BRITS React to Blanche's Sexiest Moments 💋 Golden Girls

hi guys welcome back to the channel I'm office blaz I'm Gaya okay just the two of us gaina yes if patreon's your thing and you like watching along for different things check out our patreon link below got loads of stuff on there from Modern Family full watch alongs Always Sunny in Philadelphia uh welcome to rexon we've just finished the quarterback which was absolutely brilliant um Seinfeld there's loads of quizzes there's loads of stuff on there so head on over then check it out uh a bit of Golden Girls yeah I like the Golden Girls Don't We yeah it's becoming a it's becoming a good thing for me to watch this because it's quite funny blanches sexiest moments not sure how sexy this can be but let's let's see very funny anyway all that I do love the rain so it reminds me of my first kiss a your first kiss was in the rain no it was in a [Laughter] shower I certainly didn't wait for my wedding night honey I couldn't I had these urges you know in the South we mature faster I think it's the heat I think it's the Jin anyhow my first was Billy oh I remember it so well just like it was yesterday that night under the dogwood trees the air thick with perfume and me with Billy or Bobby yeah yeah Bobby yeah it was Bobby or was it Ben oh who knows anyway it started with a B that first time did you have are you serious well many times that first time many many times you did you didn't no oh it was nice Ian being near Charlie was nice but it was 5 years before I knew what made your eyes go back in your head what I can't understand is how in the world she managed to wait 15 years how long did you wait after George died till the paramedics came my as the Reverend was performing the funeral service I knew for sure that he wanted me I'd always known that there'd been some I see why your mom likes you so much right yeah between us sometimes from the pulpit he'd be talking about Sin he'd look straight at me we couldn't do anything about it cuz he was married but after his wife died there was no stopping him so well we could finally consumate our long and burning passion and it took about 10 minutes he wore his watch and his socks I never saw him again KY I hesitate to say this but something in Frank's eyes says to me he he thinks of you as more than just a friend lench the man is a priest the man's a man I'm not going to listen to this listen I know what I'm talking about because I was in a very similar situation once and he was a man of the cloth oh totally dedicated to his vocation or so he said but his eyes told me he was dedicated to me now we both knew it was wrong and we fought our feelings with ever bone in our hot lung and W and bodies but finally it was just too much for us and we gave up and checked into a best Weston you had an affair with a priest priest I didn't say he was Priest I said he was a man of the cloth he was a fabric salesman I know how difficult buying shoes can be sometimes you get yourself a really goodlook salesman and you try to pretend you don't notice his hands caressing your calf as he tries to keep his mind on shoes but all the time he's thinking dare I [Laughter] peek dare I look MOA dare I look where no eyes have looked before then as he kneels there before you little beads of perspiration breaking out on his forehead his breath coming shorter and quicker he ever so gently slips the Supple leather on your quivering foot and you achieve a perfect fit you don't ask chew men like that anymore do you what do you mean anymore no but you get like kids in there you go can I try them on an eight and you go got them in a four yeah no but you I remember when they used to sit down and they used to put the shoe on for you yeah now they don't do that they just give you the shoes you try them on yeah because imagine it be someone would report you for assault if you did that now yeah I guess so last last of the uh last of the industry was Al Bundi yeah come come on Old Woman we need shoes [Laughter] now who was that he's a Santa Claus you're a kidding I thought it was Fidel Castro I meant what was he doing here L picked him up at the mall well I can't help it there's something about a man in a Sant Su that just drives me absolutely crazy know maybe it's it's the warmth of all of that red hot sweaty FL set against the ostle coldness of those black patent leather jack I'm not sure all I know is the sight of a set sets my body a flame with unbridled desire we're putting on a series of plays based on favorite children's stories and guess what I have just been made producer of the first grade production this is all you have Dorothy so I'm going to be happy for you now you know I'm really excited about this we're doing Henny Penny you know help help the sky is falling oh that was never one of my favorites there's no prince in it I like a fairy tale with a nice prince in it a handsome prince with a big old Cod piece and deep dark eyes powerful thighs and muscles Rippling beneath his tunic why don't you could get aroused by Humpty Dumpty are you kidding all the king's horses and all the king's men handsome man with deep dark eyes powerful thighs and muscles and big old card pieces lanch how do you make it through an omelette honey is something wrong well it's miles lately he's gotten I don't know really tight and I hate it oh well I'm just the opposite I love a tight man tight man with cast iron pecks thighs that could chab bear but you could eat breakfast off of then the two of us with rose when did you get [Laughter] in lch I've been here the whole time I was telling you about miles being tight oh I love a tight man tight man with cast iron pecks thighs oh tight with money he's cheap you know before I met you two girls I was never up this late except of course during the Jerry Lewis ton of course I was never a night person either until I blossomed into young Womanhood and realized I was even more devastating By Moonlight of course I will never forget the night I made that discovery it was during the Spring catian I was wearing a long white dress in my first pushup bra and Bobby buck mallister and I were enjoying a glass of punch out on The Veranda when a beam of moonlight hit my cleavage suddenly the band began to play it was at that moment I realized my bosoms had the power to make music didn't bet Midler win a special Grammy for that I was taking some classes at Miss mca's finishing school and one night Bobby Joe Springer had escorted me back to my dormatory after the annual fine mana's ball when a innocent good night kiss developed into an evening of passion but at 3:00 a.m. the door flung open and there stood Miss MacGyver making one of those bed checks she was famous for well I tried to handle the whole thing like a lady I waved politely over Bobby Jo's shoulder with my foot she was unmoved next day she sat me down gave me a stern lecture and kicked me out of school only I didn't care I knew what ecstasy was all she could do was walk around with a dictionary on her head don't you just love waking up with rain tapping on your bedroom window oh absolutely I always throw open the window uncork a bottle of Cold Duck and slip into my Fredericks of Hollywood ostrich feather NY just because of rain tapping at your window Oh I thought she said Wayne my mistake sorry I thought you two would be asleep by now girl this night gown is so sheer I believe you can see right through it hello Fidel hello black how are you you don't have cataracts you tell me be at your 50-year-old [Laughter] mattress like you you miserable blch blanch blanch you know the rules when one of you is out with Fidel the other one does not interfere my apologies now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go take a long hot steamy bath one with just enough water to barely C my perky [Applause] bosoms you're only going to sit in an inch of water girls you see that man over there staring at me he's undressing me with his eyes do you want to move to another table not yet he's only half done oh that was a terrific meal blanch thanks again well you're welcome ham I just figured you deserved it before going back to that high tension Doggy Dog pressure pit you work in blanch I run a miniature golf course your champagne M evero oh thank you Walter you will forgive me if this champagne has a little effect on me sometimes just having it setting on the table sets my heart to race it oh feel l no it's like there some kind of wild animal energy in there pounding pounding and burning yearning and lusting just crying out to be released I've never said this to another man H but I feel a heat between us kind of a flame crackling and hissing I want you to put that flame out I want you to pluck me like a fruit and wash me off in your kisses and sink your teeth into my ripe juicy fles [Laughter] [Applause] let me make you happy H all I need to know is that you want me as much as I want you maybe some other time blanch that does I will not let you humiliate me any longer you may not want me ham Lush B but I can promise you somewhere on this planet I will damn sure find some man who does [Applause] so when the waiter brought my order he sat down a big bowl of gaspacho right in front of me and I said I ordered the consumate he said a hot number like you needs something spicy and I said I'll give you something spicy and I poured the gaspacho right down his pants so you never went out with him no just slept with him he wasn't my time oh my goodness blanch how could you oh come on Rose she's just teasing you that's right honey I'm just teasing you always tease The One You Love Actually tease and tickle actually tease tickle and spank actually I'm sorry well what was I talking about about teasing me cuz you love me oh that's right well it's true now I learned that during my sorority years when I was dating Mr Preston Bogen via Lord the teasing that boy put up with because of his name no because of his ears he had these long floppy ears kind of like a bassard hound when he came to pick me up for our blind date I couldn't believe it he jumped out of the car and he ran up the walk and bounded up onto the front porch and I remember thinking he's going to trip on those ear but he didn't so now he stood before me introducing himself and I don't know I was still so stunned I just kind of half muttered a how do you do and he said I beg your pardon I didn't hear you well I don't know what came over me but I just blurted out didn't hear me I'd think you could pick up radio free Europe with those [Applause] and you know what he did he laughed well right then and there I started growing very fond of Mr Preston ban via and over the next several months we saw quite a lot of each other oh that's really very sweet I know by the way did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportionate to the size of his other bodily organs [Applause] what do you mean he had a big floppy pancreas right oh I love Tony Ben oh so do I he was always so sweet to me blanch you dated Tony Bennett honey I did more than date him he may have left his heart in San Francisco but he left his shorts on my radiator this whole fantasy about Bob Hope is sick sick I mean if she's going to have fantasies they ought to be the normal healthy kind like sweaty Argentinian Cowboys swipping things while they ride naked on the back of Brahma Bulls I have to remember to stop using your towels l Deo just a moment God my rear tires have less pressure [Applause] in I'm ready the Moon is hanging awful low in the sky tonight isn't it [Laughter] busty it sure is beff it makes me want to kiss you Josie oh mind your manners beff while we at the 4th of July picnic the whole town is here the hell with this town Come Away with me but you're a Drifter beff I can't just pull up stakes and run off with you please reconsider Josie you're the prettiest girl in the county I need to have your that's so now what's it going to be I want you to take me [Laughter] Bill what oh de darthy can you help me with the chair oh my back gave out I figured that would have been about the third thing to go honey what happen well I was in my aerobics class when I noticed this gorgeous man checking me out so during the buttocks lifts he for my phone number well I didn't want to appear easy so I rolled over on my back and flung my legs over my head that's what I call giving him the brush off you're fired you can't fire me that's against the law that's sex discrimination oh well I'll give you one more chance wait a minute how is it sex discrimination well that's what I was doing this afternoon when I didn't get this work done you remember Mr nion the guy who's RAR end you smacked well my insurance company just called and the guy is claiming he hurt his back and he's threatening a lawsuit unless we settle out of court oh that's terrible I know and I'm the one he's suing cuz it's my car oh boy you had me going there for a second I thought you me he was suing me wo what BL Rose may be taken to court for something that you did don't you even care oh darthy good grief there's nothing to worry about I'm sure he's just trying to hold up his insurance company there's nothing wrong with that man's back how can you tell because I know the Crooked walk of man when his back has been injured I cannot tell you how many men I have seen limp out of my [Laughter] bedroom shoulders stooped and their backs curved lch that's different that's shame what's wrong Ro it's my insurance company they've cut me off because of the lawsuit what am I going to do well you need a good lawyer give me the keys to your rental and I'll go out and see if I can nail one for you blch that's how you got me in trouble before isn't there anything else you can do well I suppose we could prove Mr Livingston was faking his injury if we could trick him into performing certain physical acts of a sexual nature Rose I won't go all the way I'll just get him in the bedroom and uh put him through the normal warm-ups and we'll have a certain Scandinavian nitwit hiding in the closet with a camera wouldn't it be better if I hid in the closet yes Rose I suppose it would but do you really think you can get him to remove the neck brace oh please I once got a man to crawl out of a full body cast just doesn't make sense why was Charlie with that [ __ ] if he didn't sleep with her now come on blanch may be a little loose but she's not a [ __ ] okay here they are the names of all the men I have dated since my husband died what do you know the tra keeps records darthy most of the men in these Pages just fantasized about going to bed with me now what are the gold stars mean I had a good time what are the Silver Star stars mean I ran out of gold stars wait a minute if you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals then how come it says bed on the cover oh it didn't say bed right there it does oh silly those are my initials blanch Elizabeth Deo your initials spell bad okay let's see you said eight years ago spring that's not right here I'm going to prove to you I am not a sexually indiscriminate person well her name isn't bed dear God I know it's been awful long time since I've done this and I'm sorry you have given me a lot to be thankful for my wonderful children my health a beautiful body legs to die for a face that is stunningly sexy and yet has the innocence of a child with luscious lips that just inire he knows what you look like L yes you know what I look like and I just want to say good job oh but dear God I do have a favor to ask could you please spare my friend Rose now I know I haven't been perfect but if you can just let her live I promise I'll try to be a better person and if in your infinite wisdom you decide to start the aging process on me I will understand and I promise I will not have sex with anyone unless they really really need it he man it's it's a funny show isn't it it's funny all the way through though isn't it yeah but she's one of my favorites yeah they're all great characters I like the old woman the one that plays the old woman Sophia Sophia yeah I just like the come on it and the the attitude sort of thing but it's it's just a great show with the characters you know it's uh like I say said before you wouldn't get away with such like that inuendos and stuff like that now they don't they don't do it anymore sadly you have to watch panel shows and things like for inuendos like that but it's yeah very funny hope you guys enjoyed it as well don't forget like And subscribe see you on the next one bye cheers

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Length: 23min 28sec (1408 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2024