guess what? - What? - (React) Your buttcrack has
an official scientific name. - Oh, I should know this.
- Really? - (React) Is it the Maximus Divide,
B, the Buttox Gap, C, the Gluteal Cleft,
D, the Analotal Separation, or E, Dante's Unholy Chasm? - I really like Dante's.
- I really like E. - An Analotal Separation sounds like something that
happened in history, you know? - No, it literally...
(group laughs) - That's not a word,
that can't be a word. Analotal? - (React) I don't know, I see it.
- That's my grandmother's name. (group laughs) - Not Granny Analotal. - (React) What do you guys got? A!
- It's D. - (React) Maximus Divide
and C, Gluteal Cleft. One of you is correct! - I did Gluteal Cleft.
- (React) The Gluteal Cleft! - As well, I said
Gluteal Cleft! - (React) You both said Gluteal Cleft!
- Woah! - Yeah.
- Clefty girls! - The Gluteal Cleft!
- Me too! (both laugh) - (React) You guys both
doubled down on the Gluteal Cleft? - (both) Yeah! - (React) That's crazy,
'cause you're both correct! - Oh!
- Woo! - Yes!
- We did it! - Dude, I knew it, I knew it.
- Yeah, we got Gluteal Cleft! - Gluteal Clefts. - (React) Correct.
- (both) Yeah! - My brain was like
is this a bait and switch? Like you were like this is
the only medical sounding term, and it's not correct. - (React) You're correct,
it's Sharon! - Yeah! (laughs)
- Ah! - (React) Sharon, why did you
go with Gluteal Cleft? - Because that just sounds
more clinical. - Cleft.
(both laugh) - (React) This is a horse fly. - Hey!
- Ooh! - (React) Named after a celebrity,
because of the gold hair on the booty, making it look
all sorts of fly, get it? - No. - (React) Alright, so what is
the name of this fly? Is it the Scaptia Beyonceae,
the Scaptia S Mixalotassus, the Scaptia Kardashirodus,
or the Scaptia J Lopezultra. - They're all wrong.
(React laughs) - Yeah, they gotta be. - Wow, okay, so is this fly
either named after Beyonce, Sir Mix-a-Lot,
a Kardashian, or Jennifer Lopez? - J. Lopez has a fatty.
- Right, well. - Kardashy has a fatty.
Beyonce has a fatty. - Oh, oh, this is named
after a celebrity. I thought the celebrity
got named after the fly. - (React) No, no, no, no, no.
(Jayka laughs) - I was like what!?
(both laugh) - (React) We locked in?
- I'm ready. - Yeah.
- Locked. - (React) Three, two, one!
- A? - (React) A!
- Yeah, that's what I put too. - (React) A! - I did A for Beyonceae,
because of the gold hair on the booty. I'm like B.
- (React) Oh. - Oh, see that's smart,
I did D. I did for J. Lo,
'cause I thought maybe that might be the oldest
ass reference. I didn't know, 'cause like
maybe the fly was named, I don't know when
the fly was named. - No, see, again,
two different trains of thoughts. - Mm-hmm.
- We got on different trains. - (React) And she was
a fly girl. - J. Lo!
(Jayka gasps) - (React) D!
- D! - J. Lo!
- (React) You both put D, and you're both...
- Jenny from the Block? - (React) Incorrect!
- Oh no! - Are you kidding me? - No.
- (React) You're both correct! - (both) Yeah!
- Let's go! - (React) Why did you
put A? - Beyonce, Queen B, golden.
- Yep, exactly, all of that. - She was a fly girl.
- She was a fly girl. - (React) Which is a correct
train of thought on most days, but today, Izzy's correct!
- (both) Wow! - You got it!
- You bait and switched me. I was also congratulating. - I was hoping, I was hoping.
- I was already congratulating. - (React) Taint, gooch, bonch,
grundle, nifkin, notcher, guiche, all of these are cool-ass
street names for what part
of your body? And I'm looking
for the scientific name. - Well, I mean. (laughs)
- What? Gooch?
- I know it. (laughs) - Isn't that just like,
your gooch? - Yeah. (laughs)
- Your gooch! - (React) What's your gooch? - Gooch is not your
scientific name. - It's the gooch.
- (React) What's the gooch? - Your taint.
You know your taint? - (React) What's the taint? - Taint, gooch, bonch, grundle,
nifkin, notcher, guiche. (both laugh)
- It's Dr. Seuss! (buzzer rings)
- Your Gucci. - (React) No!
(both laugh) - (React) It's your expensive gooch. - Yeah.
- Ah, yeah! - Isn't it the between your, the area between your
asshole and your, my balls? - (React) Yes! (laughs) - Yeah, it's like right before
your booty hole, like area, yeah. - (React) Yeah.
- Yeah. (buzzer rings)
- Is it pee-zium? - Ooh. (babbles)
You're so (babbles). - Oh, um...
- Woah. - Scroat? - I don't know, anti-scrotum
something, something! - Oh, yeah.
- Anti-scrotum, free bootyhole. - (React) No!
- (laughs) Free bootyhole? - Perineum.
- (React) Correct! - Did you know that? - No, I was gonna
say grundle. - Oh yeah.
(both laugh) - Oh my God,
I cannot remember! - (React) Time's up!
- Yeah. - (React) It's the Perineum. - Oh!
- Perineum! - Oh, you were so close!
- Uh-huh. - (React) Guys, it is called...
- It's gonna be an extra long name. - Watch it be called
just like Dan. (Jayka laughs)
Or like Bob. - (React) It's the perineum. - Oh, duh!
- Perineum! - We learned this in health class!
(laughs) - Really? - (React) What is this? (buzzer rings) - Oh!
- The colon. - [Censored]. - (React) Correct, not for a point,
that's just, you know, we all know what this is.
- Oh. - (React) So the colon,
large intestine, it's made up of four
major parts. The cecum, the colon,
the rectum, and the anal canal. - Right. - If I were Mortal Kombat your ass, and rip the entirety of your colon/
large intestine out of you, and stretch it out lengthwise, how long would that
sloppy ass organ be? - Jesus!
I'm a big boy. (both laugh)
And I'm thinkin'... There's a lot of that
in me. - In feet?
- (React) In feet. - I don't know.
(Sharon snorts) Is it that long?
I don't know! Ah, you're laughing at it! - (React) Wait, don't erase it!
Now you gotta keep it! - No, please leave it!
- (React) Keep it, keep it, keep it! You feeling good?
Alright, what'd you put? - I said three feet.
- (React) Three feet. - Wow.
- (React) Okay. Noah? - I said 23 inches.
Just under two feet. - Woah, thank you for that.
- Just in case. - Thank you. - (React) 20 feet!
Three feet. - (both) 16 feet.
- Aw, I just put three feet. - (React) Three feet.
- That's too little huh? - (React) You know, if we were
talking the small intestine, Jayka, you'd be really close,
'cause that's 22 feet long, but we're the large intestine,
and it's only five feet long! - Oh wow!
- (React) Benison with the point! - Woah! - Oh my God, the small one
is like longer? - Five!?
- (React) Five feet long. - That's what she put.
- Why did I think it was so long? No I didn't, no I didn't!
(both laugh) - 'Cause I was like hmm... - (React) You're just
feeling it out? - Yeah, I was like if it
goes like this, and you stretch that bitch out,
how much is me at that. - (React) Poop chute to poop! - Poop.
- Okay. - (React) Can't talk about colons
without talking about poopoo! - Oh, we love poop. - (React) According to
a Time Magazine study, how many pounds of fanny feces
fastly fly from farty you every year? - How much do I poop a year?
- Come on, Dr. Seuss! You better bring it on home!
(group laughs) - (React) Dr. Pooss. - I'm throwing this at you!
(laughs) - (React) How many pounds?
- How many pounds? - God, I feel like I can
poop a solid pound a day. - Yeah, yeah? - Carter calls his butthole
the froyo machine. (group laughs) - That's, Carter,
you're disgusting! (both laugh) - How much is that thing?
That's like what, a couple pounds? - That sandbag's
probably five pounds. - Right.
- To eight. - (React) Pounds a year. - You probably make
a sandbag a day, right? (group laughs)
- A day!? - I don't know how much
an average poo is. - (React) What do you think
the average amount? - Are you holding up
your poo right now? - Okay, see, I have poo problems. My poos are like
little rabbit poop sometimes. (group laughs) - Like the little like pellets?
- Yeah! (laughs) - If this isn't right,
it's right for me. (both laugh) - I don't know!
I'm just kinda doing math. - (React) Lock it in, Izzy! - Wait, I'm mathing! - (React) Benison,
what'd you put? - I got 300 pounds!
- (React) 300 pounds! - Oh my gosh!
- Yeah, yeah. - (React) Woah, Jayka,
what'd you put? - I went half!
- (both) 150! - I did 20 pounds.
- You... - (React) 20 pounds? - You said 20 pounds
of poop a year? - (React) A year!?
- Are you kidding me? - I don't know how heavy
poop is! - I said 420 and 69!
(group laughs) - Wow!
- 1,000 pounds! - (React) 1,000 pounds!
(fart squelches) - Like, I feel like I [censored]
my whole guts out. (group laughs)
- Wow! - (React) I'm keeping that in.
- But 1,000, I mean. - Okay, I mean, a year,
okay, okay, okay. - I mean, even if you poop
two pounds a day. - (React) No, don't you change it!
It's 1,000. - Oh no, you already told it.
- 365! - (React) Sharon, what'd you put?
250 to 1,000. - It's 365. - (React) Yeah, nope,
not gonna happen. The correct answer is
the same as a newborn elephant, a large French door
refrigerator, or NFL defensive lineman
Ndamukong Suh, at 312 pounds! - Oh my gosh!
- Oh! - A year!? - Dude.
- (React) A year! - 312!
Wow! - (React) Point Noah! - So not 20.
- Yeah. - Oh my gosh! - (React) Sharon with the point!
- I should've put... You got it.
- I put 300! - 365 would've been
the perfect answer. I was like I should've
just done that. - I put 300. - (React) According to
the Better Health Channel, and a bunch of other
sources on the internet, what is the average amount
of times per day that a human releases
a dirty whisper? - A dirty whisper! (laughs) - See, that depends
what I ate, you know? On average.
- (React) Average. What is the average
amount? - I be dirty whispering
a lot. (group laughs)
All day, dude. - I'm not sitting next to
Benison in the Green Room, guys! - (React) Alright,
what'd you put? - 16 times.
- (React) 16 times and 50 times! - 50 times?
Oh [censored]! - (React) Woo! - I got 10.
- (React) 10 times a day! - Wow.
- I think it might be too much. - (React) Too much? - I don't know, 'cause
I did 15.8. - (React) 15.8!
- Why .8? Like, it's like a mmm, ooh.
- I felt like... - 15.
- (React) 15! - Seven and a half.
- (React) Seven and a half! - How are you getting
right in half of everything I put? - (React) Noah nailed it!
It's 15 times a day! - Oh! (laughs)
Yes! - Our flatulence father!
Wow! - (React) Ooh! - Way to go! - (React) 15 times a day
is the answer. - Yeah, I know 'cause I do it
15 times. (group laughs) - (React) It's Benison
for 15! - Bro!
- 15, wow! - I know my farts! - (React) What is the duration
of the world record longest fart? How long did Bernard care
to release air from his derriere? (crickets chirping) (Jayka laughs) - Joe, you're a poet,
you know that? You're a God damn poet, dude! - I farted so long before
that I've had to stop, because I thought something
bad would happen. I really did.
(group laughs) You feel towards the end
of a long fart, you feel different. - (React) Izzy, what'd you put?
- 12 seconds? - (React) 12 seconds!
- (both) 25 seconds! - I did five minutes.
- (React) Five minutes! - Wow, I did 48 seconds.
- (React) 48 seconds. - No, that's why, I'm like
if I saw this, I would be like
you're a God. - (React) Benison,
what did you put? - Six seconds!
- (React) Six seconds! - 13!
- (React) 13 seconds! Jayka with the point!
- Yeah, really? - (React) It is two minutes
and 42 seconds long. (laughs) - That's not even, how?
- No! (both laugh) - There's no way!
- No way! I can't even burp that long! - (React) Noah, with the point.
Even though... - Wow!
- Wow. - I'm so sorry.
- It's okay. - (React) Part of me feels
like you don't deserve it. - I don't deserve this!
Do you wanna split it? Do you wanna see who can...
- (React) No! - Fart the longest?
- You could do it right now! - Fart your longest!
- Yeah! - (React) What the heck
is this thing? (buzzer rings)
Your tailbone. - (React) Yes, but I need
the scientific term. - Ugh! (buzzer rings)
- Tailius Bonus. - (React) No!
- What? (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- It's giving shark tooth. (group laughs) (buzzer rings)
- I don't know, concircual? - (React) (laughs) Concircual? - Yeah.
- (React) Incorrect, but I love it. Alright guys, time's up.
- Yeah. - (React) This is called your
coccyx. - Oh, I did know that!
- Oh. - (React) I'm gonna give you
a chance for a bonus point! - Shoot! - (React) Try to spell
coccyx. (both laugh) - I'm dyslexic! (laughs) - (React) There's three
Cs in it, go! - Caucics? - (React) C-A-U-C-I-C-S,
that is incorrect, but a great try. C-O-S-C-I-C-S,
also a great try, but it's incorrect. C-O-S-C-I-C-S,
across the board, that is incorrect!
(both laugh) - Oh, that's two Cs.
- Yeah, yeah. - Oh!
- So it's C-A-U-X-S-S-I-C-C-S. - I did C-C-O-S-I-C-S.
I did C-O-C-I, what? C-O-C-S-I-C-S,
or C-O-C-I-C-C-S. - (React) You are both
incorrect four times together. (group laughs) It is C-O-C-C-Y-X. - Y!
- C-O... - (React) Bums are fun,
some some fun bums become dumb fun
for some dumb somes. Every year, some fun data
is released informing us all of the fun
bum decisions folks made in the U.S. According to the U.S. Consumer
Product Safety Commission's database, of emergency room visits, a treasure trove of objects
became stuck in human butts in 2022. - Oh God. - (React) I need you to tell me
which one of these objects was not on that list.
- Oh God. - (laughs) I love it! - (React) Was it...
- God. - (React) An ice cream cone,
a Nintendo Switch controller, a Monopoly piece,
a ratchet wrench, or E, a fishing pole. Which one of these was not
on the list in 2022? - No, I could see sticking
up a wrench up your ass. I can see a Monopoly piece. - (React) You could see that?
- Yeah. - Like, ice cream
will just melt. - (React) Ice cream cone.
- No, ice cream cone. - Oh, the cone. (laughs)
- (React) Ice cream cone. - But like dude,
if an ice cream cone gets up my butt,
it's breaking. - I did A, ice cream.
It would melt! Just wait, you don't need to...
- (React) And it's ice cream cone. It's ice cream cone. - You don't need to go
to the emergency room for that. - I put ice cream cone, dude.
- (React) Ice cream cone! - Not getting stuck, man.
It's breaking right away. (React laughs)
Breaking! - (React) Jayka!
What'd you put? - I said the wrench!
- (React) The ratchet wrench! - I said ice cream,
and for similar reasons, I thought ice cream
was super cold. - Just wait. - And if you try to put
the cold on your butthole, I feel like you'll get
so cold your butthole will close. - I put fishing pole
- (React) E, fishing pole! A, ice cream cone!
You're both incorrect! - Yeah.
- What is it, Monopoly piece? - (React) No, also incorrect. The thing that was not
extracted from a butt was B, the Nintendo
Switch controller. - Oh! - Okay, no, I thought
that was like a for sure. - Yeah!
(group laughs) - That's surprising.
- It's too expensive! - Wow!
- You wouldn't wanna ruin it. - Wow. - Other guests
have to use it. - You're right.
- Right? - (React) Let's talk about
these little guys. You know what those are? - Back dimples.
- Yeah, those are booty divots. - (React) Are they A,
Venus dimples, B, Aphrodite curves,
C, Cupid cups, or D, Hedon zones,
named after Hedone, which is where the word
hedonism comes from. - If I went to like a doctor,
they'd be like hey, your hedonisms
are looking great today. (Izzy laughs)
- (React) Correct. - I like those,
I think those are sexy. - I know! - (React) More prominent
in females, by the way. - Yeah.
- Mm. - They're not as good
looking on a guy. - (whispers) My fiance
has those. - Oh, they're good
looking on a guy. - Ah!
(both laugh) - (React) Benison,
what'd you put? - Hedon zone! - (React) Hedon zones, D! - Cupid, what is it?
- (React) C, Cupid cups. - Cupid cups.
- (both) Cupid cups. - I did A.
- I did D. - (React) C, Cupid cups,
and A... - Yeah, sorry.
- (React) Is that an A? - That's an A. - (React) That was a bad
choice Noah, because Venus dimples
is correct! - Ugh! - I was gonna put that!
- God, I was gonna put that too! - (React) A is correct!
- Woo! - (React) Venus dimples! - I should've just went with that,
'cause I call 'em back dimples. - (React) Venus dimples,
now here's the fun part. On females, they're called
Venus dimples, on males, they're called
Apollo dimples. (buzzer rings)
- Penis dimples. (React laughs) - (React) We're at the end
of our butt train. - Ooh. - (React) How many times
does the word butt/butts get used in the butt-loving song
Baby Got Back? - Aww, that's gotta be a ton, right?
Wait, maybe not. How does the song go?
Do you know? Baby Got Back? - Ladies, hey, dah dah dah.
That one? Driving my Mercedes.
- (React) Yes! (Jayka laughs) - Are you counting?
Are you singing the whole song? - She's like...
♪ (sings quietly) ♪ - (React) And this is including
the preamble to the song. - Oh!
- Ah! - That's helpful! - Oh, there's gotta
be a ton! - I think there's... - Oh, there's gotta be
so much butt in there. - (React) Izzy,
what did you put? - (React) Of course you did!
- Yeah. - (React) And Sharon with 12!
- Woah, 12? - 44.
- 69! - Nice!
(React laughs) - Five.
- 19. - (React) 5, 19. You are off by eight.
And you are off by six. Izzy gets the point!
- Wow! - (React) It's 11! - Yeah, it's not. (laughs) 'Cause I like big butts
and he cannot lie. - (both) You other brothers
can't deny, when a girl... - Even the jeans she's wearin',
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'. Oh baby... Got makes me so horny!
- Ooh! - ♪ Rump-o'- smooth-skin ♪
♪ You say you wanna get in my ♪ - We were so off! I thought at least 50! - Yeah, I thought he says it
way more times than that. - (React) You guys, I thought
it was gonna be closer, but it wasn't.
- Oh wow. - (React) Sharon is the Ass Queen! - Yeah buddy!
- Yeah, woo! - (React) Allow me to present to you
your Ass Crown! - Thank you! - (React) It actually goes
with your outfit. - I know, huh? (laughs)
- (React) Like a lot. - I know! - (both) Oh! - I told you!
- Wow! - I told you!
- Thank you! - (React) Alright,
the results are in, I've looked at the scores,
and Benison's the winner! - Woo!
- (React) Good sir! - You get the Ass Crown! - (React) Here is your
Ass Crown! - What does it say? That's cute,
that's really cute. - Bruh!
- I have the one that says cock. (group laughs) - (React) That's the end
of the video. - Yo!
(Jayka laughs) - (React) You get to
keep that, for real. - Oh, for reals?
- (React) That's for you. - Wow, you get an ass! - I'm absolutely wearing this.
(React laughs) - But she's a top girl! - Just 'cause I prefer the,
doesn't mean I don't enjoy this. - Yeah. - I'm the Ass King.
You know what? But I'm with the Ass Queen,
so I feel like I should... - Wow.
- Give the opportunity. - (React) I feel like now
I gotta report you to HR. - Yeah, did I,
was that weird? - (React) Yep!
