FOREVER AND GREG GUTFELD, HE'S NEXT. ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ >> Greg: ALL RIGHT. STOP IT YOU SEXY PEOPLE. HAPPY AMERICA, EVERYONE. IT'S TUESDAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. ♪ >> ASSEMBLE TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE THE GREATEST SEGMENT IN CABLE TELEVISION. TRANS TUESDAY. >> HEY WAIT A MINUTE I'M NOT TUESDAY I'M SATURDAY. >> Greg: WELCOME TO TRANS TUESDAY. I'M YOUR HOST ANGELA LANSBURY. >> Tyrus: HOW DARE YOU. >> Greg: I DID IT FOR YOU ITHANK YOU. >> Greg: TONIGHT'S TOPIC JAWS DROPPED AFTER A TOP GETS POPPED. AFTER MEETING WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN AT A PRIDE EVENT ON SATURDAY A TRANSGENDER INFLUENCER BARED HER BREASTS ON THE SOUTH LAWN. >> HI, MR. PRESIDENT. >> HOW ARE YOU. >> IT IS AN HONOR TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. ♪ ♪ >> ARE WE TOPLESS AT THE WHITE HOUSE? >> Greg: I KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT BE THINKING. WHAT A BUNCH OF BOOBS. SERIOUSLY WHO INVITES THESE IDIOTS. COME ON WHITE HOUSE, HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED A THING FROM BUD LIGHT. THE ONLY THING INFLUENCERS INFLUENCE IS UNIVERSAL HATE TOWARDS INFLUENCERS. INFLUENCERS ARE TO CREDIBILITY WHAT CANCER IS TO YOUR BALLS. I KNOW. ALSO, HOW THE HELL DID WE GET HERE WHERE I PERSON EVEN THINKS THIS IS APPROPRIATE AT THE WHITE HOUSE. EVEN HUNTER SAID, PLEASE, A LITTLE DECORUM. THE FACT IS, EVERYTHING GONE WRONG THESE DAYS IS BASED ON NOT MATCHING THE APPROPRIATE ACTIVITY TO THE APPROPRIATE VENUE. I'D ASK WHO WAS IN CHARGE OVER THERE BUT BIDEN PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. WHEN ASKED ABOUT MONTOYA BEARING HER CHEST, BIDEN SAID, I THOUGHT THAT WAS GERALD NADLER LEAVING THE SENATE STEAM ROOM. >> Tyrus: OH, WE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT. >> Greg: THAT WAS MEAN. >> Tyrus: OH, MAN. >> Greg: THIS IS A FITTING STORY TODAY BECAUSE LAST WEEK I GOT INTO A TIFF WITH A FRIEND OF MINE ON TRANS ISSUES. HE CLAIMED IT'S ONLY AN ISSUE IN THE MEDIA BUT EVERYWHERE ELSE IT'S NOTHING. YOU KNOW HE'S RIGHT. WE ARE PUTTING A LOT OF EMPHASIS ON SOMETHING THAT HAS LITTLE CONTACT WITH THE REAL WORLD. WE DON'T SEE THIS AT ALL SO HE SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER. BUT I SAY IT DOES BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED THE MEDIA REACHES MILLIONS AND HAS AN EFFECT ON HOW THE WORLD THINKS AND LOTS OF STUFF I IDENTIFY EARLY ON STARTED OUT AS FRINGE. AI, BAIL REFORM, WOKENESS, FENTANYL, TAYLOR SWIFT. WE PURSUED THE LAB LEAK THEORIES WHILE OTHERS JUST TOOK A LEAK ON IT. SO IS TRANS AN OBSESSION OR A DELUSION? AND HOW CAN YOU ASSESS IT IF THE STATISTICS SUCK. YOU CAN'T TELL IF THEY OR THEM REFERS TO ONE PERSON OR A MOB. BUT THAT'S OKAY WE DON'T HAVE THE STATS AND YOU SHOULDN'T ASK BECAUSE THAT'S BAD TASTE. ACTIVISTS TALK ABOUT TRANS KIDS LIKE IT'S RAMPANT BUT DOES ANYONE ASK FOR THE NUMBERS DO THEY IMPROVE AFTER HORMONES OR GET WORSE. BECAUSE PLASTIC SURGERY AND DRUGS AREN'T THE KEY TO HAPPINESS JUST ASK MICKEY ROARK. LIKE AL ACTIVISTS IT'S RELATED TO THEIR SIZE AND TRANS IS EVERYWHERE. HERE'S A SAMPLE FROM YESTERDAY'S NEWS, HALF OF A BRITISH LADY'S FISHING TEAM WALKS OFF AFTER TRANS ALLOWED TO JOIN. THE MOST SURPRISING THING ABOUT THAT STORY IS THAT THERE ARE FEMALE FISHING TEAMS. OF COURSE THESE TRANS FISHER HAS AN ADVANTAGE, IT TAKES A HUGE ROD TO CATCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT. OH, THE GROANS ARE JUST MUSIC TO MY EARS. ENGLAND'S HEALTH SERVICE WON'T GIVE PUBITY BLOCKERS TO KIDS ANYMORE AT CLINICS. TOO BAD THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN BEFORE ONE DIRECTION GOT TOGETHER. AFTER A TRANSGENDER CYCLIST AUSTIN PHILLIPS WON A RACE OVER THE WEEKEND BEATING OUT THE CLOSEST FEMALE RACER BY FOUR MINUTES TENNIS LEGEND MARTINA NAVRATILOVA TWEETED, WHAT A JOKE. AND I AGREE WITH HER. AND SHE ONCE CALLED ME AN UNFUNNY ASS WIPE. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? >> Tyrus: OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER. >> Greg: YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT. IT'S LIKE THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. >> Tyrus: POINT OF PRIDE. >> Greg: YES, IT IS A POINT OF PRIDE. GROWING MAJORITY OF THE U.S. IS AGAINST TRANS ATHLETES COMPETING OUTSIDE THEIR BIRTH GENDER AND TWO-THIRDS SAY THEY BELIEVE THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS. 34% DISAGREE BUT THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A ME IS IN IF YOU INTRODUCED THEM TO JOE SCARBOROUGH. NOW SOME STORIES ARE JUST PLAIN DULL UNTIL YOU ADD THAT MAGIC INGREDIENT TRANS. FOR EXAMPLE A TEACHER'S CLOTHING DISRUPTS CLASSROOMS IN CANADA. HERE'S THE TEACHER. YOU SEE A DULL STORY BECOMES SPECTACULAR THANKS TRANS. IT'S MY FEEL ON GUTFELD WHAT THE LIBS IS NORRIS WHAT WE HAVE TO LOOK AT BECAUSE WHAT THEY IGNORE IS THE DELUSION LIKE A PENIS ON WHAT THEY CONSIDER A WOMAN. IT'S NOT JUST TRANS THEY LOVED TALKING ABOUT CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM UNTIL IT BECAME CRIMINAL PARTY TIME. THEY CALLED RACIST UNTIL THERE WAS NO ONE LEFT TO CALL RACIST. THEY LOVED DRAG AND THEN ENDED UP IN EVERY KIDS LIBRARIES. IN EVERY PHENOMENON IT TAKES ROOT AND ALMOST ALWAYS, ALWAYS GOES TOO FAR. FOR YEARS WE WASHED DELUSIONS BECOME STORIES FOR POLITICAL BENEFIT. RUSSIAN CONCLUSION, RIOTS AND LOOTING AS MOSTLY PEACEFUL. COVID SPREAD BY BATS. PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE THINGS UNTIL THEY HAVE TO. AND WHEN IT REACHES THE WHITE HOUSE, I'D SAY THEY AREN'T GIVING US MUCH CHOICE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> PERIOD! >> Greg: LET'S WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUESTS. THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON HE BUYS A BOTTLE OF CONDITIONER, COMEDIAN AND COHOST OF THE JIM NORTON AND SAM ROBERTS SHOW, JIM NORTON! CAUSE SDMUS NOTHING HURTS LIKE THE TRUTH AND NOBODY TRUTHS LIKE THE HURTS. FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR WASHINGTON TIMES OPINION EDITOR CHARLIE HURT! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]. >> Greg: SHE CAN BE SARCASTIC IN FOUR DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: AND WHEN THEY HAND HIM A RESTAURANT MENU, HE HANDS IT BACK AND SAYS YES. MY MASSIVE SIDE KICK AND THE NWA WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION, TYRUS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: JIM, WHENEVER WE COVER THIS STORY WE ALWAYS FIND OUT THE UGLY TRUTH BEHIND ALL OF THEM AND YOU PINPOINTED IT PERFECTLY, IT ALWAYS INVOLVES NOT TRANS BUT AN INFLUENCER. >> Jim: THAT'S RIGHT. >> Greg: INFLUENCERS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. >> Jim: YEAH, THEY'RE ANNOYING SO WHATEVER THEY'RE REPRESENTING YOU FIND ANNOYING BECAUSE IT'S AN INFLUENCER DOING IT. >> Greg: YES. >> Jim: I UNDERSTAND IT'S A LITTLE TASTELESS TO SHOW YOUR BREASTS, BUT IT'S FUNNY, THE COUNTRY JUST HATES EACH OTHER. THAT'S THE BIG -- A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE UPSET ABOUT BREASTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THE QANON SHAMAN IN THE CAPITOL BUILDING. >> Greg: HE HAD A GREAT CHEST. >> Jim: HE DID, AND GREAT LEGS, TOO. MAKE UP YOUR MIND HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT INSTITUTIONS ARE THEY SACRED OR OKAY TO ACT A CERTAIN WAY. >> Greg: GOOD POINT. >> Jim: PEOPLE WERE UPSET IT WASN'T APPROPRIATE BUT IT WASN'T LIKE SHE WAS SWINGING HER PENIS IN THE ROSE GARDEN. >> Greg: BUT SHE WAS FONDLING AND I THINK YOU CROSS A LINE WHEN YOU FONDLE. >> Jim: YEAH, IT BECOMES TERRIFIC. EVERY DAY IS TRANS TUESDAY. >> Greg: YOU DON'T EVEN CALL IT TRANS TUESDAY. >> Jim: I WOULD LIKE TO COMPLAIN BUT HEY IT'S RIGHT IN MY FACE. >> Greg: CHARLIE, WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF THIS INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF MAMMOR. >> Tyrus: S >> Charlie: YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT I COVERED THE WHITE HOUSE AND WE NEVER HAD THIS STORY. THE SOUTH LAWN WAS NEVER TURNED INTO A STRIP CLUB WHICH WAS PROBABLY A GOOD THING. ACTUALLY, WHEN I FIRST SAW THE PICTURES, I THOUGHT IT WAS A DEVELOPMENT IN THE STORY OF HUNTER'S LAPTOP. AND SO I WAS LIKE, OH, THIS WILL BE INTERESTING. YOU KNOW YOU RAISE OBVIOUSLY A GREAT POINT, AND I WORRY ABOUT THIS SOMETIMES BECAUSE WE TALK SO MUCH ABOUT IT, WHETHER OR NOT IT'S REAL OR IT'S NOT. BUT WHETHER IT'S MANUFACTURED OR WHETHER WE TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH IN THE MEDIA, AT THE END OF THE DAY A LOT OF PEOPLE AREN'T IN ON THE JOKE. AND, YOU KNOW, JUST ASK RILEY GAINES, ASK ANY OF THESE WOMEN WHOSE SPORTS HAVE BEEN RUINED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE, YOU KNOW, WHO DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE AND THEY TAKE IT TOO FAR AND THEY REMEMBERING WHAT PEOPLE HAVE SPENT THEIR ENTIRE LIVES DEVOTED TO PERFECTING. I DID NOT KNOW THAT THERE WAS A WOMEN'S FISHING TEAM, FOR EXAMPLE. >> Greg: I KNOW. >> Charlie: BUT I ALSO DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL YOU EXPLAINED IT RIGHT THERE THAT THERE WAS AN INHERENT ADVANTAGE THAT MEN HAVE OVER FEMALES. >> Greg: I GUESS IT'S LIKE GRIP STRENGTH OR SOMETHING LIKE? >> Charlie: I JUST KNOW THAT ANYTIME I'VE EVER TAKEN A WOMAN FISHING SHE ALWAYS OUTDOES ME SO IT'S KIND OF HUMILIATING. >> Jim: THE ADVANTAGE THE MAN HAS IS YOU CAN PEE OFF THE BOAT. >> Charlie: THIS IS TRUE. >> Greg: ALTHOUGH I'VE SEEN -- NEVER MIND. DO YOU KNOW THE WHITE HOUSE LATER CONDEMNED THIS INCIDENT SO IT'S CLEAR IT'S NOT ALLOWED ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN BUT IT'S OKAY IN OUR NATION'S MIDDLE SCHOOLS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. NO, I'D KIDDING. KAT I HAVE SOME REALLY FUN TAPE THIS IS THE INFLUENCER TALKING ABOUT WHY SHE DID IT. SHALL I PLAY IT FOR YOU AND YOU CAN RESPOND? >> Greg: PLEASE DO. >> I HAD ZERO INTENTION OF TRYING TO BE VULGAR OR BE PROFANE IN ANY WAY. I WAS SIMPLY LIVING IN JOY, LIVING MY TRUTH AND EXISTING IN MY BODY. HAPPY PRIDE, FREE THE NIPPLE. >> Greg: ALL RIGHT, KAT, I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY WHO EVER SAYS LIVING IN MY TRUTH >> Kat: WELL, IT'S CLASSIC INFLUENCER. >> Greg: YES, IT IS >> Kat: IT IS. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY SHOW OFF THEIR BODIES AND THEY INCLUDE SOME, YOU KNOW, INSPIRATIONAL WORD SALAD REASON FOR WHY THEY DID SO. WHETHER IT'S THIS OR IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, A GIRL HOLDING HER ASS CHEEKS UP WITH HER HANDS. A FEW YEARS AGO I NEVER MANAGED I WOULD BE ABLE TO STAND IN MY POWER LIKE THIS. AND IT'S LIKE, YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF YOUR ASS BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD. SHE WANTS TO SHOW OFF HER BOOBS BECAUSE THEY LOOK G SO I FEEL LIKE I WOULD HAVE -- I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE SHOULD JUST ADMIT THAT, ANY INFLUENCER SHOULD JUST ADMIT THAT. AND ALSO OBVIOUSLY MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE GAY OR TRANS ARE NOT LIKE THIS THEY'RE JUST LIVING THEIR LIVES AND THEY'RE COMPLEX PEOPLE WHO WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THINGS ABOUT THEM OTHER THAN THEIR SEXUAL OR GENDER IDENTITY. THIS IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THAT BUT IT CERTAINLY IS REPRESENTTIVE OF AN INFLUENCER. >> Greg: YES, IT IS TRUE. TYRUS. >> Tyrus: THE GOOD NEWS IS FINALLY SOMEBODY WANTS TO GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A LONG LINE TO GET IN THERE. IT WASN'T A LOT OF DATES FILLED SO THEY CAN HAVE IT. >> Greg: YES. >> Tyrus: THE DOWN SIDE IS AND TO KAT'S POINT, MY ISSUE IS, IT'S THE OVERSEXUALIZATION OF EVERYTHING AND IT JUST SENDS A HORRIBLE MESSAGE. AND THEY'RE INFLUENCING THE WRONG [BLEEP]. BECAUSE, FOR EXAMPLE, IF I HAVE A STRAIGHT CHILD AND A GAY CHILD IN MY HOUSEHOLD, THEY HAVE THE SAME RULES. MY GAY CHILD'S NOT GOING TO LEARN ABOUT SEX ANY QUICKER OR FASTER THAN MY STRAIGHT CHILD IS, OKAY? SAME RULES, SAME DATING HABITS NO ONE ALLOWED UPSTAIRS NO BOYS IN THE ROOM NO GIRLS IN THE ROOM OR WHATEVER THEIR DEAL IS. WHEN SOMEBODY'S NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE LIFE STYLE OR DOESN'T KNOW SOMEBODY WHO'S TRANSGENDER OR KNOW SOMEBODY WHO'S GAY OR STRAIGHT AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SEE ON NATIONAL TV EVERY NIGHT IT INFLUENCES THEM TO THINK A CERTAIN WAY, THEY THINK ALL GAY MEN ACT THIS WAY ALL TRANSGENDERS ACT THIS WAYEN A IT'S SHAMEFUL. IT'S LIKE IF EVERY TIME I CAME ON THIS TV I ROBBED YOU OR HAD A PIECE RIGHT HERE. WHAT DID YOU SAY CUZ AFTER A WHILE IT IS ALIKE WOW MAN BROTHERS ARE HORRIBLE BECAUS THAT'S ALL I SEE. I DON'T CARRY MYSELF THAT WAY. MIGHT BE FUN TO ROB YOU AND I DON'T DO IT. THE POINT IS THAT'S A STEREO TYPE. THEY ARE PLAYING OFF THE STEREOTYPES, SHE GOT THE ATTENTION THE APOLOGY'S GARBAGE AND SHE WOULD DO IT AGAIN. IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE YOU'RE REPRESENTING YOUR GROUP. IF I WAS GOING TO WHITE HOUSE I WOULD WEAR A SUIT EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW I'M THE LAST GUY TO WEAR A SUIT BUT I'M REPRESENTING MY FAMILY MYSELF AND MY NAME. WITH ALL YOUR PRIDE TRY A LITTLE DECORUM. >> Greg: THERE YOU GO. I THINK WE COVERED THIS
