- That last one is true!
- (imitates buzzer) - (gasps)
- (laughs) - That's a lie?!
- That's the lie. - (React) Today, you have entered
the honesty gauntlet! - We shall see if there's gonna
be any grounding coming up. - (React) Daughter vs. mother.
How does that make you feel? - Ooh, I feel good.
- I don't. - I don't even know
what he's gonna come up with. - Yeah, some things here
are gonna be the first time she hear. - (React) Yes!
Do you really know each other? - (both) Hmm.
(laughs) - I spent hours making
a personalized letter to every single guy
I ever had a crush on since elementary school.
Mom thought it was weird, 'cause I wouldn't tell her
what I was doing and I was spending a lot
of time in my room. And she thought I was doing
and selling drugs. I always pull the moms
before the actual crush. Like, I'll get the parents always
and the siblings, but the crush is the hard one.
On my first day of high school, I dropped my books on the ground
because my crush was passing by. He walked right past me
and he actually stepped on one of my books,
so it was a very embarrassing time. - Book dropping is not true.
- Why? - 'Cause that's something
that I don't think you do. - It's the lie.
- (React) It's the lie! You got it, buddy!
- Every time we go to dinner with you and Mom,
I feel like a third wheel. I've been in three relationships.
- (snickers) - One time at Knott's,
someone yelled, "Lucas is so fine!" and I ran away.
- I think the lie is the three relationships.
He's an open book with us. He tells us everything.
- Yeah, that's the lie. - (both laugh) - Every time we go in dinner,
where it's just us and my mom, I always feel like the third wheel,
'cause it's always them sitting on this side of the table,
and then me by myself here. And they're always like,
"Oh, you're so sweet. I love you so much."
And then, I'm just sitting there, like...
(crickets chirp) - I fell in love with a ho,
I dated two boys, or I dated a boy three years
older than me. - The dating two boys
at once. That's the lie. - Yeah! (laughs)
That's the lie. - (React) That was quick.
- Boom! I know she's not like that.
She's loyal. - Yeah, I can't do it, so...
- So, she wouldn't do that. - (React) What's up with this ho?
- (both laugh) - Yo!
- We ain't gonna give him the time of day.
- He can stay in the past. - I never let the woman
pay for the bill. In my 20s, when I didn't have money
for the fancy dinner, I would buy the ingredients
and I would cook for my crush. In my 20s,
I only dated available women. - I know he never lets
a woman pay. I know you love to cook.
So, I'm gonna have to go with you dated someone
with a boyfriend?! - (laughs) I was terrible,
I have to say. I dated a lot of girls,
and I just found out afterwards, sometimes before.
And that never stopped me. So, if they were cheating,
they were cheating with you! - Yeah, but they were cheating,
not me. - I saw your mother
clear across a crowded room... - No.
- She was looking so hot. - Okay, that's enough.
- It made me crazy-- - Okay, okay.
- ...and I had the chills. - Okay.
- We went on a romantic hot air balloon to celebrate...
- Oh, that's such a-- - ...our one-year anniversary.
- That is the biggest-- okay. - After our first date,
I wrote on a napkin to your mother, "You will be my wife."
- The second one is the lie because my mom has the biggest fear
of heights ever and would never step foot on a hot air balloon
ever in her life. And I already know
about the two other stories about him.
They went to a club and my mom saw him dancing
the Charleston. - It was not the Charleston!
- It definitely was the Charleston. And my mom was not interested at first.
- (React) Oh. = That is such a lie. Is that what she told you? Oh my gosh.
- You know dang well Mom was not interested in you at first.
- I had your mom eating out of the palm of my hand that night.
- No. No, she didn't. - Get outta here.
- Your father and I ditched your sister and six other kids
in a movie theater to go to the car together.
When you were very young, your dad surprised me one morning
by taking me to Santa Barbara to do wine tasting.
I almost passed out on a date when your dad rented bikes
and we rode three miles around the beach.
- I think the first one's the lie. - (imitates buzzer) Wrong.
- What?! What?! You ditched us?
- (laughs) - Okay, then the third one.
- That'd be wrong. - (React) Ooh! 0 for 2, girl!
- (laughs) - Why would you ditch us
to go to the ca-- wait. - (laughs)
- Six kids! - You weren't ditched.
You weren't ditched! (laughs) - JOE!
- I flirted myself out of a ticket. I ruined the bottom of Mom's
brand new car, so I went to Home Depot
and I bought the paint and I fixed it
before you guys got home. - (laughs)
- And I followed my crush home after school.
- That's something that I don't think you'll do, so I think
the third one's the lie. - Incorrect.
- Incorrect?! - Yeah.
- Oh my god! You followed a guy? - Okay, so this is what happened.
- You never do that! - I had a crush on this guy,
and he would always say that he would walk home.
And I was like, "Is your home far?" And he's like, "No, it's around here."
The funny thing is he was walking with his friends,
so every once in a while, he would go into a house,
and we thought it was his house. I'm like, "Okay, we can go home."
But no, he would continue walking. So, we would have to stop
at stop signs, go like this so he wouldn't see
'cause he would turn around. I was like, "Well, now that I know
where he lives, I can go on walks, and he'll be like,
"What is Paulina doing here?" and maybe say hi or something.
- I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something.
Your dad never followed any girl even though they asked
your dad to do. - (React laughs)
- I've driven a car illegally. Every time you guys tell me
to take a shower after dance, I say I'm going to,
but I lie and wait until you yell at me 30 minutes later to go.
In the morning, 99% of the time after you wake me up,
I fall back asleep and wait until I hear
your door open and the footsteps
to get out of bed. - He's dying to know how to drive,
but he's 14, so he's gonna get his permit probably next year.
So, that's the lie. He's never driven a car.
- You're wrong. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Never driven a car. - I pranked my friend
by telling her a boy liked her when he actually didn't.
I stole money from you. And I stole a lollipop
when I was six. - The lie is you stole money from me.
- Yeah. - (React) Oh, hands down!
- Mama, two! Mama, two. (laughs) - (React) Pranked your friend.
- Oh, I pranked my friend. i did. Confidence wasn't there.
She thought he didn't like her, and she didn't wanna talk to him.
I was like, "He likes you. He told me. Go talk to him."
And they started dating, and they haven't broken up since.
- (React) Aww, that's not a prank. You're a little Cupid!
- (both laugh) - When I was a national rower
in the '80s, I won a lot of races because I put some medicine water
of my opponents. It would give them some
uncomfortable feeling. - Okay.
- When I was around 30 years old, I was in a car with three guys
smoking weed, and I was stopped by the officer.
We could get away of the ticket because we just denied,
but the smell was really strong. When I was 18,
I punched a guy nose because he pushed me
and I broke his nose. - You obviously never did the thing
with the players. That's the lie.
- Yeah. - You would never do that!
He would never harm someone else's performance ever!
- Exactly. Wait, how did you punch
a guy's nose? - The football team was cutting
the line. I was at the end of the line.
So, I decide to cut the line because I was very hungry.
Everybody was doing. And he said, "Not you."
And he pushed me over the plates. My blood just boiled,
and I punched his nose. But i felt really bad.
Three or four days after that, I saw the guy in school
and we apologized each other and we became friends.
- I wanna punch someone's nose once and break it.
- No, don't do this. - I was caught drinking and driving
and was arrested and spent a night in jail.
I did some underage drinking at parties when I wasn't supposed to.
I was really afraid of doing anything illegal
'cause my parents were strict as hell. - The lie is that you
got caught drinking and driving. I swear, if that's not the lie,
I'm gonna kill you. - I have never spent
a day in jail. (laughs) - Oh my god.
- That is the most irresponsible thing anybody can do.
- You're such a good... - I know.
- When I was 12 years old, my aunt caught me stealing money
out of her bedroom drawer. I went into CVS,
opened a mascara box, took it out, and pushed it
up my sleeve, took the empty box to the cashier and said,
"I think someone stole the mascara out of the box.
And it was the last one." She apologized
and I got away with it. One time, I drove super fast,
ran a red light, and two stop signs to get your brother
to school on time. - That last one is true!
- (imitates buzzer) - (gasps)
- (laughs) - That's the lie?!
- That's the lie. - How old were you
when you stole the mascara? - I was grown.
- So, why would you go to the register and be like...
- It was silly. - ..."I think someone stole it"?
- 'Cause that was just in case they was watching me or something.
I had to think fast. (laughs) - (React) It was
your Ocean's Eleven heist. - (Angel) Oh my god.
- Right. I put thought into it. - I like reading and writing
Harry Potter fanfiction. I enjoy eating baby food.
I like playing with the hair strands on the bathroom wall.
- Definitely the lie is the third one.
She hates hair. We had to share bathroom.
I always saw her hairs on the sink. I didn't know why.
I always had you clean. But after a while,
she told me she couldn't touch her own hair.
- I'll literally close my eyes. I can't. I'll start shaking
if I have to do it. - When everyone falls asleep, I get cravings and go
to the kitchen to eat all the snacks. I absolutely love any ball sports,
like football, baseball, basketball. - (laughs)
- I absolutely love them. They're my favorite thing
on this whole entire planet. My comfort show that I've watched
12 times all the way through is Schitt's Creek.
- I could tell you right now without even listening
to anything else, he absolutely, 100% HATES
sports that have to do with balls. - Yup. Anything. Anything.
- He is the most awkward ball thrower in the world.
He tried soccer when he was little...
- And instead of kicking the ball... - ...and instead of kicking the ball, he was flipping and cartwheels.
- ...I would do cartwheels. - And the coach would yell at him,
"Lucas, stop flipping!" - I try to read a little bit every--
- (laughs) - I try to read a little bit every day.
I love watching the Kardashians. And I look up
to Kylie Jenner's lifestyle. - Oh, that's a lie.
- What? - Trying to read a little bit
every day. (laughs) - (React) Your poker face sucks!
- Well, as a lawyer in Brazil for 30 years, I never broke
the code and dated a client. When I was 20 years old,
I was in the ninth floor of a hotel, and a husband knocked on the door
asking if I was there with his wife. When I met your mother,
we fell in love right away. - I'm gonna go with the third one.
You didn't fall in love right away. You had another date?
- Yes. That's the lie. - (React) Ay!
- Actually, when we met each other, we argued A LOT.
- (React and Paulina laugh) - What happened in the hotel?
- I didn't know she was married. And when the guy started
knocking on the door, and she told me,
"That's my husband. Jump through the window!"
- You jumped through the window?! - And I said, "No!"
- Oh. - I'm the ninth floor!
- Eating my midnight snacks. - Every night. He makes this--
- Oreos, vanilla, chocolate milk.
- No, he makes his damn chocolate milk and gets his little vanilla wafers
and goes sits on the couch. - I love the sun and the heat
and tanning. I love watching shows
like The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and my favorite,
Bachelor in Paradise. - The midnight snacks is true.
- (React) Okay. - The sun is true.
And The Bachelor is the lie. - (React) Is that your choice?
- Is that your choice? - Yes!
- (React) Okay. - You're wrong.
- (React) Oh, got him! - What?
- I absolutely love watching The-- especially The Bachelor in Paradise.
- That is-- no, he's lying! - We just watched it with your mom. I love it.
- He's lying! No. - Ask your mother if I love the heat.
- I'm gonna call her right now. - Does Dad like watching
The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise with you? Does he enjoy it? - And I love the heat
and getting hot and tan in the summer? - Thank you.
- I love watching Dateline. It's so informative.
- Ugh. - I love eating Trollis.
They're so good. And I love smelling my tissue
after I pee. I do it for health reasons.
- What the? The third one is the lie.
- She got one. She got one. - Ugh. Let me tell you about Dateline.
- (laughs) - Every time I try
to go out somewhere, I'll go, "Mom, can I go
to this party" or "Can I go with my friends?"
"Sure. But let me tell you something. Go on Instagram.
Did you see this girl? She just randomly got hit
by a car and her friends set her up. You know, and Dateline
always talks about this. You have to be safe
where you're going because you never know
what's a setup." "Mom, this guy complimented me."
"I get he complimented you, but he could be following you
and trying to kill you." - (React) Dateline.
- It's so true! - Dateline. Dateline.
- It's so true. - Ian Somerhalder,
the one from the Vampire Diaries with the blue eyes.
- Ah yeah, I know the guy. You talk a lot about the guy.
- Louis Partridge. He's in Enola Homes.
He's British. And then Timothée Chalamet.
He has a trend on TikTok where he goes like this
to the song "Play Date." ♪ Oooh ♪
He goes like that. - I think it's the third one.
- (React laughs) Just straight up! Why do you think
it's the third one? - Because the way she described
the guy, I don't think that's her kind of guy.
- I don't-- - (React) You nailed it!
- I'm sorry. I don't have a crush on Timothée Chalamet.
- I know your taste for the guys. Definitely the vampire guy is.
- My first celebrity crush ever was Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
I'm in love with Martha Stewart. - (laughs)
- A thing of natural beauty. No, no, no. Not me.
- My two celebrity crushes are Zendaya
and Timothée Chalamet. - Martha Stewart. That's for sure.
Without a doubt. - You're right.
- (laughs) No offense, Martha Stewart,
but I don't think you're his type. - (React laughs)
- I have a crush on Justin Bieber, Michael B. Jordan,
and Chris Brown. - You picked some good ones,
but I would say Justin Bieber was the lie.
- NO! Yes, it was.
- (screams) - Ooh, I love me
some Michael B. Jordan. Ugh. - (React) Who doesn't
like Michael B. Jordan? - He's so fine.
- Alicia Silverstone. Do you know? - She was Cher from Clueless.
- No, but the movie that I'm saying is Crush.
Madeleine Stowe. I don't know if you know.
She did a great movie with Kev Costner, Revenge.
Jacqueline Bisset. I saw a movie with Nick Nolte.
She did the bottom of the sea. - I'm gonna go with Alicia
is the lie. He's very precise
with old movies. And the way he described
the other ones, "from this movie," "from this one."
He didn't even know which movie he was talking about.
- I told you. She did The Crush.
- Yeah, but still, it didn't feel descriptive enough.
- Don't you wanna change? - No.
- Okay. You got it right. - Yeah! I know his type!
- Nicole Kidman, Soleil Moon Frye, AKA Punky Brewster
a long time ago, and then I have Jennifer Lopez.
- Ah! This is easy. - (laughs)
- This is so easy! Me and my mom
are the biggest J.Lo fans ever. We wanna go see her in concert
or anything. (whispers) He cannot stand her.
I don't know why. I don't know why.
- 100% true. 100% true. - Chris Brown.
- (both laugh) - Ew!
- Larenz Tate. And Shemar Moore.
- Shemar Moore. That's the lie.
- Nope! - (React) Oh!
- (imitates buzzer) - NO! No, then it's Chris Brown!
It's Chris Brown! - You don't know nothing!
- It's Chris Brown! - It's Chris Brown.
- 'Cause I know Larenz Tate-- I should've put Larenz Tate.
That's my crush too. Oh my god. - On my first day of American school,
I got locked in the bathroom by these two girls.
I was the only person in my grade who showed up
in a Halloween costume. I ran the mile in a pirate costume
and I broke my middle school's theater set two days
before the show in front of the teacher.
- I would say the first one because you broke the stage once.
You were the one with the costume. - Okay. I tricked him!
You know why I tricked him? Because that happened
to Carolina! It wasn't me! - Ohhhh!
- It wasn't me! We went to a K through 8 school.
Carolina was in elementary, and I told her-- I was like,
"Everyone's wearing a costume" because everyone in middle school was
in the same school. But elementary wasn't doing it,
so she went with a pirate costume and it was the day of the mile run.
- This is unfair. It's not fair. - And I did get locked
in the bathroom by two girls on my first day in American school.
I don't know why they did that. They thought it was funny and--
- You missed a good opportunity to punch somebody's nose.
You said you wanted, ah? No, kidding. Kidding!
I'm just kidding, okay? - I made two half-court shots
in eighth grade. In PE, I would always pretend
to have gotten hurt in dance to sit out.
I never turned in a single missing assignment
in my whole middle school years. - You said something about basketball?
That involves a round ball? Oh, that's a total lie.
- No, you're wrong. - (React) Got 'em!
- You're wrong. I have video proof that I made
two half-court shots in eighth grade.
- Shut your mouth! - Yes! One of them
was during PE. And again, I faked
being injured to sit out. And my friend Sophia,
we sat out together. And I was bored
and I grabbed a ball. And she's like,
"Make a half-court shot." And I just went, "Yeet!"
And it bounced like two times, and then it went in.
- I skipped class daily to see my situationship,
I made out with my situation in the school behind a classroom,
and my teachers love me so much that they always excuse me
when I wasn't in class. - Any of these
is about to piss me off. I'ma go with number two.
That's the lie. - Yeah, that's the lie.
- That's the lie. - (React) She got you!
- She know her career would be over.
(laughs) - When I was an exchange student
in Minnesota in the '80s, once I skipped school
to go to the lake with my friends because one of my crush was there.
There was a teacher in high school who gave me a lift home.
And she asked me out when the school year would finish.
On my first day of high school, I didn't know a word in English.
And in the recognition ceremony, I got six flowers from
possible crushes. - I'm gonna go with the lie
is the teacher. - Yes. The second one.
- Okay, good, good! - No teacher asked me out.
But I really tricked you, huh? - Yes! Yeah!
After the hotel one, I don't know what to expect.
- In Spanish class, as a senior in high school...
- (laughs) You don't have to finish. - ...I cheated on the test
by taping the answers on the back of the underclassman's
and patting them on the back when I needed the answers.
- You did not do that. - I won homecoming king
without even trying. And I cheated on tests in school
by saying answers out loud in Spanish.
- I could see winning homecoming king. - What's the lie?
- The lie is that you cheated. I'm going with this.
- It's a tie, 2-2. - (React) Oh, we got him!
- (laughs) - You did?
- I used to do that all the time. Are you kidding me?
- Dad! - I know. I feel bad now.
You know who won homecoming king my senior year?
He was my teammate. He was the quarterback
and I was, you know, a defensive linebacker. And--
- (React) Quarterback always wins. - Of course, quarterback won
with the head cheerleader! - I used to skip school all the time.
- Cap. - Everyone called me Janet
after I performed "Pleasure Principle" in my elementary school
talent show. One time, I wore a very fancy
white gown to school. - (laughs)
- And all eyes were on me. I looked amazing,
and I knew it. Too bad I fell down the stairs...
- Down the steps. (laughs and stomps) - ...in front of the entire class.
And I broke my phone, and everybody was laughing.
- The first one's a lie. Cap. - (Kia) Oh.
- She don't do that. - I guess I should've said
what school. - (React laughs)
- No! Oh, lord! - So, you can't even be mad at me!
- (laughs) - He tells me the same story
multiple times instead of telling me these new stories
that I did not expect at all. So, you gotta start telling me
these juicy stories, Dad. What was the most surprising thing
about me that you learned? - Well, you followed a guy.
- (React laughs) - That you were a cheater.
- Hey, if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.
- What else did you trick me on? - (React) You didn't know
that he liked The Bachelor. - When they're watching the show,
this is all I hear of my mom: "If you don't wanna be here,
then leave! Go to the room
and watch TV in that room!" - I learned that she don't know
nothin' about me. - I learned that she's a little freak.
- (screams and laughs) - Guys, thank you so much
for watching this episode of...React.
- (React) That's the show you're on. - (all laugh)
- Maybe in some other shows here, I'll reveal some more of my secrets.
But for now, that's good. - Your mom is gonna leave
the day a winner! (laughs) - Please subscribe.
- (both) Bye!
